GMMore 1397: Making Medieval Lipstick

when face congratulations to Tavis Tavis Travis without an R you win a GMM poster congratulations man the Tevez smiling it’s fan of the show definitely welcome to good mythical more man we’re still not out of medieval times I wish we were but we’re not so hang out with us as we put some medieval do it have some medieval makeup with resident medieval makeup expert le oh gosh oh thanks for falling it’s ok it’s ok it’s just like medieval times le how are you does it smell like cat doo-doo or human urine over here because we try to clean that up and I’m pretty anxious about it it doesn’t but I have a noted poor sense of smell ok EE noted yes we can makes you more likely to be a psychopath he has he has congenital and asthma he can’t smell anything like at all and there’s many ways you can take advantage of that how long is he yet his own toilet it’s because it’s congenital so genital hitting that when your genitals are conjoined ya know genitals are normal normal but I mean how would you know ok there’s a reason you sign a waiver before you come on here with me I’m a little bit ashamed of my herpes I’m not gonna be permanent genitals we’re gonna make some medieval lips glosses but I’m gonna sit this one out cuz I got I got cold sore issues okay so I’m gonna be the designated mortar pestle me nothing I’m not stressed out well you got grilled just deep there’s a lot of it I can almost hear the gears grinding well there’s only so much you want to share like I’d rather put you on the spot Ellie okay so they actually did this huh yeah we need to do this is she for starters we’re going this is ships fat you should probably grind the I think the route first so let’s start with orange because it’s you know oh these are carrots it’s autumn these are carrots these are carrots our roots they grow in the ground mm-hmm you know what just dump the whole ramen every day but I feel like this table is just gonna break in half this is not it needs to be reinforced this is this is difficult we Europe were your pharmacy student nobody made guacamole with one of these things yeah that ain’t no avvocato have you ever done this before her crush frequency as much carrots we should have roasted those if we get that what is this rutabaga just so you’ll know absolutely no change in the carrots let’s just go straight beets let’s go straight meats can’t can I I mean you’re just like lick of the put it on oh can you put your hand in there again well only I know where my where my like the fingers go you know it’s like a body awareness right this is great this is really work you know what I am good at though peeing in a jar I don’t know I don’t know if I would do that I think it’s gonna make it – you see what I mean maybe go in for some sheeps that in there there’s whole channels devoted to like pushing things I bet we could have a immortal and pet mortar and pestle channel based on the success of this I’ll do some just because you know everyone thinks that they can do it better than the other person but they can feels like it should be easier than it is I think that’s come too much huh maybe put this on the end of the try that dip your pestle into some which was the mortar which was the pestle and I believe it’s pestle you don’t pronounce the T like wrestle so even this is the mortar and this is the pestle I think that’s I mean he’s a confirmation on that pest I’ll okay it’s perfect that’s missing I like beats my Nana she’d always pickle beats yes out here in LA you get a Sal you can get a beet salad it’s nothing but beets you wouldn’t believe it but back home I would back home I would never have believed I mean I’ve never heard growing up a bowl of a salad not growing up but I mean if you go if you go back to Raleigh now they got some beat ticket I’m talking about growing up man so when I was a kid but when I was kid Nana would have like jars and jars of beets and you would just slice and eat him you never do it in like a salad I love beets and I like a good beet salad now you got some beets you got some what’s that cheese feta feta okay there’s a nice pink some walnuts shall I just go for it yeah okay this kind of looks like a glossier bomb.com like that it’s it’s pretty goopy it’s got like a Vaseline quality huh it smells bad they don’t like that yeah help your condition your thought about that oh man I think what what you need is just that’s good that’s perfect you want to add a that’s a big one see if you can add that one mm-hmm or just rub that doesn’t taste great beauty lips don’t your lips have like a little brownish hue that’s just natural sure anything you want just rub it sure that working you know they just constantly smelled like cat crap back then that’s why what like we got so this is time actually you you got so moved by the cat crap but the thing is is that’s because you’re around people that generally smell fine yeah yeah yeah did you do you barf into this isn’t my oh yeah you say uh barf into your head you lick a lick a paper towel bar from did it hey I want to see it make a Jeff Ellie you think that’s gross we just watched close with Urist get the limited-edition GMM silver logo teen now at myth abuot store and check out the info on the product page to learn how you could win a once-in-a-lifetime trip to the mythical studio

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