GMMore 1674: Weird Ranch Dressing Flavor Taste Test

(rooster crowing) (growling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Glad you’re hear. – Random disturbing fact. – Disturb me! – When the inventor of the Frisbee died, his family cremated him and made him into a Frisbee. – Uh, what? – Yeah. Walter Morrison died in 2010. His family cremated him, turned him into the very toy Morrison invented in 1955. Then under the name Pluto Platter. – That was the name of the Frisbee. I thought that was the guy’s name at the time. – It would later become one of the most successful toys of all time under the new name adopted by whamo, the Frisbee. – The Frisbee. – Pluto Platter. – They didn’t throw him into the ocean. What did they do? Surely, they threw him. Should’ve thrown him. – I got a story about a Frisbee I’m gonna share. First, I just want to– – Made from a dead man’s bones. – I just want to let you know that we’ve got flavored Ranchs here. Hidden Valley Ranch makes these and we are gonna taste them and see if we can guess what they are. – Yeah, yeah. – And Nicole’s gonna throw the ranch at us. – Right, the loser. – And that’s how we’re gonna find out. Can I tell you, you’re pointing. – I have something I need to say. – Okay. – There’s something I think that’s important. – I got something that’s important. – That you should join our Mythical Society. – That’s most important. – For our incredible April quarterly item. It is an exclusive View Master themed to 80s movies that Link has never seen, which will surprise, maybe not. And then that includes an exclusive surprise. Now you gotta be a 3rd degree member for the entire first quarter of 2020 that means join by January 31st to get it. Sign up now at mythicalsociety.com. – Yep, you gotta be a member for a whole quarter ’cause people trying to game our system. – Don’t game it. – We’re providing value every month for Mythical Society members. The Frisbee thing reminded me last year to the late in the season trip to the beach and I took the Aerobie for Lando and I to throw. – The Aerobie. – You know the Aerobie is that like– – A flying ring. – It goes a long freaken way. We had one in college. We loved that thing. – Yep. – We had so much fun. – Couldn’t be contained on campus. – We can throw that thing a long freaken way. – We were the coolest guys on campus. The two guys that threw the Aerobie. – So we’re getting out to the beach and we’re about to throw this thing. – Sometimes I go to class with it around my neck. – You can catch it. – And I’d be like, “I’m one of the guys, the Aerobie guys. “I’m the tall one.” – You can catch it. It’ll go around your head. – Oh, you want to touch it. – Now I remembered something when I went out there with Lando. – Stick your head in here. – And that was– – It never worked. – The Aerobie does not float. – Oh, you lost an Aerobie to the ocean. – It seems like that where the story’s going, but you could just let me tell it instead of trying to spoil it. (mumbles) So I said to Lando, I was like, “Lando, now we’re gonna throw this back and forth “and know it goes really far, “so we’re gonna stay close together. “Don’t throw it in the water “because if you throw it in the water, “it will sink.” – Daddy’s gonna get very mad at you. – And then I threw the Aerobie into the water. (laughing) Immediately after saying that ’cause it like woo. I’m about to choke on a carrot. – I don’t think you can take an Aerobie to the beach. – And then I ran into the ocean with my shoes, and my socks, and my shorts, everything on trying to get– – An Aerobie is valuable. – It was going. – It’s ain’t like you just go in line and get another one. I want to dip. I don’t want to just do spoons, man. – Okay. – I mean what do I look like? – Crudites. – Some sort of man who’s been out in the wilderness for too long. – What is this one? Lando was not happy. – Who eats ranch with a spoon. – I was not happy. – And yells at people who walk by. – Nobody was happy. – I don’t look like that. I got a guess. – Bacon. – Bacon, yeah. Is it three, two, one. – No, it’s whoever says it first. – Okay, well I had to guess as soon as I said I have a guess, as soon as I tasted it. – What was your guess? – Bacon. – Before you stole mine. – That’s clearly a bacon flavor. – This is a bacon flavor. Cheddar and bacon. You should’ve said we were halfway there. – [Nicole] You were halfway there. – So you got to pull a Steven and be like, “Well, guys you’re halfway there.” – [Nicole] Okay. – You gotta be a stickler. – I’ll do that. – Let’s try it again bacon. – [Nicole] You know I am here. – Oh, TV can you talk? – [Nicole] Yes. – Bacon. – [Woman] But I do also have the wrong answers on this sheet, so it actually made Nicole (mumbles). – Nicole. – [Nicole] Huh? – Bacon. – Here what I was saying. – Bacon. – We both said bacon. – You’re halfway there. – I was asking for– – That’s it. – I was asking for a rule clarification, so let’s call that one a wash. – All right, let’s call that one a wash. – Move. – [Link] Do you want to three, two, one, it? – [Rhett] Three, two, one, yeah. – These all have fat first of all. That one’s spicy. It’s got a rolling spiciness that hits you. It accumulates. All right, I got my guess. It’s good. – Okay. – Three, two, one. – Sriracha. – Habanero. – Oh, you’re right. – Got it. – That’s what it is. – Good gosh. – Sriracha, that’s it. – Sriracha. – Remember back when we did – That one’s good. the sriracha taste test. All right. That’s a good one. What happened to the cheddar bacon? – [Nicole] I have it. You want it? – Yeah. – [Nicole] Here you go. – You got a nice chest pass. – [Nicole] Thank you. – This one looks a little green. – You outta do the Dr.Pepper’s scholarship challenge because that’s how they do it now. – What? – [Nicole] Like go to school. – You know when the kids go– – We don’t want Nicole to go to school, right? – [Nicole] You want me to go to school again. – No, I want you to get the money and just bring it to us. – [Nicole] Okay, I can do that. – But what happens is the first year they were like, “You’re gonna throw it through this hoop for Dr.Pepper “and whoever gets the most”, and then somebody went out there and was just like throwing chest pass and blew everybody out of the water. Now, every time they do it both students do chest passes and it’s kind of like shouldn’t we just make that illegal. Make them throw a football the way that you throw a football ’cause it’s just of like. I mean you look cool when you throw dressing to me, but a chest pass. – Thank you. – [Nicole] I’ll throw it to you next. – But if you were trying to get a scholarship, I would be like uh-uh. – I feel you’re gonna have to walk on screen. I want everyone to see what they’re building up. – Did you play basketball? – [Nicole] No, sports no. Not one sport. – Ah, chest pass wasted. – [Nicole] Never been a sports person. – Did you just eat that? – Yeah. – You ate it without me. This is weird. – I’m sorry. I’m sorry I ate it without you. – Is this good to you ’cause it’s not good to me? – Sorry, I gotta go against my instincts and go straight spoon because I’m getting influenced by the celery. – What is this? – Got it. I have an answer. – I have a guess. – [Nicole] Are you giving yourself? Okay. – Three, two, one. – Avocado. – Cucumber. – [Nicole] Did you say avocondo? Good job, Link, you got it. (yelling) – I kind of just looked at the color. – Dang Link, your ranch tongue’s on today. – I would’ve thought that I would’ve liked this. – It didn’t taste good to me. – It doesn’t taste. – I guess if it was cucumber, you would’ve reacted to it a bit more. – Can you walk on and do a chest pass? – [Nicole] To who? – Don’t do it. – You’re about to show us the other one. – You gotta do it with an old one. – [Nicole] Okay. – Get back there in the back like an angle. Let’s get a 45 of this chest pass. – Okay. – Just watch this, watch this. Look at that, I mean it’s perfect, just the rotation and everything. – Oh my God. Okay. Should I rotate it. – No, just do natural, what comes natural. Look at that. Shia gets the scholarship to Harvard. – [Nicole] That’d be great. – Just throwing things through a hoop. – Shia gets. What is this? – Well, I gotta get both of these right just to tie. I’m not enjoying myself. – I mean, the first two were great. This one’s got some sort of vegetable. – The way that it’s done is bad. – What is that? – Why would you put this on anything? – Maybe if we know what it is, it doesn’t taste this bad. – It taste like something from an attic. – I know what it is. It’s not from an attic. – Your game is really on today. – It’s from under a sink. Three. You ready to guess? – It does taste like cleaner. – You ready to guess? I can’t give it to you, man. – All right, sure. – Three, two, one. – Cilantro. – Lemon. Oh cilantro. – Halfway there, Link. (laughing) – That is a good pass. – [Nicole] Thank you. – It was really the interference that really screwed it up. – Interference? I didn’t touch it, man. – Intercepted. – Yeah, it was an attempted interception. – Cilantro lime. Oh, I said lemon. I got the wrong fruit half right. – It tasted like soap to me. That’s not good. – No, it’s not good, and I like cilantro. I just don’t like that dressing. – What do you like more cilantro or chest passes? (sneezes) – [Nicole] Bless you. – I’m allergic to cilantro or lime. – Dip into that. (sneezes) – Or chess passes. I might be allergic to chest passes. You know what do a bounce pass this time. (laughing) – [Nicole] Oh my gosh. – When you sneezed into your arm, did you look at it? – Yeah, look at that. – You did look at it. – I look at my arms every chance I get. – When I sneeze into my arm, I look at it. You want to make sure there’s not something dangling. We come full circle. It’s bacony. – It’s got bacon in it for sure. But what else does it have in it? – That one had cheddar. Maybe it’s something existential like bacon and joy. Ranch, bacon and happiness. Ranch, bacon and arousal. – I just got something else. I got it. – Do you know how like when you’re going to the gas station and then you go up to the counter and they got stuff to make you perform better in the bedroom, I think this ranch has got something of that. It’s like extends. (laughing) – [Nicole] No. – Bacon and extends. – We got freaken bacon and extends in the ranch, you all. – Ready, three, two, one. – You know you’d buy that. – Bacon and jalapeno. – [Nicole] Link, do you have anything to say? – I gave my guess. – [Nicole] So bacon. – Bacon and Viagra. – [Nicole] Right, you got it. (laughing) That’s nasty. – Bacon jalapeno, hey, that’s pretty good. I got both flavors. I should get something for that. How about a bounce pass? – Oh gosh. Is it sealed? – [Nicole] No, it is open. – Okay, I won’t do it. – [Nicole] I can give you one of the sealed ones. – My favorite was definitely the bacon and cheddar. – I’m a big fan of the bacon jalapeno. Sriracha’s good. These two are bad. – See you tomorrow. – [Rhett] Embark on a cinematic journey of visual discovery of 80s movies Link hasn’t seen. Coming soon to all 3rd degree Mythical Society members. Join by January 31st.

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