GMMore 1614: Leaving A Whopper In A Margarita For A Month

(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Wild Gesturing, I got something I gotta communicate to you, Link – Okay, okay okay. All right, so you’re building a world in a far-flung dimension where I, your friend can have anything I want and what I choose, is to have arms that remove and then wave whenever I feel lonely. – Hey, how did you know? (laughing) – ‘Cause I’m on a world all by myself with hands waving at me to feel like I’m not alone. Thank you, Rhett. – Happy birthday to me. – Happy birthday to you. I mean, that’s quite a treat. – You know when I woke up this morning. – You made it another year. – You know what I thought? – What? – What better way to celebrate a birthday than with an Impossible Whopper from Burger King? Not a sponsor. – You know what, give it a taste. Let’s see what’s happening. And we did win the margaritas. What are we calling them? – That’s a margarita with a twist of Link which, I think that means that it’s a bean margarita with peanut butter dumped into it. – Oh gosh. Seriously? Are you still gonna try that? Or else we gonna figure out this Whopper. Is the Whopper the only one we have? Is there another one? – That’s a sad Whopper. – Oh yeah, oh look we got another birthday surprise, we’ll get to that in a second. – That’s sad. Is that not sad? (laughing) – That’s a bit sad, I have– – He’s got a ruptured tomato. I don’t know if that’s Burger King’s fault. – Impossible Whop– – Just gonna let it fall off there. – This is a hardened Whopper. I’ve actually never had the… – [Rhett] This must have been bought yesterday. – [Link] Here’s the thing, no cheese. Why can’t they just… Why you gotta order a Whopper with cheese? And then you forget and then you realize you don’t have the cheese. Why can’t they just serve it with cheese and you can ask to not get the cheese. Just say, I’ll take a Whopper, no cheese instead of having to add the cheese. Whopper with cheese. Tell me why. – Because– – Like, if you order a Big Mac, it comes with cheese. You don’t have to say, I’ll take a Big Mac, you know what, add cheese to that Big Mac. I’m really gonna live it up today. – I have no answers for you, Link. – But how is this? I was gonna try to rip this apart, it’s unrippable. What am I doing with my life? – I really like the impossible meat. I mean, I really like the impossible meat. – I guess I’m going bunless. – I almost just wanna take it off of the Whopper and enjoy the meat. – [Link] No, no that’s actually not what we’re doing here. – That’s what I’m doing. – Why aren’t you trying to figure out– – It’s my birthday. – What happens to it after it’s been in the margarita. Do we have any options or are we just guessing? – [Crew Member] Just guessing. – Alright, just guessing. – I mean… – Did you put the bun and everything in there, Lucas? – [Lucas] Yeah. – Okay. – It’s almost impossible. – Bingo. – That they’ve made it taste so much like meat. It seems impossible that this is not meat. – Bingo. You know what, it’s your birthday, it’s real meat. It’s not an impossible. – That’s impossible that you would do that to me. You know how I feel about real meat. (laughs) – You can tell that it’s not real meat if you had to. – How could you tell? Look at that! – I think it got soggy. I don’t think anything happened to the impossible meat. Of course, it is plant-based. What would that mean? – I think it’s so processed in order to be like meat that it probably held up but everything else went bad. – Alright let’s take a look and then let’s drink our margarita and look at the second one. First of all, it’s expanded everywhere. That’s just the bread. I wanna know what happened to the meat. That’s the real question in my mind. Smells like margarita. I’m gonna pull this out. Oh, lot’s of mushy action happening. Okay, oh and look, this one has cheese! This fricking has cheese! (crew laughing) You ordered one with cheese and tomatoes to go on this. – But it works so much better with cheese. – Rhett, you were right, it is absolutely unscathed. Do you wanna bite it? – No. – It’s your birthday. – It’s my birthday. ♪ Get busy ♪ (crew laughing) – I’ll smell it. Um no, I don’t want it. Do you wanna bite it? It’s my birthday, will you bite it for me? (laughs) – (laughs) No. Alright so nothing happened to the impossible burger. It’s beyond me why- – No, no, nope, nope, nope. Not going in there. – Alright, I’d like to propose a toast to my best friend on his best birthday ever. Well, that was your 40th. Let’s be real, that was quite a party. – Yeah, I didn’t even have a party this year. – Yeah, nothing this year, you just fizz on out man, you’re on the way out. (crew laughs) Cheers, here’s to you. I’m gonna get a little bit of that peanut butter. (coughs) – I’m a man who loves beans. But I don’t know if I like them in my margarita. – Can you get to them? I mean there’s like bean juice. (coughs) – I think I’ll get to them later (laughs) Okay, here’s the real deal Link. I would like you to sing to me. ♪ Happy birthday to Rhett ♪ Timing didn’t really work out. – No. That’s it, that’s all I get? Sing me the, sing me the– ♪ Happy birthday to Rhett ♪ – Sing me the Skating Rink Happy Birthday song. ♪ Happy birthday ♪ – Can we sing that? We won’t get flagged or something? (crew laughs) I can’t, I can’t even sing it. – Sing Crappy Birthday to the tune. – Just change the word to crappy? – Yeah. ♪ Crappy birthday, crappy birthday ♪ ♪ Crappy, crappy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Crappy birthday ♪ – Yeah – Alright, so this was left in margarita for 42 years. (blowing) Let’s bring that out. – [Female Crew Member] But guys, here’s the thing, it’s not gonna be a crappy birthday for you because on LTAT tomorrow, ♪ Boy do I have some surprises for you ♪ – Oh really you thought about me? – And I knew about them! (crew laughing) – You thought about me? – This is my idea too, Rhett. So bring in the cupcake. – Oh, I wanted to eat them. – You have to eat the one in Margaritaville. – You know what happens to a cupcake in margarita. – I think it just kind of expanded. – [Rhett] Oh my gosh. – [Link] Yep, it got big. But look at the bottom. What is that? Why is that so dark? – Where’s the tongs, tong, tong, tongs? – Here you go. Why’s it so dark at the bottom? The candles are intact. It looks like the icing kinda started floating. – I think what’s dark at the bottom is either on the candles, there’s green ink on the candles. – Yeah. Ooh, ah. – Sorry. – [Link] That’s mushy. – [Female Crew Member] It’s actually the sprinkles. – [Rhett] The sprinkles, ah! Yeah, the sprinkles mixed together into a general just, oh you did two. Yeah, of course you did. – Malays. – Yeah, look at that. That’s nice, a birthday smoothie. – I still feel nauseous from the liver. – Let’s eat cupcakes. (laughs) – Let’s eat cupcakes. Let’s eat cupcakes, that’ll make you feel better. – Where’s this cupcake from? The grocery store? – [Crew Member] Yeah. – (laughs) I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. 42 man, 42. – Here’s to 42 more. You don’t have to be halfway. You could be 84– – I did say, if I guess when I was gonna die, it was at 84. – Well, you’re halfway there. You’ve lived a long life though. You’ve lived a full life. – I’ve lived as long as a man from ancient times. You know what I’m saying, it’s good. I don’t need any more life. I mean, I want some, I don’t need it. – This is a good cupcake. Tastes even better knowing that… (upbeat music) – You’re aging. (laughs) – You don’t think you’re aging? (crew laughs) – Not at the rate you are. It’s been a while, so we’re dropping new styles. Prime members get free shipping on our latest releases at amazon.com/mythical.

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