(rooster crowing) (growling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Oh, push the toaster out. – Rate My Jorts. – Yes, let’s rate some jorts, shall we? Okay. Okay, there’s the jorts, I didn’t see them at first. – [Rhett] Right, right. It’s tough to get your eyes to adjust when you’ve been looking at invisible things. Think you’ll look this good in your front rat? – [Link] Oh, wow. – [Rhett] No way, you clown. But you can try. Come and get them. – I thought that was just you talking, I didn’t realize that you were reading the caption. – This is a brand, and brand’s doing jorts. – What kind of bolo tie– – They’re selling the jorts. – It’s like a snake bolo tie, that’s all I’m looking at. The pose is a bit much, dude, I think these jorts are great, but the screen direction is trying a little hard. – I just think that a picture like this gives jorts a bad name. You know what I’m saying? Like, when you’re trying to be obviously ironic – Ironic. – in your jorts wearing, that don’t fly with me. (chuckles) – So we’re giving this a zero. – I’m giving it a zero, I’m giving it a negative five. – Negative five it is. So that’s a total of a negative 10 for those jorts. – That’s right, you gotta look like you were just caught in the moment with your jorts. – Right, not happening for us. But what is happening is an interesting game on this special day of invisibility. We’re gonna look at some photos and see if the person in it is visible or invisible. – Yep. – Feel free to play along. I didn’t even have to say that. You know you’re gonna play along, why are you even here? – Always feel free to play along. – But first, I just feel like the tickle man almost killed me because I was– – Hiram. – Hiram, I was choking on toast. – Yeah. – Thank you for putting him out of his misery. – You should never get tickled while eating toast. – Sincerely. Never tickle someone who’s eating toast. (coughing) – I mean, I’m having coughing fits, just by destroying him. Which, by the way, you think we’re gonna be able to put him back together? – Why would we? – Well, because the company let us use him. (coughing) But hold on, how will they know– – You almost killed me, man. Good riddance. – How will they know that we’re the ones that did it? It could’ve just happened in shipping. – Right, we could say, what we would say in a court of law is that we were just pantomiming getting tickled by Hiram, he wasn’t actually even here. – ‘Cause he didn’t show up. – Right. He wasn’t here. – ‘Cause he was destroyed in shipping. – Right, we just– – Let’s look at the first photo. – [Link] And we were just acting. – [Rhett] Oh, Zachary Pinto. – Alright, so. Where? Oh, right there, in front of the sun. The sun’s like, shining up his moon. – Mmhm. – But he’s there. – So I would say that he’s is, I mean– – [Stevie] Oh, let me give you a three two one. – Okay. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Visible. – Visible. I could definitely see him, I could see him as soon as he was on there. – Right. – Is that a– `- It took me a second, but– – Oh, you, sorry. – So are we right? – The answer is, you’re correct. – Okay, thank you, yes. – Alright, let’s see the next one. – Alright, new image. Okay, I’m scanning, I’m scanning, I’m scanning, okay, I have my answer. – [Rhett] Hold on a second, I need another couple seconds. (laughing) – I have my answer. – Okay, I’m not confident, but, go ahead. – Okay. Three, two, one. – Visible. – Invisible? Did you say visible? – Visible, yeah. If you look really closely in that security camera up there, you can see the reflection of the photographer. – [Stevie] Link, you are incorrect. – Yeah, he’s invisible. – What? – It’s a he, I know that. – Who is it, Stevie? If he’s invisible, who is it? – [Stevie] It’s actury, actury, (chuckles) Zachary Quinto, who is Zachary Pinto’s brother. – Oh, well that’s how last names work. – Zachary Quinto’s brother, Zachary Pinto? – Yeah. – Alright, new image. Okay. – [Rhett] That’s Kerry Washington and she’s very visible. – Give me another second. – Thanks my answer. – Give me another second. – I don’t even you to count down. – Hold on! I’m still working on this one. – I will continue to look at her while you’re thinking, though. – Okay, I have my answer. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Visible. – Visible. (chuckles) – Kerry Washington. – You’re both correct. – Yes. – Kerry, anytime you wanna come on the show, you’re welcome. – Okay, next image. Okay. This is a red carpet scenario. – That is a heinous dress. – Okay. Really? – I hate it when people make a decision and they’re like, this is gonna make me stand out and it’s clear that they just did it to get attention. – I do like the aquarium shoes, though. It’s very 70s pimp-ish. – But what about the little fish inside? – Yeah, he’s happy. – Do you think they’re properly oxygenated? – Look, someones coming in and feeding him, right now, just like a little fish food in there. – Oh, so it’s a video. – A video. Yeah, it’s a video, you can’t see it moving? – [Rhett] Well, I do now. – [Link] Yeah, they must have pressed play lately. – Yeah, so we’re both gonna say visible. – [Stevie] Ooh. – Visible. – [Stevie] I gotta say, you’re both incorrect. Do you have any guesses as to who this invisible person is? – Uh, Zachary Blinto? (laughing) – [Stevie] Close, but it’s Donnie Wahlberg. – Oh! – Ah. From the burgers. – Yeah, yeah, he’s been known to do that. – Oh, yeah. New kids on the burgers. – Yeah, he does that to try to outshine his brother. – Okay. Not a sponsor, Godiva. Alright, here’s a new image. Alright, okay, okay. – Okay. First, as just a little context here, this is some sort of restaurant. – Restaurant. Yes. Is that like, a server station in the corner, or is that a Kinko’s, like a printer station> – I think that might be the carving station. – [Link] Oh. – [Rhett] I think this is a hotel restaurant. – It’s nice, I think the light’s a little too bright. – I think it doubles as a ballroom. – Okay. – This was built in the late 70s somewhere in the Midwest. – Now, which person are you referring to? Of the 80 that I’m seeing. – [Stevie] I’m sorry, come again? (laughing) – [Link] Are you talking about the table in the foreground with the four people? Or all of the booths full of people? – Yes, that’s correct. The table in the foreground is specifically what we’re looking for. – [Link] Okay, okay, okay. – ‘Cause I think I see Blinto, Pinto, and Quinto there in the back. (laughing) Having a little summit, as they’ve been known to do. – Okay. – [Stevie] Ready to guess? Three, two, one. – Invisible, it’s a trick. – Invisible. Right, right. Restaurant’s full of people – Correct. – except for the foreground table. – [Stevie] There are invisible people at the table, any guesses as to who they might be? – Well, the Pinto brothers. – I remember posing for this photo. You can’t fool us. – [Stevie] Oh, that’s so strange, because it is Marie Osmond and the entire Osmond family. – Oh. (laughing) Okay. – New image. Okay, what a beautiful fall day. (laughing) – [Rhett] Is that, is that Steven Seagal? – The white-haired guy in the jacket? Or the dark haired guy in the blue hoodie? – There in the puffy jacket. (chuckles) Oh, no, that’s not that’s… – Yeah, that’s Steven Seagal, yeah. All I see is a puffy jacket. I don’t see anything inside of the puffy jacket. – [Rhett] Oh, I see the purple shades. – Hold on, I see a I Voted sticker. I see some sunglasses. – And a medallion. – A medallion. And a jacket. – It blends in with the road. – Alright, I have my answer. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Invisible. But I know it it is, it’s Padmay Lakshmish. – [Stevie] Close, that is the sister of Padma Lakshmi. – Yeah, Padma. – Padma Lakshmi. Met her. – Yeah. – She’s right here. – Right. – She’s still here, as a matter of fact. Padma, say hello, thanks for hanging out all of this time. New image. – Oh, we got more. – [Link] Okay, boy. Here we go, okay. – [Rhett] Is that a moon pie? – [Link] That is a Wu-Tang sandwich. (laughing) – It is a Wu-Tang sandwich. – Yeah, Wu-Tang sandwich. Never had one of those? It’s also a– – What’s inside a Wu-Tang sandwich? – A tofu patty. Alright, I have my final answer. – Hold on, I’m gonna need a few seconds. – But it’s a joke to say that it’s a Wu-Tang sandwich, except when it is a Wu-Tang sandwich, you know? – It is a Wu-Tang sandwich. – I know, which made it not a funny joke. (laughing) – [Stevie] You ready, Rhett? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Visible. – I see a the leg. – I see a the leg. (laughing) I see the leg, too. – I see the leg. – [Stevie] Oh, I thought you said, I see a delay, I was like, me, too, you’re not answering after I say three, two, one. (laughs) – Yeah, I’m saying, we both see the leg and it’s visible. – The leg is visible. The leg is visible. – [Stevie] The leg is visible, as is our friend, Sean Evans. – Right, that’s his leg. – I wouldn’t think Sean had calves like that. (laughing) – He’d have bigger calves. – Right. – Hot, big, chicken drumstick calves. (upbeat music) – Big, hot calves. Big hot calves Evans. – Coated in sauce. Grab a front row seat and listen in as we explore life’s most interesting questions. Subscribe to Ear Biscuits wherever you listen to podcasts.