(rooster crows) (lion roars) (spinning wheel ticker ticks) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Check your voicemail. We’ve got a voicemail, let’s check it. – [Voice] A wiener face. – A wiener face? – Somebody just say wiener face? – They make a good point. – Can you, can we hear that again? – [Voice] A wiener face. – Okay, that’s the worst voicemail we’ve ever got. – Actually, I don’t know. It’s giving me a lot to think about. – Do you think it’s a 12-year old boy or a 50-year old woman? (laughs) – One more time, let’s hear it. – Okay. – [Voice] A wiener face. – 50-year old woman. – 50-year old woman. – You think. – Yeah, yeah, definitely. – Yeah, yeah. – But we accept we accept everyone here on “Good Mythical More.” Except I’m not gonna make a dermoid joke. – Dermoids are people, too. – No, they’re not, that’s the thing. If they were, that would be an insensitive joke. It’s just a collection of tissue. You could have a dermoid. Like I might have a dermoid in my body somewhere. If I had it, I’d take it out and show it to y’all. – Your dermoid section of your audience is not gonna be happy about those jokes. You’re gonna lose a lot of viewers. – They can’t view. 25% of your viewership is dermoid. – I mean, I do think there is a possibility that every once in a while there’ll be like one eye on the ball, but like it’s not a person. – Is that what somebody told you? Like your publicist is like you need to go on this show if you want to reach the dermoid demo. That’s why you’re here, it’s like okay. – I feel like we need to acknowledge what happened on the main episode. If you just happen to be the kind of person who just clicks on “Good Mythical More” instead of “Good Mythical Morning.” As you see that Cameron has a little bit of a little residue on his shirt. – Don’t bring it up. (studio members laugh) I got something, too, right? Well, mine dried. – What happened was is just three buddies were drinking alcohol from some dish bottles. – Shampoo bottles. – And then Link got excited and squirted on Cameron’s shirt, and it’s gonna be dry by the end of this episode, but I just wanted you to know. He doesn’t have like a weird sweat pattern or something like that, okay. – No, no, I’m not nervous. I’m not, this is not like a. – Right, it’s all Link’s fault. He feels horrible about it. – Right, I feel so horrible about it, Rhett’s starting to feel horrible about it. Our writers are good people. I’ll leave it at that. (laughs) Here’s what they’ve done. They’ve written Star Wars themed pickup lines, and it’s up to us to determine if they make the cut in the next movie which is gonna be dating themed. We’re gonna rate these on a scale of what? – That sounds more like a Disney+ show. – Right, yeah. – Right, you know like that would be a series that they would do, would be like a Star Wars dating show. You’d get like a Jabba the Hutt, and you know, and then you’d get like a human kind of person. – That sounds like a good idea. You want to pitch that with us? – Yeah, you get like a Wookie in there, right? – I think all the potential dates are wearing like Mandalorian helmets so you’re just. – Right, right, right, right, it’s like. – You’re judging them based on. – Have you ever seen that, this is a take, have you ever seen that British show where they’re naked, and there’s like the wall that comes up and it reveals just like the bottom, and then it goes higher, and it reveals like their genitals, and then it goes all the way to just below the. – [Stevie] We talked about this on an episode once. It’s a reality show. – It reveals their genitals but not their face? – No, yeah, and they ask them questions, and like whoever, the guy, the girl, whatever will pick that person based off of just the naked bottom. – Genitals? – Yeah, and they show everything because it’s the UK, and it’s on at like seven or eight o’clock at night – Oh my gosh. – on prime time TV. (talking over each other) – Cereal. – It’s the strangest thing. – Wow. – Yeah, so anyways, they could do that with– – We’ll do it on the next episode. – We could do that. – But they could do that with a Mandalorian helmet. – Oh yeah. – You know I’m saying? – Oh yeah, that’s, yeah. – Then it’d be like a dating kind of series. – Right, so it’s a naked person with a helmet. – Yeah, it’s like a wookie wearing a helmet, or whatever. (laughs) You know. – A person in a walking costume, then wearing a helmet. Okay. – Okay. – Call me Darth Maul because I’m horny and my lightsaber’s longer than you think. – Oh, that’s too forward. – That’s too much. – That’s really creepy. – Yeah, that’s not good. That’s a zero. – You’re not gonna get any. If you’re gonna take your lightsaber home, (laughs) you’re gonna deal with things yourself, you know I mean, if you say that. So I’m gonna give that, on a scale of one to 10, I’m giving that a one. – Yeah. – One baby Yoda. – I’m giving it a negative seven. – Oh wow, yeah, negative scale. – Okay. – You looking like an admiral snack bar. – Hey, hey. – Hey! – That’s good. – There we go. – That’s really good. – How many Yodas you giving that? – Eight. – Yeah, I’m gonna give it nine Yodas eating doodoo balls. (laughs) – Oh yeah, I’m gonna give that 10 Yodas. – That’s really good. – All right, Rhett, give it a go. – If you were a Star Wars movie, you’d be “The Phantom Menace” because, girl, you bad. (studio members laugh) – All right. “Phantom Menace.” – “Phantom Menace” burn in there. Yep. – All right. – Which maybe– – But it’s also using, people still using that like you bad, if you just isolate that part. – You bad, girl. – You bad. – I don’t know, I don’t know. I’ve heard it, I’ve heard baddie. My girl’s a baddie. – Yeah, like bad girl Riri. Okay, I give it 10, I give it 10. – Now that you’ve brought Riri into it, you give it a 10. – Yeah, now that I can see, I clearly now. – I gave it four Yodas. – You know, I kind of have mixed feelings about “The Phantom Menace.” I’ve actually kind of come around on it a little bit. – Okay, contractually you’re obligated to. (laughs) – No, I still don’t like “Attack of the Clones.” So it’s fine. – Yeah right, that’s true. It’s hard, it’s hard. – Yeah, I’m gonna give it a five. That’s middle line for me. – Yep, yep. – You wanna go for one? – Yeah, yeah. – Who knows what it says, I don’t know. – Is fertile you? Because like to put a baby Yoda in you, nigh. (laughs) – Is fertile you? – Is fertile you? – Wow. – That’s a. – Something about the Yoda voice. – Shouldn’t it be fertile, are you? I don’t know, Yoda. – I feel like using the Yoda voice takes the edge off of it though. It doesn’t sound too dirty. – It’s still pretty dirty. – It almost sounds sweet. It’s almost like saying let’s start a family. – Yeah, yeah, but if you don’t know a person, and they come at you with a weird voice, you might just assume that like that’s their voice. – Yeah. – You know. Someone comes at you, and like (growls). – Right. – (gasps) Yeah! – Well, I think you got to think about the context. I mean like is this at, like if this happens in Star Wars Land, you know at Disney World, it’s like a lot of these. – You’re leaning over the cantina bar. You see a baddie across the bar. (laughs) – If you do this at just the club, it’s not gonna work. – Especially if you’re not a Yoda yourself, and you’re talking about putting a baby Yoda in someone, – Yeah, we’re also. – Then it becomes clinical. – We’re ignoring the fact that we’re saying fertile or fertile which is really like breedy like you’re breeding a cow or something. – Breedy. – I’m giving it a zero. – It’s weird. – Okay, well, I like the idea of starting, not another family, but just the idea in general of families being started. So I give it a six. Okay. – What did you give it. – That’s a two. – Okay, all right. Luke, I’m not your father, but you can call me daddy. (laughs) That’s pretty good. I mean, if it’s funny on its face, – I give it a six. – that goes a long way. I say seven, seven baby Yodas for me. – Yeah, that’s an eight for me. – Oh, wow. – I like that one. – You want one, Rhett, here we go. – I do. (laughs) I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you ewok away. (laughs) Yeah, that’s good. – That only works if they’re short and hairy. – Right, it helps. It helps. – Otherwise, I don’t know. – Yeah, that one’s a little superficial for me. – ‘Cause it’s about a booty? – ‘Cause it’s just about the booty, that hairy booty. – That hairy booty. – It might be about the way her hair looks from the back. – That’s true. – Sometimes it’s really, there’s just– – Or maybe she has like a kick me sign on her back. – Right. – Right, or something like that. – That didn’t help. So I’m still giving it a three. – I’m gonna give this one a six. – Nah, two. – Wow, guys. – Yeah, that one was number two. – And listen, we both been married for like 20 years almost. So it’s like if you. We have no experience with pickup lines. I don’t know if you wanna inject any personal anak-dotes. – That’s an assumption that I have experience with pickup lines. (laughs) I don’t. I don’t know, has that pickup line ever worked? – Yeah, I just don’t think if I were looking to pick someone up, I don’t know. I’m not good with lines. – [Stevie] Can I just say please never ever use any of these ever in real life, ever. – But what about that one? – [Stevie] No. – What about that one? – We still have a couple more, there’s a chance. – Admiral snack bar. – Admiral snack bar. – This is the best one. – You can use that. – You can use that, right, Stevie? I mean, Cameron can use that. – Yeah. – At Comic-Con, yes. – Right. (speaking over each other) – I thought love was dead, but you’ve given me a new hope. – Oh, that’s sweet. – That’s not breedy at all. – No. (laughs) No, it doesn’t sound like you’re trying to impregnate anybody. – Yeah, right. I don’t necessarily want to start a family yet. – Is breedy already like an adjective that people use on the internet? No. – Webster’s dictionary please add that. Breedy is the best adjective. – It’s so spot-on. – Yeah. – If you made that up, then you should coin it. – Like if a guy has a breedy energy, you know exactly what we mean, you know what I’m saying? – Like he’s a face hugger from aliens. He just wants to put his baby in you. – I like this, you know, this is a good. This is a solid eight for me. Because even if it’s got this lame quality, it’s slathered in sweetness, and no one’s gonna kick you in the face. – It’s kind of pretty. – Like whoa-pow! – It’s not really that funny though. It has a pretty high-cheese factor. I think I’d go down to a four for this. – There’s also like a weird dark edge of I thought love was dead – Right. which is a weird assumption coming in, you know? – Yeah, yeah. – It means you’re coming from a really bad relationship. You don’t want that either. – That’s true. – It’s more questions, it’s raising a lot of questions. – Yeah, right. – I’m giving this one a six. – And I’m moving mine to a four based on what you told me. – Mm-hmm. – And finally. – Okay. – Make it count. – Well, I don’t want to do it now. – I don’t want to have the pressure of trying to make it count. Make it count. (laughs) – Are you a Jedi master that sacrificed yourself in “A New Hope” because you’re the Obi-Wan for me? – Hmm. – Here, here, try that one. – You’re looking like an admiral snack bar. – 10 out of 10. – Yeah! (claps) (laughs) – Love that one. – That’s the one! – Fantastic. – That’s the one. Thanks for hanging out with us, man. – Thanks. – That was fun. – Left hand. – Alright. – [Rhett] Attention Mythical Society members, you can now get exclusive items including logo Ts at Mythical.com. Just make sure you keep it on the hush-hush.