(cock-a-doodle-doo) (roaring) (slam) – Kombucha Girl. (chuckling) – Kombucha Girl decided. Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Wild Gesturing. – Okay. (singing) You are naked and you are flying Through the air, through the air and you’re singing a song And the lyrics are, when I finally cut my hair I’m gonna shave it into a mohawk (clapping hands) – How did you get that so easily? – And that’s what you’re gonna do? – Yes. – It’s a great idea. – Yeah, I’m gonna shave it into a mohawk, eventually. – You said it, I didn’t. – Well, I sang it. – When you gonna do it? – I gestured it. – You’re gonna do it. You’re promising. – I’m gonna do it in 2029. – Okay. – Look for it. – I’ll take that. 2029, I wanna see in the comments, the Twitter, the 2029, come on in guys. These guys have not tasted Kombucha ever. – I’ll be in my 50s. – They’re gonna do it for the first time – I’ll be in my 50s. – Here on Good Mythical Morning. – I’ll be in my freaking 50s. – We’re gonna make history. – And I’ll have a mohawk, and I’ll be in my 50s. – And they’re going to tell you, they’re gonna hold you to it. – Look at that guy in his 50s with a mohawk. – You’ll be fricking badass, man. – No, mohawks will be, everyone will have one. – You think everyone will look like that, be like Mad Max. – Everybody in their 50s. Okay, what’s wrong with you, you’ve never had Kombucha? Defend yourselves. – Whoa. – I have many reasons. – I’m attacked. – Okay, all right, let’s hear the reasons. – You know what, that’s fair. – Yup. (laughs) – Yeah, I had a friend that made her own. – I accept you for never trying Kombucha. – Thank you. – Really? – Publicly. – I do accept you but how long have you been in L.A? Who’s been in L.A. the least amount of time? – I don’t know, I’ve been here for about a year. Is that the least? – Okay, all right. – Yeah, okay. – That’s kinda… – Okay, all right. – Lucas, how long did you say? – Three maybe? – Caitlin? – I’m from here. – Oh gosh! – I mean… – I feel like I’ve been living under a rock. I just learned how to pronounce this today. – How to pronounce it? – How did you say it before today? – I didn’t. (laughter) I just didn’t know that. – When you would, like, point at it or talk about it. – No, never. I don’t still know what it is, honestly. – Have you been– – Ginger? – Yeah, it’s ginger. (chuckles) – I like ginger. – We explained it in the episode, where were you? – I was confused. – Oh. – Yeah. – Zach, how long have you lived here? – Two years. – Two years, so… – Yeah, I heard yeast and I kind of was like ugh. – Okay, well, that’s all about to change because are y’all willing to try it? – Very willing, yeah. – Yes. – (stereotypical Texan accent) Are y’all willing to try it? – I mean, I like tea, if it is anything like tea I think maybe I’ll like it a little. – It’s something like tea. – Something like tea? – It used to be tea. – It’s smoking. – What? – Now, you can get this on tap, in like, cool brunch spots. – And this is the winner? – That’s a lot. – Right? This is the one? – Give ’em more of a tastey taste. – I know, I can’t see it. – I’d like them to be able to… – I was just reading about the limits of Kombucha for you to drink everyday and the CDC says 4 ounces, so… – Well, unless you’re a luchador. – Whoa, you’re pouring too hard, man. – I think that he should be worried. – You’re exasperating the effervescence. It’s gotta be contained. – I just wanna taste. – You’re making… That’s not how you pour it. You pour it like a beer. – It’s not important. – Why do they have to be the same? That would usually be something I would concerned about. – Are we just taking a sip or are we drinking all of it? – Because I want them to be able to move on to other flavors after they learn how much they enjoy it. – Okay. – Now, is it always this red? – Look, can we go one at a time please? – Sure. – It smells like vinegar. – In order of how long you’ve been here except for Caitlin who didn’t know what it was. Lucas. That was a weak little sip – Okay. – Oh, you like it. (clapping) – Keep in in your mouth too though. – I swallowed it already before you said that. It’s in my throat, I’m getting vinegar vibes from it, I don’t like it, I don’t think people should like it. (Rhett laughs) Yeah, it’s really weird. That used to be alive, like, for a certain extent. – Emotionally? – Emotionally I’m wrecked. (laughter) I’m not doing good, yeah. – Okay. – Wow. – He looks dazed now. – Yeah. – Yeah? – We just ruined him. – Yeah, I mean it smells a lot like vinegar. All right, well. Oh. (light laughter) That’s much fizzier than I thought it was gonna be. Okay, it’s not bad and I do wanna have some more because I feel like, I don’t know, I’m enticed, but. – Just do it. – [Link] She’s enticed. – Mm-hm. Yeah, wow, honestly I’m confused. – You keep looking at it like you can’t believe it’s there. – ‘Cause I can’t figure out this flavor. – You know what? – It’s sweet, it’s vinegar. – That’s the essence of Kombucha girl. – Yeah. – It’s confusing. – Oh yeah, she’s confused. – It’s Trilogy, though, you can’t place it. – I truly cannot, I’ve never tasted anything like this, I will say that. – Yeah, it’s ginger and lemon and something. – And raspberry. – What’s at the bottom of the glass? – Weren’t you guys watching the show? – No. – We just explained it. – We covered this, Zach. – Seconds ago. – Yeah. – You were over there working on the show. – Yeah, making thumbnails. (laughter) I’m not paying attention to what’s going on there in the show. – All right. – He’s watching for the thumbnails. It’s a totally different way to watch. – Okay, you know what? I respect that. Thumbnails rule everything about me. TREAM get the money. – All right, Caitlin. – Put that on a T-shirt. – I’m ready. – [Rhett] You’ve been missing all your life. – Yeah, it’s good. – (laughs) Of course it’s good. – It’s pretty good, I don’t mind it. – Really? – Okay. – Yeah. – I don’t know. – You’re not surprised ’cause you have lived here forever. – I don’t know what it tastes like but it just is fine. – Right, exactly, hey, you know what? That’s a perfect L.A attitude. – I don’t know what it tastes like but it’s fine. – I don’t know why it’s here but I’m happy. – It’s fine. Just having a time. – Somebody told me this would align my chakras. – Yeah. – Okay, Zach. – All right, okay. – [Link] Thumbnail. (Rhett laughs) – Ugh. Now I feel like I know what she was going through in the video. It’s weird at first and then it’s okay. – Yeah. – It evens out. – And that’s it. – Yeah. (laughter) – Okay. – Yeah. – Okay. I feel like it’s important having just tried this, you’ve gotta go to the Humm because this stuff is… (glasses clinking) – I don’t like it anymore. – I am gonna say that I should skip this one ’cause I’m allergic to mangoes. – You should skip this one. – That makes sense. – Let’s find out, maybe it wore off. – You wanna find out? You wanna find out right here? – Maybe you outgrew it. – Right here, right now. – What would happen? – My mouth would get all swollen and it wouldn’t be– – That would be cool, that’s a thumbnail, Zach. – I truly think no one wants to see that. – Okay. – You know what’s great about you? – Yes, tell me. – Is that you know and assert proper boundaries. – Thank you, I appreciate that. (laughter) Thank you. – Usually people who are allergic to things are pretty good at that. (laughs) “You know what? I’m allergic. But you know what? You made a really convincing point, I’ll try it.” – Honestly, it’s better for everyone else, you wouldn’t have to take me to the hospital or anything. – How many people have their boss pressuring them to eat something they’re allergic to in front of them? Let’s face it, zillions of people. – Wanna do it in a line again? – No, just all you try that at the same time. I feel that this one is a different place. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Can I smell it? – It’s way better. – It’s like Snapple that went wrong. – This is just, like, super good. – You know what? Yeah, if you wanna taste it, taste it. – No, I’m just gonna smell it. – If you want to taste it, taste it. – It smells delicious. – If you wanna let everybody down. – I can understand why you liked the flavor of this one. – I feel like this one, if I was telling somebody to start Kombucha for the first time, I wouldn’t send them to the Dr, I would send them to the Humm. What about you? You wanna try the Dr? – Yes. – The Dr tastes like water. – That’s the one that you’re supposed to ease into, right? – I’m not clear on what they all think about the Humm. – They like it. – Yeah. – Yeah, it’s like seltzer. – Don’t let him put words in your mouth. – No, Zach said it, man. – I said it. – I was listening. You don’t like it ’cause you don’t like– – Well I liked that more because it was less… I stand by my mango Snapple that went wrong. Like a little– – Okay, mango Snapple that went wrong. – I think once you’ve tasted other Kombucha, you can’t chase it with this. – But Kristin has only had one. – I would love to taste this one. – Are you allergic to basement water? – Nah, I am not. You want me to just drink it right out of the bottle? – Are you allergic to a basement that’s has mangoes in it? – No, no, no. That’s quite a lot. – I recommend, you know, pouring it like you would a beer. – Oh that, yeah, it’s a little fizzy on top. – I wanna try the basement water. – Some people say the right way to pour a beer is just to throw it in and let it all expand. – Especially if you’re doing it for a commercial. – Are we advertising this? – This tastes kinda lemony. – Not a sponsor. – This tastes a little bit like lemon water. – Lemon water? – Yeah, there’s not much there, it’s a little citrusy. – Super subtle. – (muffled) Mm-hm. – It’s super subtle but I don’t think there’s anything good about it. – There’s less bite having just discovered a Kombucha experience, do you prefer the less bite? – Yeah, a hundred percent. – No. – You don’t. – If I’m going for it, I’m going for it. – Yeah, that’s right. – I like that attitude. – It’s just like raw water. – You’re living on the edge. You’re dangerous. You are an adrenaline junkie. – Yeah, everybody knows. – What are you doing this weekend? – Smashing glasses. (laughter) – [Link] These mugs won’t be around forever. Hurry up and grab the set at mythical.com.