welcome to good mythical more gift hey that means we are donating $1000 to mothers to mothers so we can support their mission to eliminate pediatric AIDS and improve the health of women children and adolescents in sub-saharan Africa please join us in giving at m2 m dot or mothers to mothers m to m dot org thank you for being your mythical best marshmallow have takeoff but there will be a video that’s going i believe it probably on instagram so check out some more time that we spent with melo making something else but for now we’re just gonna hang out and good mythical more we’re gonna bring Josh in Josh come on in mythical chef Josh sit in the marshmallows [Applause] well that was that was a thrill seeing that marshmallow guy yeah it was he was super talkative and expressive and loud don’t you couldn’t shut up I think we came up with the mellow yellow’ thing I’m sorry but you gonna say something I was gonna just talk about how I’m processing being around someone who doesn’t speak well let me interject and then you can continue it’s kind of causing an existential crisis in my own life we’re gonna eat some soda or pop themed marshmallows this is one of them there’s others this was not urine it looks just like the urine mm-hmm really similar there’s no urine in there this is mellow yellow well you got to taste it and find out well III the idea was when we called the other one Millie I was like I actually want to drink I’m gonna eat a mellow yellow marshmallow this is my ID oh yeah it’s Melia okay cuz we would down a bunch of mellow yellow I mean I didn’t know your ruin the game for me well there’s two more we don’t know what those are okay he has ever seen Days of Thunder I can’t man a yellow card that’s in North Carolina Oh actually you know what I’ve seen it blink probably hasn’t seen days of thunder I’ve seen Talladega Nights amateur what were you saying though about marshmallow about the existential crisis are you saying having I feel like I I was afraid to look him directly in the eye that’s I saw haven’t been looking at Josh since he’s been out here oh I I looked at him in the eye a lot I I mean you heard me early on in between rounds I was like I’m sorry to stare at you but I just wanted to really take in the helmet that I’m afraid to look at Josh right now you don’t have to oh it’s almost it’s definitely worse when you do actually you were afraid to look at marshmallow it’s just so big and white I connected with it he’s in it no I connected with the helmet with the helmet it’s not a helmet man that’s who he is that’s part of them I agree with you I I didn’t read the manual I think he just showed up and what we did was it’s a marshmallow all right so first of all you good at making marshmallows man now you are you a mountain Dew man a mellow yellow man or squirt man Oh like what news they squirt man but I’m a mellow yellow man myself I think better than 92 and you know what as obviously as a chef you know that there is a clear difference between mellow and Mountain Dew when people say it’s pretty much the same thing I’m like what no it’s not even in the same ballpark yeah I mean there’s a different smell of that yeah I was already gonna say it kind of this is urine no it’s not it smells I had to double the gelatin in the marshmallow recipe because also if you see the other ones yeah I got way better at making marshmallows the later it went on like the white one is like really nice and perfectly cut gelatin stinks yeah gel because it’s made out of horse toenails mm-hmm exactly so it smells like horse toenails what is it really matter no I think you take the bones of an animal and then it leeches all the collagen from the bones and then I think collagen turns into gelatin longer it cooks you bet it yeah he’s talking about the leaching of bones without meeting him yeah I can’t I wanted to bring this because you guys miss you have a peep in your pocket there’s a whole chicken nugget inside enjoy that about that that was Josh that was horrible really ground it’s really bad you know what the consistency is a nightmare there’s the I tried to make it taste like a McNugget so I put white pepper and some onion powder it didn’t help you know I didn’t know and this is horrible to hold on yeah okay listen I I don’t think I’m crazy but I brought Barbara in today because we wanted to take her to the groomer because not only has her hair gotten really long but she like got into some trash or something and like one side of her face smells exactly like this she got into some horse nails this is horrible which one do you want us to yes second I want you to go with the white one cuz I’m really proud of them because the thing about the Mellie oh I got a hint of sweetness but it didn’t translate into a mellow yellow’ experience now this oh it’s so fluffy right no diversity at all it still stinks though they must add something to marshmallows that makes them smell good yeah what is that just potpourri they just shove it in there okay it’s like a casino okay yes sprite will believe anything sprite ooh that’s lemony right squirt it’s bright yeah I don’t give it allen to give them a fair shot yeah that’s good that’s right yeah right marshmallows I got a lot better at making the marshmallows as time went on so that was the last one that I made so you feel like this it’s very good to mellow yellow’ it could taste good yeah I didn’t want it but I could I could assure it definitely wasn’t a busy man we’ve got you cooking lots of stuff but I had to hand cut all that spaghetti it’s interesting that from what like a sheet yeah a bit like roll out the pasta dough in like hand cut it like you know spaghetti alla chitarra yeah yeah of course I know just like that I likey tarah hmm that’s pretty good how did you prepare our we have one more to guess how did you prepare urine like let’s talk about the handling process from yeah from from farm to tables I wasn’t given to you was it giving you in the things that said rhett and Link Rhett’s piss jar and links piss drives rhett and Link reticle piss jar yeah and yeah I was the one who made that label I wanted to bring a little bit of levity to the situation that we found ourselves in that we could have easily avoided but we didn’t yeah so I got the jar right we could have peed directly into the pot Wow yeah you know you held the jar for me a few times yeah uh-huh yeah I didn’t you know I didn’t do that at all um but no I feel like I got it in the jar I didn’t know who to ask because I didn’t want to just like go into your bathroom you know that’s the sacred place and so I didn’t know who to ask to get it but I got the jar oh yeah well did you notice the difference in the way that the jars were placed in the bathroom one was in this one he was peeing the jar in the shower okay so you put both jars on top of the toilet maybe Alex put them there and yeah who gave them to him and then we were told okay your piss jars are in the stage bathroom so I went in there and link was actually not here that day I peed about a third about a third of the jar and my first go and then I like to I put the top back on I set it on top of the toilet and this is a toilet that like other people in this office use that’s how I was like I’m gonna put this in the shower behind the shower behind there so you’ll be able to see it if you’re looking for it but not if you’re just and then of course link comes in and in one go somehow filled the entire jar you were hydrated and on top of the toilet I wasn’t done and I started thinking looking around for a second jar there was like a quart and a half he jars that’s impressive always stay hydrated man yeah yeah but I would say I was I was caring for you guys cuz you had to go in there and use the bathroom I didn’t want you to see a man’s pissed yeah that’d be grotesque if you had to like see of man’s piss and then I don’t know like turn into a marshmallow right for you exactly so then what did you do so I got some disposable super cheap but lumina pants so we could just toss them you know after doing that yeah and I so I do stem on the heat you’ve reduced urine your inner what kind of smell does that create uh it it’s it smells like like piss you’d be surprised so yeah and then it kind of cradle your in demostrate CPP’s say pee pee it smells like pee pee now after all that pee pee yeah and then you just kind of make a little peepee concentrate and then you so use a lot worse when you say people so it’s simmered it um and simmered it yes every day and then marshmallows have to you create what’s called a soft ball stage syrup and candy making would you get it up to 240 degrees Fahrenheit and so you then I kind of emulsify that into soaked bloomed gelatin in a stand mixer and then you you whip that together and then I might have given it a little fresh spritz after strike be just drapey yeah I put it in a spray bottle this one’s actually a spray bottle from home that I use for my cats what’s that what do you spray your cats with not not your BP just water this is Bram with water holy to deter them from listening on you think you mean yeah yeah demonic ritual yeah dogs don’t require being sprayed yeah you can spray a dog it works there’s a Coco this is not good it is code it’s not good I guess one I mean I’m also gonna guess I’m gonna guess this is coke it’s coke a yeah it doesn’t taste good but the sprite one tasted good share the Pepsi it’s even worse right wars but turf wars s’mores meeting to a thingy we’re gonna do that mm-hmm so just be patient it’s kind of we’re gonna do it I’m looking into it right now we’re gonna call them thingies there’s gonna be one called piston more shmeller no then we’re gonna change it’s a PPP marshmallows man put your peepee singing la don’t you do it we’re gonna do it grab a hold of mythicality with this mythical leather keychain available at mythical dot store