Welcome to Good Mythical More, the sugar you wouldn’t believe it sugar. – Yeah I’m moving slow, I can barely get this off of the wheel. – Oh man. – Who you talkin’ about? This is when we read one of your comments and we guess who it’s about. Max Baldwin says, “When blank pulls his hair back like that he looks like he sells long boards made of sandalwood he found on the beach. And also doesn’t wear shoes. – That would have to be you. – Well, I mean why would you say that? – Sandlewood. – Are you interested in my sandalwood? – Yep that was you, that’s easy. Sandalwood, is that what they use to make sandals out of? Alright, so we got our frosted- You want another one? – Oh, sure. – Take as many as you want. – I see you’ve got the bottom open again. – There we go. Alright Stevie, how’s this gonna work? – [Stevie] I’m going to read you a toast slash roast question mark, and it is about, it’s like a hint, a clue about a pop star. And then you’re gonna have to guess who the pop star is that we’re toasting. – I don’t know pop stars that well. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Yeah. – Alright, I’m ready. – [Stevie] Here’s to you and your 55 hour marriage to your childhood best friend. – 55 hour marriage to your childhood best friend. – [Stevie] Yeah, I personally think this is a deep cut, I did not know that this was a thing. – Uh, I’m gonna have to get another hint. – [Stevie] I don’t have another hint. – Brittney. – [Stevie] Yeah. Did you just name the first pop star you could think of? – I remember that now, she went to Vegas. – [Stevie] Yeah, so Britney Spears and her childhood best friend, Jason Alexander, it’s not the Jason Alexander I think we’re all picturing, were married for 55 hours. Which is one 1274th as long as the average American marriage ending in divorce. And yeah, it was in Vegas in 2004. – Way to bring it up Stevie. – [Stevie] Today we celebrate- – The big D. – [Stevie] Huh? – I V. O R C E. – Sounds like a Ray Stevens song. ♪ The D I V O R C E, divorce. ♪ – It is a country song, Tammy Wynette. – Well, but, does she spell it like that? – Yeah. – Oh- – [Stevie] Already been done. – I think the- – [Stevie] Actually, you know what? The next one’s Tammy Wynette. – Pop star, Tammy Wynette. – [Stevie] Today we celebrate a very special pop star near, far, wherever you are, you’ll always be known for that one song. – Celine Dion. – [Stevie] Correct. – Ha. (bad singing) – [Stevie] No, no, no. – Can’t sing it. Can’t sing songs on YouTube anymore. Remember when you used to be able to do that? The good old days when you could just sing- – Other people’s songs. – To our heart’s content. I am so high on sugar right now. – I feel a little peak-ed. – I wanna take a nap man. – [Stevie] Ready? – I’m gonna blind guess this one. – Tammy Wynette. – Nicholas Shay. – I’m gonna blind this, Nicholas Cage. – Nicholas Cage. I said Nicholas Shay. – I know. – Oh, you said Nicholas Cage? – Nicholas Cage. – [Stevie] You also stopped talking mid way through your sentence. You must both be pretty tired. No, you’re both incorrect. You’re incorrect. A toast to you Aubrey, you’ve done Canadians proud in this generation and the next. – Drake. – [Stevie] Yeah, because his real name is Aubrey Drake Graham, he’s Canadian, and he starred in Degrassi, The Next Generation. – Yup, Aubrey. – Alright, I didn’t- – Good old Aubrey. – I didn’t know his name was Aubrey. – [Stevie] Did you know that Link? Is that why you guessed it? Or was it the Canadian thing? – Yeah, I knew that, I knew that. – [Stevie] Oh, okay. – [Stevie] Cheers to this- – Rest in peace Pop Smoke. – [Stevie] Rest in peace who? – Pop Smoke. See, I’m hip to that. Got a brand new whip, just hopped in. I’m so cool with the kids. – I see that. – [Stevie] Cheers to this gal. – Ted Danson. – Something tells me you’re not listening. – Curse the alley. – Name another Cheers character. – Reese Witherspoon. – Finish the clip. – Miley Cyprus. – [Stevie] Cheers to this gal. If she ever collaborated with the Goo Goo Dolls, their album would probably be called Baby Noises. – It’s a riddle. Baby Spice. – Baby Noises? – [Stevie] Featuring Baby Spice. – Did somebody do something with noises in it? – She collaborated with the Goo Goo Dolls. – [Stevie] With the Goo Goo Dolls. – The Goo Goo. – Oh. – Goo goo gaga. – Lady Gaga. – Oh, I freaking said it. – Her first name is- – Rachel. – Stefani. – [Stevie] Rachel? What was the name of her album? What’s her middle name? – [Stevie] I don’t have all that information. – I’ll be asleep, y’all keep me in the game. – [Stevie] Excuse me, hold on, Chase and I are having a private conversation so if you guys could just sit there silently that would be great. – It’s fine, I feel good like this. – [Stevie] Oh, the album name is Joanne. – Is that her middle name? – [Stevie] I don’t, is it? – Stefani Joanne? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Let’s all- I feel like I could be friends with Joanne. I feel like I would like to be friends with Lady Gaga. – [Stevie] Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. – Germanotta? Is that someone who’s not German? German nada. – We’re fading Stevie, keep it, keep, keep it going. – [Stevie] Let’s all raise our glasses one last time to a- ♪ One last time ♪ – [Stevie] Dangerous woman with a voice that makes us sob until there are no tears left to cry. – Dangerous woman? – [Stevie] Mhm. Hint, these are all song titles, I still wouldn’t have guessed who this is. – Dangerous woman? – Michael Jackson. Crying out all my tears, I almost know that song. – [Stevie] That’s not what I said. – Cry my eyes out, dry, my eyes are dry. – [Stevie] One last time, dangerous woman, no tears left to cry. – Beyonce. – [Stevie] Nope. – I don’t know any of those. – [Stevie] Think pony tail. – Arianie Grande. – [Stevie] Close enough. – Arianie Grande. – [Stevie] Cheers to you- – Oh, Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley, who plays the mailman? – Shelly Long. – Shelly Long? Cheers was a good- – I watched, I’ve been watching some Cheers. – Anybody- Now I remember being alive, and watching the final episode of Cheers. – I didn’t watch that. I watched the final episode of- – I cried. Anybody else watch the final of Cheers? – Johnny Carson? – [Stevie] No, but oh my gosh, the final episode of Dawson’s Creek. Am I right everybody? It was just so- It makes me cry every time. I’m not kidding. – Creek dried up. – But Cheers has the best theme song of any show ever. – Let’s sing it. (Rhett talking over Link’s singing) – [Stevie] Cheers to you- – Go! – [Stevie] The pop star who wanted- – Game! – [Stevie] To go to space, even though the whole world doubted you, and even though- – Lance Bass. – [Stevie] Yep. Got into that rocket, you did rock frosted tips. – Lance Bass. – [Stevie] Long before Guy Fieri. – Bance Lass. – Lance Bass. – [Stevie] Yeah. Yes. – You know, have I told you my Lance Bass story? – [Stevie] I don’t recall. – Tell it again! – I went to the- – And they’re always! – You’re really towing a line. With me personally, cause I’m trying to tell a story. I went to the queer eye party. – Your name. – And it was for their, whatever, one of the seasons. I don’t know, premiere party right. And my wife is like, I really wanna meet the guys. – The Fab Five. – And this is before any of them had been on the show, right. And so they were kind of hanging out- – What do you mean before they had been on the show? – Before they had been on this show. – Oh, yes this show, yes. – When I say the show, I mean this show. Always. – Okay, yeah. – They’re in the corner- – It’s a sign of narcissism. – Kind of cool, like cool kids, everybody’s kind of getting close to them. And I kind of work my way over there with my wife. And Lance Bass is standing on the outside of the cool kids circle. And I was like Lance Bass is kind of, he’s sort of, you know, he does things YouTube adjacent. You know, like I’ve seen him at things like, he’ll just be at the streamings or something like that. I was like, Lance Bass probably knows who I am. – That’s the second sign. – I-I-I went in with that. And I was like, and even if he doesn’t, Ill go up and I’ll start a conversation with Lance Bass, and then I’ll be on the outside of the cool kids circle, and then I’ll work my way in. – If you’re having a conversation on the outside of a circle it’s cool because you’re at least you’re talking, you’re not waiting, you’re having a conversation. So this is a decent strategy. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I get there and I’m standing next to Lance Bass. We’re both facing the queer eye guys. – Oh, you flanked him with your hands on your hips. – Yeah, and then I’m like, and then after, I didn’t let too much time pass. I was like, hey Lance, how you doing? Kind of in a, you know who I am. Just in case you know who I am. – Or you know who he is. – I tried to do the, ‘Always talk as if you’ve met before’ conversation. – Yeah. – Hey Lance, how you doing? As in, how you doing since the last time we had a conversation? And he was just like, good. And looked back straight. – And he just waited. He was like- – That was it. – Cause he knew that if he engaged with you, who he didn’t know or care about, he would then forfeit his opportunity to pounce on the inner circle of stars. – And so then I stood there for another 17 seconds. – But didn’t he also continue to stand there? – Yeah. – And then what? You jumped in. – I was like, I don’t wanna be the epidermis of this situation. I was like, I gotta keep moving, I felt like Lance was stuck. – You got rejected by Lance Bass, and couldn’t stand to stand beside him and wait along with him. – If you get rejected by the outside of the circle, what, are you gonna skip and go to the middle? You gotta break the eggshell before you get to the yolk man. You know what I’m saying. – Oh, you definitely broke, you definitely broke- – I didn’t get, there was no yolk for me that night. It was straight to the eggshell, it was harder than I thought, and I just went back and we just kept walking around. My wife did talk to, who’s that designer? – Ralph Lauren. – Nate Berkus? – Nate Berkus, yeah. He designs all the Targets. – She talked to him. – Uh, did Lance Bass talk to the inner circle? – I didn’t stick around to find out. – You didn’t even see. – No, I mean I assume he probably did, he’s Lance Bass. – He’s crushed y’all. You got another one Stevie? – [Stevie] Yeah, let me just do this last one, I like this one. – Yeah, do it. – [Stevie] Here’s to the bravest woman I know, it takes a lot of courage to do an impromptu Irish jig after getting busted for lip syncing on live TV. – Ashley Simpson. – [Stevie] Yeah. – What do knitting, cheese balls, and milk have in common? – My three favorite electives in college. – They’re all featured in posters of us. – Milk class was especially fun. – Get them now at Mythical.com, you want a poster of us? – I gotta go to milf class. – Lance Bass has one. – I stayed up all night studying with the teat. – I have got to get a coffee. Put us up on your wall y’all. Rhett and Link posters are available now at Mythical.com.