(rooster crowing) (wheel spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Pizza slogans. Let’s learn about them together in game form. – But first, don’t freak out but the ham in your sandwich is expired. – Ooh. – It was just yesterday. – Don’t. Oh, really? – Just yesterday. – Yeah you’ll be fine. I mean are you naked? Then you’ll be fine. – [Stevie] Hey guys. – What? – [Stevie] Hey. – Hey. – [Stevie] You wanna hear some pizza slogans that may be fake or real? – Yeah, like pizza slogan or pizza nogan? – [Stevie] Exactly like that. – For like what? For a brand of pizza or a pizza restaurant? – [Stevie] I don’t know, it could be anything. – All right. – [Stevie] It could be for any sort of pizza situation. – Okay, all right. – Give us one. – [Stevie] Um, okay. – You weren’t ready. – [Stevie] No, I’m ready. Life is short, eat better pizza. – Hold on, hold on. That’s the slogan for something else. – Yeah. – But not pizza. – It’s not pizza. – Life is short. – Eat better cars. No, it’s not a car. That doesn’t work. – Life is short. – Life is short. – Don’t be. – Keep it going. – Don’t be gluten free. No. All right were both saying no. – I’m gonna say no it’s not because it’s something else. – [Stevie] You are both wrong. – What? – [Stevie] It’s from Jet’s Pizza. A Detroit style pizza chain. – Oh yeah they copied somebody else. – Life is short. – [Stevie] That started in Sterling Heights, Michigan. – Is there another life is short, blah blah blah blah blah blah? – [Stevie] I mean life is short is a phrase that a lot of people use. – Oh life is short, have an affair. The Ashley Madison one. – Oh really? (laughing) – Okay, all right. Yeah, let’s go with eat better pizza. Jet’s Pizza. Would you want that man to bring you a pizza on a jet? Would you want that? – [Stevie] It’s Detroit style, which was like yeah. – Oh, cooked in a pan like an auto parts pan. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Crispy cheesy crust. – I think that should just be the Ashley Madison guy cause let’s face it. – Have an affair then rocket out of there. (laughing) – Let’s hear another one. – [Stevie] Taste my pizza face. – Taste my pizza face? – Uh. – That sounds gross. – So a middle school insult turned in to something that’s supposed to make you hungry. – There’s probably some weird restaurant somewhere that did this but in general you shouldn’t do slogans that make you think nasty stuff. – So you say slogan? – Nogan. – Oh no I think it’s real. – I just think you shouldn’t do it, nobody did it. – Someone did it. – [Stevie] Nobody did it. – Yeah, nobody did that. – Hey Stevie do you wanna hear a cool way that we can remember all types of gluten free crust? – [Stevie] Yes I do. – Almond broccoli cauliflower – Almond broccoli cauliflower – Cornmeal and chicken – Cornmeal and chicken – Rice tapioca rice – Rice tapioca rice – Sweet potato – Sweet potato – Tapioca zucchini – Tapioca zucchini – How was that? – [Stevie] That was great. And you know what? It was the first time I heard it. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Seek the unique. – Yeah that’s real. Yeah and it’s for like we put rattlesnake on our pizza. You know. What was that place – Seek the unique – That you could put rattlesnake on your pizza in Cary? – Uh it was in – Waverley place. – Waverley place. – Crocodile. – Yeah yeah yeah. And I got crocodile and rattlesnake. – [Stevie] Wait, is this recently? – No this was 1994. – No, high school. – [Stevie] 1990, you put – Pie works. – Pie works. – [Stevie] Rattlesnake on your pizza in Cary? – With an x right? No. Can you look and see – [Stevie] Pie Works, I know it was in Greensboro too. But I didn’t think they had rattlesnake. – Is Pie Works still around? Oh they had everything. Is Pie Works still around? Because all these new – Frog. – Pizza places that you can make your own pizza or they make their own pizza for you, I don’t think Pie Works – [Stevie] It’s still, oh no. It’s permanently closed in Greensboro. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Let me see if it’s elsewhere. – Pie Works got swallowed up by the pizza revolution. – Almond broccoli cauliflower cornmeal and chicken. Rice, sweet potato – Rice, sweet potato – Tapioca zucchini – Tapioca zucchini – [Stevie] No, I think she’s gone. – Yeah, you gotta rebrand or something, you know? – So I am saying pizza nogan. – [Stevie] It is a pizza slogan. In fact, it’s from CPK. California Pizza Kitchen. – Oh, seek the unique. Speaking of seeking the unique, not really applicable. You know what? There’s a lot of negativity in the world. So why not share a positive message, like be nicer to people? – As you’re driving away from them. – Yeah, hey bye be nice to people. I just cut you off. You know what? It will cut down on road rage because if you cut in front of somebody with this, which we don’t advise, they are less likely to be a jerk to you because oh it’s a nice person. They just screwed up once. They probably never do that. – There’s a – Mythical.com. Grab one. – There’s a car in my neighborhood that has not a bumper sticker, but a digital sign that you can program in what it says and it’ll crawl across. – Yeah, I love those. – This guys has one of these mounted on his car and he also, he drives a Prius. – Yeah. – And he has a, one of those tents, mounted on top of his Prius. You know how like it’s a little hard – Like a camping tent? – Like a hard shell that you open up and it’s a tent. He has one of those. And then he has a sign attached to the back of it where he programs in sayings like breathe deeply. And then on the front of the thing, he has a laminated flip book, on the front of the car. I don’t know how he uses it, and then it says things about like vaccines don’t help you. – Here’s the deal. Here’s the deal. How many times you think that guy’s been to burning man? Because every single thing makes sense at burning man. Sleep on top of your car, you got a way to message everybody, and you got a book on the front of it. – A flip book. – A flip book. – It’s like you’re standing in front of your car, it’s like uh come over here to the front of my car so I can take you through a vaccine presentation. – Yeah right. Yeah. Yeah that guy goes to all kinds of festivals. – I’ve seen him a few times but I kinda look away. Almond broccoli cauliflower cornmeal and chicken – Chicken. – Sweet, no. – Rice. – Rice. – Sweet potato, tapioca. – Sweet potato, tapioca. – Zucchini. – Zucchini. – What is the thing next? – [Stevie] Say grease. – Nope. – Okay, leading with the negative, I see. – Again. – Yeah. – Sooner or later somebody’s gonna take one of these and roll with it, but not yet. – No one’s bragging about their pizza grease. – [Stevie] Yeah, you’re right. (laughing) – Yup, yeah, yup yup yup. – Almond broccoli cauliflower cornmeal and chicken rice sweet potato tapioca zucchini. – You know there’s a camera in here? I mean not those. There’s a security camera. Somebody’s watching us right now. You ever notice that? – I think that’s how Jacob looks at us. Let’s hear another one Stevie. – [Stevie] Pizza. – That makes me rethink a lot of things. – [Stevie] Will never cheat on you. – Oh that’s great. – No that’s Ashley Madison’s. – [Stevie] That’s the opposite of their slogan. – Life is short, have a pizza. – That’s real. – [Stevie] Are you guys saying yeah? – Yeah yeah yeah. – [Stevie] No. – What was it? – [Stevie] Pizza will never cheat on you. – I think that’s a good one. – What about, what did you say at the top of this? Pizza – Pizza. Pizza’s great. Pie works, talking about that, rattlesnake. – No at the top of the episode. – Okay, you don’t want to go through everything I’ve said. – Pizza is an inalienable right. – Pizza is an inalienable right. – Put that on a t-shirt. Or did smosh already do that? – Yeah. – As long as we get a cut I’m fine. – Yeah, right. – [Stevie] Keep your family close, and your pizza closer. – Oh that’s good. – That’s good, that’s good. – Yeah. What is that round table? – That’s good, that’s good. You’re indicating that it’s not good. – Oh yeah that’s good. (laughing off camera) – That’s good. – [Stevie] Yeah. It is. It’s from La Strada Pizzeria in Lebanon. – Oh. – La Strada in Lebanon. – [Stevie] Beirut. – Beirut. – [Stevie] And one Trip Advisor reviewer gave a detailed five star review calling it simple and simply amazing. – Okay. – [Stevie] Which is not it’s slogan, to be clear. See no evil, hear no evil, just eat pizza. – Yup, that’s real. – Rice. – Tapioca Zucchini. – Sweet potato. – Sweet potato. – Tapioca, zucchini. – That’s good. – I’m gonna remember that forever. – I doubt it. – I wasn’t listening. – [Stevie] See no evil, hear no evil, just eat pizza. – That’s good. That’s real good. – [Stevie] Nope. – It’s not real? But which one would it have been if it was real? Did you think that far ahead? – Look in my eyes and see if you can get it right. – For what? The slogan? – No, the acronym. – Almond broccoli – Almond broccoli – Cauliflower cornmeal – Cauliflower cornmeal – And chicken – And chicken – Rice sweet potato – Rice sweet potato – Tapioca zucchini – Tapioca zucchini – Stevie, your turn, come on. – [Stevie] Yes. Um. – We’ve said it enough. You’ve been complaining about hearing it. You know it. – [Stevie] I didn’t. I didn’t complain. I sarcastically said. – You were facetious. – [Stevie] It was the first time that I’d heard it. – Let’s hear it. – [Stevie] Crust or bust. – No no no no. (laughing) Come on Stevie, try it. Give it a try. – [Stevie] There’s no way in hell I’m going to give that a try. – What are you afraid of. – [Stevie] Mostly because I haven’t really been paying attention, I’ve just been hearing, but not listening. – Who here thinks she can do it? Chase. – [Voice] Uh. – Say it loud say it proud. – [Voice] Almond broccoli cauliflower chicken. – Nope. – [Voice] Cornmeal and zucchini, tapioca and sweet potato. – You missed one. And you did them in the wrong order. – [Voice] Uh. – Almond broccoli – [Voice] Cauliflower cornmeal and chicken. – Yeah. – [Voice] Rice sweet potato tapioca zucchini. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Stevie. See how happy we would’ve been for you. – That could’ve been you Stevie. – [Stevie] Yeah, I feel bad now. – [Voice] Sorry Stevie. – [Stevie] No Chase I feel happy for you. I’m happy for you. – Stevie just say it with us. – [Stevie] I’m not joking. – Almond. – [Stevie] What did I say? I wasn’t paying attention. – Almond. – Hey here’s the deal. – [Stevie] Okay I’ll say it while looking in your eyes. – Almond broccoli cauliflower – Almond broccoli cauliflower – [Stevie] Cornmeal chicken rice sweet potato tapioca zucchini. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Thank you David for slacking me the order so that I could read along. – David come on man. (laughing) Whose team are you on? – Let’s hear it David. I can tell if you’re reading it. – [Voice] Almond broccoli cauliflower zucchini. – Nope. (laughing) – Try again. – Went straight for the z. – Don’t cheat. – [Voice] Almond broccoli cauliflower cornmeal chicken rice sweet potato tapioca zucchini. – Yes yes yes. – Hey you know what? We’re opening up a new pizza place and you know what the slogan is? – Almond broccoli cauliflower – Almond broccoli cauliflower – Cornmeal and chicken – Cornmeal and chicken – Rice sweet potato – Rice sweet potato – Tapioca and zucchini – Tapioca and zucchini – [Voice] Zucchini. (laughing) – We’ll sell pizzas like hot cakes. – [Stevie] Okay. – They kinda are like hot cakes. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Crust or bust. – Yup, for real. – I don’t remember. – It’s not a great slogan but it is one. – [Stevie] It is not one. – Oh. – Yes I got that one right. – [Stevie] Okay this is the last one. Legalize marinara. – Oh that’s a good one. – That’s good. – [Stevie] Do you know what pizza chain uses this because you have talked about this pizza chain on the show. – They’re in Colorado and they are called, they have an incredible barbecue. – [Stevie] No, no. But it’s so – Blue Malnottis. – [Stevie] It is kinda weird that you talked about this pizza place. Like you know this pizza place. Like you went to this pizza place in college. – Gumby’s. – Gumby’s. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Legalize marinara. Gumby’s, come on. Don’t pass up this joint. They seriously say that. – Don’t pass up this joint. That’s not right. It should be don’t pass this joint. – Don’t pass out this joint. – But it’s a place so you shouldn’t pass it. – Uh and they’ve got basil on the front there and it’s made to look like marijuana. – No I think that’s the vine for the tomato. – Yup, or that. Maybe, I don’t know. It’s a stem going out to nowhere though. It might be basil. Where’s the nearest Gumby’s? Spread a positive message on the go with the be nicer to people bumper sticker, available now at mythical.com.