(rooster crowing and lion roaring) (quacking) – Welcome to good Mythical More. We’re gonna taste test these insect snacks. – But first we’re going to tell a 10 word story. Why don’t you start? – Scooting – Can – Cause – Rashes – But – If – You – Oil – Your – Scooting can cause rashes, but, [Both] but if your oil your… – Wheels… That’s the last word. – Game on. – I mean like, you need to be on, you need to move over to Link’s side to count because he never knows when– – Usually David Hill would be standing over there going… – Right, and so it’s like you said, your and I– – I thought we had one more. – That was the last… Scooting can cause rashes, but if you oil your wheels, I dunno, that kind of makes sense. Scooting can cause rashes, but if you oil your wheels, you’re implying– – That it’s going to be pleasurable. – It’ll be fine, be fine. – That’s what I do with my dog, ooh, I oil her wheels. – Speaking of rashes, look at that. I am, I’ve donned the Mythical Society Cloak, which is the quarterly collectible item. – I’ve got a rash. – If you sign up for the third degree monthly plan by July 31st, you will get one and it’s so cozy. It’s a blanket– – With a hood on it. – With a hood on it. – I mean, what more do you need? – And it’s got, it’s got a big hump back on it. No, that’s just, it’s got the logo on the back. I’ve got it over my, got it over my seat. – All right, let’s say some larvae. Now can somebody just tell me– – Larvets. – Is a, okay, a single larva is, is a larva and then multiple larva are larvae? – I think that’s right. So wait, what flavor is that? This one is cheddar cheese. – This is Mexican spice. – This one’s barbecue. – Larva or is it larvae? – And then this one is– – [Stevie] Larva is the singular form, while larvae is plural. – Well larvae are way better than scorpi-yae. – I think this one’s Buffalo flavored. And then this one is spicy cayenne pepper. – And also– – 43% protein by weight and a great source of iron and zinc. – 43% protein by weight? Okay, this is Mexican spice. – I mean, I mean, you would think that there’s not protein in it. You would think it’s just like fiber, ’cause it’s like a husk, it just seems like. – Yeah, but these are like, excellent compared to scorpion. – Yeah. – Like I could eat these all day. They’re not gross at all. – I don’t love that spice, but I think I’m gonna love the– – You like cheese? – Cheese. Cheese it. Yeah, ’cause these right here. – Oh yeah. – The crunch on these is nice. There’s nothing gushing out. – They don’t have that weird thing that makes them so bitter. What is that, what’s up with y’all scorpions? – I guess people start to crave that scorpion taste? Because I mean– – Somebody is out there. – They’re inaccessible, here, cut this one for me. – What flavors is that? – Barbecue. Original worm snacks. There’s also sugar, salt, soy flour, some other stuff. Not recommended for people with a shellfish allergy. Good thing Jen is not here. Shellfish allergy? You can’t eat– – Oh, that’s the best so far. – Is it stronger tasting? – It just tastes like a barbecue chip. Now that’s good. – Yeah. But a lot more protein. I mean, I think what they could do is they could hammer these down and form ’em into a chip. And then I think you’re really onto something. – Well, here’s the thing, you said it was 43% protein. Well, the entire package is 10 calories and one gram of protein. So you’ve got to eat a lot of these to get your protein. – I mean– – And also to get your calories, 10 calories? – I have 20 grams of protein in my smoothie every morning, so that’s 20 packs. You could eat, I could eat 20 packs of these for breakfast, in a smoothie. – I feel like at that– – I mean, it is a small pack. You almost, if you start to really like these, which I don’t yet, you could, you could probably eat this in one chomp. – Look at what’s happening right there. – Something crawling on you? – Look at that. – It’s a rash. – You think I’m allergic to scorpions? – Did you just feel that come up or something? – I mean, I noticed it a second ago when I started scratching and I was like, dang man, I don’t, I mean, I haven’t gotten a rash like that in a long time. – You might be allergic to markers. Did you get any marker on you, on your hand? – No, I don’t feel anything weird. – The scorpion that I ate the first time I ate a scorpion was three times as large as the scorpion that we ate today. And I was like, I ate that whole thing. I don’t know how I did it. I don’t know why I did it. – I don’t remember what– – For the views man. – It got a lot of views. It was our most viewed video for a long time. – And we ate a bunch of other bugs that, oh, these are thicker. These have, these you can kind of see that there’s something dark inside of the– – They haven’t been cleaned. – What flavor is it? Look, I mean, look at all the, is that, is that larva poop inside of it? – These are different. They’re not bad. – They are not as good. – Now there’s a lot more protein in these. – Yeah, they’re not dried out as much. Ooh, and they’re spicy. – There’s 20 grams of protein in, well, I don’t know. 20 grams of protein in, how many grams we got here? – I mean, if you– – 50 grams– – Compare the size of these two. – Oh yeah, this is only two grams. – These are a novelty, these are a joke. But these other ones. I mean, look at the size difference. Morgan, can you see that? I mean, if you look at– – Do you think I’m going to be okay? – I’m not concerned about it. – You can’t see that on camera that much. – Does it burn? – No, it just itches like the devil. – Just scratch it like the devil. – But what else could I have gotten into? – Why, from an evolutionary standpoint, do things itch like that? – I know what it is. I just figured it out. – Well keep your eyes in your head and tell me. – Like there’s a guy on TikTok who can pop his eyes out of his head, I’m trying to be him. – Ooh, I mean, they really bulgin’. Don’t do that. – No, you can get them completely out. Okay. All right, I’m trading in my car. This is a good story. I’m gonna tell you a good story. I’m trading in my car– – Can I hear the story instead of eating this other bag? I wanna try this last bag. – I’m trading in my car, but the car that I’m trading in, the battery is currently dead. And the people who I’m trading it in to, they had all these pictures that they wanted me to take of the car. And so I was like, my car has got pollen all over it, but I can’t get it up to my house to wash it. So I connected three hoses and you know, like down the hill and I almost died because I threw the hose and the hose hit a tree branch and wrapped around it and tied itself in a knot. And I’m sitting in the yard on that slope, which is like this, like basically like rappelling off of this tree on my slope with my– – Garden hose? – Garden hose. And eventually it broke the whole limb of the tree off and I had to untie the knot, ’cause I had tightened it. I don’t know how it tied itself in a knot. Then I washed the whole, whoop, I washed the car. Then I started taking pictures and I realized that there is a, there’s a fire, you know the fire plant? – Yeah. – It’s like that succulent and it gets really tall and it– – It turns orange. You shouldn’t touch it. – There’s one in front of the car, and so I have to get in the car, put it in neutral, turn it on, but it’s not on, but put it in neutral, no power, no power steering, no power for the brakes and move it down the hill a little bit so I can get out of the way of the fire plant, but I don’t move it far enough. So I’m taking pictures and then I reach and I pushed the fire plant out of the way with this arm last night. And it came in contact right there, pushed it out of the way, held it down, pushed it all the way down. Then I went back and took a picture. And this is what happens when you touch a fire plant with your hand. I know you might not be able to see this, but I’ve got like a poison ivy breakout happening right there. But at least I’m not gonna die from eatin’ scorpions, – But you’ll probably lose your arm, though. I don’t recommend these. 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