GMMore 1793: Is That A Real Or Fake Dog Breed? (Game)

(dope mythical intro) – [Link] Welcome to Good Mythical More there’s nothing like putting two dogs together and seeing what happens. Uh, let’s name &some weird dog mixes. – [Rhett] But first, it’s Gifticality. So let’s donate one-thousand dollars to the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund to aid in their mission to fight for racial justice through litigation advocacy, and public education! Please join us in giving at NAACPLDF . org / donate. – And thank you for being your mythical best, for hanging out with us. So — twinky fingers, aka twinkle fingers – Oh twink– twinkle fingies – Aka Zack, the thumbnail specialist, you sitting over there Zack? I can’t see you through the monitor. – [VOICE] Hi. – Hi. – He’s over there. – Umm, you have combined dogs you’ve mated dogs in your mind and then created a photoshop, new, dog. – [VOICE] Yeah. Well. (STEVIE laughs) What I, I just took two photos… – He just took two photos and… – But in your mind… – used the morph feature. – you imaged… – [VOICE] I imagined them mating. Yes. – The dogs mating. – Why are you taking all your stuff off? – It’s–it’s um, it’s a– – Well I’m leaving my eyebrows on because I’ve always wanted them higher. – I’m going to leave these on because these fingers, uh finger extensions, what are these called? – Fingies. – Fingies? (VOICES laugh) – Yeah this is officially, now we’ve got fingies too. – Uh, finger– fake finger nails. – You like that? – They’re really, it makes me wanna stab myself in the palm I’ve been doing that a lot because it feels good. – Yeah. – Alright let’s–let’s see the first one. – [Stevie] And to further clarify, you have to guess what two breeds these are, and what we would call the new breed. – Okay. Um. – That’s a hairy Chihuahua in the front. – Is that a shi– Is that a shit-tzu? – Well a long-haired– – Shit-tzu has a, more of a, punched in nose. In the back, that’s a tall back end of that dog too. – I think that’s an Irish setter in the back. – [Stevie] Irish setter in the back. – Oh really? Dang son! – I knew an Irish setter well once. – Umm. – When I was setting in Ireland. – Is the front a Pompeian? – [Stevie] Yes! – Because Jade is part Pompeian, she’s uh, a long-haired miniature Daschund and a pompeian mix at least that’s what we guessed. – Yeah that’s where they get the pointed ears, come from. – It looked like a butterfly and the french word for butterfly is? – Well the thing we’re trying to figure out right now is mixing the two breeds together. – Irish Pauper. (laughs) Pompeian, I gotta write this down, because that’s the only way I can do this. An Irish setter. – Irish on– – Uh… ss– ss– set? – They definitely put Irish in there. An Irish Pop Setter! – Pop? – Irish Popper was pretty good. – Irish Popper sounds like something you get at a firework store. – (in an interesting accent) Did you get the Irish Popper?! – [Stevie] Sure that’s what it sounds like. – Uh, papa… – Papa setter. – Irish Pop. – [Longingly] Papa… – [Stevie] Okay your hint is that is does NOT have Irish. – Agh! – Poppy…poppaset. – [Stevie] Wait somebody just said… what did you say Link? – I said, okay, Irish isn’t in it. (Rhett & VOICES laugh) – Sidian. – Sidian? Papa? Papasetter? Papasettian? Pops? Set… Sit your pops aside. – A pop setter. A pop setter. – Papa Roach. – Pop Sidian. – I love it when you call me big Pop….setter. – Sit on Papa. – [Stevie] You… you… are closer with that. – With sit on Papa? – [Stevie] No, with what Link just said. – What did Link say? – I love it when you call me big Papa? – [Stevie] Yeah….? – Call me papa– – Set papa? – [Stevie] It’s not papa, but it’s– it’s close to papa. – Poppy. – [Stevie] Yeah. And so then– – Poppy–! – Poppy setti. Poppy setter. – Poppy time! Pop–Poppy. – Set, Set, Set, Setty Papa. – [Stevie] Poppy is the second word. – Setter poppy. – Sit on me poppy. (laughs) – Set poppy. – Set–? We aint got it, you gotta give it to us. – [Stevie] Okay. It’s not the full word, Irish, but it is something that represents that word. – Ireland Poppy. – Stevie no shh. – Shamrock! I got nothin’ Stevie. – [Stevie] Aye Poppy. – Aye Poppy. Ohh. – No setter either. – [Stevie] Yeah. Let’s see the next one. – That was tough. – Ooh look at that. So– – That’s a Pit-bull, no– – [Stevie] Yeah, Pit-bull in the front. – Oh it’s a Pit-bull in the front, and a uh that in the back is a– – What’s it called? From Lady and the Tramp? What’s that dog called? What was Lady in Lady and the Tramp? Cockerspaniel! – [Stevie] Correct! – Okay here we go. This is gonna be a good one. A Pit-cocker. A Bull-cocker. – Bull–Bull, cock, and a pit. What’s down in that hole? Well it’s a pit. And there’s a Bull-cock down in there. – Yeah. Bull– – So look, you’re having to do it too. – Bull cock– a Spanish bull-cock pit. No… – It’s definitely not the Spaniel part… We’re definitely working with the cock– cock fight – Bull cock pit. – Cock pit! – Cock pit. – [Stevie] Cock pit! Yeah. – Oh so I got that one. – [Stevie] Yeah let’s see another one. – It’s a cock pit! That’s cool. What else did you twinkle, fingies? – Oh-ohhh! So this is a Shit-tzu. – [Stevie] In the front. – [Rhett] And uh, I don’t I know, I know what this dog look like, the one with the bushy tail but I don’t know what you call it. – [Link] Um. – There’s this uh– it’s a slightly bigger, it’s like a medium sized dog. – Norweigan Elk hound! – Stevie Shiba-Inu – [Both Rhett And Link] Yeah, Shiba-Inu. – Shiba….Shit-tzu. This is tough. We’re trying to say things that don’t have to be bleeped, right? – [VOICES] Yeah. – Is it un-bleepable? – You’re just using the Shitz, the Shitz from the Shitz-zu. – [Stevie] Yeah! – Shiba-Shitz. (chuckles) – [Stevie] Close. – She shi– she -shitz… – [Stevie] …by the shea-shore. (laughs) (laughs) – She shits by the shea shore (laughs) – Is that it? – [Stevie] Yeah (laughs) – Oh it is? – [Stevie] Yeah, not the– the sea–sea shore part. – Before we take a look at our next wild combination of dogs, we want to remind you that today Mythical Chef, Josh, he created something else crazy over on the Mythical Kitchen channel. – [Link] What? – Taco Bell is discontinuing some items, and he’s gonna show you how to make them at home mythical GOOD. – Mythical Kitchen YouTube channel. Alright Zack, let’s see the next thing you twinkled up. Oh that’s a Sharpay, and uh, pug. Is that right? – [Stevie] Uh it’s a– – [Rhett] That’s not a pug in the front it’s a french bull-dog. – [Stevie] It’s a Sharpay in the back, and– no wait yes, and a uh, terrier. – Terrier. – Terrier. – “Sharier.” – A Sharp-Tier. – A tarp. Just a tarp. – A sharp terrier… – Sharieay? – Shart. – Ah. Shart. That’s good. A sharter. – [Stevie] Yeah! Well lemme, know I– not a shart-er but– just a shart, but yeah. – Oh a shart. – Well what? I said that a long time ago. Where were you Stevie? – [Stevie] I’m sorry! – What else are you doing back there. – [Stevie] Well I was actually thinking about Mythical Kitchen and how great the video is that’s there today– and now for the last round, let’s take a look. – Last round guys, buckle up. Ooh. – That’s a border collie in the front, and a beagle in the back. – Isn’t that a cute collie face? – Am I right about that? Am I right about any of it? – They need to herd, constantly. – [Stevie] Oh wow this looks like a, this looks like an actual dog though, doesn’t it? – [Rhett] Yeah. It’s not a Border collie. It’s a beagle in the back, I don’t know what kind of dog that is, if it’s not– – [Link] It’s a type of Collie I think. – [Stevie] Hmm, It’s a sheep dog in the front. – [Rhett] Ohh. – [Link] Sheep– you’re just calling it a sheep dog? – [Stevie] Yes. – A Sheagle. – You know you have a dog like that, and they’re just, they have to run around and herd things all the time. You know, you– you gotta really make sure that you’ve got, that you can let them have a farm to themselves. You don’t want to coop one of these up in a condo. – A Beashel? I said– – [Stevie] I said you were close and you said — – When I said Sheagle. – [Stevie] Yeah. – A sheagle dog. – [Stevie] What? No! – Ba–basheegle. Basheegle? Shabeagle. Beagle. Shadoggle? Sh–Sh-sh-sh– Sheeeee—– – Sheagull? – [Stevie] Again, that’s the same thing that you said previously and I said it was very close. – Sheagull Beagull. (laughs) (laughs) – Shadeegul. – Shmeagol. – Shmeagol! – Stevie No. Because the “M” wouldn’t, I don’t know where the “M” would come from. – Well we added that. – I was bringing it in. (laughs) – A Shadeegul. – Sheagul. – [Stevie] She–? – She? – She be! – Don Sheattul. (laughs) – She be a– glee dog. – [Stevie] There’s–okay, when you said Sheagle, there’s ONE letter that is incorrect. – Shebull. – [Stevie] What’d you say? – A Shebull. – Stevie I still think you’re missing that one letter. – She— – Sheeple. – [Stevie] Yeah! – Ahh! Sheeple! A sheeple, like sheeple, like people who are sheep! – But I don’t see how that really comes from Beagle. – Look, sheep and then the– – [Stevie] The “le” from the Beagle, and the sheep from the– – Okay sheeple. – Sheeple. I like that, that’s good. The sheeple. That’s a cute, smart, dog. – That is a cute face on a dog that would be frustrated living with me because I would never do enough with it. – Yep. – And I’d feel guilty. Dog always wants to run around, herd things. – [Voices] What we’re going to do, we’re gonna take mini-flour tortillas, always griddle your tortillas especially flour, it’s going to make them extra extra pliable and you can take a spatula and act like you’re doing something by doing this. You’re doing anything but it’s still fun.

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