If we can’t draw, we gotta eat scorpion claw. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) – Good mythical morning. – Okay, let’s both close our eyes and then point at the person who you think the statement most closely corresponds to. – Okay. – Okay? Who’s the better drawer? – Who’s the sorer loser? – Who’s the more gracious winner? – Who’s got the bigger balls? – Oh. – What? – Nothing. – We weren’t talking about you, not at all. Okay, today we’re gonna get answers to this and more because it’s time for Draw Things Real Quick and Try Not To Bomb It. If Stevie Can’t Guess It, You’ll Find Scorpions In Our Vomit. – Between us, we have two live, I mean dried scorpions. – Yeah, very very dried, very very dead. Now we’re gonna have to eat these, and here’s how this is going to work. We’re gonna be pulling a prompt from one of our cards here. We both have the same prompt, and then we both begin to draw it as quickly as we possibly can. When you think you’re done, you say “done” and then you show your drawing to Stevie, who will have on noise canceling headphones so she can’t see, or she can’t hear. – Stevie, can you hear us? – Yes, I can hear you. – [Link] Okay, and can you see me? – Yes. – And if Stevie is able to guess correctly what we actually got, then the other guy has to eat a portion of the scorpion that we will determine together. Now if he gets it wrong, if she can’t get it, then that means that the other guy gets five seconds, and then the same thing happens. If you get five seconds and you don’t get it, then it comes back to both of us and we both get five additional seconds, and if she doesn’t get it after that. – Okay. – Then we both have to eat the scorpion. – Okay, yeah, we’re gonna be eating scorpions, that’s the bottom line. – Lots of scorpions. (refined music) – At the end of this game, whoever has the most scorpion remaining will be crowned the scorpion king and will receive a signed poster from the hit film The Scorpion King, starring The Rock. – Hey, that is a good prize. Okay, let’s establish what we’re gonna eat. Why don’t we just start with a claw, one claw? – Okay, loser of round one has to eat a claw. Stevie, can you hear us? I’ll take that as a no. All right, let’s speak amongst ourselves. Abraham Lincoln peeling carrots. – This is gonna be awkward, okay ready? Three, two, one, go. (dramatic classical music) – Done. Okay, I tried to get in before you because you were going with the detail, Stevie? – I saw you out of the corner of my eye. – All right, I said “done” first, and here we go. This is what it is, can you see that? – Okay, what I’m seeing is a top hat man in motion, and then it looks like a person carrying a surfboard bringing it towards the ocean in front of a top hat man. Also could be a mouse, like one of the mice that a cat plays with, like the cat toy mouse. I’m not really putting these things together. – But you should. – Abraham Lincoln plays with a cat mouse? – That is not completely right. Rhett, you have five more seconds. – Tell me when to start. – Now. (dinging) – Okay. – Okay, time. – No one said time. (laughs) – All right, go ahead. – I’m usually the one back there, you know? That looks like a cigar? – Hey, no facial expressions. – Abraham Lincoln smoking a cigar? Abraham Lincoln plucking a fish out of the water? – We need a final answer. – Abraham Lincoln, that’s all I have. Abraham Lincoln with a wet cigar. – Plucking a cigar, I don’t know what that means. – Okay so five more seconds. – I’ll give a countdown. – Oh five more seconds each? – Here we go, five, four, three, two, one. It’s okay, you guys. – It’s just me. – Is it? – I get to go now, you don’t get to go. – You guys drew basically the exact same thing. – See I added this. – A carrot? A leaking carrot? That goes down. – All right, so put it all together. – Abraham Lincoln goes down on a carrot. (laughs) (buzzer buzzes) – Now what if you get it from me? – Rhett, you get five more seconds. – What is he doing? – He’s drying off a carrot. – He’s what? – At first, the carrot is wet and then it’s a dry carrot. – Okay so I get five more seconds. – No no no, we both lose, we both lose! – No, here we go. – It can’t go on forever. – This is my last one, look at that. – [Stevie] Cutting a carrot. – Put it all together. – Abraham Lincoln’s cutting a carrot. – Yes! – No that’s not right. – What? – It’s not right, it’s peeling a carrot, it’s not cutting a carrot. (buzzer buzzes) He’s peeling, that’s why he’s doing the thing with the peeling and it’s coming off in little swirlies. – Let’s both eat the freakin’ claw. – [Stevie] Sorry guys. – Yeah, we’re angry with you. At least we have a third person to take this out on. Oh my gosh, I just broke a bunch of pieces off of mine. – Oh I got a perfect claw here. You gotta keep this, the arm that the claw’s on. – Okay, all right. – Might as well, right? – Well once you eat it, you’ll know why not. – Dink it and sink it. (crunching) – It tastes so bad! – Why can’t you taste like a cricket, scorpion? – It tastes so rancid. – And that’s just the claw, you wait until we get to the body. (Link yells) It’s so bitter, I hate it. – Peeling a carrot! (fancy music) We’re gonna eat the tail, or at least whoever loses. Stevie? Okay, she can’t hear us. – Baby Yoda getting hit by lightning. Oh, I think we can do this. – Okay, yeah, I think I can do it faster than you though. Did you say I was a better drawer? – No, I said I was. – Yeah, I said you were too. – Ready? Three, two, one, go. (dramatic music) – I forgot what it was. – Done! – Oh, I forgot the freakin’ prompt. Okay Stevie. – Ooh boy. Yoda, lightning. – What? – Yoda lightning. – We need a final answer. – Baby Yoda, trendy, um, gets struck by lightning. – Yes! (bell dings) – Yay! – That was an easy one. – Woo, thank you, Stevie. – So I’ve got to eat this. – Scorpions taste so bad, like listen, don’t eat scorpion if you’re trying to get used to eating insects. (Link whines) It’s just so bad. Okay, so I’m gonna get rid of my tail. – Why does it taste so bad? (fancy music) – Let’s move to the head. – Oh gosh. – The head is at stake. – Okay. – What’s our prompt? – [Both] Superman giving Batman a piggyback ride? – Oh. – That’s gonna be a lot of jumbling. – And it’s gonna look like anything other than a piggyback ride. – With Stevie’s dirty mind, we gotta be careful. – All right, you ready? – Yeah. – Three, two, one, go. (dramatic music) Done. – Okay, there’s no way she’s gonna get it. (laughing) – I drew what I wanted to. (laughs) – Wow, yeah, you. – Huh. – Okay. (Rhett laughs) – [Link] What do you see, Stevie? – Jack from Jack in the Box is flying on top of Superman. – No. (buzzer buzzes) That’s not it. – So you get five more seconds? – Yeah, he gets five more seconds. – [Stevie] Okay ready, here we go. Five, four, three, two, one. – Stop! – Okay. – [Stevie] Oh wow. – Can you see that? – Yes? Okay, super, super somebody. Super, I didn’t know if that was a ponytail. I’m saying Superman and Batman are hugging each other. – Yeah. (giggling nervously) What is it? – I don’t know. Batman is giving Superman a massage? (buzzer buzzes) I don’t know what’s happening. – [Link] All right, I need a final guess. – In the groin-al area. – That was her guess. So now we need to go back. We didn’t do this right the first time. – Now we’re back to a race. – We go until it’s just a race, okay. Three, two, one, go. – Okay, I’m done. Okay. Stevie. – Okay, you’ve indicated that they’re twirling or going around via the arrows. Although the arrows are pointing at each other, so maybe they’re rocking, rockabye Superman. – Look, look down here, see that? – It appears as if knees are rising, forward knees. Forward knees, I’m onto it, forward knees are rising. Knees are rising? (crew laughs) – I think if you look at what I got, you’ll get it. – Uh, well now Batman looks to be like riding, for lack of a better word, Superman. – There is a better word, you’re lacking it. – I’ve got the better word. – As they’re, okay, I don’t know, I don’t know. (buzzer buzzes) I’m sorry. – All right, I think I’ve got the better word. I’ve illustrated the better word. – Piggyback! (bell dings) – Yeah! (Link groans) Yes! – The knees were rising, that’s a piggy, when the knees rise, it’s a piggyback. – I’m sorry, I gave Batman a lot more junk than he has in his trunk typically, but Superman can handle it. (laughs) I mean, he’s Superman. – It also looks like Superman is laying backwards. – Yeah, he’s looking up. He’s definitely doing the backstroke. (laughs) – And what about the motion arrows of a piggyback? I don’t understand that. – So I have to eat, I’m gonna take the claw off, and I’m just gonna, where’s the freakin’ head? I don’t even know what the head of a– – [Rhett] It’s that part right there, whatever the green part is. (crunching and yelling) – When the knees rise, it’s a piggyback. – When the knees rise. (fancy music) You technically can’t win at this point. We could tie, but whoever loses this round is the ultimate loser because you have to eat the whole thorax. Is that what you would call that? – Yeah, look at how big that is. – This is the juiciest part of the scorpion. – Okay, let’s see what we’ve got, Stevie can you hear us? – [Both] Link rafting down a river on a giant hot dog. – Wow, okay, all right. This is a little unfair, you get to draw yourself. – A lot of steps to this. – You ready? Three, two, one, go. (dramatic music) Done. (Link groans) – Okay. – I don’t know how I feel about this. – Stevie? – Yes. – Rhett finished first. You don’t have to try too hard. – I’m torn, at first I was like DJ Marshmello, but now I’m like Frankenstein? (laughing) Is on a, what I’m guessing is a skateboard or a hover board because you’ve drawn a road, and it wouldn’t be a creek and it’s not an ocean, so it’s not a surfboard. – Final guess? – So uh, Frankenstein on a skateboard. (buzzer buzzes) – Nope. – Okay. – Link, you have five additional seconds. – I’ve got five more. – Five, four, three, two, one. – Okay, not Frankenstein. – Not Frankenstein, yeah. – A man, a boy (laughing) riding a hotdog in a river. Link rides a hotdog in the river. (bell dings) – What? When you said “boy,” what, is that when it clicked? – Yeah. (laughing) When I said “boy” and you laughed, I knew it was you. – A man, a boy? (laughs) – Okay, all right. – You gotta eat the thorax. – We’re both the scorpion king, but I have to eat the thorax. I’m getting rid of the head here. I’m gonna get down. – I’m gonna sign this. – This is the thorax. Gosh, it smells so bad. (crunching) – To Stevie, here you go. – Thank you. – You want you to hold that up. – All right, here’s your prize. – Yeah, buddy! Rock’s biggest fan, Chase Hilt. (crew laughs) So it was signed by you. – Yeah. – Okay, well we can trade that. You keep it for a week and then I’ll keep it for a week. – Non-stop rock-solid action, signed by Chase. – Okay, I do feel like a loser. – Our breath is gonna be horrible for the rest of the day. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hi, my name is Thomas, I go to Grand Valley State University, located in Allendale, Michigan. I just picked up a nice little read while my school transitions to online, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – A couple of good reads there. – Nice little read. 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