(rooster crows) (lion roars) (Rhett and Link exclaim) – Do you have it? Welcome to “Good Mythical More”, everybody. – I haven’t looked it. – We’re joined by Jenna. We’re joined by Craig the snake, we’re gonna get a quarantine update from the two of them, but first, Rhett, if you were correct, then I have to find something around here and create a mustache on my face, and then let out a cackle, fit for a cartoon villain. If not, you’ve gotta do that. – Okay, and it is tails! That means that I have to make a mustache, and I found a banana. – That’ll be good to eat after eating those onions. Oh, you were really prepared for this. – Well, I’ve got a lot of rubber bands, because I’m using a lot of rubber bands to… Like, I’ve got an iPad that’s got rubber bands on it. – Yeah. – So I’m gonna just try to… Should I go up? Cartoon villain mustache goes up. – All right. – Maybe twist one time. – Oh, you might lose an eye in this process. That’s good. That’s good. Come on. You can do it. – Okay. – It just looks like you’ve got a banana strapped to your face. (Jenna laughs) – I’m Banana Man! (laughs) – Wow. – I’ll get you with my bananastache. It’s going into my mouth. – Jenna? – Yes. – Oh, here we go. – Thanks for joining us. Man, you’ve got all kinds of wildlife there. You’ve got like a skeleton behind you, and is that a zebra? – Oh yeah, yeah. The skeleton, that’s Charlie, we love her. She’s just hanging out. – Is that a relative? – Yeah, yeah. – When you move to your left, there’s another skeleton on the– – Oh yeah, this my creepy corner. – It’s like a bird skeleton. – This is my creepy corner. (laughs) – Now is that you or Laura that makes the creepy decisions? – It’s mutual, yeah, we make those decisions together, yeah. – Speaking of creepy, you’ve been caretaker of Craig the snake for a while, and you’ve been going into the studio in normal times. – Yeah, normal times. – But you decided to bring him into your domestic life in order to stay in quarantine. – Yeah, it wasn’t feasible. I couldn’t go to the office to take care of him, so yeah, Laura and I busted him out and he’s been staying with us in quarantine. – There he is. – You know, Jenna, it’s not really… I guess it is my place to say this, but if you want to keep Craig at your house, just sort of, indefinitely when things get back to normal, you are welcome to. – I will run that by Laura. We’re technically not allowed to have pets, so I don’t know if… I haven’t talked to my landlord, it’s fine. It’s all fine. – It’ll be fine, he doesn’t watch the show. – We should share with the Mythical Beasts watching, most of them don’t know that your roommate Laura, who we’ve been mentioning, you guys have been best friends like, for a really long time and she does makeup for us. – Yeah. – For GMM. – We’ve been best friends since we were about 13. And Craig’s going into my shirt right now. – Oh wow, it’s getting very personal. – I don’t know if I should scoot this back. – You need to set some sort of boundaries there, I think you guys need to have a discussion. – Listen, there’s no boundaries here. – So what’s it like having Craig at the house? – It’s been good, we have him set up right next to our balcony door, so he gets a lot of the sun out there, and it’s like, in our living room. He’s super chill. He’s gotten a lot more active. I mean, it was an adjustment, so now the frozen mice are in my freezer. But it’s been a lot of fun, every time Laura and I are on calls with friends or family, like on House Party of FaceTime or whatever people are using, they all ask about Craig, he’s like the celebrity. They wanna see how Craig is doing. Some of them still freak out, when I’m like holding him and stuff. Craig, get the heck out of my shirt. – Has he made anymore of that gurgling noise? Well, and let me just set to context for everyone. So before we had to work from home, like a couple of weeks before, I’m walking back to my office, which involves walking past Craig’s area, and I thought that a pipe had burst in the wall, like it was like a (gurgling) very long sound, and I was like, oh man, we gotta call somebody. And I go back towards the sound and realize that it is the snake, Craig, that is making this noise. – What end was it coming out of? – His mouth, I’m pretty sure. Their butthole’s not big enough for that kind of noise. (laughter) – Seriously? – Yeah, he was burping or something. – Good news, he definitely has not made that sound again. But we took him to vet after he made that weird noise and the vet said he was fine. But yeah, he hasn’t done it all since he’s been here. – Did the vet say that was a normal sound? – Did the vet explain the noise? – Yeah, he said most likely he may have got something stuck in his mouth, like a little wood chipping or something, but they said if he didn’t do it again, he was fine. But they listened to his breathing, ’cause it could have also been a respiratory thing, but yeah, he’s fine. They gave him a clean bill of health and nothing weird has happened. But one thing I’ve had noticed, ’cause we’re not at the office late at night, but Craig is very active at night. – You talking about dancing? Like on TikTok and stuff? – Oh yeah, he’s all about TikTok now. (laughs) – What do you mean active? – ‘Cause we have the tree branch and stuff in his cage, he’ll climb all up on top of the tree branch and around it, and I won’t be paying attention, and then all of a sudden, you just hear this like, tree branch scrape on glass sound. – Oh wow. – ‘Cause he moves it. Hi, bud. – You don’t flinch at all when he puts his face right next to yours. – He’s so comfy with me now. He lets me kiss him on the head, and like, he used to never be okay with me kissing him on the head. (Rhett laughs) – What would he do, bite you? – No, he would just flinch, he would just get nervous, and be like, why is someone touching me. He’s gotten used to my affection. – Well, he’s definitely being handled a lot more than… It wasn’t like he was being neglected, but there’s only a few people, you being one of them, in the office who are like, very enthusiastic about Craig’s presence in general. – Yeah. – I know he’s not well-loved by me or Link. (laughs) – That’s definitely true. So what’s your quarantine like besides snake time? – I’ve been making a bunch of candles. (laughs) – Oh. – I’ve been doing that a lot. – Out of what, like fat? You know, like human fat? – Human fat? (laughs) Yeah, that Craig digests for me. All the people still not social distancing. (laughter) No, it’s just soy wax that I get, and then I break wine glasses, so this is an old wine glass that it was made out of. – Do you file it down afterwards or something? – Um, there’s like a little piece that didn’t quite get filed. Like, sometimes it’s imperfect, because I don’t have a fancy sander. – Do you have electricity in your apartment? – Oh look, he’s doing the Link. – Oh yeah, you gotta make that weird face I made, Jenna. – You’re gonna break my glasses. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is. – Oh wow, there it is, you’re a meme! You’re a meme! You’re a meme, Jenna! – I’m gonna take my glasses off. – No, no, no, you’re supposed to push– – Snakes like to run atop the top of glasses. – And now he’s gonna do a huge crap on the floor, if it’s anything like what happened to me. – He pooped yesterday, so I hope he’s fine. I hope, I don’t want the poop outside of his cage, or on me. – Okay, so one of the things you were talking about doing– – Now, you’ve been binge watching movies, I was gonna ask you and Rhett about that. – Well, you’re the one who suggested “VelociPastor”– – Did you watch it? – Right at the beginning of this. I still haven’t watched it. – I’ve been telling everyone to watch “VelociPastor”. It is so bad in the best way. It’s on Amazon. – So what is it? It’s a preacher who becomes a Velociraptor? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, he’s a preacher who goes through a lot and decides to go to China and then cuts his hand on a fossil and then becomes “VelociPastor”. – Yeah, ’cause that could happen. – Yeah, and so he teams up with this prostitute who’s also getting her law degree and doctorate at the same time, to fight evil. (laughs) – So what’s her name, if he’s “VelociPastor”? – She doesn’t turn into anything crazy. It’s just– – ProstiParalegal? – She’s already interesting enough, she’s a prostitute. – There’s like one line in it where she goes, “I’m also getting my doctorate and my PhD, “but no one asked me about that.” And you’re just like, what? – Have you found anymore of those B movies like that? ‘Cause I know you like that kind of thing. – (laughs) What have I been watching lately? I’ve been just going through the series, like I’ve been binging, I’m on “Star Wars” now. – Okay. – So at the moment, I’m just going through all the tried and true… Don’t go in my– – Nose? – Yeah, he was gonna go in my nose. I like felt his tongue on my eyelashes too. – Oh gosh. – This is the most physical contact I’ve gotten in months, guys. (laughter) This is all I have. – Okay, listen, let’s not make this awkward. – I’ve been watching all the “Star Wars”. We’ve been going through “The Lord of the Rings” too, ’cause Laura hadn’t seen that yet. – Oh. – Oh, really? – I was like, this is my moment, yes! – Is she responding in a way that is pleasing? Like, is she blown away and floored by the story? – She is responding in a way that is pleasing, but they are very long movies, so we need to take breaks. – Well, ’cause a lot of times, there are some people are just not… And I get it. Some people are just not into the whole fantasy thing. And you get so excited about showing them “Lord of the Rings”, and then they’re just kind of like, okay, and those people need to be made into candles. (laughter) – It’s fine, we’re wrapping things up at this point anyway. – We can still hear you. – Yeah, we can still hear you. – Jenna, thanks for taking care of Craig. I’m gonna speak for him, it’s so fun being at your house. I wonder what would happen if you just left him out, where he would nestle. I’m not suggesting it, it’s just hypothetical. Kind of the existence of “The VelociPastor”. Just fun to think about, but not to actually do. – And also, I will say, that we actually don’t know if Craig is a male, and it is very difficult to determine whether a snake is male or female. I mean, there was a YouTube video that I once looked at and the process that you have to go through to figure it out is something that I’m like, you know what, we’ll just call Shepherd’s snake, Moose, and that’s what we do, could be a male or a female. – Unless one day Craig starts pumping out babies. Oh gosh. – Please don’t let him reproduce while he’s under your care. – Yeah, me neither. Okay, good luck with that. – Okay, thanks, Jenna. Be safe. Join the Mythical Society third degree quarterly or annual plan at mythicalsociety.com to get the “Rhett and Link on Vacation” vinyl release.