(rooster crowing) (beast roaring) (wheel clattering) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna make some grandpa soap, ’cause we are on a Pinterest tip today. – But first, we’re going to guess what this word means. It is nudiustertian. – Nudiustertian. – Nudiustertian, so I see nudiust, nudiustertian. So I’m going to go with nude, so you definitely naked. – Nudiustertian. – It’s when you make an assertion while nude and everybody listens. Everybody’s like, oh, he just made a nudiustertian. – When the naked person talks, everybody listens. – Everybody listens. – What’s the correct answer? Two days ago, i.e. the day before yesterday. – What, well, why is it harder to say than the day before yesterday? Nudiustertian? Does anybody know how to pronounce that? – Nudiustertian. – Nudiustertian. – The day before yesterday. I am pouring an entire bottle of Old Spice Classic after shave into this. – And I am pouring a second bottle. – I’mma go ahead and turn it on, so it can get hot. – Man, don’t you, do you like that smell? I’ve always been a fan of that. – I mean, it reminds me of my grandpa because he smelled like this. I think he actually had Old Spice soap on a rope. I mean- – At what point can we- – Talk about soap on a rope being such a grandpa thing. – Let’s talk about it. – At what point can we agree upon? Well when our kids have children? – No, but at what point can we use this aftershave not-ironically? – When our kids have children. – Well. – How often do you think about becoming a granddad? – Pretty much nonstop. – I just- – I haven’t set my heart on it, man, you know? – Yeah, the kids may not want to have kids. – It’s different, it’s a different world, these days. – We are gonna make a soap that will make you feel close to grandpa even if you have to remain socially distanced for the holidays. You know, many people, they’re just not, they’re still not getting together. – Especially around grandpa. – Especially around grandpa. – Cause grandpa is high risk. – So we’ve got some gold bond. We got some, this is banana, I mean, this is a banana cream pudding. It says jello, but that’s just the brand, right? This is pudding. Because of banana pudding, banana pudding, what your grandpa smells like. We’re going to put toothpicks in this? – It says do not apply near flame or while smoking. – Werther’s Originals. – So put it on a boiler. Yeah, that’s okay. – Look at what happened to these Werther’s, they’re just in a thing and, at room temp, they’re all stuck together. Like I cannot get it out of the freaking- – The first warning on Old Spice is that it’s flammable. – [Stevie] I don’t like that. – [Voice] There’s no flame. – There’s just an explosion. – Put a lid on it, that’ll fix it. – [Stevie] Put other stuff in it. – Let’s go ahead and let’s go ahead and dilute it with Werther’s. Let’s go ahead and dilute it with Werther’s Originals. – I can’t get them out. – What is happening? – I’ll tell you where we’re having a tough day. I think we cut most of it out of the episode but this is, this has been difficult. Look at this. It’s like we’re jinxed. – Well, I got to use this to stir. I’ll make sure that I don’t spill any out onto the hot plate. I mean, it can’t be that flammable. – Okay, there we go. – Try not to splash so much. – So we got Werther’s. – There’s a sizzle – Here, let me put some powder in there. – You got the fire extinguisher over there? We might be about to create a classic GMM moment. So I’m always, I’m always conscious of the things that I’m saying before the classic GMM moment because they live on in infamy. – Cause you want, you want to say that you predicted it? – No, I just don’t want to look like a fool. You know me. – All right. So this is, I’m calling this pudding the binding agent. – Yeah, that’s good, binding agent, you know what? I believe that that acted like an anti fire. – And now we’ve got- – Pudding can’t burn. I’ve tried it. – We got some toothpicks. This is the most suspicious thing that we’re actually putting in. – Wood can’t burn, that will stop the reaction. – A little bit of Gold Bond foot powder. – Is Gold Bond combustible? – And I’ll put the– stir that up a little bit and put the lid on it. – I think I got to keep it stirring. – Ooh, grandpa. Hmm, that’s good. This is good grandpa. This is foot grandpa. Foot and face coming together for a soap. We’re not putting anything in this that actually makes soap, but we will wash with it. – Yep. Yeah, some sort of wax or fat would have been. You got some wax or fat? You got any more crayons? – No. All right. So have you ever had a soap on a rope? Have you ever witnessed soap on a rope in real life? – At like a shop, yeah. Like at a shop that was like, isn’t this cute that we have this thing that people say that no one uses that – He, he used it. He used it. I mean, when I would spend the night at my grandparent’s house and take a shower over there I’d be like, dang, this, that soap has a rope in it. – But what is the point? – I think it’s, so that it just hangs and then you take it off and you’d like lather up with it. And I, if I remember correctly, you could use the rope as like an exfoliator. – This isn’t going to do. – It was like a thick rope. – Nothing is going to happen to this. – Yeah it is, the uh- – [Stevie] I think you have to put, don’t you have to put the lid on to get it to boil? – Yeah, we have a mustache mold. We’re going to pour into that. Let me see the mustache mold now. – I don’t know how that’s going to get thick. – Chuck D said soul on a roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope. Public enemy. Lyric. I mean soap on a rope lives in infamy, look at that. That is a mustache mold. – Is that for like making ice mustaches? – No, it’s for making grandpa’s soap. – I’ve got a little bit of boil. We’re boiling Old Spice. – You need to stir that, the Werther’s are down there at the bottom. – Is it worth it? – They’re the original. – [Stevie] Is it weird that this is the first time I’ve ever seen the Old Spice after shave bottle situation? Have you? It looks like a little, like milk. – I had one of these exactly like this in like middle school that I used. When I started shaving. – You shaved in middle school? When did I start shaving? – I mean, I had to shave like my, a little bit, a little bit of goat and probably like seventh or eighth grade. If not, it was like nasty. Definitely. – This is plastic but I think it used to be glass or maybe metal actually. I don’t know. Come on. – It’ll reduce a little bit. – Oh yeah. Ben giving us a hot tip. – We want it to reduce. – Let’s put this here. – [Stevie] One time, my mom was cleaning out my grandmother’s pantry and she found jello from 1982. And my grandma was like, leave that, I was going to make that. – Oh gosh. – [Stevie] She was like, mom, it was like 35 years old at the time. – I think it might still be. I mean, it’s just a powder. – It’s just a powder. – Reminder, the last quarterly collectible item of 2020, the Rhett and Link bobbleheads. There they are. If you want to get those and you’re not already a third degree, monthly member of the Mythical Society by the end of October. Well, you can still get them but in order to qualify, you got to join third degree, quarterly or annual plan by December 31st in order to qualify. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details. – How much Gold Bond do you think we can put in there to thicken it up? Cause we need that. – Yeah, let’s try that. – Just take the whole top off. Taking the top off my Gold Bond. Okay. – Treat the Gold Bond like flour. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s a good idea. – Now we’re getting somewhere. – Now we’re making soap. – Now we got grandpa. Grandpa is going to reconstitute himself right here. Grandpa is going to emerge. – It just keeps coming out. – Gold Bond lasts forever. I got Gold Bond for my senior year in high school. – That you’re still using? – Yeah, I don’t know how the company makes money. It lasts so long. They keep coming out with new products and getting Shaq to talk about them. – I have never used Gold Bond. – Turn it off, turn it off. I don’t want this to go onto the thing. Are your nether regions moist all the time? – No, that’s all good. No, that’s why I still have a Gold Bond. I hadn’t used it in the decades. – That looks like pancake batter. – More a high school thing. The nether regions are as moist as they’re ever going to be in high school. And then they slowly dry out as you get older. – Okay, so what you need to do is just pour that on that mold. – I feel like I need another glove cause I can’t pour this. – Here, put your hand in that. Put your fingers in the right place. Like a child. Now your thumb goes over here and your fingers go over here. There you go, one, two, three, four, five. – Stir it up. – Oh gosh, here it comes again. Starting to overflow. I feel like, oh man it smells. – Does it smell like grandpa? There we go. There we go. What’s happening? I don’t know. I thought it was pouring a lot more. – Yeah – There we go. That’s it. Fill her up. – Perfect. – Fill her up and then put it on the tray beside it. Just move it over. We’ve already got one. We got one that’s been chilled. So after going through all that trouble through the magic of someone else already doing this we already have some perfectly set, chilled soaps right here. Doesn’t that look perfect. – No, ours looked like they were going to turn out better than that. – Well, yeah, if you, if you do say so yourself now. Oh God. I wouldn’t take those off. – Well how’re you gonna wash your hands? What? I think we need to pull these mustaches out. Well, I’ll do it. Oh look, there’s a mustache. – Yeah, that’s good. – There’s one. Look at that. – Does it smell like grandpa? – Yup, here you go. There’s one. Oh wow, grandpa. Oh, okay. Well look at that. That one’s got a Werther’s sitting on it. – I got two Werther’s in mine. I would just rub it, and you just rub it in your hands. Grandpa. – Grandpa. – This is almost as good as seeing grandpa. Yeah, that’d be an- oh gosh. Get it really strong on your hands, and then take a big whiff of your palm. That’s so much grandpa. – Come here, come here. Let me give you sugar. Give me some sugar! – Join the third degree, quarterly or annual plan of the Mythical Society by December 31st to get the Rhett and Link bobbleheads. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.