(rooster crows) (lion roars) (large drum thuds) – Hup! Okay! – All right, welcome to Good Mythical MORE! Trevor, welcome to the hangout, buddy! – Hello, hello! – All right, Rhett, if your were correct in choosing tails that means I have to text Mythical chef, Josh, “Hey man, how much are you lifting these days?” (Rhett laughs) He doesn’t know we’re gonna be texting him, whoever loses, so tell me, what is it? – Here it is. It’s heads. – Did you change it? – No, it came up, I woulda changed it for me to win, not to lose. – Yeah, that’s true. – It’s heads. Okay, so I’m gonna text Josh here, oh gosh. – So Trevor, I dunno how often you text Josh, but we don’t do that. – You don’t do that? – We do not do that. – I text him every once in a while. Usually just checking up, making sure he’s eating his vegetables and stuff. – Over this quarantine you’re, like, mothering him? – Yeah, a little bit. He’s asked me for a lot of video gaming tips. I think he’s trying to fill his time with things, so he’s asked me to help him with Skyrim. He’s been playing a lot of Skyrim. – Skyrim! What are you playing these days? – What am I playing? Oh shoot, everything. I’ve been playing a lot of League of Legends, a lot of Valorant. – What about that keyboard behind you there? You been doing some musical stuff? You holding back on us? – I have been, yeah! No, I have been. I’ve been finally, you know, gotten motivated to practice playing piano again, so– – All right, let’s hear something! – Right now? Oh gosh! (Link laughs) That’s a lot of pressure! – Give us a little Bo Burnham! – I’ll let, oh, Bo Burnham? I wish I was as good as Bo Burnham. All I know are sad songs and I don’t wanna make you guys sad, so– (Rhett laughs) – Okay, then we won’t play sad songs. Now first of all, Josh is responding to me and Josh does not, I don’t think Josh knows my number because he’s not in my contacts. I always contact him through Slack or email. – Okay. – I see I got the three dots going. There’s a response coming back to, “Hey man, how much you lifting these days?” (laughs) – So, he doesn’t know it’s you? All right, so we’re gonna play a game until– – Hold on, he didn’t respond! He did the three dots and then he lost heart! – Just put in parenthesis, “This is Rhett.” – I don’t wanna! – What if I just text him and said, “Respond to the text”? Just real vague, like, so that he… – Okay, let’s try that. – Okay, I’m gonna do it. – So, we’re gonna play, just for those of you who are still interested, we’re gonna play Two Ridiculous Truths And One Ridiculous Lie because, you know, this is more ridiculousness after watching the How Ridiculous… That is the name of their channel, right? I just had a brain fart. – It’s called How Ridiculous. – Yeah, that’s what I said, How Ridiculous. – Okay, I’m gonna, I’ll go first. I’m gonna read you again two ridiculous truths and one ridiculous lie. – In that order? Okay, yeah, that’s helpful. – And you guess which one is the ridiculous lie, which, by the way, as I’m sure you found, this is a very difficult game to play with you, Link, considering that you were there for most of the ridiculous things or I have told the ridiculous story of my ridiculous thing at some point. – In my presence, yeah. – Okay, when I was a kid, I had a tree in the woods that I would talk to, but I would only talk to that particular tree about the girls I had crushes on. (Trevor laughs) – So it was a love life tree confessional. – I hope that’s the truth. – Here’s the second one. I once took a crap while on a conference call. And number three: sometimes, when I’m outside and totally alone, I’ll pull down my pants to let the sun shine on my butt because it feels so good, although I do worry that someone is watching me from a satellite. (Trevor laughs) – Now, I know this man way too well, but I will say that these are not obvious to me, but that being said, Trevor, I’m gonna let you verbally process these. – Yeah, I mean, I feel like I am at a bit of a disadvantage because you two do know each other so well, but I really want the first and the last one to be true just of my own personal satisfaction. That’s what I’m hoping for and so in that, I think I’m gonna have to say that I don’t think you’ve pooped on a conference call. I’m hoping that you haven’t pooped on a conference call. – Okay – ‘Cause I think the other ones are funnier and want them to be true. – But the thing about pooping on a conference call is, if you do it right, the risk is low. I mean, if you just turn your video off and you turn your audio off. I know a lot of people are proving now that’s difficult. – I didn’t say video conference. I just said conference call. It could also have just been a phone call. That is up for grabs as well. – If you’re willing to mute a phone call and talk trash about the people on the call and, Rhett, I’m not saying that you do that, but, I’m saying that everyone, there’s a time when you feel motivated that you just, so they have to do it. You have to turn to somebody in the room and talk a little trash about someone on the call and you mute it. That’s just as risky, if not more risky, you could get fired over that, depending on where you work, but crapping while on a call, you’re not gonna get fired over that, if there’s no video involved. If there’s just some grunting and plopping, you’re not gonna get fired. (Trevor laughs) – It depends on who you work for. – We wouldn’t fire him! We would applaud it. – Yeah. (Trevor laughs) Okay, so what’s your guess? Are you agreeing with Trevor? – I think that one’s so easy. The last one about pulling down your pants to get sunshine on your butt cheeks? That’s just… If that’s true, you better tell me a specific example of that. (Trevor laughs) I know we went camping that one time with Mike and we got naked at the top of this mountain and jumped in this icy-cold lake and then we bathed in the sun on a rock in the middle of the lake and I think the rock was small, so I think we took turns, and if that’s what you’re referring to, that seems a little bit different than this. So, I’m saying that that one’s the lie, man. You’ve crapped on a conference call. (Trevor laughs) – Okay, it is true that I had a tree in the woods that I would talk to, but I would only talk to that particular tree about the girls I had crushes on. – Did you call it something? – No, but I actually, the last time I talked to that tree was when I had decided that I was gonna marry Jessie. I’m not kidding, so still like 20 years ago, but like– – That’s so sweet! (Rhett laughs) – And I haven’t talked to the tree since! – You were a grown-ass college student and you walked down to the woods and talked to a tree? – Yeah, man. – That’s the best thing ever! I love that. – See, Trevor appreciates this. – I’m gonna go find a tree, yeah! – Everybody needs a tree! – Trevor, you look like you need a crap on this conference call. Why are you pulling your knees up like that? (Rhett laughs) – ‘Cause it’s kinda cold in my room and I’m trying to get cozy, I’m sorry! – It’s getting cold, you’re about to go out there and play some sad songs. What kinda sad songs do you play back there? – A lot of Ed Sheeran, a lot of One Direction. Just the usual stuff. – Yeah, we’d get copyright strikes if you started doing that. – Yeah, I won’t. – It is true that sometimes when I’m outside and totally alone, I’ll pull down my pants to let the sun shine on my butt because it feels so good, although I do worry that someone is watching me from a satellite. – Yes! – You get sun on the front? – Yeah, sometimes, but usually the butt. (Trevor laughs) Now, I do this, I do this at my own home. – No, that’s a dub! That’s a dub right there. I’m so happy. – Now, here’s the thing. – I don’t even know what a dub is. What’s a dub? – A win? A W? – A W. A win. – So… I don’t do it often, but I do, you know, a couple times a year at least and I would highly recommend it and there’s a very funny TikTok (laughs) of a guy explaining, which is not why I’m doing it, he actually, there’s a TikTok where he’s explaining why he tans his butthole. I’m not tanning my butthole, that’s not what I’m doing. I just like the feeling of sun on my bum. – Oh my gosh! (laughs) – Now, I get naked and jump in my pool, but you’re just talking about pulling your pants down a little bit and then pulling them back up. – Not really, I’m talking about pulling my pants– – Off? – Down and like sunbathing naked. – But they’re round your ankles? – Well, sometimes they might be off. – It’s better if they’re off! – Yeah – If they’re round your ankles, that’s just plain weird! And if they’re just below your butt cheeks, I was picturing you just like outside with your belt just below your butt cheeks. – Just mooning the world! (Rhett laughs) – Yeah, just mooning! – Okay well, I mean, I’ll do that next time. I have never taken a crap on a conference call, but I’ve gotten very close and I’ve thought about it. – All right, we need to move on, hear Trevor. – All right, Trevor, give us yours. Okay, so, the first one is that I was at a music show in downtown LA and saw a person turkey-baste White Claw directly into their butt. (Rhett laughs) The second is, I was attacked by a deer outside my house back when I was living in Idaho and the deer stole my lunch. – Oh my gosh, these are both great! – The final one is that I made out with and went on a couple dates, I guess, with a witch. Like, a literal witch. Like, she cast spells, so… – She cast spells, like a love spell? – Because you’re in Los Angeles, there’s no doubt you’ve dated a witch. Now, the deer thing, that is… – I’ve seen a deer attack someone on a viral video, but after a deer attacks, the front legs come up and do this. I don’t know how they do this and then turn and grab a lunch and run off. – With the mouth, you know? It just like snatched it up off the ground, ’cause I was very flustered and dropped it. – You don’t know. You weren’t there. This is a lie. – This isn’t a lie. – What was the first one? – First one was White Claw in the butt. – White Claw! – Turkey baster? – White Claw with a turkey baster. – Directly into the butt? – Yeah. – He probably saw that, he probably saw that. Again, and that’s a crazy thing to make up. I mean, making up the deer thing– – I’m gonna pick the least crazy one. He hasn’t dated a witch. – I’m going with the deer. Deer is a lie. – Okay, so, I did see someone at a music show in downtown LA turkey-baste White Claw into their butt and I did date a witch. – Yes! Yes! – The deer did not steal my lunch or attack me. – Yeah, there were holes in that story. I can’t even remember if I got it right. – No, you didn’t, but I did. I just texted Josh, “I saw you starting to respond.” (laughs) I didn’t text anything else. Still has not responded to me. – Say, “This is Rhett.” We gotta get some response. – Well, then he’ll know it’s a joke. – We gotta know how much he’s lifting. – I don’t want him to know it’s a joke. – All right, I wrote down my truths and lie. I love mushrooms on my salad, I’ve never pulled a tooth and one time I stole a Nesquik from a convenience store. – Very short. – Yeah. – Okay, so, say those again. – I’ve never pulled a tooth, one time I stole a Nesquik from a convenience store, I love mushrooms on my salad. – Okay, there’s no doubt that, well, actually, you know what, Trevor, you go first ’cause I know him too well. – Dang it, I was ready to get some hints. I don’t know your opinion on mushrooms. I feel like it’s a weird thing to go on salad, but doesn’t seem that unlikely. I’ve been in a place where I’ve wanted chocolate milk that bad, so like I get it, if that’s true. (Link laughs) – Thank you – Never pulling a tooth, that doesn’t seem like something that’s that unlikely. I could just see some kids don’t wanna pull teeth and they just wait for them to fall out. I don’t know, I think it’s the mushrooms on the salad. I don’t think you like mushrooms on salad. That’s kinda bizarre. – Okay, there’s absolutely no doubt that the tooth pulling thing is true, in my mind. You’ve never told me this, but I know how you think about things and knowing that you would get queasy doing it makes me think you’ve never done it. You have stolen something from a convenience store before, but I don’t think it was Nesquik, but surely you didn’t do the classic thing where you tell a thing that’s true and then change one detail to make it a lie because that’s cheating in Two Truths And A Lie, so I doubt you did that, but… You do like uncooked mushrooms and not cooked mushrooms, if I remember correctly, so maybe you did break the rule of Two Truths And A Lie and change one detail about what you stole, so I’m gonna go with that. Your lie is stealing Nesquik from a convenience store because it was actually something else. – It is true I have never pulled a tooth from my mouth or anyone else’s. My Aunt Vicky would pull my teeth. She’d wrap a Kleenex around it and she’d pull it out ’cause she was a lunch lady! Lando, since we’ve been in quarantine, Lando has lost four teeth and I got video of him pulling his last tooth. I don’t know he’d want me to share that because he was so scared and then, he was more afraid after it was out than when he was pulling it. It was so weird, but I was like, “I feel you, man. “It’s scary to pull a tooth.” It is also true that I love mushrooms on my salad and I didn’t know if you would know that, since you guys know that I’m so picky, but like a raw mushroom, just sliced, I like a good, Trevor, what’s that white mushroom that you slice and put on salads? – White mushroom. – What? – White mushrooms are baby bellas. – Yeah, I like those, man, on a salad. I don’t like cooked mushrooms. – That’s ridiculous, man! (laughs) – I know. – It was hard to come up with something. I’ve never stolen a Nesquik, but I wasn’t cheating ’cause I hadn’t thought that I had stolen anything from a convenience store. I think David Bus tried to get me to steal something from a convenience store, but I didn’t do it. I stole a, like either a rock or a seed from a hardware store, my grandad made me return it, but I would totally steal a Nesquik from a convenience store, if I was, if the timing was right. – Yeah, I get that. – Okay, well, so, I mean, I got it right. Josh has not responded to me. I’m gonna call him. – Wait, so did we all win one? (phone rings) – We all won one, which means we have to endure Rhett calling Josh. (phone rings) (phone rings) – He’s not gonna answer! I mean, I wouldn’t either. (phone rings) Wonder what kinda voicemail he’s got. (phone rings) (phone rings) – Please leave your message for– – Ah, he disguised his voice for his voicemail. – He’s probably working out right now. (voicemail beeps) – Hey, bro, how much you lifting these days? I’m interested, why aren’t you answering me? I need to know how much you’re lifting these days ’cause I wanna know if you’re lifting more than me (Trevor laughs) and I don’t mean the amount, I mean how often. How often are you lifting these days? I shoulda, maybe I shoulda said that. Maybe I’ll put you on the spot, maybe you thought I was asking how many pounds are you lifting in one lift, but I didn’t specify which lift so what I’m saying is how often are you working out? I want to know who is doing it more, me or you. Call me back, thanks, bro. – All right, Trevor, thanks for hanging out with us, man. – Yeah, thank you, guys, this was fun. – [Rhett] Grab a Proud Mythical Beast tee and bumper sticker, only available for 48 hours at mythical.com. 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