(cock crows) (wheel spins) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to levitate objects with our corporate fingers. – But first, we’re gonna let you know that you should not freak out but, your hair is on fire. – And don’t freak out but, it’s also naked. (laughing) – And don’t freak out, but there’s a guy right next to you who looks exactly like you and his hair is on also on fire, but there’s a small difference and we’ve got to sit here for a second and see if we can figure it out. – And don’t freak out, but what? – I’m freaking out. (laughing) – It’s too late, sorry, Kevin. – What’s in this coffee, man? (laughs) – You know the smell of burning hair is not a nice scent. – No, you ever like light a candle and you catch a couple of your finger hairs? And it’s like, it ruins the candle. – Yeah and it’s a burn. – And you’ve got those little hairs on the– – Yeah, I don’t have much. – But it’s enough to stink. – It’s enough to like, stay in the nostrils. – Why do you think that is? Why do you think our hair stinks when we burn it? Is that to keep us from burning our own hair? – I mean that’s, like, technically, a dead animal right? – Yeah. – Imagine lighting a dead animal on fire, gotta smell kinda bad. – What do you call this, because I’ve never done it. – Light as a feather, stiff as a board, I’ve never– – It’s like a kid’s seance kind of thing. – Man, we grew up in the Bible belt, there’s no ouija board, no light as a feather. It’s the only thing we did was that thing where you make each other faint. – Well, we did that we did, shall not do that. – Yeah, yeah, we did that, it’s very dangerous. – It’s actually more dangerous than the ouija board but you know. – Yeah, ironically. Right? (laughs) – So neither of you have played? – No, we haven’t. – My mum used to, in like, summer camps, apparently it was the thing , they’d like, do that. – Yeah. – So I’m excited to play. – Your mum ran a summer camp? – No, she was just an attendant. – She attended. – Okay. – Yes – Whoa. – Whoa, hey, you an expert. – Wow. – Look at what happened. – He wins. – Okay. – How do you pick up a Jenga with your finger? – A Jenga? – I imagine you’ll have to get real technical about it. – So we all gonna work together to channel the spirit of, – I think you’ve got to create a gap that we can all get our fingers in. – Yeah, we can’t, you gotta get under that right? – I feel like you’ve gotta pull out, you gotta do this. – There’s a gap here right? – What’s happening here? What’s happening? – This is a good start. – That, and then we come in here. – Wow, okay. – Okay. – Then we can all use two each? – Yeah, you get your two in there. – I think I, – I’ve got little fingers. – Okay, we gonna try and get it, – Oh, oh two each? – You can use two each, I think, just the tips. – Oh. – Hoa, hoa, hoa – This isn’t bad. – Whoa, watch out! (tiles falling) (laughing) – That was ama.. – Wow, did you see that? That was spirit, the thing was happening there. – It really, it shouldn’t have been that hard guys. – Oh, you why it didn’t work? Because we didn’t do the chants. – You have to say, Light as a feather – [Together] stiff as a board – We forgot the most important thing. – Yeah. – Right, we have other things to try, that probably looked, – Awesome, yes. – Lucas, what do you have in mind here. – [Lucas] Build a Card house. (laughing) – Build a card house. – Build a little card house. – Build a card house and then, Oh Gosh. – Okay. – I’ve also never build a card house. – Have you ever build a card house? – Like the little T-piece? – I guess. – Right? – I haven’t done that. – We gonna have to look this up on Wiki. – We are the most sheltered middle-aged men you’ ll ever meet. (laughing) – Also, cards were evil, we couldn’t play the cards. No it wasn’t that bad. – So in North Carolina, What did you do for fun, you know, you didn’t build card houses? – You know we would bowl at each other’s nuts. – Yeah, that. – I did that too, I get that. – Okay, now what? – Um, not like that. (laughter) – I think you wanna stack like this. – Yeah. – Okay. – You start with that. – Yip. – And then. – But you gotta do it. – Wow. – And then take one, you know. – My hands are so shaking. – Three cups of coffee are not good for building house cards, card houses. – And then do another one on the other side. – Why you doing it over there? – I’m sorry, I’m just practicing. – No, he’s showing you. – Lucas, is that right? – Do we have any expert card builders in the house? – I’m too shaky, why am I the one doing it? – Good question. – You guys do it. – How’s your hands? You drinking water, this is my third cup. – I’m cool and red, man. – You know what, you guys do it and I’ll whistle. – You a better whistler than..? – Yeah, matter of fact, I’ll whistle and yo yo at the same time. – I’ll sit here. (whistling) – Cards are bad. – They’re really slippery. – You know what? – I don’t know why I’m whistling on a Christmas tune. – Is that against the rules? To bend them? – No, you can do anything you want. – This is the Rhett and Link show, man. – That’s right. – Yeah. (whistling continues) – So now, bend that one, bend that one, you wanna come in here. (chuckles) – Think that I wanna see. – Here, I’ll help you. – I’ll start making them. – I’ll tell you guys, this is not how I wanted to allocate our magical time. (laughter) – Building house cards? – Yeah, I thought we were gonna be doing like a levitation part – Here. – Okay, that’s pretty good. – That’s great, that’s excellent. – That’s pretty good. – Look at this. – That’s pretty good, we just like, – We’ll stack a little, this is the barrier. Oh, you mess it up man. – We just reinforce it, – Yeah, that’s right. – We just reinforce it. – Just keep it going. – Just a bunch of corners. – You know what, let’s just levitate the plate. – This is what my house will look like one day. – [Woman] This is so hard to watch. (laughter) – [Woman] But yes, I think that’s ready now. – Yeah, there’s enough standing up. But there has to be a sufficient amount of balance. In order for it to happen. This is good because it’s circular, it’s gonna be easy. You’ve got this one in the bag. – All right, here we go. – That is the, it’s like a, it’s a very modernist. – Here we go. – Its like a Stone hinge. – Oh we’ve got this, this one is like oh, – Light as a feather, join in. (together) Light as a feather stiff as a board. (together) Light as a feather stiff as a board. – Oh guys, what happened. – All that and you just blew it over? – I didn’t blow it over, what are you talking about? – And you ruined the perfectly good stack of cards. – We saw it man, there’s a Cameraman, they’re gonna catch it. – There’s a spirit here. – Now, now we gotta go guys. – Oh, wow, okay. – All right, this is just a lunch break? – Sandwich tray. – Okay, just feeling it. (together) Light as a feather stiff as a board. (together) Light as a feather stiff as a board. (together) Light as a feather stiff as a board. – Hey, are you guys lifting, I’m not lifting , – I’m not doing anything, I wasn’t doing anything, – I’m not even touching it. – I’m not doing anything, I’m not doing anything. – You guys got this. – You not doing anything? – I’m not doing anything. – I’m doing something. – I’m not doing anything. – Because if I wasn’t doing anything, it will be kinda like that. (laughter) – I knew that whoever dropped it will get the Sandwich in the lap. So I was like, I’m gonna wait for Link to– – Did you catch that? – I’m glad I saved one. – Whoa, hey look at that. – Delicious. – What else can we lift? – I’ll tell you, the spirits are strong here today. – Hey let’s do one, let’s do it the way they actually do it, where they like, you convince yourself that you not actually doing any work. – Right. – We trying too hard, we just trying too hard. – Okay, that’s like a lot of trying. – I don’t wanna spill it taking it from you. – All right, three sides. – How are we gonna do this, I got an idea here. Start with that. – Ah yes, look at that. – What? – [Woman] We have a poncho jacket situation for Gavin, but I’m sorry guys, we don’t have one for the two of you. – You guys don’t get to wear one? Well if you’re gonna wear one I don’t wanna wear one. – That’s a cool jacket. – Well. Yeah, yeah, take off that leather. – Yeah that’s fine. – You sure, you don’t wanna wear this Charles River apparel? – All right fine , yeah sure. – I think that will look good on you. – We’ll support Charles River. – I don’t know what else you have to do today but we ain’t gotta do nothing except smell like OJ. – How many people have been spilled on in this thing? – I wouldn’t know, I’ve never seen it before. – That’s a virgin jacket. – Okay, just found it in the back alley. – That thing is sleek , was that for, like, biking? Not being seen at night? – That’s a good look on you man. – Thanks dude, I think I’m gonna walk away with it by accident. – You like the cool new Lab Assistant, like hey, I’m not gonna wear the Lab coat, I’m wearing – I’ve got your results. – the Lab windbreaker. – The Lab windbreaker. Okay, let’s do this guys. – Let’s really try. – Say the chant, don’t lift. (chanting) Light as a feather stiff as a board. – I’m not doing anything. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. – This is phenomenal. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a mimosa, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a– – What’s happening over there on your side, Link? – His hands are shaky. – I’m sweating, man. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. – Okay, guys, on the count of three, everyone is going to drop – No – and grab a Mimosa okay? – Yeah, okay. I’m gonna grab the one to my right, you got it everybody. – It’s three, two, one, grab. – Three, two, one, grab okay? – So grab is on zero. – Okay, all right. – Three. – Hold up, it’s three, two, one, grab. – Whoever spills is cursed forever. (laughter) – Okay Three, two, one. (glass falling) (Laughing and screaming) – Hey, nobody got some, no? it’s just on the, it’s just on the table. – You know what? – What a perfect to serve a Mimosa. (laughing) – Cheers man. – Clink it, – cheers – and sink it. – Oh, that’s tasty. – That had some Mimosa in it. – Yup. – Delicious. – [Woman] I wanna see Wushu, we gotta see Wushu. – Oh, we brought Wushu and we gotta, we can’t not do that. – Wushu is a dog. – Oh, I was wondering. – We gonna put him in a pizza box apparently. (laughter) – I’m gonna try and get this out of Wushu’s way. – Wushu. – Well we, we make a mess here man, I swear. – You guys are really good at that. – Look how he just completely settled into the pizza box, like, he’s like ah sure. – Okay , look at that. So I’m gonna hold Wushu. (laughing) – Okay, Wushu. – Theresa, where you at? Why don’t you come closer? – You are a cute. – Wushu goes to this all the time. – This is Theresa’s dog Wushu. – Wushu just seems to be along for the ride for everything. – Wushu is our favorite employee. – What, you so soft. – He really are, you put something on Wushu? Coconut oil? You brush him everyday? That’s a good mum, well done. – Brush him everyday? – You sound like him, they get real soft. – Okay. – Like real soft yeah. You want a sandwich? – I know you want that sandwich. – We will give you a sandwich if you let us lift you, just a little lift. – Right, here we go. We are not going to drop Wushu. – No we’re not, no we’re not. – No, he is not a Mimosa. – We could do the three, two, one catch thing again. That was fun. – Okay, you’ll get a treat later, but for now you gotta do your internet thing. Okay here we go. – Hold on, hold on buddy, hold on Wushu, hold on we have to lift you. – Sit. – We have to let the spirit lift you. – All of that. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (laughing) – Woah, do you see what he’s doing right there? (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. (chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. – Wow, he’s really just settled there. He’s like, I could get used to this. – He knows he’s king up there, he’s like, I see all you peasants down there. – Whoa okay. – Good grab, good grab. – That was worth it. – Last thing we wanted on this show was, well you could have died before we would’ve dropped Wushu, I’m just being honest. – Yeah. (laughing) – We wanna create even better content and products for you, so we are asking you to help us by taking the Mythical Census at mythicalcensus.com and hey, we’ll give 15% off our store.