(rooster cawing) (animal growling) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. (Crew laughing) – New Selfie Face. (Crew laughing) – You know what we’re gonna do. – What is it? – We’re gonna determine which one of these tastes the best, and we’re gonna do signs of the zodiac. But first, we’re gonna do a new Selfie Face. – Signs of the fast food zodiac. – Uh, and that is gonna be one deep papercut! (Rhett laughing) – Which is one deep papercut. – One deep papercut. – Yeah, one deep papercut. – What- what would one- I mean, that’s a lot of pain. Oh, my hair’s messed up, let me fix that for the deep papercut. (camera shutter clicking) – Right, ’cause I had the papercut. Not two. – [Link] Not two! – It’s just one. – Not two, that’s right. That’s right, we got it. Take your mythicality to the next level and download the Mythical Society mobile app. That’s where, for free, on iOS and Android, you can get an idea, with the Initiate Tier, which is also free, of all the stuff we offer to the Mythical Society. And if you are a member, and you should be, that’s the best way to experience, in your pocket, all the behind-the-scenes access that we give on the Mythical Society. – Okay, right up top, let’s do this. I’m a Libra, you’re a Gemini. We don’t really know anything about that, and I’m just gonna be up front with you, we don’t believe there’s anything to this. – No. – But, we’re going to say, which one of these restaurants is most like- you gave me you! – Yeah. – Oh. – [Stevie] That’s the type of zodiac video you want to watch, where the first thing the people say is, we don’t believe in anything. – No, but listen, if you believe in it, in the power of the zodiac will overpower our unbelief, and that’s what you have to believe, as a zodiac believer. – I don’t know if- I know that you like change, you like something fresh, especially when it comes to fast food places. You always like to try the brand new thing that’s being advertised. (Rhett imitates bell dinging) – So which one of these places… – Is the most adventurous? – I think… – I think Jack in the Box. – Taco Bell is pretty adventurous. – Taco Bell is. But Taco Bell is just the same thing rearranged a bunch of different times, and that’s not me, bro, I bring something new to the table every time. – You think you do. – No, listen, Jack in the Box has tacos, they have hot dogs, they got chicken nuggets, they got… – But they’re not introducing new things all the time. – What? Do you watch- I watch commercials, you don’t. Jack in the Box is introducing new things all the time. – [Stevie] All the time! All the time! – But so is Taco Bell. – But Taco Bell’s the same ingredients rearranged, man, don’t, don’t- don’t do me like that. – I really don’t know what’s at stake here. If you really wanna be Jack in the Box, then, there you go. Libra. What do you think about me so that I can disagree passionately. – [Stevie] But now you’re just, like- you’re also just doing, like, a personality test situation, don’t you want to know what it actually says? – No! – Rhett didn’t want to know. – [Stevie] Okay. – We’re gonna go for the next one. We’re gonna see if it matches up to determine if it’s real. – [Stevie] I really don’t think it does. Yeah. – Okay. So, if In-N-Out was up here, that would be you, because it’s the same thing, and it never changed. – And it’s simple. It’s simple. – Right, and they do- they wouldn’t know how to introduce a new thing. – I’m simple. (Rhett laughing) (Crew laughing) – So what’s the simplest thing on this? Wienerschnitzel? – Uh, McDonald’s. – I think McDonald’s is, uh- but McDonald’s is like, I mean, I mean- the things that they do, they do well. – Yeah. (Rhett and Crew laughing) – Okay, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. – So now, read about- read a little tidbit for both of those. – So, a Libra- the strengths is cooperative, diplomatic, gracious, fair-minded and social. Weaknesses: indecisive, avoids confrontations, will carry a grudge, and also suffers from self-pity. Fond of expensive material things- you know me, I love a big chain. Uh, and the element is air. (Rhett loudly exhaling) – Gemini. I’ll start by saying the element is also air. (Link loudly exhaling) – Strengths: gentle, affectionate, curious, adaptable. – Curious. – Ability to learn quickly and exchange ideas. – Adaptable? – Okay. (Rhett groaning) (Crew laughing) – Maybe before I knew him. (Rhett laughing awkwardly) – I’ve known him his whole life. Weaknesses: nervous, inconsistent, and indecisive. You’re not indecisive. You are nervous, though. – I’m not inconsistent. – You’re very consistent. You’re always ready to flirt. (Crew laughing) – On flirt fleek. – A fearless thinker, Gemini is always down to try something new. Guys, this is bullcrap! Quit- quit reading your horoscope, it’s bullcrap! – Stevie, you’re a Scorpio-n. – [Stevie] Yeah. People hate Scorpios, man. – What’s a Scorpio? Let’s- let’s see if one of these… – Strengths: resource- you know what’s not bullcrap? The Enneagram. (Rhett stutters) – It’s, like, a little bit of bullcrap, probably, but it’s based on, like, actual observation of people, and not looking at the stars. – There’s a lot to learn from the stars, though. – Uh, strengths: resourceful, brave, passionate, stubborn, and a true friend. – [Stevie] How is stubborn a strength? That’s just, like, they wanted to put something in that line to make it seem like more strengths. (Rhett and Link rapidly speaking over one-another) – Uh, your weaknesses are you’re distrusting, jealous, secretive, and violent! I’ve always thought of you as a violent person. – [Stevie] I try to keep that part of me secret. (Rhett laughing) – That’s right! – Arby’s had- they had a ranch theme, like a wild roapin’ steer, cowboy hat type thing. – [Stevie] You’re making me Arby’s? I’m not taking it personally. Scorpios, Scorpios can be Arby’s. – Scorpios lay in wait and strike when least expected. I mean, Arby’s will release something right when you stop thinking they would. (Crew laughing) – Which is always. – And element, water, and they serve water at Arby’s. Ah, it all makes sense, I take it all back. This is all true stuff you should apply to your life. Hey, before we get into more of that, let’s cut these burgers up and see which one tastes the best. (mug clinking) (paper shuffling) – You want half a Triple Whopper? (Rhett laughing) – Yes. – Yes, you do. (paper rustling) (knife clattering) – Yeah. (Member of Crew sneezing) – Bless you. Now, I got a plate here. – You wanna just grab it, so we don’t have to touch each-other’s foods? – A lot of tomato. I mean, when you make a burger at home, like a backyard grill burger, it’s- it’s about this much burger! I mean, ’cause you get kind of crazy. I’m gonna make a big patty! – Now, again, I have said already that this is my favorite burger in the world, so I just don’t think anything’s going to be better than this, and I actually feel bad that I’m cutting it with a knife that went through a Burger King burger, but whatever. (knife tapping rhythmically) – Okay, Link, if you wanna grab half of the world’s greatest burger out of there. – Oh, yeah. You didn’t- you didn’t go all the way through here. There’s nothing to pick off of this, because that red stuff is not a tomato. – And then- boy, this Wendy’s one is hefty! We thought it was the heaviest one, but it turns out- hold on, what? No, the Triple Whopper ended up being the heaviest one, right? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I thought Carl’s Jr. made it to the end. – We should be- we should be tasting the Carl’s Jr. – I was about to say- you know what, let’s cut the Wendy’s one anyway. – It’s here. It’s the one I wanted to taste. Uh, what’s- let’s see, what’s a Scorpio? No, the Scorpio’s the one we already talked about, I just accidentally took it out. – There’s your half, bro. Dude, that’s a great cross-section, look at that cross-section. (paper rustling) – And then I got the Western Bacon- good Lord. – Oh, gosh. – What’s happening, what’s happening? – Wait, ’cause it’s stuck- it’s stuck to the bottom. – Now, we got the Carl’s Jr. (paper rustling) – The one we thought was the heaviest. – Look at all of those burgers. – Okay. – Nice. – Okay, there you go, Link. (knife clattering) – Okay, I’m gonna work my way backwards. – Yeah, let’s try this, let’s try this burger. Oh, I like- I kind of life doing the cross-section! Take a knife into, like, a fast food joint? – Yeah, take a knife into a fast food joint. No, I’m just here because of burgers. (Crew laughing) (Link’s speech obstructed by chewing) (Link humming in delight) – That’s a good burger! The cheese is good. – The, the- the barbecue sauce is good. (Link humming in delight) – I mean, it’s here- let’s taste the Wendy’s one. (seats creaking) – Now, this is a spicy one, right? – Look at that thing! – The spicy Wendy’s? (Rhett and Link chewing) – Now it is. (Rhett and Link chewing) – Yeah, it’s got jalapenos on the top. – Mm-hmm. (Rhett and Link chewing) (Link humming pensively) – [Stevie] Triple Bacon Jalapeno Cheeseburger. – It’s a good burger! (Link chewing) – Jalapenos. I don’t love ’em, it’s just not- the taste isn’t coming together. I mean, that- that, that, um- that Carl’s Jr. Burger, that thing really came together. – Okay, let’s do a couple more guesses here. Um, I’m gonna tell you about- why not, it doesn’t really matter what I say- Sagittarius. Um, strengths: generous, idealistic, great sense of humor. Okay, so which one- you know what? That’s Taco Bell. Taco Bell, they got a good sense of humor, because they had that little- they had the chihuahua for a while. It was funny. Yeah. – You think they don’t take themselves too seriously? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – What was that you said? – Sagittarius. – Sagittarius. All right. – Oh, now this is- this is definitely a Classic Whopper situation on top here. – So, you’re going for the Triple. Triple Whopper here. Right in the middle. (Rhett and Link chewing) (Link humming in approval) (Rhett and Link chewing) – When you’re eating a lot of interesting burgers that have a lot of others things on them, to make ’em spicy, it seems boring. Burger King does do things now. Burger King does things. – Read another one. What’s a- what’s an interesting… – Aquarius. – Chase, what are you? – [VOICE] Uh, Aries or Taurus, I can’t remember. – All right. – Aries. – Aries. Loves to be number one. – What about Taurus? – Now see, this- hold on. – Loves to be number two? – Now, I feel like… – I feel like you’re more of a “loves to be number two”. – This would be- this is a good description of me. I like to win. Bold, ambitious, dives head-first, even in the most challenging situations. – You wanna be an Aries? – Yeah! Weaknesses: impatient, moody, short-tempered, impulsive, aggressive. Yes, that’s me! – I think Jack in the Box tries really hard, but you’ve already given it to Libra. – Wienerschnitzel does not want to be number one. – No, what about Taurus? (Crew laughing) – They’ve made that very clear. They are happy with just being a place that sells hotdogs. Taurus! – We don’t want to be number one, we just want to sell hotdogs, that’s their slogan. – Strengths: reliable, patient, practical, devoted, responsible, stable. Dude, see? – Read about something else, ’cause I think… – You think Wienerschnitzel? (Link grumbling) – Wienerschnitzel is practical and devoted? I think Wienerschnitzel. – Between those two. – What- what says hotdogs? Tenacious. This is Cancer. Tenacious, highly imaginative, moody, pessimistic, and suspicious. That sounds like a hotdog. And the element’s water, and you cook hotdogs in water. I mean, they don’t really do that. – You’re leaving it to that? – Hey, listen. (Crew laughing) – You just wanna eat some more. – I wanna get to the burger I haven’t eaten yet, which is… – Look at all that burger just hanging out! – It’s the best burger on the planet. – There’s a lot of those peppers on it. – I never remember what to call it. Double Stack? Smoke Shack? – Smoke Shack. Smoke Stack? – [Stevie] Double Smoke- Smoke Shack. (Rhett and Link chewing) – [Stevie] Shake Shack’s Double Smoke Shack. (Link humming in agreement) – [Stevie] With the Niman Ranch. – The meat’s better, the bun’s better, the toppings are better. – I prefer it without the, um, without all those peppers. But that meat is good. – That’s ’cause you’re a Gemini. – That bun is good. (Rhett and Link chewing) (Link humming in appreciation) (object clanging) (Rhett and Link chewing) – I know this is strange, but I’m going back to the Carl’s Jr. – Well, you can eat all you want. – That’s my pick right now. Of these? – Let me see what’s happening in your mouth. – It all just comes together in a big clump of meat and cheese. (Rhett and Link chewing) – Carl’s Jr. knows what they’re doing. – Too- too much of these peppers, they don’t typically put this many peppers on the Smoke Shack. I mean, look at that! That’s a lot. – Yeah, they do. – Yeah, I just don’t- I don’t order that, ’cause it’s too much. – Well… – Are you still voting for the Smoke Shack? You gotta give Carl’s Jr. that propers. – I- yeah, they did a great job. You know what? I take everything back I said about the, uh, zodiac. It’s obviously totally reliable, and now that we’ve seen all this, I do believe that you can find your destiny in the stars. – [Stevie] Did you guys think, when you moved to L.A, that seeing Carl’s Jr. was really weird, and, like, Hardee’s is what it was supposed to be? But now, you feel like Hardee’s is weird? – Oh, you think we’ve switched? – [Stevie] I think I have. I think, now, Hardee’s feels weird to me. – I just don’t think about Carl’s Jr. that often. I’m sorry, Carl, but I just don’t- you know, I have a special, nostalgic place for Hardee’s. – But you just said it was the best burger! – I know, that’s why I’m so surprised. Now I’m gonna be thinking about you all the time. Maybe, Stevie, this is the moment where it’s happened for me. Maybe I’ve Carl’s Jr.-ized right before your eyes. – [Rhett] Are you a member of the Mythical Society? Want an even easier way to dig into content like Behind the Mythicality and Rhett and Link React? 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