(rooster crows) (tiger roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’ve got some dumb, crazy, ridiculous- – Stupid. – Pizza slicers. We’re going to test them out. – But first we’re going to donate $1,000 to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention to aid in their mission to give those affected by suicide a nationwide community empowered by research, education and advocacy. Please join us in giving at afsp.org. – Thank you for being your mythical best and for hanging out with us – Thank you. in this More. How many pizza cutters do you have in your home? I probably have two. – [Stevie] I have two. A biggie- and a little-y. – Why do you need two? Cause if one’s in the dish, dish wash… – [Stevie] One came with my pizza stone. – I try not to wash… I try not to put the pizza cutter in the dishwasher. My wife and I actually have a little bit… And now I think that you’re… I would think that you would relate to this because my wife and I have a little bit of a different philosophy when it comes to what goes in the dishwasher. Now, first of all, if you’ve got a good set of knives, like real kitchen knives, don’t put them in the dishwasher, right? You’re not supposed to put those in the dishwasher. So we’ve had a few arguments over that. Not arguments, just me getting upset because they were in there. But I’m just like, listen, if I use the pizza cutter or the garlic frickin’ press. – Or like a lemon squeezer? You’re just talking about all it needs is a rinse. – It’s just a rinse. It’s only touching lemons. It’s only touching garlic. – [Stevie] Excuse me. – And next time- – [Stevie] The garlic press does not fall into that category because- – Yes, it does. Garlic is anti-bacterial! – [Stevie] It gets all up in there. It is a… You gotta get it out of there. – Or your drawer might smell like garlic. – [Stevie] You’re dishwasher isn’t gonna get it out. – Is what she’s saying. – I clean it with my hands. I take it and I rip the thing out. First of all, I got this new garlic press that the bottom part folds out so that all the mess that’s on the bottom, it swivels out and it’s exposed and you can just peel it off. It’s super easy to clean. I do that. And then I run it under the, like some hot water, no soap. Who needs soap? Put it back in. And she’s like, “Whoa, you’re not going to put that in the dishwasher?” I’m like, “Baby, I am the dishwasher.” – I am a rinser. Like if it doesn’t go in someone’s mouth or any orifices, then I’m going to- – I have stuck my garlic press. Mm. Yeah. Just, I mean, it was a wild night. (laughs) – I am a rinser though, because… – A rinser, yeah. – If you’re going to sink wash then you’ve got… you’ve got a risk of soap residue. I don’t like that. When I make my smoothie every morning, I use a scraper to scrape the smoothie stuff out of the mixer. And then I don’t lick the scraper. Whenever I’m done, I rinse out the mixer and the scraper and I let them dry. – The blender? You’re calling that a mixer? – Yeah. – Okay. – I meant blender. – [Stevie] This goes against everything I know about you. – I rinse out… I rinse it out… I make this smoothie and then I basically, immediately, I rinse it out- – I rinse the blender before I drink the smoothie. – Because I don’t want soap residue in there. And I don’t like putting it in the dishwater because I won’t have it – [Stevie] But you use soap. – the next morning. – [Stevie] You’re saying that you use soap though. – No. – You don’t need to use soap. – I don’t use soap. – [Stevie] What?! – Listen, I get… So Locke, my oldest, he’s a smoothie man as well. And his smoothie etiquette, his blender etiquette is just like the worst. He’s 16. This is the- – He leaves it out and it dries and cakes. – They can’t do much right. You know, their brains are not formed yet. – Right. – So, I mean, he just, he cannot… And I’m like, listen… and I’ll be making my smoothie. I’ll be like, “Watch what happens. Watch the way daddy does it.” I make the smoothie. I pour this smoothie. – Pour the smoothie. – I set the smoothie aside. – Scrape the smoothie. (crew chuckles) – My smoothie is… The consistency of my smoothie is such that it doesn’t need scraping. It pours out. I like that. That’s the consistency I go for. I immediately turn the hot water on and turn on the spray, not the stream. I run it around in there. It gets completely clean in less than eight seconds. – Yeah, and it’s all gone. – I clean the top. I put it back. I put it back and then I enjoy my smoothie. And I’m like, “Look at that. You see how clean it is? You got to clean it immediately. If you let it sit, those little chia seeds that you’re so fond of, they’re going to get stuck on everything.” And he’s like, “Okay, dad.” And then he doesn’t do it. – Not listening. Doesn’t do it. Not listening. You might as well just- Anything that doesn’t go in a human’s mouth can be rinsed. I don’t know about the garlic. I think that’s a weird one. – Garlic is antibacterial, antiviral. You do not need to put soap on it. – But it might stink up a drawer. – No, not mine. – Okay, Rhett, whatever. (Rhett laughs) So this is a cool one. – That’s like a saw. – This is a circular saw. And I like how- – I like that. So Josh let us know that the pizzas that we’re cutting, – That works well. – Not a sponsor, is Mama Celeste? – [Josh] Oh yeah, just like a mama used to make. – And this is what you used to enjoy? – [Josh] Yeah, I grew up on Mama Celeste pizzas, but I had the supreme, they had a little bits of green on it. That might be bell pepper. I don’t know. – This is just a dumb monkey on a unicycle. I mean, there’s no great place to grip this. – [Stevie] Oh, and you’re supposed… I don’t know if he said this. You’re supposed to be ranking them from most expensive to least expensive after you try all of them. – Okay. This is made by Fred, which also made that. So Fred is really into… See this one, you can’t push down on the top like that. I like that one ’cause you can really have some downward pressure. – The handle situation on this one’s nice. – You don’t really… This will break quickly. This is a sad, soft piece of pizza. But if you had like something that was crispy, this thing’s gonna fail immediately. – [Josh] Never said my childhood was happy. – Oh, yeah. You can’t really… You can’t get a good grip on that really. – I find it strange that pizza cutters, there are so many novelty pizza cutters because it’s not the type of thing you typically leave out on your counter, is it? I mean, do I- – [Stevie] No, and those look like toys. I feel like a kid would take them and play with them. – Yeah. This is- – Do you see the immediate- – This is a toy ax. – Do you see the immediate design flaw with this one and with the one that’s in your hand? – Yeah. Well, let’s see. It’s about to go up in that ax and then you can’t get it out. – Yes. The blade is not exposed. You have to have a fully… The thing about this one is it basically is… First of all- – Look at that. – The fact that this thing had a monkey on it made us use it in a completely stupid way. Like this. You just use it like a regular pizza cutter and you just hold it like a… this is just a regular pizza cutter. – Ha! We fell for the monkey. – And we were like, we have to hold the monkey like this. – This right here is the absolute stupidest because- – This is the best one so far. – You’re right. Look. All of that gunk is going inside of this where it’s unwashable. – Yeah. You got to put that in the dishwasher. – Or rinse-able. – You got to put that in a dishwasher and you know how much I hate doing that. – And the same goes for this one. – Our dishwasher was broken for like eight weeks during this time that we’re all stuck at home because we had to get a new one and then they brought it out and they screwed it up when they installed it, and then we could never get him to come back. Man, I forgot what it was like to have a dishwasher. – This one’s got two. – This is so stupid. I hate this one. – Yeah, that is so stupid. – I mean, look at that. There’s cheese up in my ax. – Don’t even wash that. – [Both] Throw it away. – But cuss at it as you’re throwing it away. – Pie, get it? – [Josh] Why were you looking at me when you said that, like I made the ax one? – For all they know, there’s 40 people standing over here, Josh. – [Josh] Oh, fair. Sorry. (crew laughing) – Make it seem like there’s more going on, Josh. – [Josh] Be quiet back there! – Yeah, right. – All 39 of you. (Rhett chuckles) Okay. – [Stevie] You guys are so… This is the angriest product review ranking. – It’s so stupid! (crew laughing) – [Stevie] Just angry the whole time. – We hate novelty pizza cutters. Now, this one does have two wheels though. – [Link] And I wonder if there’s a way, like you start there and then you decide to go… If you try to cut, like in a circle, you’re making two different cuts. – I do like the grippy of that though. – Yeah. – But yeah- – [Link] But you shouldn’t try to change the direction. – [Rhett] Oh, the wheels too small though. Look, how it gets caught up on the- – [Link] Put it right in the middle. – Look how my pizza’s getting caught on it. Oh, but look, I can just do… This is useful if you had a very small pizza, like no bigger than this, and you had something that one person was allergic to on one side and you didn’t want to take it to the other side. That’s what this is for. And see, like, hold on. I’m going to only cut your side and I’m only going to cut my side with this side. So the black olives that will instantly kill you are only on my side. – But it has that problem, has the cleaning problem. – It has the cleaning problem. I guess that… you know what? – Ironically, we’ve talked ourselves into liking the monkey the best once we realized this- – Well, there’s another one that, I think, makes noises. – I’m saving that one. – Oh, save it. – For just me. – Oh. (chuckles) – For my personal channel. Not Rhett, just Link. (Rhett laughs) It starts with, “Not Rhett”. (laughs) – This appears to be… – Is that a musical pizza cutter? – Is this a… is this a Star Wars? It doesn’t say- – Hit that button and find out. – [Stevie] Oh, and we probably will have to take out this audio in the video, but we should describe it once you hit the button. – The button says demo. – Let’s demo it. – [Voiceover] As you wish. – Boba Fett. – [Voiceover] As you wish. – [Stevie] Oh, it’s not music. We can listen to Boba Fett saying that. That’s all it says. – [Voiceover] As you wish. – Only says one thing. – [Stevie] That’s great. – What does the back button do? – [Voiceover] As you wish. – What is that? I think if you hold it down, you can record something. Hey, Mando, come slice this pizza. – [Voiceover] As you wish. – Ah, it didn’t. – Yeah, yeah. Perfect. – What is that? Is it a record… I mean, because it says demo, it makes me think that you could record. Would I hold onto that? Would I push in that for a while until it beeps? – [Stevie] Chase is saying that that’s the release so that the battery pack releases from the rest and you can wash it. – [Voice] Hold it. – Oh. – [Voice] Pull the metal. – Pull the metal. – Oh. – Oh, oh, yeah. – Ooh, look at that. You never wash the handle. – Talk about washing. – And then you put that in there. – This one’s got some points going for it. So you can be like- – [Voiceover] As you wish. As you wish. As you wish. As you wish. As you wish. As you wish. As you wish. As you wish. – This thing- – [Voiceover] As you wish. – It starts to sound- – [Voiceover] As you wish. – It starts to sound like, “A Jewish.” – [Voiceover] As you wish. As you wish. – [Stevie] I was like, why did he say such an offensive and odd thing? (laughs) – No, he doesn’t sound like- – [Voiceover] As you wish. – A Jewish person. It sounds like he’s saying, “A Jewish.” – What kind of pizza is this? – [Voiceover] As you wish. – A Jewish. – A Jewish pizza. (crew laughs) – This will break within three uses. Matter of fact, I bet you can break it within one use. – [Voiceover] As you wish. – See? Look at that. – [Stevie] Okay, you have to rank them according to how expensive you think they are, now that you’ve broken that one. (chuckles) – It’s so flimsy. – Well, this one says things. – [Voiceover] As you wish. – First of all, this one’s the only one that is worth thinking about owning. You gotta have maximum disk exposure. – Disk exposure. – Don’t ever buy an unexposed disk. – I think this is the order if you put this one top. – No, no, no, no, no. This one is the most expensive. – [Voiceover] As you wish. – You put that one least expensive? We’re doing price. – Oh, yeah, it’s got electronics in it. – [Voiceover] As you wish. As you wish. – Should I keep… – [Voiceover] As you wish. – Put it it in the middle ’cause I don’t think it’s more expensive. – Yeah, this one’s heavy duty, but these are all… These are from the same place, I think. – Well, this one’s got wood in it. – No, it doesn’t. That’s not wood. That is wood. – It’s real wood, so maybe- – That doesn’t matter. – [Stevie] Okay, the cheapest one is the ax for $5.05. – Horrible. – [Stevie] Then the Star Wars pizza cutter for $9.99. Then the saw for $17.36. The pie sign for $19.99. – Dang. – [Stevie] And the monkey on a unicycle for $20. – Yeah, the monkey on the unicycle is a legit pizza cutter. I’m going to take it home, add it to my collection. – [Voiceover] As you wish. As you wish. (upbeat music) – You wanna hang out with us longer? – [Voiceover] As you wish. – We’re just going to sit here though. – [Voiceover] As you wish. – [Link] Want to look your mythical best this fall? Well, grab our newest crew sweatshirts now available at mythical.com.