GMMore 1822: How To Cure A Sugar Hangover

(rooster crowing) (growling) (wheel rattling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna try to get over our sugar hangovers with some sugar intoxication remedies. Join us. – But first, we’re gonna play Who You Talkin’ About? where we read a comment that you made and try to figure out – You, – who it’s about, Me, or Link – Me. – Emily Kenneth says, “I love the dynamic of blank constantly BS-ing, and then blank as constantly being weirdly sincere.” – Well don’t we know how this works? – Well I know that- – Constantly BS-ing? – I constantly BS, for sure. That’s me. – Constantly being weirdly sincere. Has Emily Kenneth captured this show in a nutshell? Are you comfortable with that? – Uh, well we- – I am comfortable saying I am weirdly sincere. – I’m definitely comfortable with constantly BS-ing. That’s called – So we both take it – entertainment, as a compliment. – Emily Kenneth. (laughing) It seems that at least 152 of you agree. – [Stevie] Hey guys, are you feeling okay? – Nope. – No, not, not really. (chuckling) – And that’s no BS. – I’m being totally sincere about that. – [Stevie] I don’t even know what a sugar hangover – Is? – Well, let me tell ya, let me tell ya. – Well, as someone who works at CF, you would think that you would know all about this. – I mean it’s- CCF is fine. Just because cake is not its own word, doesn’t mean it can’t be capitalized for purposes. – [Stevie] Well, technically, isn’t it The Cheesecake Factory? – TCCF. – It’s TCCF. – [Stevie] Yes. That’s what we call it. (laughing) – [Stevie] So, I think… – Let’s try one cause I want one of these to work. – [Stevie] Yeah. So I think a sugar hangover is in the world of, like, just eating too much. So, the first thing is, of course, to wear a headband. – Oh, I’ve been looking – [Stevie] Because, according to “Reader’s Digest”, – for a headband. applying pressure to your head with a headband can help quickly reduce headache pain. The pressure can help reduce blood flow to your scalp, which ultimately means less blood flow to the pounding blood vessels in your head. And you clearly have a headache as you’ve demonstrated. – Not enough pressure on this. – Is that… So, – I’ve been looking for a headband. – keeping the blood from going through the vessels in your- – The vessels, man. – In your head. – [Stevie] I feel like this one makes sense if you have a headache, because sometimes when you have a headache, don’t you like, you want to like rub your head real hard. – That’s what I’m- – This is a comfortable- – Sometimes I’m at home, and I get, I hate to say it. – It’s not a good look for you like that. – I hate to say it, that I get, what they call a ponytail headache. When I keep my hair tied up and then I get home and I want to let it all out. But then I like, go into the kitchen to do something and my hair gets in my face and I’m like, boy, I wish I had a head band. – [Stevie] Now you do! – But I think like, I gotta put it on top a little bit. So it’d be like this. – I think this is just- Yeah that’s good. – [Stevie] You look like me from like, second grade through fifth grade. – I feel like I look like somebody who would just be an absolute beast in tennis. – Yeah, they can get away with that. – Like he’s from Norway, he’s six foot seven, he can serve at 138 miles per hour. – He doesn’t speak. – He just speaks with his balls. His tennis balls. – Yes, yes. – Yeah. – I feel like this is just – [Stevie] Speaking of, – a forehead shrinker. – [Stevie] the next thing is to move your body. According to health.us.news, moving around and exercising will increase your oxygen levels, which helps alleviate your headache symptoms, which you clearly have. – I gotta cramp Stevie! – As a BS-er, I can say this is BS. – [Stevie] Okay, we’re gonna pass on that? – No, we’re not going to pass on it. – [Stevie] Oh, I thought you said no. – I don’t believe it and I don’t want to do it, but. (Rhett yelling) – He doesn’t say much, but he makes a lot of noise. He’s like Monica Seles, throwback, does anybody remember what Monica Seles used to sound like when she played tennis? – I didn’t tell you. – Morgan does! Everyone else is too young! The reason why he is silent is because of that. He had his vocal cords removed so that wouldn’t happen. – Do you remember how loud she was? – Oh yeah. You can say, hey (indistinct) play Monica Seles sounds and go to sleep to it. – I saw somebody posted that you said- – [Stevie] Yeah. – Yeah. – [Stevie] I know what you’re going to say. – And then it’s like, if they have a smart TV and they’re watching GMM and you say… – Play forest sounds. – [Stevie] That gave us an idea that we might be executing soon if we can land the idea. Yeah. That’s right. – We’re going to be controlling your devices. (Rhett yells) – That means I agree. That’s a good idea. – It seems like you realized something. (Rhett and Link yelling) What else do we do? I didn’t get a cramp. – [Stevie] Okay, this one we’ve recently explored together. Heating pad. According to medical news today, heat is known to relax tense muscles and ease indigestion, so applying a heated bag or taking a warm bath can alleviate stomach pain- – On the stomach? – [Stevie] Yeah. And… Oh, there’s the prince one. – This is Winnie the Pooh colored! – [Stevie] Yeah. We have a Winnie one and a prince one. – It says body side there, which is the thing I was gonna question. – Now I am prince medical. – You’re going to be prince medical? – I’m princess medical. (laughs) – What’s her voice. Is she silent too? – Ah-hah! – You know what? This helps, I’m feeling a little bit of relief. – [Stevie] Yes! Are you team heating pad yet? – I’m feeling relief. – That feels nice. I can feel my- it’s making my bowels move. – [Stevie] Oh! Okay. Why don’t we toss in some mint or menthol? According to Dr.Herrera in Women’s Health Magazine, menthol can ease the GI tract and soothe the pain of a stomach ache. – Oh that’s good. – Give me some of that. – That does so much for me. – [Stevie] You’re supposed to rub it on your stomach. – Oh really? But, that’s only so that the scent gets to your nasals. – It gets through? It permeates? – I don’t think it does. – It penetrates? You’re supposed to breathe it from your tummy. – [Stevie] Excuse me, but who has information from Dr.Herrera and who doesn’t? – Yeah, Dr.Herrera said rub it on your belly. – But you gotta rub it somewhere. So you’re just not sniffing the thing constantly. – I just don’t want to get an oily belly right now. – I don’t want to. Yeah. I got places to be after this that I don’t want to be that guy who smells this way. – [Stevie] Ginger, is what I sometimes like to call you. Women’s Health Magazine also reports using ginger will help speed up the pace at which food moves from the small intestine to the stomach and ease indigestion. – How many different forms can we get this in? Can we get it in tea form, pickled, and also crushed and- – [Stevie] Have you had those ginger chews? – I’m about to. – We keep ginger chews in the console of our car because – The Neals will get sick on your car. – All the Neals get sick. All of us. Is it a gene? – If you take too many turns in a minute and by too many turns, I mean like more than one, somebody in the Neal family has got to get out and vomit on the roadside. – So here I am being vulnerable yet again and you’re ripping my family apart. Listen. People get carsick dude! – [Stevie] I get carsick, yeah. But those gin-gin chews are so good. – Leave it to those Neals, you take a couple of turns. – [Stevie] Oh, you know what? I think there’s a brand that’s called gin-gin chews. That’s just not a nickname I use. So maybe those are as good as the gin-gin chews and maybe they’re not, I don’t know. I haven’t had those. – This was better than wine. For this. – You want one? – [Stevie] Yes. (voices exclaiming) That was really good aim! – Did it really get there? – [Stevie] Yes but I think it flew into the trash can after. – I can do it too. – You have less of an angle. – Well I got to go over the beams. Alright. Watch out. – Okay. I’m watching. – Stevie this is coming right at you. I mean I got to go over an AC duct! – You gotta go real hard. Real hard. – In between a beam and an AC duct. – This is a new game. Get some arch! Maggie got it. – [Stevie] Nope. – Yeah, they are very good. – Ginger chews are- This is nice. This is a nice little helpful hand. – Do they? They work? You can take more than one turn per minute? After the family has these? (laughs) – Yeah. If I’m driving, I don’t get car sick, of course. – [Stevie] I think you got it in the trash can. – Do you want another one? Is that what you’re saying? – Me? I think Maggie- – [Stevie] Yeah. No, Rhett! – Didn’t you catch one? – [Stevie] Rhett got it in the trash can. – Oh. – She wants another one, that’s what she’s saying. Well, Maggie. – Thank you, Maggie. And thank you for throwing it to me from two feet away. (laughing) – [Voice] Nope. (bag crinkles) – I can do it. – [Stevie] This is just like, did you guys know at some- Oop, something bad just happened. At some synagogues and temples after a bar or bat mitzvah, there’s like, a time period where people will throw candy out into the aisle at like, in front of the little stage, which is called a bima, and all the little kids will rush up and get the candy. – Oh, you talking about a piñata. – [Stevie] No. And usually they have – It’s a Jewish piñata. – [Stevie] those like- What do you call them? They’re like fruit. You know, those like orange slices that are like, gummy? Yeah. – Oh yes! I love them! – [Stevie] I love those. – Oh, they’re not individually wrapped. – [Stevie] Yeah! Yeah, you can get, their like, round Sunkist different fruit flavor ones – I used to eat so many of those. (Rhett yells) (voices laughing) I thought it was gonna help. – [Stevie] Okay, I actually also like this one, apple cider vinegar. Nutritionist, Emily Kyle also informs us at the cheesecake factory – Oh now I understand! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (Stevie laughs) – [Stevie] that a shot of apple cider vinegar- – I sent a memo to the Cheesecake Factory and, of course, Stevie, as an employee, got it. – Yeah. (laughs) – [Stevie] Taken one to three times daily can relieve stomach pain. – Now, one of the worst gastro problems that we’ve ever had on this show was when we tried to drink a whole- – Pint. – Of apple cider vinegar. – Yeah. Cause we did it. – Apple cider vinegar. – Did we? We both did it. – Yeah, yeah, and we vomited the next day. You vomited and I just stayed up all night. Just sick as a dog. – [Stevie] That’s a lot. That’s a lot of- I just usually do like a tablespoon. – I’ll just take a teeny sip. I still have like a- – [Stevie] I like that! – Have a response. – Have a reaction to it. – [Stevie] Oh. – This is becoming a weakness for us. A kryptonite fuel. – [Stevie] Okay. – That was a long time ago. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Well, since all these didn’t work, there’s only one thing to do. That’s this, listen to relaxing music. According to one of the hosts of a well known internet show. This is the recommended song for relaxation. – Oh, yeah. ♪ I’m so tight ♪ ♪ So stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my neck ♪ ♪ Aww yeah that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my muscle knots ♪ ♪ Put some oil on my back ♪ ♪ Give me a two handed attack ♪ ♪ I had a really hard week ♪ ♪ and I want you to rub my feet ♪ ♪ I’m so stressed ♪ ♪ So stressed ♪ ♪ Need someone to rub my chest ♪ ♪ Aww yeah that’s the spot ♪ ♪ I like the way you work my booty knots ♪ – That did it! – [Stevie] Do you guys feel better? Yeah? – Yeah! – I feel great! – Woo! That really did it. – [Rhett] Cloak yourself in mythicality with our newest society exclusive item, a secret society cloak. 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