(rooster crows) (animal growls) (wheel spins) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, y’all. – What’s the word? This is when weep. – Weep. – See a word and then guess what the definition is. And then we’re told what the definition is. It’s a real word and it is gardyloo. – Gardyloo. – That’s like when you’re just trying to be cute with a guard. You know, it’s like, “You Mr. Gardyloo. I thank you for watchin’ us.” – Like, you’re so focused on your guarding. – You and your little taser. – You’re lookin’ right past me. – And your screens that you look at, and you take care of all of us, you gardyloo. – You should be at Buckingham Palace, good gracious. You are unfazeable. – Oh, Buckingham Palace! It’s a Scottish term. – Oh! – I realize that’s not, it’s in the UK. A Scottish term. This is what people living in Edinburgh shouted as a warning before dumping their slop buckets out of their windows. I went! – Gardyloo! Gardyloo! – I went to the, they call ’em The Closes. I went to one and they talked about ’em throwing out slop. They didn’t say one thing about gardyloo! – Gardyloo! – I want a refund! – Um, so we’ve got headbands attached to hamster feeders full of Kool-Aid. – I’ve just got gummy bears. – We’re gonna have a race. Um, you know what? Who’s doin’ this? Jenna and Davin? – [Man] Yep. – Come on in, guys. So, start of a new season. If you wanna know how our holidays were, listen to Ear Biscuits. We’ll be talking in depth about everything that happened to us in our separate lives. – Don’t touch it. – Totally separate. – Before we get into this, – Totally separate. – We wanna just, I mean let’s talk about these mugs. We got lots of new things. – Yeah. – Look, we got three new mugs. – Davin model that. – And for the first time ever, – Both sides. – they’re right handed, or left handed. – Jenna’s into it. – And they say different things. – It’s for me. I’m left handed. – Good Mythical Morning with Rhett and Link on that side. – You’re left handed. – I am. – It says Good Mythical Morning on this side. – You just grabbed it with your right hand, though. – Well, I grabbed it both together ’cause I didn’t wanna drop it. – And then what if you decided to become right handed, what would you do? – I’m not gonna decide to become right handed. – No, you can’t do that because you definitely decided to become left handed, we all know that. – No offense to right handed people. – I just thought, – Nobody chooses. (Jenna laughs) No, people, sorry. Doesn’t work. – You’re sayin’ I decided to become right handed. That’s what you’ve always said about me. And look there’s a logo. – A lot of people who are left handed are forced. – And if I decide to become left handed, there’s a logo. – A lot of left handers are forced to be right handed because of the system. – Don’t put me in that box. – Okay. – I think that happened to me. – Now we ordered these hamster bottles off Amazon. – We’d never put you in a box, would you like to go in a box, though? – Uh, no. (Jenna laughs) – We’d never put you in a box. – Thank you. Appreciate that. – You couldn’t specify the color. (Davin laughs) I wanna be clear here. We couldn’t specify the color, so they sent us three blue and one pink. And no, we’re not gonna make Jenna wear the pink one. – All right. – I’m gonna wear it. – I’ll take the pink one. (Jenna laughs) – Oh, okay. – I wanted to wear it. – Okay. Go for it. – So, I never knew how these worked. But apparently, there’s a little ball that holds the water back, and then the little hamster tongue, he sticks it in there and jiggles it. And that let’s the water come out. We don’t have hamster tongues. We have people tongues. – How do you put this on? – Hamster tongues are this small. – Oh no, it’s leaking. – Oh, I broke it. – You broke it already? – Yeah. I’m just gonna hold it, then. – No, well that’s cheating. – Well. – It’s supposed to be like directly over? – Just, here, right here. – You can put it like right here. – It’s a little. – Don’t start eatin’ it yet. Or drinking it. – I’m just trying to find a, – Yeah, like where it should be. – It’s leaking all over my pants! (crew laughs) – [Crew Member] You can wear ’em like headsets. Yeah, more like Davin. – Oh, the side? – Oh, on the side, that makes sense. – Okay, don’t do it yet, Link. – I wasn’t doing it. – It doesn’t fit over my glasses. – I wanna get everybody situated, – It tastes like – And then we’re gonna have– – It tastes like metal. – Have a contest to see who can get done the first time. – I can’t even reach the pipe. – Can I hold it? – [Crew Member] Yeah, you can hold it. – I can hold it, okay. – The pipe. – What do you call it? – The pipe, I guess. – Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this? – Yes. – Everybody ready to compete? – Oh gosh. – Sure. – Here we go. – Okay, oh! – See, you’re sucking on it. – Uh-uh. I’m going like this. – How are you guys doing this? (crew laughs) – There’s not a lot coming out, I’ll tell you that much. – My glasses are in the way. – At least I’m not left handed, good gracious. – How are you guys doing this? I can’t reach the thing! – I had a pet hamster when I was six. Pokey was his name. – Just touch it. – Ah, don’t suck. – You can’t touch it. – Don’t suck. You really got to keep your mouth open. Get a close-up of my tongue. (Jenna laughs) (crew laughs) – What’s wrong with you? That’s how a gerbil does it. – (mumbles), man. – [Crew Member] Yay, Jenna. – [Rhett] Jenna, you’re cheating. – What? – How you doing that, girl? – Guys, you gotta multi-task it with your mouth. Don’t worry about it. (laughs) (crew laughs) – I can’t, I can’t do it without giving a little suck. (Jenna laughs) – I’m not getting anything out of it. – [Link] But if you suck too hard, that ball gets down in there at the end and nothing comes out. – Kinda suck the ball out then. – Jenna wins things. – Just suck the liquid out. – She’s constantly winning things. – I thought you couldn’t use your hands? – I was told I just couldn’t touch the metal part. – Oh, I got my touch in there. I got my tooth in there and it’s just constantly leaking. – I gotta use my hands to reach it. – Listen, I don’t think that sucking should be against the rules because sucking doesn’t really help. – I’m hoping that gravity helps me. – You’re not grape. (crew laughs) We’re gonna be here a long time. (slurping) When I suck with it in my mouth– – I’m done. (Jenna coughs) – Oh gosh. – Guys, – How did you win? – I figured out a hamster trick and this is because of all the hours I just spent with Pokey as a child. I realized that when I set it on my lower canine tooth, – (coughs) Thank you. – it created an opening. – Oh no, now this is coming out. (crew laughs) – Look, Link, I was doing this – [Jenna] It just dripped all over me. – and it was resting on my tooth and it just started leaking in my mouth and the whole thing leaked out. – Oh, you cheat– – No, hamsters got teeth. – I can do that. I have, I got like, I’ve got a (mumbles)– – Yeah, get that pointy tooth. – I got a pointy one. – Oh pointy tooth. – Get that pointy tooth right on the metal ball and then it just leaks. – Oh. – It’s called the way of the hamster. (crew laughs) It’s my new project. My new side project. I wear this. – This is my first time tasting Kool-aid by the way. (crew laughs) – What? – Hold on that’s a, that’s a bigger deal than we have time to discuss. (crew laughs) – You never tasted Kool-aid? – What happened? – No, I don’t think so. – I mean, you have like an equivalent of Kool-Aid in Indonesia though, right? What do they call it? – Heineken. (crew laughs) (Davin laughs) – Oh, okay, I got it. That’s it. – Tastes like Gatorade. (Jenna coughs) – Jenna got second place. – You gave up? What about your canine tooth? – I used that and it still didn’t work. My whole tooth plugged up the gap. – Oh, you gotta have the right tooth. – My tooth is too pointy. – Oh, too pointy. You might have to get your teeth altered for this. – I think I can. – Let’s make some predictions about this season. If this is our starting point for season 17, where are we headed? New year. – I gotta tell you right now. I will be wearing shorts every episode because I feel incredible. (crew laughs) Man, I just feel like, (mumbles) Like I could do defensive, defensive things. (Jenna laughs) – Drills. – You play basket– – Oh I got it. Look I got it. – You’re gonna lose a tooth. – Yeah. (crew laughs) – And what about offensive things? – What sport are you guys talking about? – Basketball. – Triple threat. (crew laughs) Triple threat. I can drive, I can pass, I can shoot. – I think that’s traveling. – That’s my pivot foot, man! Did you see my pivot foot move? Look, look, this is not traveling. – Don’t talk to Rhett about his pivot foot, he gets upset. – You see my pivot foot (mumbles)? I’m like Kurt Rambis. (crew laughs) – (mumbles) – I don’t know that reference. – Yeah, I don’t know who that is either. – He wore a headband. – He wore, oh– – No, he wore glasses. – He wore goggles. He wore like swim goggles. – Horace Grant wore glasses and a headband. – Yeah, he couldn’t – I’m a little busy. – be pinned out. I don’t think you should wear shorts every day. Let’s not make that the thing for 2020. – Okay, what else can we do? – Well, they don’t see you guys below the desk, so– – (mumbles) Well, like he just got up, you know. It’s a rude awakening if you get up– – But sometimes I’ll do this. Yeah, I shouldn’t do that. – Show off the calf muscle. – This season is not sponsored by Puma. – You need to work on your tan, man. – This season is sponsored by pointy knees, – Anyway, look at that knee. – look at that. (Jenna laughs) (crew laughs) – You ever been to– – Look at that. Look how pointy I can make it. – Your knee is so pointy! – Look at that, you ever go to like Arizona and you look at the rock formations and then boom, out of nowhere, there’s a big knob. – Look at how pointy I can make it. – That’s what his freaking knee looks like. That’s like something you’d climb in Arizona. – I don’t even think a gummy bear could make it up that, let’s see. (Davin laughs) – Think it’s strange to be this close to so much leg. (laughs) – [Rhett] Look, gummy bear’s trying. – [Link] And then just so weird– – [Rhett] He just, he can’t do it. I can’t get this gummy bear up my knee. – It’s the same problem with your, you have elbows like that too. – Look at that. – He’s gonna reach the summit. He can do it. – No, he gives up, see. – Man, what if I put the, what if this is up here? – Give him something to want. – Give him something to want. (Rhett laughs) (Jenna laughs) – Come on, bear. It’s dripping, it’s ready for you. – [Rhett] I can feel it that he wants it. I can feel it that he wants it. Oh, oh, I think, yep, this is gonna happen! This is gonna happen. Nope. (Davin laughs) He didn’t want it enough. – I bet that green bear can get it. – Oh do the green bear? (crew laughs) I think the green bear can get it. – You think the green bear can get it? – I think the green bear can get it. – Okay, here goes. I don’t know what the top or the bottom of the this bear is but I’m just gonna go for it. Okay. – Green bear’s going on his hands. – Come on. We need all the, we need, it’s a two green bear thing. His buddy’s gotta push him. – [Link] That’s how Everest is now. There’s a whole of them now. – [Rhett] Oh yeah, you gotta have a Sherpa. – [Jenna] You need a Sherpa. – [Rhett] That’s what the Sherpas do. They push you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get to the top (laughs) and your Sherpa dies. – [Link] Oh no. – [Rhett] And then you’re almost there and you fall into the Kool-Aid, you slurp it and then you attach. You attach to it – [Link] Smush it. – And you, yeah, you attach to it. Yeah and you fly away. – Fly away and you go to, you go to Heaven. (group laughs) – [Rhett] Oh my gosh. – I can’t get it. You ’bout to go to Heaven. ‘Bout to die and go to. (crew laughs) (calm music) – I think this is gonna be a good season. – Yeah, yeah, happy season 17. (Rhett laughs) – [Link] New GMM mugs in three different wild styles are available now at Mythical.com.