rate my jorts welcome to good mythical more when we look at a picture some Gorge then we rate them let’s write them here they are whole great and loved Chevy’s on Instagram found this old picture of me and realized I am in fact a fashion icon well first of all these are real jorts those are definitely framing a house in those Gorge those were definitely just jeans that he himself cut off yeah you can tell by where they strike his knee yeah which is different on each knee right a little higher on the right time it’s a little lower than it needs to be on both of them it’s almost a Capri you got to make a decision between shorts and capris there’s nut you should never wear anything that stops directly at your joint I believe that all jorts have to be above the knee even if you’re crouching and wearing a mountain Dew hat and nothing else but a hammer I know I don’t think that compensates so I’m gonna give him points for authenticity but I’m gonna take off points for where they they strike his knee I’m gonna say these are a c-minus Jordan yeah sorry graden sorry man i know everything else is great actually I’ll give you an A+ on everything but the choice I hope you still love Chevy’s because that you really committed to that username all right here in good mythical more we are going to clean some more we’ve got some disinfectant wipes Clorox Lysol seventh-generation also aunt Fanny’s cleaning vinegar wipes out of Portland it’s only thirty five of these in here so half is means everybody else and Windex glass and surface wipes so what do you say we put some gloves back on and clean some dirty trays now do you have like a roll of these wipes in like every room in your house is that is that how clean it is I don’t I don’t like wipes because as much because they’re very convenient but they create a lot of waste and I have a guilt complex associated with that now what is on this blood more blood what else is black stuff suit blood and suit letting sit on a train sounds like a bad record label um let’s start let’s start with these two the classics yeah let’s start with the classics and maybe we’ll just clean is this the dirtiest one I’m thinking we can do like a spot clean what do you think you got another one if we need to go to it oh so the same stuff on everything everyone yeah just if we know yes great no I just breathe in that Clorox it’s so strong that might call breathe in that one that’s fine breathing that oh wow there’s a mint enos but it still that’s strong this is also very strong in instant headaches I yeah I don’t love that I’m gonna go let’s see if we can tackle this but you want me doing the different one on the same tray is that what we’re saying is we just of all like a spot clean and then we might use all of them on the same tray is what I was thinking oh yeah okay so it’s very difficult to break into these look at that the grooves look at that look at what I’ve done well pretty much the same things happening here yeah it’ll get you there so that’s what Oh Rhett that’s pretty good yeah yeah yeah I’m real good at cleaning that’s what I don’t have a lot of practice at it so I have a lot of energy built up to clean so I feel like these are neck-and-neck but they both soil puddle fortunately look at that one one lack of same wipe one last go that got completely clean I do I didn’t I didn’t go that so hard I think I can do that too see yeah yeah yeah go hard or go home man look at that so Clorox and Lysol pretty even let the time we’ll have okay all right we’ll have to come back to those right now they’re pretty even let us move on to some natural situation oh yeah well we got way that Windex out of the way I mean this is for windows this is a surface cleaner coupe every time I start cleaning my nose really starts itching but then I don’t want to touch my nose oh that’s strong too last time I went camping I grabbed window cleaner thinking I was grabbing all purpose really so I cleaned all my dishes with window window cleaner because I had nothing else that would taste horrible why did you reuse them no this is after I finish this is just the next time I go camping I’ll be dealing with that okay first of all the suit is really gets down in those grooves no but really thinking I’m not able to get it completely clean with this but is it because I’m in a sit area oh there we go really pound there we go oh there we go that’s getting it okay that’s nice I might be the cleanest one yeah look at that I need off of that do it no okay so so these are all chemical based they did a great job just like chemicals do you know chemicals are great smell of that as they say as we all say that smells like it’s using Mother Nature you know what I’m saying it is it’s weird smelling I would not say that it smells it smells like a like a spa with like a D health grade you know I’m saying we’ll see what kind of cleaning job it does and I’m going to go with smell this that’s better let’s do it bigger you can suck on that which that makes it’s like vinegar is really the thing that you should be cleaning stuff with that’s the that’s the ticket within your house smells like vinegar no it doesn’t it actually it doesn’t linger in it it um it removes smells these are smaller much smaller more fibrous I’m going right there well this is I mean this is these are wetter it’s a wetter wipe I’m going right here on this suit and blood stain I’m not holding back from the from the nastiest part you know what invite us to your school and give us some wipes and give us all your dirty shirt trays we’ll just sit there all day doing this it’ll take us a long time because as you can see we’re still on the same trip look at that broham I have I have guys gonna take it for mr. tinkles get that we’re trying to find a clean spot on my wife your wife but I think what we’re finding is that with the all wife’s work with the proper amount of elbow grease all whites work you can clean anything I think I might be able to spit on a paper towel and clean it as well look at that you don’t need you don’t need all those chemicals you might need a little more cash because these are more expensive but those are eight bucks for 35 you’re gonna you’re gonna go through them very fast so I actually think that you probably first of all does that kill stuff does that kill stuff because seventh-generation it kills 99.99% of germs botanically but you know what that means this does not claim to do that according to thee I know vinegar can kill germs here’s the problem with this whatever I see 99.99% I’m sorry for those of you who are clean freak some butter freaked you out what about the point oh one percent that means the strongest possible germs are the ones that you leave behind to reproduce take over this is just it’s called evolution fellas and this is a ladies man and this is a problem this is a problem we’re killing all the stuff that’s weak and we’re leaving all the strong stuff to reproduce if you see that stay away now so that you’re voting for aunt Fanny’s which again I believe in vinegar I believe in the vinegar it doesn’t smell horrible to me it’s a safe hardworking and microcosmic by crook doesn’t mean any you know it means microcosmic the whole universe is in here is the essence of the universe is inside of aunt Fannie move at the speed of conversation with us subscribe to ear biscuits wherever you listen to podcast