(crowing) (roaring) (wheel rattling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More! – Gifticality! – Woo! – That means we’re donating $1000 to the Grammy Music Education Coalition for Music in our schools month, to make sure kids have high quality and relevant music education throughout the nation. Just us in giving at grammymusiced.org or just text musiced to 50155. – Music Ed. Great guy. (metal scraping) All right, we got some ice cream scoopers here. We got the Mythical Kitcheneers coming in. (metal tapping) They’re gonna be judging us to see who can create the most perfect ice cream scoop. – All right, guys. – And boy, we spared no expense. – Whoa, look at that. We got Kroger Deluxe Churned. (thumping) – [Link] Why wasn’t this part of the tournament, guys? – We spent so much money on ice cream that we had to go for store brand. – Okay. Josh, move on over that way, right in the middle. – You’re so wide, Josh. – Thank you. (laughing) – All right. – Got broad shoulders. – You’re so white. – Thank you. – Look at you guys. – Welcome, guys. – Yeah, thank you for having us. – It’s good to be here. – You wanna do a collab on our channel? Like, we come on here, and like, you come. – You know, we’ll talk about it. – Yeah, we got it, my people. – We’ll be glad to. We believe in what you guys are doing over there on The Mythical Kitchen. – Thank you. – We stick our heads in sometimes and scents hit us and then we just, we take off. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Lucky you. – That’s how I feel sometimes too. (laughing) – It smells so good that you don’t wanna be tempted. – You get to leave. – So, we are going to see if we can ice cream scoop each other off. No, that’s not what I meant. (laughing) We’re gonna have an ice cream scoop off. – Scoop each other out. (laughing) – Oh, that’s worse. – We’re gonna have a scoop off. – We’re gonna out-scoop each other. – That’s a good one. (plate rattling) – That’s what I was trying to say. But I am curious. Oh, you guys have got the judging whiteboards and everything. – Yeah. – I’m curious what you guys think about the tournament. What were your predictions? What do you think about the results? I’m gonna make you go first so you don’t just copy Josh. (laughing) – Whoa! I would never! Josh and I are actually, we have very different opinions on a lot of things. – Hey, you know what? That’s good! – Yeah, keep it that way. (laughs) – But, I didn’t fill out a bracket. I didn’t guess which one was gonna be best. I don’t believe in competition, but– – Are you okay? – Yeah, no, I’m okay. (laughing) – I mean, I don’t believe in competition. You just seem sad. – No, no, I’m okay. I just, I didn’t really, I didn’t think it through, so I don’t know how to answer. I like vanilla ice cream. (laughing) I knew it wasn’t gonna win, but I like it. – I like vanilla. – You know what? I think you do like competition, but you were preemptively bitter about vanilla ice cream not making it to the end. Trevor– – You’re a vanilla man. – I am. – You have some here. – You know what? We have lots of vanilla right here. – I’m very excited. – At least a gallon. – What’s your choice of vanilla ice cream? If that’s your jam. – I usually go with Tillamook. If I’m just at the grocery store, getting a pint. I like Tillamook. – I thought Tillamook was better, but you and Chuck Testa disagreed. (laughing) – Josh, we were talking in the Behind the Mythicality video, so I kinda know, but you can tell him what you told me. – Yeah, I had never had that Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream and I was absolutely blown away. It’s the real peanut butter in there that really kills it, and the Häagen-Dazs, as a generality, like, it’s kind of one of those, bit of an antiquated brand, you know? You don’t think of it as, like, the new cool kid in the ice cream block, but they honestly don’t use, like, a ton of chemicals and their ingredients list is pretty short. – I mean, it’s so good. – Simple ice cream really done well. – Little pricey. – I know you guys like peanut butter, guys, so I, you know, figured a lot of Ben & Jerry’s stuff would kind of, like, make its way through. You know, in the end, it wasn’t who I was hoping for, but I still think– – Who were you hoping for? – You thought the chocolate– – Well, I was hoping for Häagen-Dazs. – Häagen-Dazs what? – Hey, listen, it got close and I do think that if they had a slightly different, well, it’s really a difference in philosophy. Did they have a different distribution system to get more peanut butter throughout, like smaller chunks of peanut butter, or is it worth the delayed gratification of eating a few bites without chocolate to get the big peanut butter chunk? – We had to make a call. – I don’t know. – Well, we did know. – I mean, this is the stuff they talk about at ice cream universities. – We said we did know and we said it’s not worth it. – This is debated in classes all across America. – Nicole, what about you? What was your pick? Oh… – I was also, oh, hello. I was also Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Peanut Butter cup too. – Oh, you were? – Yeah, it’s delicious. I love Häagen-Dazs ice cream. – Okay, I’m sorry. – Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies. – Hi, Randy. – He’s back. – Hi! You wanna hear a sweet nothing? – You just got out of the restroom? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Yeah, I finished my restroom snack. Later, I’m gonna have a restroom nap. (heavy breathing) I hid your birthday present inside a dead possum. – Oh, that’s so thoughtful. – Oh, my gosh. – I can’t wait to scoop you off. (laughing) Callback. – Oh, my gosh. – Callback. – Callback, he says. – Thanks. – Hi, Josh. You wanna carpool to fight club later? – Oh, yeah, that’s great. – All right, that seems like the green option. What are you guys up to? (laughing) – We’re gonna scoop some ice cream. We’re gonna scoop off some ice cream and see who does a better job. – Hey, that sounds like a lot of fun, just don’t scoop off too much or you’ll go blind. (laughing) Callback. – Callback, okay. So, we’ve got Zeroll 12. – Wow. – Highly rated on Amazon or wherever scoops are rated, and then, (metal scraping) for the, what do you call this thing? The, like, scrapey scooper? – Yeah. – Yeah. – Built in release. – This is one of the highest rated scrapey scoopers out there. No brand name. Oh, it’s OXO, of course. – Okay, that’s a good– – I’m a big fan of all of their products. – Okay, so we’re each gonna do a scoop with this? (plates shifting) Since it’s on your side, you go ahead, ’cause I’m gonna bring that ice cream over to myself when I get ready to scoop it. – Now, I’m gonna test the waters to see how melted it is, because that gives you an, I gotta get through some of this stuff if it’s melty. – Okay. – Listen, why doesn’t he use– – Yeah, okay, it’s not bad. (laughing) – You’d kinda think a little melt is useful. – What are y’all- – Nothing. – No, no. You’re doing great. – Yeah. – You ever worked in an ice cream shop? – Never have. – Neither have I. – Yeah, I know you haven’t. – So, it’s like a corral, you know? – I gotta stand up. – Uh-oh. That’s okay. – That’s a good move though. That’s a good move. – [Link] Oh, gosh. It’s not doing what I want it to do. – Crazy on the edges. – Yeah. – Oh, gosh. – He’s letting it– – Okay, all right. (laughing) So, there’s Links’s scoop with this thing. – Good luck with that. You know, you gotta have the right consistency and… Oh, that’s not how you do it. – Very unorthodox approach. – That’s definitely not how you go about it. – He’s not classically trained, but. – I think that be an advantage to him. – It’s like a bird pecking at it. – It’s kind of a small scoop, but he’s got a good dome here on the top. – Oh, okay. – Oh. (laughing) – We have much to… (lips smacking) – Okay. – Are you gonna give us on a scale of one to 10? – The scoops are kind of blending in with the plate, I think, let’s just go scoop on the table. (laughing) – That’s one way to do it. – That way, the people can see what we’ve done here. – Should we, like, do a– – I’m gonna kinda do one of these. – Yeah, okay. So, are we judging just you right now, or? – Just give a score for each one of us. – Okay, great. – Yeah. (laughing) – The ice cream did not behave like it should. It’s like it’s been refrozen or something. – So, every time I brick a jump shot, I’m just like, the rim is tilted to the side. – Yeah, right, yeah, yeah. Is this a trick rim? – Okay. – Should we all go on one, two, three? – Yup. – No, let’s go one at a time. Nicole? – You want to? Okay. Link, I gave you 4.7. – Yes. – I think your execution was a little messy, but I know that your wrist work was wonderful. – Okay. – And, Rhett, I gave you 5.2, I’m gonna give you a few points off because there’s a little slit right there. – What are you talking about? – You see the slit? Right there! – Yeah, I faced it towards them, not you. (laughing) – But, I knew what it was, so there you go. 5.2 for you. – Okay. Okay, Josh. – Okay, so, I’ve given Link a 5.2 and then Rhett an 8.1. I was really impressed, I’ll tell you what it came down to. To me, it was, you took your time. You gathered the scoop and then you continued to sort of mash at the ice cream to form the base. Was it perfect? Not at all, like Nicole said, you had a little fissure in there, but I like to reward– – Yeah, but what’s this stuff right there? – Look at what Rhett left in his wake? I mean, he– – No, that’s you, bro! – He hacked at it! – I just did that right there! – You hacked and dug. Trevor? – Link, I gave you a 4.7. – Wow, same score. – When the scoop first came out, it was flipped upside down and it also has this big, kinda thing hanging off here. – Yeah, you don’t want that thing. – Which is not good. Rhett, I gave you a 7.2, because I love the spherical nature. (clapping) You don’t have, it’s got a nice base on the bottom there. – That’s fine, that’s fine. – It looks like it can go right on the top of a cone. – I get it. Okay, so. – Okay, now moving onto the second scoop and I’ll start over here with the Zeroll 12. Apparently they released 11 of these before they got to this one. – And you know what? You can put it right on the, (plate tapping) don’t put it on the plate, ’cause it’s much more visible on the table and that helps with judging and audience visibility. I have dark plates at home, myself. – Oh, wow, oh, wow. Shh, let the silence– (gasping) – Ha! It looks good this way, guys. Trust me, it does. Don’t look at it from that way. – Okay, now, I do know that the reason why this is such a highly rated scooper is because the heat from your body transfers in your hand. – I’ve heard about that. – And then conducts down into the scooper. – And you know what ruins that effect? If you do what with it? – Freeze it. – Put it in the dishwasher. If you put it in the dishwasher– – Oh, really? – It changes the thermo properties. Somebody told me that. – Okay. – It might be wrong. – I don’t want any of Rhett’s residue to be on the scooper. – While Link is scooping, I just wanna say, thank you for going over to mythicalcensus.com before April 10th, to participate in the Mythical Census. It’s gonna help us understand you, so we can understand what to bring you and make your lives even better. (laughing) – Yeah, if you’re, we sincerely do want you to participate in the census, because we have a lot to learn, so if you fill out everything and do everything we ask, please also do this. It’s very valuable. If you do about half the stuff or you’re not much of a commenter or participator, this is a valuable way that you can contribute to what we’re making for you, so thank you for the time, we’ll gladly give you a 15% discount at our store, mythicalcensus.com. – And we’re looking at the scientific reason behind why you can’t put that in there, because hot water will dry out the chemicals that make the thing happen. – Oh, he’s coming again. – How’s the scooping going? – It’s going pretty good, I took the first round. – You guys should do this again with human meat. – Yeah, right, yeah. (laughing) – Oh, my gosh. – We’ll do that. When human meat becomes legal, which I anticipate before 2030, we’ll do that. – I’m gonna heckle Link. Choke! Choke! Do bad, do a bad job scooping! Don’t scoop good! Oh, why are you so bad at scooping? (laughing) – Gotta get to the hard stuff. – If you did work at a ice cream place, I’d be so frustrated watching you make my cone. (laughing) Like, why’s he, what is the guy up to? What’s he trying to do? – Yeah, scoop it like you hate it. (laughing) Oh, dang, that’s pretty good, though. (laughing) That’s a pretty good scoop. Shut me up. – Okay. (laughing) Dang. Dang, y’all. (laughing) – Score away, guys. – Bob’s Big Boy after fight club? – Oh, heck yeah. Boom, blow it up. Love the big boy. – Can I come? To Bob’s Big Boy, not fight club. (laughing) – You’re not ready for either. – Are you ready? Trevor? – Oh, yes. – Okay, let’s see your score. – Link, you get a 7.1. I had to dock a little bit off for the amount of time that you were in the gallon. I agree with Rhett on if I was waiting for it. – It was embarrassing. – I would be a little bit, like, all right, let’s get to the scoop. But, it’s got, it’s full, it’s a full scoop, it’s got good spherical nature. Rhett, a 5.8, because on the front. – What front? (laughing) – On the front, there’s a big crevasse kind of going through. – Yeah, there’s a gap, man. – But look what it looks like on that side. I mean, that’s what the child sees. (mimicking squiring) – Yeah, but now I can see on this side, there’s a little bit– – The child. – Of a gash, which is where I docked points. – You want the curvature facing the child, because only childs eat ice cream in cones, right? – You know he’s not allowed around children. – Josh, what you got? Hold it high, be proud. – This was tough for me. I gave Link a 7.2 and Rhett a 7.3. – Oh, yeah! – And now, this, to me– – Oh, wow, that’s close. – Comes down to a question of who believes in instant replay, I don’t, if the ref’s view is blocked off from the foul, it did not occur. – Exactly! – Oh, gosh! But, there’s a monitor! – I saw the monitor, I disregard the monitor. – Somebody’s leg got in the way of the scoop. – Exactly. Yeah, and that’s the beauty of sports and this is a sport, so Rhett wins, in my mind. Also, I just kind of hated the motion that you were doing, it was real, kind of it was Gumby-like, you know? It was real flaily, you spent a lot of time deep in there. – Okay, it all comes down to Nicole. – Okay. – Oh, no, okay. Link, I gave you an 8.7. I was very proud of you, I feel like you gave it your all and you really went in there and you did the best you could and you did a great job, I was very proud of you. And Rhett, I gave you a 7.9, because of all this mess. – Okay, yeah. Well, you know what? I can fix it, look. – No, no, no, no. – Too late. – I can fix it. – No, his is sad now. – That’s not how sports work. – Look away, child! Look away, child! – That’s not how sports work! Oh, my gosh. – Pay no attention to the scooper behind the curtain. – The guy shooting free throws in the gym after he loses. – Yeah. – Okay, so– – Can I give a score? – Yeah. – I give you both 68, nice. (laughing) You know that joke? Nice, right? (laughing) – I’m just gonna say I do get the joke, so you don’t have to explain it. – All right. (laughing) Have fun scooping off. Bye, daddies! – Okay okay. – Okay, so, I mean, I guess we can just, if we wanna go, I won round one, you won round two, (upbeat music) we can call it a tie or we can tally the point totals. – Oh, I don’t care. (laughing) We wanna create even better content and products for you, so we’re asking you to help us by taking the Mythical Census at mythicalcensus.com, and hey, we’ll give you 15% off our store.