(rooster crowing) (animal roaring) (Wheel of Mythicality clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Hey, Gifticality! – What? – What does that mean? It means we’re donating $1000 to GiveDirectly to aid in their mission to electronically provide cash directly to those in need. Please join us in giving at GiveDirectly.org. Really cool thing they’re doing, actually. Go to the website and check it out, because you may not understand what that means by the way that I just said it. – Yeah, ’cause we’re giving directly to GiveDirectly which gives directly. – Right, so it’s not going to a place that then they’re doing a bunch of different stuff and it’s funneling down to people, it’s like people who have actually specific needs that have been outlined, you’re basically giving directly to them. Just check it out on the website. – But we’re giving directly to GiveDirectly to give directly. – Directly. To GiveDirectly. – To GiveDirectly. – Okay so, we, queso. (Rhett laughing) What? There’s five different grilled cheeses here. – Yeah, two of these five, correct? Are vegan grilled cheese. Three of these five are not. One of these five contains an engagement ring. – Wow, is it from? – And all five of them were made with love? A Josh-ker-ker. – [Josh] It wasn’t made with a lot of love. Not gonna lie, I kinda forgot that ingredient. Mostly vegan cheese, normal cheese, bread, and butter. – Okay. – Okay, wow. That’s a way to get excited about it. – But butter’s not vegan. – [Josh] No, that’s correct. (Rhett laughing) – Hey man. Don’t knock it till you try it. – [Josh] Neither of you guys converted, right? Like, you’re still– – No, no. – [Josh] Okay, cool, yeah we’re fine then. – Whoa, okay, and the way we’re guessing, I mean, is I’m gonna put my, I’m gonna put one my lip balms, Wonderously Wild Wooden Berry, yeah, wood flavored lip balm, try it. And Link’s got his– – Peculiarly Perfect Peanut Butter Peppermint lip balm. – [Rhett] So we’re gonna put these next to the ones that we think are vegan. Start with number one, shall we? – We shall. We got some separation. Maybe that’s cheating, maybe I won’t do that. Now that I’ve done it, I don’t know, look at that one. Maybe we shouldn’t look at the other ones. Now that looks… – Like cheese. – Who wants to see this? Casey? That looks pretty good right? Tastes pretty good. – All right, I have an opinion about that. I’m not gonna share it, though. – I didn’t love it. It was smokey, I just have to say that. So if I don’t know if we’re using the same cheeses because the smoke, maybe it’s just a real smoked gouda. – Oh man. That’s really nice. – This one is definitely thicker. – That’s a really nice cheese. Or is it? Who knows? That’s why we’re playing. – It’s spongy, it’s working. – What if I told you– – Now this one doesn’t want to separate. – What if I increased the stakes on this on this a little bit and I said that if we both don’t get this right, someone somewhere will die. ‘Cause that can be arranged. – I hope you don’t have that power or that intent. – I know about the dark web. – I think what you were supposed to say was “it’s just a hypothetical situation.” But instead you went deeper into it, which is scary. Mmm, oh, that’s the best cheese I’ve tasted so far. Vegan or not, that cheese is my favorite of these three. – To me, it’s very close to number two. – Again, we’re looking for the vegan, so I love that and I’m assuming it’s not vegan. – Hey, what if I said that person that’s gonna die, is a vegan. – That would help. Okay, just kidding. Now this cheese color, it’s a weird cheese color. Seems to be a hint for me. – It’s not great. – It’s very liquidy. – It’s got a good meltiness to it, but… Hmm. It’s pretty thick. – I no likey. All right, and we’re down to five. – Now listen, hey, hey. We’re not playing games here. A vegan is gonna die via the dark web if you don’t get this right. – You’re really scaring me man, you’re really scaring me. I don’t like stakes. – Well, these are cheese sandwiches. – That’s a good consistency. – That’s a Swiss. – But there’s no taste. – I think your Swiss cheese receptors have died. Has a very strong Swiss taste to it. – I guess I pick it up later. But I know that this is my favorite cheese. Number three, behind the microphone. That’s not what we’re after here. Okay. – I’ve got my guesses. – I’m ready to guess. – We’re gonna do a count? – Yeah. – Three, two, one. – Okay, so we do agree. We’re in absolute agreement. – So no one’s gonna die unless we’re wrong. – Yes! All right, Josh, let’s start. Can you do them in any order? – [Josh] Would you like me to do them in any order? – Yeah, let’s start with number five. – [Josh] All right, number five is a Havarti, actually, and it is not vegan, just a normal Kroger brand Havarti cheese. – Havarti. – Yeah, you know, the Havartis of Switzerland. – [Josh] Is it Swedish? Why do I associate it with Sweden? – I don’t think it is. It just had a strong taste to it. But it was cheese, we were right, okay. What about number three? – [Josh] Number three is Kraft white American. – [Link] Kraft white American. – You’re a white American, you like white American. – Right, that’s this one. That’s pretty good. That’s fabulous, that’s the best one. – Number two? – [Josh] Number two is Cracker Barrel Thick and Bold Swiss, not vegan. – By matter of elimination, we have won. What is number four? – [Josh] So number four is Follow Your Heart brand’s vegan provolone. – Which we– – Did not like. You said no likey, you said no likey. – I did not like it, but we didn’t taste it in the episode. – We didn’t taste it. – [Josh] And then we also have, number one is Follow Your Heart’s vegan Gouda or as every Dutch fan in our comments will point out, it is pronounced Gouda. – Gouda. – Gouda. – How do they know that? – Gouda. – [Josh] They’re from the Netherlands, they speak Dutch. – They say it. – Slight twist here guys. Actually, it was if we got it right, someone was gonna die, so now somebody’s gonna die. – What is wrong with you, man? – Gosh, I thought you were gonna get it wrong! Now I have to log into the dark web and kill a vegan! – You know what, just count to 10. Breathe deeply. Somebody take away his phone. Do a blind taste test in your sleep with our Mythical sleep masks, available now at Mythical.com.