(rooster crows) (lion roars) (bang) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More – Merchicality We like to see y’all repping that merch. Let’s take a look at this day’s Merchicality person, (chuckles) it’s Jess Scull. Look at that, Be Your Mythical Best. – First day of school, okay, love it. – Congrats. – We’re sending more merch your way. – Congrats, you win a $30 Mythical.com gift card. – Oh, we have gift cards? – Yeah, just do what you want to with it. – Mythical.com get your gift card. – As long as it’s at mythical.com, I mean you can’t take it to Arby’s. You can’t take it to Arby’s, right? – [Man] Nope. – Nope, can’t take it to Arby’s. – We’ve got another hot chocolate experimentation that we want to dabble in. – But first, please welcome very special guests to the show, it’s Chloe and Marly! (applause and cheering) – Come on in, guys. All the way up here, see if you can get in here. – All the way from Mi-chi-can. – Mi-chi-gan. How are ya? – How’s Mi-chi-gan – I’m really good. – this time of year? – You’re really good? – Michigan? It’s great. – Michigan is great. – Cold, it’s very cold. – You’ve been over there watching the episode and your wish was to meet us and be here but we might be making you regret that with what we’re about to taste. – That’s okay. – That’s okay, I like everything. – I like everything. Twinks. (laughing) – Can I ask you guys if you’re related? – No. – No. – Okay, it’s just a co-ink-i-dink. – Yep – Yes. – Okay, so we know that you got a special Paleo diet, – Yes. – So we’ve created a Paleo-friendly hot chocolate. – This is the Cave Man Hot Chocolate. – Nicole, – It smells good. – It does smell good. – tell us what you’ve done. – Break it down. – [Nicole] So it’s dark chocolate, Paleo 100%, with coconut milk and we put in a little bit of beef jerky, just for a little flavor. – Oh. – How kind of you. – Anytime. – Thank you. – You like all that stuff, – Yes, I like coconut milk… – you big beef jerky fans? – I was eating beef jerky earlier, so it’s fine. – Oh, well good, you can’t have too much of that. – So Rhett, you take that. Are you two cool with sharing? – Yes. – I’m cool. – Okay, so you’ll take that and you wanna grab a beef jerky straw. – We really should. – Okay. – Yeah, we should use the meat stick. – Delicious. – You can also use… – Oh, thank you. – Thank you. – It’s a kinda nice – I’ll just use a regular straw. – Aroma… oh, you’re backing off the meat stick, huh? – There’s only three. – Huh, okay. – A meat straw. – Here we go. – I’m gonna watch you guys taste this. – It’s actually really good. – Wow, and the way – Really? – the meat flavor is infused as it comes up the straw. – Well, you get the saltiness of the meat and then you get the sweetness of the chocolate. – You know what it tastes like? – Look at that feedback. She’s a pro! (chuckling) – You know those fancy-wancy dark chocolate bars – It’s really hard to – that have bacon in them? – suck out of the straw though. – It is really hard to. – Mmhmm. – It tastes like you melted one of those bacon dark chocolate bars. – [Nicole] I used to work for that company, actually, funny enough. – Is that right? – Yeah. – Hold on, did you just melt down one of their bars? – [Nicole] Maybe… no. (laughing) – What’s the company? – [Nicole] It was called Vosges Haut-Chocolat. – Mmhmm, yes. – Yes! – I never knew how to say that, say it again? – Vosges Haut-Chocolat. – Can you guys say that? – Ah, I called it Vadge. – Vosges Haut-Chocolat – Vosges Haut-Chocolat – [Nicole] Vos-gess – You guys have got a future in this industry. – Mmhmm, yes. – I once got a coconut from a guy on a beach in Thailand. That was a great day. – Was there money in it? – Here, I need a straw. – No, there was milk in it. I drank the milk, and then I took the straw and I started trying to eat the coconut off the side. This is fake. – [Nicole] It’s real. – This is a fake coconut. – Nope, – That’s not edible. – coconuts are just a lot more uniform than you ever knew. – This is not like the coconut that I ate – This is a very white… – in Thailand. – I like coconuts. – You think that’s real? ‘Cause she’s saying it’s real. – I think it’s real – It looks real. – ’cause look it, it has the coconut husk, or whatever. – It’s got coconut hair. – It looks like something you got from Kirkland’s. – Yeah. – You know, you go down the aisle in Kirkland’s and you’re like, ah fake coconuts! And why is half the aisle fake coconuts? – Big demand, – Why is that the case? – Big demand for faux-conuts. – Right. (chuckling) – That’s what you call it. – Yeah. – [Nicole] Do they call it Kirkland’s somewhere? – Uh, yeah… – What do you call it? – [Nicole] Costco… isn’t Costco Kirkland brand? – I’m getting coconut in my mouth. – Yes! – I don’t know. – [Nicole] Are you thinking of another… What’s happening right now? – Costco does have Kirkland brand. – Isn’t Kirkland’s a place? – I think you’re thinking about that place at the mall that had all the knick-knacks that’s kinda like World Market but it was smaller. – Somebody Google it! – In Cary Towne Center… – Googling it. – You’re right. – Well, wait, are you…? – there is a Kirkland’s. – Kirkland’s… and what do they sell there? Is there a fake coconut section? – Yeah, yep that’s it. (mumbling off-screen) – Yeah, it’s like stuff you go into your grandma’s house and she’s got like “Welcome To Our Home” in lots of different ways. – It’s like Hobby Lobby, but you don’t have to make anything. – Right. – It’s all already made. – Hobby Lobby without the glue. – Right. – I like Hobby Lobby. (chuckling) – Yeah. – But is that the place that was in Cary Towne Center? Like they have one in the mall, right there in the middle beside the… – I believe so. Oh, here we go, Kirkland’s. How many locations? There’s one in Monrovia, – 434. – there’s one in Palmdale. – I gotta say, I’m sorry, you were right. – I know you guys are visiting from Michigan, but y’all need to visit a Kirkland’s! – Yeah, look, headquartered in Brentwood, Tennessee. – Well, we go to Costco and Costco has Kirkland. – Oh yeah? – Mm-hmm. – Mm-hmm. – Look, they have art and wall decor. Yeah, that’s basically fake coconuts. And then they’ve got clearance, which is basically old fake coconuts. – Not a sponsor. (laughing) – That’s right! – That’s right, and they probably won’t be after I just said that they sell a lot of fake coconuts, which I honestly don’t know if they sell any. (giggling) So if you wanna be a sponsor… – Whenever we would go to the mall, I would always walk around in there. I don’t know why. I guess it’s ’cause my mom would walk around in there. – Well how else would you get around? Drive around a mall? What do you mean? – I mean inside the Kirkland’s. – Oh, inside the Kirkland’s. – As a kid, I guess my mom would always drag me to the Kirkland’s, ’cause… – They got a little bit of everything. – and she would… You’re drinking the whole thing. (laughing) – It’s delicious. – It’s really good. – Where do you guys get your fake coconuts in Mi-chi-can? – We don’t… we just get coconut creme. – You could get them anywhere, I guess. – Anywhere, huh? (tapping) (laughing off-screen) – I’ve never seen a full coconut like this, or I’ve never held one and drank out of one before. – It’s amazing how real it seems, you know? – It’s definitely fake though. Nicole was lying. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – There’s no way around it. – And first of all, coconuts are much darker than this. – Well, there’s white coconuts too. – Nicole bought this before the lady at Kirkland’s was able to finish painting it. – I think it is real though. – Yeah, it’s not even the right color. – It’s unpainted! – [Nicole] It’s like a sushi bar, except for it’s real coconuts. – This is a Hobby Lobby coconut because you’re supposed to paint it. You’re supposed to buy the paint and paint it. – If it’s real we should be able to eat the white part. – Well, it’s… feel the white part, it’s weird. – Yeah. – Right, it’s fake! – It’s basically polyurethane, that’s what that is. Yeah, there’s no way I’m touching that. I shouldn’t even be drinking out of it. I’ve probably got BPA out the wazoo right now. (chuckling) – So, Nicole has just given me a fork, (laughing) seemingly as a challenge. – You know what? – It looks like a real coconut. – I think Kirkland’s is paying her. – Let me use yours because this one’s still full. – I think Kirkland’s is paying Nicole under the table, to try to prove things about themselves on our show. Well you know what, Mr. Kirkland? It ain’t gonna work around here. We know it’s fake. You know what’s gonna happen right now? Mr. Neil is gonna feed it – is gonna feed it – To some twins from Mi-chi-gan! (giggling) – Now, if it’s fake, she’s about to swallow it! Don’t you let her do it. (laughing) Nicole? – Are you guys in on the Kirkland’s thing too? – Come clean! – Okay, the jig is up. – I think it’s edible, I swallowed it. – Are these twins in on the Kirkland’s conspiracy? – Actually, don’t swallow it! – I did. – Who’s not in on the Kirkland’s conspiracy? (laughing) – I think we just made her swallow plastic. She said the… – [Nicole] Eat it. You eat it, Link. – I’m not eating that, it’s fake. – It’s real. – I’m so nervous right now. Look at that, it’s basically rubber. Look how it’s coming apart. – Yeah, that’s how coconuts are. – It’s rubbery. – They didn’t glue it right. – Look up if coconuts are rubbery inside. – There’s no way this is real. (laughing) – I think it is real. – It can’t be edible. – I can’t believe y’all paid twins to be in on this Kirkland’s thing. How much is Kirkland’s paying y’all? And how come I didn’t know about this? – And why’d you get twins? ‘Cause you gotta pay double? – We get 10%! – Over six months of investment has led up to this morning, and what happened. And I’m extremely proud of myself. I finally achieved it.