Hey we’re excited to let you know that “Good Mythical Morning” was nominated for Show of the Year at the Streamy’s. For the fifth year in a row actually. – We’ve never won, and we’re not bitter, at all. – We’re not bitter. – Uh, the only way you can win is by getting the most votes, because this is a fan determined award. So, we need your vote, and we’re not gonna ask you multiple times, because that gets old and annoying. We’re asking you this one time. – But if you would like to vote, you can do that on Twitter. All you gotta do it tweet #VoteGMM and include the Streamy’s handle, that’s @Streamys. And you can vote once per day starting now through December 12th. – We’re not bitter. – We’re not bitter. – Thanks for being your mythical best. – Today we ask the age old question. – Will it hot chocolate? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) – Good mythical morning. – You wanna signed copy of our novel, ‘The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek’? Well if you do, for a limited time only, we got ’em for sale at mythical.com. – Oh, and they’re bigger than that. There’s nothing like the excitement that first snow fall brings every winter. Promising big, comfy sweaters, sledding mishaps, eating yellow snow. And washing it all down with a warm mug of hot chocolate. – And even here in LA where it never gets below 50 degrees, we still like to wrap our hands around a glass of that sweet swirly brown juice. But will these new hot chocolates we’re tasting today be the heat me up, pick me up hot chocolatey cups we need, or will they be runner ups indeed. It is time for – – Will, it, hot chocolate? – At first glance hot chocolate seems pretty basic. You throw some powder in a mug filled with warm milk, and if you’re feeling fancy you slap on some whipped cream and mini marshmallows. But that, is where you’re wrong. Much like a gator whose made it’s way into an overcrowded public pool, the possibilities are endless. – Yeah, so let’s start things off with a hot chocolate inspired by the one place that doesn’t totally shut down during the holidays, the movie theater. We’re calling this, Big Screen Chocolate Dream. We got a lotta hot chocolate. – Can I get a large please? (All laughing) – Okay so we’ve got see-through versions of the popcorn container, but under the popcorn we’ve got, what Nicole, have you done? – [Nicole] We have a Milk Dud and popcorn infused milk chocolate. – Wow, Milk Duds are in there. – [Nicole] With some Coke infused whipped cream. Some popcorn on top, a little bit of Snow Caps, some Junior Mints, and a liquorice straw. – Okay, so I’m trying, I can’t predict. – There’s Coke in the whipped cream? – What this is gonna taste like. – Well, only one way to find out. – Drink from the Twizzler. – Oh, my Twizzler’s broken. – My Twizzler is plum-tuckered out as well. – Well, we’re gonna have to go old school. – Yup. – Which was a movie. – Mmm, mmm, mmm. Oh it’s a good temp. That’s a good temp, thanks for that. – [Nicole] No problem. – Now I’m just gonna go ahead and tell you, – Wow! – My beard is going to collect all these hot chocolates, and I am not going to wipe it. If Link wants to wipe it, he can wipe it. I’m not touching it. – In all the years of you asking me to wipe you, I’ve never done it. And you should know by now that it’s not gonna happen. – Okay good. – But this, – Link’s not gonna wipe me either. – This is so, – This is so good! – It’s so buttery. Everything that you did to it kinda has just reduced to just being a super, the most buttery hot chocolate that I’ve ever tasted. – I think this would work because, movies, they gotta do things now to get people to come to the theaters, because people can basically just create their own movie theater experience at home. You gotta give people 4D, you gotta poke ’em in the back, you gotta squirt ’em in the face, you gotta have ‘smellevision’. That’s the only way we’re gonna save the movie industry. We gotta give ’em this. – And it’s brilliant. So movie theater, will it hot chocolate? – Yes! – This next one introduces an iconic hot liquid, hot chocolate, to an iconic hot solid, hot pockets. Will they become the ultimate hot power couple? Introducing, Hot Pocklet (laughs). Okay, Nicole explain yourself. – [Nicole] We have a dark chocolate hot cocoa infused with cheddar cheese and ham. And then I made some ham mallows, aka ham marshmallows. – Ham marshmallows in ham and cheese hot chocolate? – [Nicole] Yeah. And then we have a Hot Pocket crust on the top. – And some of this biscuit? – [Nicole] It’s a Hot Pocket crust, Link. – You put a biscuit on the top, and you’re tryin’ to sell it as a Hot Pocket crust. – Okay so we’re gonna go through… – Oh wow, that biscuit really gives. You know it is a Hot Pocket crust. – [Nicole] Thank you Rhett. – And then you just pick it up and drink it. (crowd laughing) (laughs) That was a trick. Hahaha, you got it? – Uh no I didn’t get it. You just pick it up and drink it? – Whoa, whoa! Yours didn’t.. – Didn’t work for me. – Yours didn’t work as well. – But, I am exposing, – The don’t, go up, be careful. – I’m exposing these, these marshmallows here. – Ham mallows. – Ham marshmallows. – I’m just gonna experience it like, I think I was intended to. Just close my eyes. – Dink it. And drink it. – Wow! – This is a different experience than my norm. – I don’t know how to process it. – We did a whole ‘Will It?’ that was Will it Hot Pocket. But we didn’t do this. Um, and we also did Will it Chocolate? – And what we discovered during that, was that chocolate, is so powerful, it packs such a punch. – Yeah. – And in this scenario, I’m interpreting the ham and cheese almost as a butteriness, added to the chocolate. I’m so tempted to just, do that. Oh! (crowd laughing) – The physical comedy knows no bounds. – How, I don’t even know what happened. – I’m really liking this, because basically it’s comin down to like, chocolate, very chocolatey with like a cheesy underbelly. – Yeah and it’s really, you know, it’s very calorie dense, which is what we need in this country. – Yeah. So Hot Pocket, – [Link And Rhett] Will it hot chocolate? Yes! – This next ones for our Jewish friends, who are known to enjoy going out for Chinese on Christmas day. – Yes. – So we’ve created something for them, and for everybody. This is, P F Changlet. – Hey, okay, I’m onboard, well I haven’t seen it yet. Open it up. – Nicole, what have you done.? – [Nicole] Shalom! So, (crowd laughing) we have a white chocolate base with some fried rice, pulverized in there along with some honey chili chicken. And then we have marshmallow dumplings, wontons, I’m sorry, Sriracha whipped cream and some sesame seeds. Enjoy. – So… – Imma just grab, – [Link] Dim Sum hot chocolate. – [Nicole] I guess. – Ladle, ladle, ladle yourself and ladle me. – I’ll label you. – Look at this. – Did you bring your label maker. – Oh my goodness. – You know what, I want to make you pretty, just go ahead and… – [Link] So it’s… – [Rhett] It has a gravy consistency. – [Link] Yeah, it really doesn’t look anything like a hot chocolate experience. But I could be wrong. It’s all about the taste. – Dink it. – And then… – And then spoon it. I feel like you just gotta, I mean first thing I do at a Chinese restaurant, is I bite into the, any little rolled up things that they give you before the meal. – And I’m gonna go for the juice. – Okay, that’s consistent. – Tastes like potato soup. – It’s spicy. – [Nicole] Sriracha whipped cream. – That’s the, Sriracha whipped cream. – It’s like a French soup. Somehow, we’ve done a Jewish, Chinese thing, we’ve ended up in France. – Yeah, that’s what happens sometimes when you mix cultures. – You feel what I’m sayin’? It’s like, it’s like a very, rich, French-like soup. – Or am I missin the boat on this one? – Well, you can take a boat to France, but you can’t make it drink (laughs). It’s not really, there’s a little bit of sweet, but not enough to say that this is like, – I can’t even… – This is a meal. – I can’t even describe what’s happening, but I don’t, – [Link] Dislike it. – Have any problems with it. – Yeah, I like it. – Are you on the boat to France with me? – Yeah, oui oui! (All laughing) – P. F. Changs, will it hot chocolate? – [Link And Rhett] Yes! – Life is full of dilemmas. Working out versus sleeping in, what to watch on Netflix, and whether or not you should tell your best friend’s wife that her husband’s got some serious skeletons in his closet. But we’ve solved the most difficult dilemma of all, the sweet brunch, or salty brunch dilemma, because we said, don’t choose, just do both! This is, the Bloody Mary hot chocolate, aka Mary Queen of Hots. – [Link] There’s somethin’ hot about Mary, what I would call it. – Okay Nicole justify yourself. – This looks good. – What happened here. – [Nicole] I don’t know if I can but we have a tomato and milk chocolate base. And then we have a white chocolate celery, we have olive marshmallows, a chocolate covered slider and some chocolate covered bacon. – Well she mentioned tomatoes – Okay. and olives in this Link, so I don’t know if you’re gonna come along on this boat. – There’s olives in this thing. – [Nicole] Yeah, just crushed up some green olives, with a little bit of pimento, and then made it into a marshmallow. – Its all part of it though, I feel like you can’t just abandon it completely. What’s in the whipped cream? – I wanna give it the best chance. – Bacon And bacon with cream. – Look at that. Look at that chocolate covered bacon strip. – I’m just gonna just try this. – Tomato juice is not as bad as just like a raw tomato to me, I can stomach that some times. – As a man who likes both olives and marshmallows I can say, they should not be mixed. – Oh really? – Yeah. – Yeah well, I abandoned that. So we’re going with the virgin option first, we’re gonna throw in some spiky. – This is just a chocolate covered hamburger which, I feel like I’ve been down that road before. Believe it or not. So I’m going. – I’ll bite that in a minute. – Just kinda setting things aside, going for a sip. – I just learned somethin. – Tell me. – We thought that chocolate could cover, a world of hurt. But tomato juice, cuts through chocolate. – I thought you were, you kinda liked a V8? I’ve been on a plane with you before and you get a V8. – I know I get. – But only on a plane, which is suspicious let me say that. – If this were on a plane, I’d like it, and I would like it spiked. So Nicole, can you? Let’s go all the way. I’ll make a little bit, well he’s made some room. – I’ve made room. – I’ll make a little bit more room. – [Rhett] Fill my room. There we go. – Oh goodness. Here we go. I gotta create a way to get this Vodka. – This is how the flight attendants do it on the… – The rest is for me. – The vodka is sorta hanging out on top. – Yeah, this is gonna be a little dangerous. – Lets see if the vodka helps. – Dink it. Drink it. – This is something they would serve on Spirit Airlines. (Link laughing) – That’s the spirit! – It’s like new from Spirit! – The only thing that that did was just make it warmer. – I wanted to like it, I really did. I tried to give it everything that I’ve got. – [Nicole] Oh my god your face is hurting me so bad right now. I’ve just been trying so hard. I feel like I need to voice the commenters, – Wipe yourself man. – It’s just like, and now Link is joining in. Link doesn’t even have a beard and look at his face. – Listen, I know that it’s difficult for many of you to look at me with a dirty beard. And I know that some of you are talking about like, I have, and then you’re writing a long word and it’s like somethin’ somethin’ phobia, which is the fear of men with dirty beards. And I know its 2019, and everybody’s got something, but listen, it’s gonna be okay. This is exposure therapy. – [Nicole] Oh, thank you so much. – You’re looking at my… You’re looking at my dirty beard. – Man you making me go all grandma on you. – You know what? He wiped me. I got him to wipe me, which is my lifelong wish. – Bloody Mary will it hot chocolate? No! All right we all know that slime is the rage with the kids but we like toys that you can not only play with, but eat. Like Play Doh and Lincoln Logs, but maybe we’re wrong about slime, maybe it’s the perfect hot chocolate. So this is slime hot chocolate. Aka, Hot Clickbait. – Heehee. Let’s be honest about it. – Okay Nicole, let us know what’s goin’ on here. – [Nicole] I made you guys edible slime! It’s pretty much, like a pudding like slime consistency made with white chocolate. And then I have some rainbow marshmallows, and some gummy straws. I also put in a regular straw for you guys to try it with but try your best. – Now just for the, I’m gonna deconstruct this just for the sake of getting to the slime. Forgive me Nicole. – [Nicole] No problem. – [Rhett] All that work. – [Link] Look at, that is, pretty slimy. – It’s very thick. – That’s a liquidy slime consistency. – [Rhett] I know I can’t get that through one of those things. I’m gonna see if I can even get it through this regular straw. – Look at those colors. – The straw is coated with sour stuff. – [Nicole] Yeah, like the other straws. – Thanks. – [Nicole] You’re welcome. – Here we go. – I mean just look at the color striations in this specimen. Wow it is, it’s… – It’s like straight up frosting. – Woo! – Dip that marshmallow down in there, and then fish it out. – Do you feel it Rhett? Do you feel the oncoming crash that we’re gonna be experiencing in about, an hour from now? – I’ve already crashed and come back twice in this episode alone. Did you have a marshmallow? – I didn’t have a marshmallow. – Dip it completely in there, cover it with the good stuff. – Oh my goodness, look at that. – I like this. I wouldn’t be in the same room with a child that had it. But I would leave children alone with it. – Yeah, here kids. – Which is what I do. – Just have a go. – That’s my parenting philosophy anyway. – Line a whole room of your house with plastic, shove your kids in there, lock the door from the outside if you got one of those locks. – My wife and I once went to Miami for two weeks, and just left our children and a bag of chocolate chips and a bottle of water. – That’s good, someone’s making a phone call to the authorities right now. – I mean when we came back, they were both a little bit gaunt but you know what, I think they’re better off because of it. – Edible slime, will it hot chocolate? – Yes! – Four out of five, that’s pretty good I gotta tell ya. – Way to go Nicole! – That doesn’t always happen. – You really hot chocolatified our lives. – Woo! Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing! – You know what time it is. – Name’s Evan. I’m at home sick in Whitehorse, Yukon, and I’m just enjoying a nice cup of hot chocolate. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Evan that sugar’s not gonna help you get better. Click the top link to watch us try caveman hot chocolate with some special visitors at Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Over six months of investment has led up to this morning. – Okay. – And what happened. And I’m extremely proud of myself. I finally achieved it.