(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More We’re going to do a mashed potato sculpting. We each have an assignment on here. We do not know what it is. And we’re going to guess what the other person’s is. Cause we don’t know that one either, – But first we want to congratulate. Anna! You’re our #merchicality winner for sportin’ that merch out in the wild. And when you do that, sometimes we pick you and then we give you $30 at the mythical.com store. – 30 Whoppers? – 30 whole dollars. – Hashtag what’s the hashtag? – Merchic…oh. – Merchicality. – Sorry. – There are people who I think constantly have a tooth pick in their mouth. – Growing up. There was lots of menfolk who just had this. I mean, you instantly, – I think it might’ve been I’ve – Instantly I’ve transform. – I’ve quit smoking cigarettes, but I need something. I need that oral fixation. – I’ve got an oral fixation, y’all. I mean it’s kind of like a baby, but I don’t have a therapist, so that’s not the way that I would talk about it. You know. – I too have an oral fixation. – Yeah. I’m fixated on oral. – I always like to have a, a stick hanging outta my mouth. – Yeah. – I’m fixated on it. – So fixated on it. Don’t you feel like vulnerable though? Like somebody could just come up and boom! Just right, just send it right to your tongue. – That’s just, I’m about to lose it. – That’s part of, that’s a part of having, – I’m about to lose it. I can’t use my hands. – Can you do the tooth pick tricks? Can you do tooth pick tricks? – Make it flip in your mouth? – Yeah, I can’t, my mouth’s too small. You’re gonna, Oh, you’re gonna hurt yourself. Don’t do it. Don’t, don’t do it. Don’t. No. Don’t do it. Oh gosh. – It’s easy. – I can’t, my mouth is, – Light it on fire and I’ll do it. – My mouth’s way too small for that, man. – Oh, it’s easy. – Well, I ain’t even gonna to try it? Okay, we’re going to look at these prompts and then we’re gonna.. What if I hit you right on the bottom, just, (laughing) and it went into your brain and killed you, right here. – That would, – Would I go to jail? Would I go to jail for that? If it was a joke? – [Stevie] Let me Google that. – Gosh, Rhett, dang. Come on, man. We’re about to freaking sculpt with taters and you’re over here talkin’ about – killing a man. – What if I just pop your jaw? – Shut up. – And it went, (clicking sound) and all of a sudden you went, (gurgle) and you just fell over. You remember, It would go on one of them videos. – Faces of Death. – I’m sayin’, you, you, – You wouldn’t be able to upload it on this channel. – No, don’t watch that. – I got a oral fixation. I got a oral fixation with a certain type of video. – Okay. I’m going to sculpt. Oh. (cup thuds) – Start the clock. I’m going to sculpt, – This is not easy. – This is not easy. Oh crad. – Whoa, that feels good. – Okay. So what’s happening here? – That feels, Oh man. – Ooh. – That’s instant, right? – That is, That is, – That’s some instant taters, man. – This is, This is the crap they put inside a baby diaper. – This is, this is, – What is that? This is like what you get at camp. This is when they had to feed so many children all at once and they just, the standards go completely out the window. (metal clinking) – Camp is like prison for good kids. – Okay. Okay. – ‘Cause it’s like, – Startin’ my, – Oh my gosh. – Yeah. – That it’s, it’s floats kind of like, – Yeah, just like camp. It’s just like we’re back at camp. – Look at that. I mean that just dissipated like snow. – He hasn’t pooped all week and all he’s doing is annoying everybody. (laughing) – I do need to go to the bathroom. (laughing) Sorry. Now what, what I’ve got to do is not easy. – I’m starting with the easy part of mine. – I don’t think, I don’t think mine. I don’t think mine’s possible. – Really? But you’re like, I mean, you kind of, you, you really shine when we sculpt. – I’ll try my best. – You really shine when we sculpt. I’ve always thought that about you. (clears throat) – Tater crackin, tater making craters. Tater crater, crater, tater. What do We call it. – [Stevie] Tater crater. – Tater crater maker. Tater crater maker. – Oh God. ♪ – I’m a tater crater maker. ♪ ♪ Would you like a crater in your tater, baby? ♪ – Yup. – I’m going, – Yeah, you should probably ♪ – I’m going to make you a crater in your tater. ♪ – Stop with that rambling. Stop. ♪ – I’m going to make me a tater ♪ ♪ that stands up on its own. ♪ – Do you remember the first night at camp? When they took us down, or was it the last night at camp? – I remember one like, – The counselors, they started a big fire out in that field. – Well, a bonfire. – Yeah, but, – Not like a forest fire. – Then they try to make it a little bit like a ritual. And I remember like, the way that the counselors like started chanting, they had like nicknames and stuff. I thought they were so cool. – Yeah. It was, it was, it was a different type of thing. – I was like, I want to come back here. – Never again because my friend is scared of it. – Yeah. Right. I didn’t go back. I asked my mom the next year I was like, so can we go to camp again? She was like, well, Sue said that Link is never going back. So if you want to go by yourself, – You try and not to crap for a whole week and see how you feel. – And I was like, And it was back in the day, when we were like kids. So we didn’t talk about things like. It wasn’t like, I was like, – I’m a little afraid. – You didn’t tell me you were afraid. I didn’t know that you hadn’t pooped. – [Stevie] Wait, you were afraid of pooping? – He’s afraid of – [Stevie] Or you just – [Stevie] didn’t poop. – Both. – I hope that’s clear – what it is. – Both. – They also made you line up and take a shower and they would time you, they would time you. – [Stevie] So you had to poop, but you held it for a week? – No you, yes. – [Stevie] You weren’t just like constipated? – I was. At a certain point you become that way, yes. But at first it’s like, Oh, you know, whenever I travel. I mean the further I travel. – [Stevie] You might be constipated, but you’re not scared of pooping and hold it in. Are you? – Well, the stalls, the stalls were like open. I was afraid of anyone walking in, anybody walking in on me, pooping. – They also made you take really short showers. – I know they would time you. They’d time, – [Stevie] It seems like a weird camp. – Oh it was. – They were like, the bathrooms were outdoors. Kind of. They were very rugged and, shoot. – I can’t say that I enjoyed pooping that week, but I did poop. I didn’t just stop pooping because it was unpleasant. – It’s an anxiety thing. Like, you know, my youngest, he doesn’t, he doesn’t like the idea of going camping because he thinks about like all of the, the poop, the pooping of it. – [Stevie] Well, it’s not, yeah. It’s not fun. – No, it’s not fun. – [Stevie] But I just had assumed that your camp had doors on the bathroom. – I think when you embrace it. – I think they had doors, but they would swing open really easily or something. So it was, it was worse in my mind than it probably was in reality. – The thing I didn’t get to tell you on Ear Biscuits. When I was talking about my solo trip, I actually said I was going to talk about it. Then I forgot about it. Cause we got into so many other things, but one of the best parts of the trip for me was pooping. – [Stevie] I think you did. You told us that, you certainly told me. I think you did tell me. – Stevie let me pull you aside and tell you somethin’. – [Stevie] I think you told it on, more. – [Stevie] I mean, please. – When I talked about pooping – in the open field? – [Stevie] Yeah, but it’s okay. – Tell us again, man. – [Stevie] Maybe it was just me and let’s hear about it again. – Well, I enjoyed it so much. I’ll talk about it twice. Yeah. I pooped in an open field. (laughing in background) And I got to say, – That is a different type of problem. – I think, – It’s not that you don’t have a problem. – That’s the way, – You have a different one. – That’s the way to break your son in to the joys of pooping. I might write a book. You know what? Don’t worry about it. I’ll write a book. – [Stevie] But there was no one – [Stevie] Else. – What would it be called? – [Stevie] You couldn’t – [Stevie] see anyone else. – The joys of pooping. – [Stevie] You were alone. – Yeah. Oh, I was so alone. – [Stevie] Yeah. – I’m going to make a, – I was alone as I’ve ever been, Stevie – Now, I mean, now I’ll take a shower out in, out in the wilderness. I’ll, I’ll, I’ll poop and somebody can walk up on me. I mean like, I got no pride anymore, but I’ve grown. I’ve gotten over it. I would go to camp now is what I’m saying. – Well, let’s go, Let’s go back then. Let’s go back to the same camp and say, we’re back here to make right what happened so many years ago when Link got nervous about pooping. And he’s gonna poop for everybody, Everybody can watch. (laughing) – He doesn’t even care anymore. – Yes, he’s completely comfortable. – Got to make my tater logs over here because this has to really time out. – What are you going to bake it? Well, no. They have to, they have to lean against each other because the whole thing is leaning right now. – Mine didn’t call for any sort of structural integrity. So I don’t know if I’m going to be able to pull off what I was trying to do. – I might need you to help me. – But I think I might. I think, I think you might be able to guess this. Oh gosh, – [Link] This is crazy. If it works. – Golly, that looks horrible from the front. – [Stevie] Yeah, as Chase pointed out, the toothpicks are there for help. – The toothpicks. (dismissive grunts) – [Stevie] I was talking to Link. – I’m about ready to have you judge. – Judge? (laughing) I didn’t know I was going to do that. – I’m going to try. I’m going to try. – You gonna judge mine? – Yeah, I’m gonna judge it. I mean mind’s freaking vertical. Yours is, – Well, mine didn’t call for vertical. I don’t, I don’t know that this is helping but, if it makes Chase happy, I’m going to do it. (laughing in background) . Oh, come on. – Chase is just over there itching for me to use some. Okay, here we go. – I’m done with mine. (laughing) – I, from my angle it looks decent. Let me find, – [Stevie] You may want to turn it around. (laughing) – I’ll say that, I’ll say that, – Here it is. All right. Here we go. Here it is. – There’s a lot to take in. Are those limbs? – I’ll give you a better angle. (laughing in background) It’s kind of, well, I think this may be the best angle. – [Rhett] Is that two beans? (laughing) – [Link] Did you not see me as I was making it? – [Rhett] Not really. – Yeah, because it was, it was more upright. – More of a person? – No. – More of a dinosaur? – (laughing) No. – [Rhett] I don’t know if you’re helping. Mountain. Volcano. – Keep working on yours. – Well, I’m done, but you got to look at mine from the back. Yeah. I think, I think you’ll get mine. So here’s the first part. Here’s your first part? (laughing) It’s a cowboy hat. – Okay. And then look at these from the back. – It’s reverse sunglasses. – Hey hat and sunglasses. You got it. – That’s it? – Yeah. (laughing in background) – Put it together. Hold on. Now, hold on. I’m gonna see if you, I actually think you can guess what this is now. – My sunglasses look absolutely horrible on camera, but if you could see what they look like from back here. Whoa. – [Link] Now, if there were, – [Rhett] That’s good. – if there weren’t toothpicks in this – That’s not a bad hat, – I would not constantly be getting punctured and poked. – Stevie, you’d wear that. – [Stevie] Yeah. – You’d wear that hat. – Look at that. It’s even got the thing on the top. – [Stevie] Yep. I would, back here, I’ll wear it right now. – All right. – Hey, I can make you a hat out of potatoes. – All right. Check this out. – Think about how cool you’d be with that potato hat. – All right, look, check this out. – Okay. This is, are you sculpting the same thing again? So it’s a pyramid and then, you… That looks like a wedding dress. – Oh crap. I’m actually doing a good freaking job. – Are you basing that off of my guess? – Look at that. See what I’ve done. – Is it a teepee? – Expand your horizons man. – Igloo. Eiffel tower? – Yes. Yes. Yes. See, look at that. – It’s all about the foundation. – And then, – I didn’t see the foundation – the first time. I wasn’t watching – And then if I go through here. Look. Look at that. There’s a freaking hole all the way through it now. – Jiggle it. – [Girl] Ketchup is a smoothie. – [Guy] Yeah. I put ice in my cereal. So what? – [Girl] That makes no sense. – [Guy] A hotdog is a sandwich. – [Girl] A hotdog is a sandwich. (laughing)