(rooster crow) (lion roar) – Hickory, Hickory dickory dock! Welcome to good mythical more! – Gifticality! That means we’re donating one thousand dollars to team trees. This is the collaborative effort between YouTubers MrBeast and Mark Rober to plant twenty million trees by January 1st 2020 in partnership with the Arbor Day Foundation. One dollar equals one tree, please join us in giving at teamtrees.org. teamtrees.org – I went home. Josh come on in here. – You went home? I didn’t notice. – I came home from one of our assorted tours, and dag gum if my neighbor didn’t chop down the big ol’ tree. I’m like, What the crap? You been in my back yard and seen my neighbor chopped down the big tree? This has been months now. – But it’s not your tree. – I’m still sore about it. Yeah, but it was like, It was a big part of my view. It was like a nice tree. It was a pine tree and I think, I think it’s crotchety old people who didn’t like pine needles in their yard. – Why don’t you plant a tree there? – They murdered a tree! – You plant a tree there and we’ll just give $999 dollars to Teamtrees. Take a dollar off of it. – Hey Josh! – When you said pine tree, You said, pine! Like some spit flew out of your mouth and hit my cheesecake. – Oh no, really? – No no no, it’s fine, I’m just gonna ignore it though. – Can you rake it off? – I dunno, I think it went– – Did you see where it hit? – Over here, we’ll just sequester that part. – You think it was there? – Yeah! (laughter) I was focusing on this– – Pine! – You went, Pine! – I wasn’t even looking this direction. – No, I don’t know how that happened. – Well, you got an omni-directional mouth. – I’m talking like Popeye. You know what, that makes me think of something else that I.. Whenever I’m eating something or talking with somebody and they spit and it either lands on my food, Or I’ve had people talking to me and like, I’ve felt like it’s hit me in the face at like a party. I uh, I wanna know what your first reactions are. And I’ll tell you my first reactions. – I’ll tell the worst one that ever happened to me. Someone was spotting me at the gym. – What? – I was benching. And they said something and a piece of spittle went into my mouth. (laughter) – Oh no! Seriously? – Was it like as you were on the way down and it just hit you? – I didn’t say a damn thing. – Your mouth was open? (laughter) You were like (gagging) Did you choke on it? – No no, it was just like, It think it landed on my lip and I was like, (grimacing) Oh god! It was like microscopic. It wasn’t like, it didn’t have like, it didn’t like catch air, you know what I’m saying? It was just like a teeny little piece that hit the light just perfectly and the I felt a little.. Tink. – Tink! On your lip? Not the back of your throat? – No it didn’t go in, it was like, it hit my mouth! Which is just super nasty. – And so this just happened to you and you called me out on it. – Yeah. – But if I were like, if it weren’t in the context of like, I don’t know. I don’t know what motivated you to call me out. – I was worried that someone could like, these are nice cameras, they pick up a lot. And so I was– – You felt obligated to acknowledge it. – Yeah, to address it. – Well, in the context of uh, an internet show, I mean if I was benching on an internet show which I think we’ve probably done before. (laughter) And somebodies spit went in my mouth I would say something because it’s comedy. But when you’re just at the gym, you’re like, what is the point of me pointing out what just happened? You know what I’m saying? Like, hey man, your spit just went in my mouth. – To diffuse the awkwardness. It actually, I– – I don’t think they knew. – I can’t decide if it creates or diffuses arguments. Because what I’ve always done is not acknowledged it. I mean I was at breakfast with somebody, this also years ago, and I mean, he just ripped a fart. (laughter) And I was like, I regret that I didn’t say anything. – Did it go in your mouth? (laughter) – Audible? You heard it or smelled it? – [Stevie] I think the last time you bench pressed on the show, you were wearing a french maid outfit. – Yeah, exactly! I would point it out in that situation. – So the consensus is, you don’t say anything ’cause it aint worth it. – Yeah. – Yeah. I think so. Can you– – You just swallow it like a champ – We got our drinks of choice. So I’ve been eating on this. I like green tea, I like red beans. I’m a fan off this. – What is this? – [Josh] Uh, this is the green tea and red bean frappuccino from China. So it’s a green tea base and then red beans on top. – I like those green tea, red bean, sort of like bland, but.. A little bit bland in a good way. – Yeah, ’cause it just kinda just lets the starch of the bean carry through. – It’s the same reason I like a Tamale. A Tamale has that bland corn taste around it and then there’s a flavor inside. – The beans are really sweet though aren’t they? – Oh this is, yeah, for sure sweet. – Yeah, they’re like candied in syrup. – Yeah, I really like the beans but the green tea, I just haven’t achieved.. a taste of green tea. I just don’t enjoy it. – You’re right, You’re right, it will be an achievement when you finally do it. (laughter) – It’s not, I meant to say acquired. You know I haven’t, I’d like to acquire a taste for teas but.. I always opt for coffee. Now, what is, I’m told they got your go-to Rett. – Speaking of green tea. This is a green tea– – They misspelled your name pretty hard. – They called me Raj. – Thanks for picking up the Starbucks Raj. – Um.. I am green tea.. latte with.. Matcha green tea and latte with almond milk. That’s my go-to drink and that’s what this is. – Because you acquired the taste for green tea. – No, I achieved the taste. – When you stopped drinking coffee you started, you had to start liking green tea? Or did you already like it? – Um, No it was a pretty slow acquisition of the taste. – Because it’s very specific. – And I definitely didn’t like it uh– – I don’t love this one right here. – I didn’t even like green tea until probably five or six years ago. – Go for it! – Well you don’t love it but you keep going back to it. I’ll take it off your hands, that’s no problem. – But the reason I like, a lot of places will do a tea latte. Jenna, we were talking about this the other day. Sometimes you get a tea latte and they just do a tea bag, and it’s just tea. And then they put some milk in there and they put some foam. If you’re gonna do a tea latte you have to do the Matcha powder. You gotta get, you gotta do something that makes it seem like it’s a little bit thicker. – Yeah, that’s how they do it in Japan too. It’s like an actual ground powder that they mix right into it so it gives it some body. – Because it tastes so like, weak if they just use a regular old tea bag. – Um, my go to drink is a cold brew with just a touch of cream. Look at that dance. Look at it dance. – Do you stir it? – And then I just kinda stir it. Actually! I’ve started liking the Nitro Cold Brew. It’s like, it gets that like fizzy, fizzy stuff and you don’t add cream until it settles and then I gotta add the cream. So this is my jam. – I wouldn’t drink that man. If I drink that.. I’ll turn into a fire hydrant. – Um, out of your butt hole? – Yeah. – Um, what’s your go-to Joshua? – I uh, a Venti Iced Red-Eye, which, ’cause I used to just do a Trenta iced coffee ’cause they recently– – We got water. – Thank you. This is, Starbucks water’s good. – Okay, so what is this? – So, it’s a Venti Iced Red-Eye. So that means it’s brewed coffee with two shots of espresso poured directly into it. Because I used to get a Trenta iced coffee– – Good gosh. – Thank you. – What time of the day are you willing to drink this? – Uh, any time before like, 9 p.m. I mean, I’m like a– – Are you impervious to caffeine? – Well it doesn’t help that I keep drinking Venti Red-Eyes because then the cycle– – If I had one of those after 3 p.m. I would be up until 2 a.m. – Yeah, it’s a problem, I would say I’m working on it but I’m not. – Good gracious son. So you’re telling me you could drink one of those at 9 p.m. and go to solid sleep. – The gym. The gym I drink, I like to drink a bunch of coffee before the gym or before work. – Just amp it up. – Just amp it up. But I kinda just end up– – You’re drinking coffee like that and then doing squats? – Yeah yeah yeah. – Boy, I’d make a mess. – Somebody spitting in your mouth? – I play loose and dangerously. Actually, speaking of spotters. I was at the gym once and it was very late at night. Me and just one other dude and he comes up to me and I have my headphones in, he just goes, “Hey bro, if you need a spot, just let me know.” and I go like, “Oh, I’m good but thank you.” And then I have my headphones blasting, I’m doing dumbbell bench and then I feel hot breath. I kinda crane my neck up and there’s this guy just going– – He wanted to spot you man. – He puts his hands on my elbows– – You don’t know what he was saying? – No, he just like, general Joe Lo Truglio from is it I Love You Man? (high pitched mumbles) – ’cause you were listening to Korn really really loud? – I do actually listen to Korn. (laughter) – Did you talk to anybody about this? – I just know that you listen to Korn. – Yeah, me and Ben, Ben texted me a Spotify link to Korn’s new album. – I knew it man! Yes! – It’s good stuff. (laughter) – Yeah. And so that was– – You couldn’t hear him over the Korn. – So he snuck up and started spotting you? – Yeah, like an unconsensual spotting. – I don’t like the elbow spots on the, I know that’s how you’re supposed to do it with the dumbbell but it just, don’t touch my elbows man! – What did you do? You just let him, let him in? – Yeah, well I wasn’t gonna stop my set. So I kinda just finished my set in horror. Kinda a little outta body. (laughter) I got up and I took my headphones off and he was like, “That was great bro, you had three more in you!” And I was just like, “Thanks.” And there was nothing I could do. I didn’t know if I should be like, please don’t do that again, please never do that to someone. But I got a sense that he’s just touching people all the time. – But then you turned back around, and he was gone. (laughter) He was your guardian angel man. He was your guardian spotter. – I think so. – Yeah, you got a guardian spotter angel. – That’s kinda beautiful. It helps when I’m squattin’ after all that coffee. – Have you ever seen him again? – No. – Yep, he was definitely an angel. – But I felt him. – But you felt him? – I felt him. – Did he look like Michael Landon? – I don’t know who that, Oh, Touched by an Angel? – Yeah. – Yeah. Wow, that’s a deep cut. – Just open your mouth anywhere and he’ll spit in it. – Promise? – We’re gonna look back, the year that was twenty nineteen. And we have each independently ranked our top ten moments.