(rooster crows) (animal roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – [Rhett] Oh… – We’re gonna taste some hybrid chip dust. – Drawer Destroyer! – First time ever. Season 18 new wheel ending, Drawer Destroyer. – [Rhett] Which one is it? Third one? (Rhett laughs manically) – You don’t even know which drawer it is. What the heck, man. – We get to destroy what’s in the drawer! – Okay, so this is, this, hold it. Okay, so we’ve got… (Rhett laughing maniacally) We got a nice, hold on now. – I got both hammers. (laughs) – Can I have a hammer? – Yeah, I was waiting for you to take it. – Okay. – We might need goggles for this, but I just think close your eyes. You got glasses. – Yeah, you close your eyes. – Yeah. – You want a first hit? Just go for it. – Do it away from the mic. – This is not as exciting as I wanted it to be. You’re slowing it down too much. – I’m slowing it down? – Yeah, you’re controlling too much. – I could be building it up. (loud thump) (screams) – You missed it! You basically missed it entirely. As you tried to keep (thumps) eye contact with me. Oh my gosh. (thump) Wait, wait, this might be a bad idea. – [Stevie] This is a bad idea. – The whole rooftop shot over there and there’s dust everywhere. We need to cover up our– – Well, I mean, we just– – [Stevie] There you have it, the one and only time we’re ever going to land on that spot. – I mean, no one got hit. – I mean, that was awesome. (laughing) – You thought I was building it up too much. – You slowed it down, man. I wanted Drawer Destroyer, what I was thinking it was like. You get it, you put it on it, you destroy it and you… (cries out) That’s what you do. – We’ll do that next time. You want to destroy that part with your hands? – Yeah, I’ll just.. – Splinters. – I’ll just break it. (snaps) I’ll just break it off and then, (snaps) break it off and then (snaps) break it off and then… (grunting) (grunting and laughing) (grunting) – That reminds me of, like the um, the martial art blooper videos where the guys are trying to break something, and it just doesn’t happen. – Yeah. – Those are hard to watch, but hard to stop watching, – You know, the updated version of those martial arts videos is little kids at martial arts competitions, getting frustrated and starting to cry and all their friends start cheering them on and then they break it and everybody’s like, “Yay!” – Oh really? – That’s the new, that’s the updated version. It makes you feel good. Makes you feel good. – Oh man. – [Stevie] Look at how nicely you guys stacked those pieces. And you’re cleaning off the desk. Thank you. – It’s called Drawer Destroyer. And then you clean up after yourself. – That was kind of a role reversal here. I thought I was going to get hurt. I wasn’t trying to control. I just, I sensed impending doom. If that would have gone this way. – You’d be fine, man. – It could have– – It’s balsa wood. You can’t get, listen. If I had the sharpest piece of balsa wood in the world and I tried to stab it on you, it wouldn’t happen. – All right, so we’ve got some pulverized chips. You have your own ramekin. We talk about ramekins so much, maybe we should sell ramekins, Mythical Ramekins, so you can taste your own pulverized chip combos. There’s two here. How are we going to do this? We’re going to dip our tongue. We could dip our fingers. – [Rhett] I’m going tongue. – There’s definitely birdhouse pieces in mind. (Mythical Crew laughs) All right, so… – Do you have to know the brand or the flavor? – [Stevie] What? – You’re trying to mix it. You’re trying to figure out what you mixed together, right? – [Stevie] Yeah. – So, Stevie we’ll taste, then you, can you give us a three, two, one? – [Stevie] Yeah, sure. – So you, it would be, it’s not like Doritos. It’s Nacho Cheese Doritos. – [Stevie] No, no, no. It’s just Doritos. – Oh, okay. All right. (crunching) I definitely got one. I think I got both of these. – [Stevie] Ready? Three, two, one. – Doritos, Lay’s. – Doritos, Pringles. – [Stevie] It’s Doritos and Pringles. – Oh, I knew Pringles, but I went with Lay’s for that one. – Okay, so I got that one. – Nacho Cheese Doritos? – [Stevie] I do not have that information. – Yeah they were. (distant speaking) Do what? (distant speaking) Oh, we got to come up with a name. – Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] That’s the fun part. – Oh, I forgot about that. – Uh, Purritos. Dringles, Doringles. – Dingles, Dingleberries, Dingletoes. – Doritatingles. Doritingles. – Tingle, tingle, Tingledoor. That’s that’s a Harry Potter character. – Tingle… – [Stevie] This is a fictional character that we created in 2013 that we created in 2013 that I don’t think the writer who wrote this knew. – Oh really? So we recreated it unknowingly. Pingorto. What year did you say? – [Stevie] 2013. – 2013. – Dor, Dory. – [Stevie] It’s a character that we created. – Well that’s happened quite a bit. – What does this, does it start with Pringles or Doritos? – [Stevie] It starts with a D. – Okay. – Donny. – [Stevie] It was an animated fictional character. – The Dongle. – [Stevie] Yup, Dongles. – Dongles. Door, there’s not an -ong sound in that, but I’ll, I’ll go for it. All right, so that’s number one. Number two. I feel like it’s cheating to look at it, but we’re both cheating. (crunching) – [Stevie] This one’s difficult. These are not immediate chips that I would guess. – One of these is really airy. (crunching) Cheesy. Airy. Okay. I know what it is. – I got one of them. – [Stevie] Wanna guess? – I actually don’t know what the… – Yeah. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Chex Mix and pea chips – Bugles and cheese puffs. Like those long cheese puffs. – [Stevie] Cheese puffs is one. – Cheese puffs and Veggie Straws. – [Stevie] Yeah. – He saw it. – Zach threw the answer out there. All right, so we’re looking at Veggie Straws and cheese puffs and trying to come up with the name. I mean cheese straws is a thing – And veggie puffs is a thing, so those aren’t fun. Veggie Stuffs, Cheese Stuffs. Chezzy Stuffs. – Chest… Why don’t you just call it Chest Hair? Chest. – Veggie Straws. It’s Stuff It. – [Stevie] Nope. – Strut, strut, strut. – Hisvuffs. – Strut your veggie stuff. – Vegis. – [Stevie] This is a very G-rated name, I’ll say. – It’s G-rated? – [Stevie] It’s G-rated, yeah. – G-rated, as in like G-funk – G-rated, as in like G-funk as in original gangster? – Cheese. Cheese Paws. – [Stevie] Yep. – Cheese Paws. – Aw, Cheese Paws. That’s so G-rated. – Boring! G-rated. Alright, we got another one. They’re all orange and yellow. Every single one of them. (clink) I just hit the ramekin on my teeth. – Okay. One of these is super, super strong. – One of these is super obv. – I think I got it. – Okay, I got it. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Sunchips and Cheetos. – Yes, that’s what it is. For some reason I was going to call it, I was trying to say Churritos. – Well you’re to that, Sunchips and Cheetos so, we tied that one. – Well, I didn’t actually say it, but that was my answer. Yeah. I mean, you can kind of look at this one and tell, ’cause that’s why I don’t think we should be looking. – [Stevie] This is like a, I’d give it a PG or a G. I’d give it a PG or a G, G, PG-rating on this one. – Sun Toes. Toes… – Sun Toes is a pretty good answer. – Tip, tip, Tip Toes. – Cheat, Cheat Chips. – Cheettos. (laughing) – Cheat Toes. – So I’m just adding a T. – Chippos. – I have it, Cheetos! – Sun Hippos. – Sun… – Chippos. – Ch, ch, ch, ch, chips. Sun… Spich Nuts. (laughing) That’s Sunchips backwards. Spich Nuts! – Cheaps and cheat. – I mean that doesn’t sound G-rated. That is a good expletive. If you really like, if you, if you chip your toe, then you say Spich Nuts. – Spich Nuts. – Spich. Spich is a fun word. – Spich! – Spich Nuts. – Chee Tips. Chee Dips. – I would have that tattooed on my body in a place no one can see. Spich Nuts. – Sun Cheat. Cheat is one of them. – Cheat is one of them. Cheat Hips. – [Stevie] Nope. – Cheat, Cheat Day. Cheat Ship. – Sun Hoes. (both laughing) – Going down to the beach. Sunchips, Cheetos. Cheat… – Chips Hoes. – Cheat Ships. – We’re not going to get this one. – What’s it start with? (Stevie sputtering) – What’s it start with? What letter? – [Stevie] It’s starts with an S, but I was trying to give you a bigger clue than that. – Sip Toes. – [Stevie] It kind of sounds like a major gas station chain that– a major gas station chain that– a major gas station chain that– – Sunco. – Sheet Chips. – Sunaco. – [Stevie] Sheet… – Sheets. – Sheetz is the name of the gas station, yes. – Sheetz Chips. – Sheetos. – [Stevie] Sheetos, yeah. – Sheetos. – Sheetos! – Okay. (laughs) – Oh, this one is all– – It’s all yellow. – A consistant flavor. Two things that have the same… – Oh, oh. – I know what this is, but I don’t know what the other one is. It’s definitely… – [Stevie] What if this was how you ate chips? Like what if chips weren’t chips? – They wouldn’t be as popular. – It’s all about the flavor. I mean, the flavor is still good. – [Stevie] You just got yourself like a little bowl of crumbs, and then you lick the bowl. – I feel like one of them is pretty obvious, but… – All right, let’s guess. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Bugles and Bugles. – Fritos and Bugles. I think it’s just Bugles. – [Stevie] Bugles is one. – Not Fritos though? – [Stevie] Nope. – Bugles and… – Bugles and… – It’s very powdery. – Bugles and Lay’s? – [Stevie] Nope. What’s a golden brown? I mean, this has the consistency of brown sugar. – Bugles and Funyuns? – [Stevie] Yep. – Oh, you got one. – I was about to say, it’s gotta be something that was exactly the same as Bugles. All right. – And onion flavored Bugle would be a good idea. All right, Bugles and Funyuns. – Throw it up there, Zach. Don’t get shy on us. Alright. – Fungals. – Bunyans. – [Stevie] Yep. (laughing) – Yeah. – I’ve seen enough of those on my older relatives feet. Like old people like to talk about bunions. “I got a bunion.” – You wait until you get one. – At least in my family. “I got a bunion. “Look at it.” (sniffs) – It’s got a cinnamon sort of smell to it. (coughs) – Don’t inhale. “I didn’t inhale!” – What is going on with these? – It does not taste good together. Alright, I got a guess. (coughs) – Hold on. (clears throat) Okay. – [Stevie] Three. – Oh, I just lost the name of it. Shoot. Um, um… Ha, okay. – Ha. – [Stevie] Two, one. – Hot Cheetos and Barbecue Lay’s. – Hot Fries and Barbecue Lay’s. Andy Capp’s Hot Fries. – [Stevie] Barbecue Lay’s is one. – What is that? What is the Andy Capp fry? – Are those Jalapeno Kettle Chips? – [Stevie] What? Like those Hot Jalapeno Kettle Chips? – [Stevie] No. – What’d you say, Link? – What’s the Andy Capp? – Hot Fries. – [Stevie] It’s not that. – It’s not Hot Cheetos either. – [Stevie] Nope. – Is it Spicy Doritos? – [Stevie] Nope. – Fritos. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Yeah, okay. Alright, so I got that one. – Well, why is it hot? – It’s not. You thought it was, and so did I, but it ain’t. – Barberitos. – Toe Lay’s. Toe Laid. – Freelay. – Free Lay. – Queue the free Lay. That line never works for me. – Barbetos. – “Barbetos.” – [Stevie] You’re close. – Freebecues! – Freebecues. (laughing) Freebecue is good. Uh, Barbeto? Barbelay. Barbeto. Barbefree. (Mythical Crew laughing) Barbeto, is that it? – [Stevie] Barbetos is close, if you… – Barbefries. – Barbefree. – Barbfree Barbly Frey. – Barbfree Barbly Frey. – Barbtoes. – See al echa brab. – See al echa brab. Nope. – [Stevie] What if Barb was short for something, but not the full thing that it’s short for? – Barbara. Barb, Barb wire, Barb, Barb fried Barb. – Barbetos. – Barb fry, fry, fry. – [Stevie] You’re just saying the same thing. I’m saying Barb is a nickname. – Barbara. – [Stevie] Yeah, but what is another nickname for Barbara? – Babs. – [Stevie] That is longer than Barb. – Barbarena. (Mythical Crew laughs) – What’s a nickname for Barb that’s longer than Barb? – [Stevie] What’s a nickname for Barbara that’s longer than Barb? – Barba. – Babs. Bang-er-ee. – Barbar. Barbar. – You have a dog with that name. What do you call it? Barbar, Barbara, Barbs, Babs. – Nothing that she’s– – Sweet little lady. – Sweet little lady? – Yeah. Call her lots of things. Stinky girl. (laughing) You call her stinky girl? – Yeah, I say you’re the stinkiest one. – Is she stinky? – Not really. – Sometimes she doesn’t smell great. – She’s a dog, you know. – Free, free Barbara from the lady. – Free, free Barbara from the lady. I don’t know. I don’t know. We have one more, Stevie. – [Stevie] It’s a Mattel toy. – Barbie. Barbietos. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Barbietos. Barbie doesn’t actually have toes. Last one. Eugh. – Oh. – This tastes like grain. – Oh, I know what that is, but I can’t remember what. There’s a familiar taste, but… (crunching) – I think we’re in cracker territory. – It’s uh, what are those? (thunks) I have one guess for one part of it. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – It’s a pretzel kind of thing. – Wheat Thins, Chex Mix. – [Stevie] Nope. – It’s like a… – It’s not good. I don’t want to taste it anymore. – It’s like a round, it’s like a round, oblong chip. – Is it a cracker? – Like a Wheat Thin is not a chip. – [Stevie] No. You would use this whilst eating hummus. – Yeah. It’s one of those, it’s one of those sticks. I don’t know what you call it. – Pita chip. – [Stevie] Yeah, pita chip. – Pita chip and… – Pita chip and Goldfish. Pita chips and more pita chips is what I’d say. – [Stevie] You use this other chip for dipping as well. – Tortilla. – [Stevie] Yeah. Tostito’s. – Okay. Tostito’s– – Pitatitos. – [Stevie] This one you should get. – Pitos. – [Stevie] Yep. (laughing) – Pitos. – Yeah, Pitos. – That sounds great, doesn’t it? (Mythical Crew laughing) Oh man. You know what? I would like to drive a bus. – Well, that could probably be arranged. – Let’s make that happen. I’m wanna get my bus license. I mean, we can make that a series. “Link Gets His Bus License.” Who’s on board? – [Rhett] Prop up our Mythical content with a Mythical or GMM PopSocket available now at mythical.com.