
Welcome to Good Mythical More, we’re playing a video game called Stretchers. – What’s the word? Today’s word is wabbit, with a W. – Okay, so as in wascally wabbit? – Yep, it’s what Elmer Fudd used to call Bugs Bunny. But what does it actually mean? Wabbit? – What’s the real pudgy Bugs Bunny meme, what’s that guy called? My kids were telling me. It’s not wabbit, but there’s a… – It’s like a Wario to Mario? – Yeah, can’t remember his name. – No one here knows. All these millennials and nobody knows. – Nobody knows who the big Bugs Bunny is? – Chubby Bugs Bunny. – Yeah, that’s called something. Chungus. – Okay, so you’re saying that wabbit is another name for Chungus? I don’t think so, what’s the real definition? Oh, it means weary or exhausted, I’m so wabbit. – I’m feeling a little wabbit. – Who’s gonna say that in real life? Not me. – ‘Cause you don’t wanna say “I’m feeling a wittle wabbit,” that’s creepy, don’t feel the rabbit. – All right, Link, let’s play a let’s play game, and not frustrate each other or the people watching. – We’re gonna have fun rescuing people. Now, so I am player two with the red outfit. – Okay, “Good morning, medics, what a beautiful day “for our monthly practice sessions. “The theme for this first session “is something I like to call grab and release. “Since you’ll be grabbing patients and throwing them “into the ambulance, it’s good to practice,” oh, practice with an S! Ooh, this must be British. “I’ve left a whole bunch of things lying around, “so feel free to try as much as you like. “Head outside when you feel like grabbing some air.” Okay, grab and release the object, see, I grabbed it, I’m ready for you, I’m over here. Stretcher! – Oh, that guy’s heavy. – Here, I’m bringing you a stretcher. You wanna take the man and put it on the stretcher? – Well no, take the stretcher and put it on the man. Yeah, let’s take the man, and put it on the stretcher. – I got him, hit the right button, put him on here, and, I can’t, you have to come a little bit further. – What do you mean? – I couldn’t get, you were way out there, and so I couldn’t. Here, lemme show you. So I’ll pick this guy up. – You’re gonna grab his feet? – I’m gonna try to. I’m trying to. – Hey, Rhett, we are doing good so far. – All right, now grab the back, I’ll grab the back, I’ll grab the back, you stay on that. Now, no, we– (laughs exasperatedly) – I’m gonna grab him, don’t panic. There we go. – Why am I holding my arms like I’ve done something good? – You haven’t done anything good, grab his feet. – I’m trying to! – Walk around, there you go. – Now, do we swing him? How do you get him on there? – Oh, man, the medic needs a medic. – Now if we pick this whole thing up, can you grab him and get him on there more? It won’t let you walk across the stretcher. – This is the most fundamental activity in the game and we can’t do it. – You know what, I think that we should just be picking things up, let’s just pick this thing up, let’s move it around, ooh, this is good, look how good we are at moving this around. – Oh yeah, look at us. – We can go in here. – Yeah, but there’s nothing in it. – [Both] Oh! – Sorry, there’s a skateboard. Do you need to get on this stretcher? – Yeah, I’ll get on this stretcher. – Should we be able to put people on the stretcher? – [Crewmember] Yes. (laughs) – There was a definitive yes, okay. I’m gonna drag this guy to the stretcher. – Oh, this is a smaller guy. – Oh look, there he is, he’s on! – We were trying to get the biggest guy. – Now you pick that side up. Look at that, we got a guy on a stretcher! Now let’s put him in the ambulance. – He won’t go in there. – Maybe I can go, lemme try to go. Maybe we gotta open the doors. Are the doors open? Look at this. – I’m not doing anything, I’m just letting you drive. – All right, let’s release it. Maybe we can open the doors here. – I think you deserve a round of applause. – How did you do that? – Pushed another button. – Oh, I can do it too. Wow! – I’m squatting. – I’m looking at the bottom of my feet, can you do that? – What is this, let’s get out into the real world. Let’s do something real. – Ah, we’re bad at video games. – Here we go, we’re on a nice seaside town. – We should let you know that the third degree BYMB tee is now available over at Mythical.com. I’m sorry, the third BYMB tee. This is not a society thing, it’s just the third BYMB tee that we’ve done. It’s pop art style! Is this from your perspective or mine? – It’s a POV, we’re looking into a farm. – I just skipped that, ’cause I didn’t know whose POV it was, I couldn’t orient myself. – All right, oh, we driving this thing? – “Hey, listen up, there’s something unusual “happening at the farm. “Even more unusual than usual. “Get your wheels moving and follow the thingy. “Kick those sirens into high pitch.” So looks like you’re driving, no, I’m driving. – Oh, look at you driving! When it doesn’t involve cooperation, you kinda don’t suck. Oh, that’s probably not the right way to go. – I’m going right, I’m gonna go right, I’m following the thing! – You gotta go around, this is not an off-roading game, man. – Train tracks! Are you clapping for me? – Yeah, I’m definitely inside of there, clapping. All right, Rhett, you did it, you arrived. – I made it, I took us, it said follow the thing. “What the, where is everyone?” – We’re in the ambulance! – Why do we keep sticking our legs out of the thing? Is that a farmer? – I think these people have been drugged. These farmers have bovine disease. – What’s going on here, farmers don’t take rests. I don’t like this either, baby. Not one little bit. – She’s not giving us any information, we should’ve just skipped. – So let’s get out. Okay, all right, center was spelled wrong, I get it, you’re British, okay. All right. – See, we need to go get this guy. Let’s get a stretcher. – You wanna get a chicken? – I think we need a stretcher. – “Grab and unfold the stretcher.” Oh, it’s on me, we each have a stretcher! Here, grab mine. – Imma grab your stretcher. – Ooh, I like it when you grab– – Oh yeah. – Okay, you wanna go get a guy? – Yeah, you go backwards, I’ll go forwards. – Oh, look at us! – Let’s get this guy right here. So set it down. All right, let’s grab him. I’ve got the top. – I got the bottom, otherwise known as the feet. – Let’s put him on his belly, let’s drop him face-first on this stretcher. And drop him. – Move, you’ve gotta line up a little bit more. – Oh, that’s good, I got it. Here you go, drop him. This is not how you should carry someone on a stretcher. – You’re the backwards man, Rhett. – Oh, look at that, going straight to heaven. Look at that. – Woo, we did it! Let’s put this down and clap. – Yes, excellent job, Link. – This is teamwork making the dream work man, come on, let’s go and get this guy. – And, oh look, crouch and pick up the farmers. Oh my gosh. – You’re crouching with the– – I think we can, here, pick your end up, I think you can do this without dropping the stretcher. Try it, it says crouch and pick up this guy, right? – Oh, yeah. – Come over here, and now crouch. Crouch, hit the bottom button, there you go, YES! – Woo, we might need to drop him so we can clap. – Well first of all, what’s wrong with his legs? – I’m going backwards now. Oh! – That guy went straight to heaven, he was like “Get me out of here!” – All right here we go, some more people over here. – Let’s do more than one this time, so get this guy over here, now come, keep it low, yes. Now we don’t have to crouch the whole time. – Pretty impressed with us. – Oh, oh no, oh no. – We’re grabbing the man, don’t grab ankles, grab stretcher. – Got it, here we go, here we go. You wanna go in first? – I wanna go in first, yeah. Seems like we both wanna go in first, you go in first – All right, let’s see what else we got around here. – Look at this garden. – Oh, look at this jerk. We gotta knock him off, right onto the stretcher. – Oh yeah, Rhett, you did it, man! You know what you deserve? – Thank you Link, thank you for applauding. You wanna take a hay bale with us? Oh, okay, crouch, and flip, and get the hay bale on there too. – This is clearly the best we’ve ever been at any game. I think it needed to be life or death. – You go in. Okay, what about over here? (imitates radio noise) – Now, oh, that’s everyone, go to the medical centruh. – Oh. Don’t need that stretcher. – Enter, press up, all right. – Close the doors. (cheerful music) – Take ’em to the medical centruh. There it is, we can do it, Rhett! – I’m following the train tracks. – We can succeed in a video game, I think it’s gonna happen! Is there a timer, are we gonna? Is that it, don’t go to the back door, you gotta find an entrance, go around. – Oh, it made me look out the window. – Yeah, I’m sure they don’t mind us driving through their yards, and all of their lawns. – Hey, when it’s an emergency, you can’t follow the rules, man. – We did it, do we get to do surgery now? – Look at this, they’re all gonna clap for us, just watch these doctors clap. “Professor Doctor has just sent his latest creation “to the medical centruh.” – It could be just the thing we need, Rhett. Let’s watch those beautiful doctors unveil it. – Okay. – ‘Kay, all right. Oh, the suspense is killing me. – Wow, look at that, they’re all so excited. The De-Dizzler 3000. – I thought getting dizzled was a good thing. – “Ah well, looks aren’t important, are they? “Let’s get these poor farmers cured “so we can go off, find some more” I didn’t see that. – Dizzlers, more dizzlers. Hop out, hop out. – Oh look, here we go, we’re gonna de-dizzle these dudes. – You know what, press the– – We can’t get out. – Skip forward, I kinda know what’s gonna happen. – I can’t. I’m trying. Everybody’s gotta get de-dizzled at their own pace. – I mean I’m not even, what is that guy squatting in the foreground looking at? – His own veezies. His own veezies, man. – Now look at that, almost 4000 points. I can’t recall the last time I’ve scored any points in a video game. – Hey, we did great. – We did it, we can start– – Let’s clap for ourselves. – [Link] BYMB in 3D, it’s a tee that’s popping with positivity. Available now at Mythical.com.
