(cock crows) (lion roars) (machines crunching) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, We’ve got some plump gummy bears that have been marinated in mystery sodas. We’re gonna sample them, guess them and discover, something amazing. – But before that we’re gonna tell a 10 word story. – If. – Dennis. – Suspects. – Martha. – Of. – Marination. – He. – Won’t. – Ever. – Love. – Oh, man. That’s tough. When you just suspect somebody of marination you won’t ever love? There’s, there’s no hope in that. – No I think that Dennis is anti-marination and he’s starting to fall for Martha but if he suspects her for marination, he won’t ever love again. – He won’ ever love? – Yeah, he won’t ever love Martha or any woman. – Oh, man, Dennis. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it’s Dennis with one S. – You know, I don’t know a Dennis. (laughing) – You know, Dennis is usual spelled with one S. – That’s very funny if you’re just reading what was written. – Well, that’s only funny if you read what’s written and you said one N. Because Dennis is spelt two Ns. – Oh, sorry one, one N not one S. (laughing) Yes, I was N said S so, Denas. (clearing throat) – Denas? – Denas. – Denas. – Do you know a Dennis? I don’t think there’s ever been a Dennis in my life. I had a neighbor once whose husband died, his name was Dennis but I never knew Dennis ’cause he, he dies before I knew him. – Dennis? – Yeah. – I’m not close with a Dennis. – Her name was Bunny by the way. I had a neighbor whose name was Bunny. – Okay. – Had a son named Matthew. – Wow. (background laughs) I didn’t know where you were gonna go with that. – Bunny, Bunny like– – Anybody been close with a Dennis? – [Stevie] Can you re-ask that question? – [VOICE] D E N I Z. – Nuh-uh. – [VOICE] Yeah, it’s a Turkish spelling. – Oh, well that’s not Dennis. – [VOICE] Yeah, it’s pronounced Dennis. – Oh, it is? – [VOICE] Yeah. – Dennis? – So, Denis Villenueve is a Canadian/French film director. – And there’s one N and one S. – Denas. – Denay. (laughing) – But I’m going to call him Denas when I see him. It’s Sundance. – So that’s the only famous Denis you could find on Google? All right, so you’ve marinated some stuff. Let’s take the first ones. – [Stevie] Denas – All right, so these are all marinated in the same thing obviously? It, it soaked it all up. These things are freaking, pretty giant. – Did they get bigger because they’re marinated? – [Stevie] Yeah, they get big and juicy. – I’m going to use a folk. – [Stevie] I’m very distracted by the, the book on the, your book. – My, you don’t ever, you don’t ever curl up with a romance novel Stevie? – [Stevie] Well, listen, I, I read lesbian fiction on my porch on the weekends as everyone knows. But, but on Kindle, you know how, you have a Kindle? – Um hmm. – [Stevie] You know how the cover, you have to pay for the cover to not be an advertisement? – Yeah. – [Stevie] They advertise me straight romance novels all the time. It’s like get a hint, you know? Get a freaking hint. (laughing) That’s what they look like. – Because you don’t pay. – [Stevie] Because I don’t read straight romance novels. So it’s a lost ad. – Or maybe you should try we got one right here is marinated in Italian dressing. – Italian dressing (high voice). – [Stevie] I do remember my mom having like a Danielle, Danielle steel– – These are good. – [Stevie] On the bedside table. – I don’t know what they are marinated in, but they are good. It’s hard– – Have you noticed how there’s a– – It’s hard to tell. – In the very middle of everyone– – It’s hard. – It’s a hardness that has stayed. – Is it, is that, I think that’s harder than a normal gummy bear or is that a normal hardness of gummy bear? – That’s the only thing I’m thinking about. Oh, this is also a smoor, which means it is a Good Mythical More that was voted on by the Mythical Society. And what you guys have decided that we should do is readily, are sprayed with water every time they touch their hair or beard. This was suggested by Ginger Snaps, not the brand, the mythical beast. – The majority of you voted on that suggestion. And, but the, the, I mean– – I don’t touch. I mean, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t touch my– – Oh, you just sprayed me. – Yeah, because anytime either of us touch something. – Oh, we both both get sprayed? – We both get sprayed. – [Voice] David told me to spray around there. – You sprayed me back here though on the back of my head (spraying). Oh. – Oh. Spray him again, he touched his hair. – Okay. That’s point blank. I’m getting a trickled down my temple. If you get a triple, trickle down you temple– – You keep touching yourself. – Oh. You really out of it Jay. – Let me tell you– – I didn’t know I was touching myself until I saw Ben pointing at Jay he’s like, there. Cause now that you, once you, once you wet it, now I want to touch it. Now I want to, I want to fix it. All right, we need to guess. Cause I don’t want to eat too many gummies. – I can’t tell, all I taste is gummy bears and they’re good. – [Stevie] You want a three, two, one on it? You really, you don’t have any kind of guess? It doesn’t make them taste any differently at all? These are all sodas remember. – Oh, all sodas? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Okay. – [Stevie] You want a three, two, one? – Three, two, one. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Sprite. – Sprite. – [Stevie] No. No, but you’ve enjoyed this soda in something else recently on the show. – Squirt. – [Stevie] What? when did you ever eat, when did you have squirt? – When you weren’t looking? (background laughs) – [Stevie] What? – What? – I wasn’t listening to what you were saying. – It’s not something– – [Stevie] This soda has been featured on this show in a prominent way in this recent season. It’s not, it’s not, it’s not our go-to. It’s something that we featured in the next best thing. – It tastes lemony. – We’d featured it in the next best thing? – [Stevie] You poured it into your cereal and you named it the next best thing. – Oh, ah butter, butter soda. What’s that called? – Cream soda – Cream soda. – [Stevie] Cream soda, yeah. – It doesn’t taste like cream soda. – [Stevie] Oh boy. – Yeah, it does. I can taste a little bit of that. Let’s, let’s see, let’s see the next one. Oh, I just touched my nose hairs. See. (spraying) – I kinda like it. (background laughs) I kinda like the mystifying quality. – Oh, these are, these are– – [Man 1] A little darker. – [Man 2] I’m going to get (indistinct) – Oh, this one is easy. I think. – [Stevie] There’s something mesmerizing when you put your fork into the bowl in the closeup shot. Cause it jiggles like a jello mold, which gummies don’t usually have that exact kind of jiggle. – Okay. I got a guess. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Ruff beer. – Ruff beer. – [Stevie] Yap. – That was good. – It was pretty good. That’s pretty good. – When I got my hair up like this, I don’t touch it a lot, But sometimes you gotta, you gotta do that. – I feel like a, a reprimanded cat. (background laughs) – Cats don’t like it when you spray them with water? – No. And that’s how, that’s how you’re supposed to whop them. You’re not supposed to beat a cat. You’re supposed to spray them with, (background laugh) if you were to spank a cat, I don’t know how you’d do it. – You think that dogs and cats have picked up on the cultural revolution? You know, people, our generation growing up especially in the South, you did something wrong you got your ass spanked, that’s what happened. We don’t do that anymore. But you also spank your dog guys. – [Stevie] No you don’t know. – No, we did growing up back then. – [Stevie] You spanked them? – Yeah, if the dog did something wrong, my dad had like a roll of newspaper and he’d hit it on the back. – Yeah, you gotta– – I’m not suggesting this. – You gotta communicate to the dog that you did something wrong. – And I’m saying– – And, and the go-to was just hitting it on the back. – Culturally, we have all moved on to a next level where it’s positive reinforcement, right? So do you think that the pets have picked up on this? – [Stevie] I don’t know if that’s true for everybody. – And they’re like, hey, we’re staying inside now. We’re getting pampered. We got it made, let’s start minding. I think they’ve, I think, I think it’s worked. I think it works. – I think word has gotten out that dogs are not getting spanked as much. I know there’s some people still doing it. – What’s the question? – I got nothing on this. – I don’t think dogs are like sharing notes. I don’t think they have a forum. – That’s where you’re wrong. This one is subtle. Hmm. I just bit my tongue a little bit. – While we’re thinking about– – It hurt. – I’ll let you know that, you may not know this, but you can shower with us because we put ourselves on a shower curtain. – I know. (spraying) See. – And it’s available at mythical.com. And also if that’s a little over the line for you, we also just put our faces on a towel, which you can then touch your body with. also available at mythical.com. – Get a towel. Get a shower curtain. I got, I got nothing. – [Stevie] You’re not tasting anything in this? This is the one of the more subtle sodas I would say. – All right, I got a guess. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Sprite. – Sprite. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Yeah, sprite is so subtle. You can add it to something else. – There’s a, there’s a lemonyness to it. I do like what it does to the, to the bears in general, – It makes them like jello. – Yeah. – If you wanna make your bears like jello, how long did you soak them? – [Voice] Twelve hours. – Twelve hours. – Oh goodness look at that. – Were these all– – That is a warm. – Were these all the same color originally? – [Voice] No. – I can’t even get one. – Ooh, smells like cleaner. – Hmm. – Hmm. – It’s very lemony. Is that because the– – That’s because you got a lemon part of it. – Oh, really? Yeah, let me get a different– – The consistency. I mean, it, it’s become like a dessert. – The, the– I’d love to put this on ice cream now. You know how you can put gummy bears on ice cream and they get too hard? – Yeah. This, this does that. – You do, you soak them and then you put these on ice cream. I know what I’m doing tonight. Well, I’m marinating gummy bears for 12 hours. – Tomorrow night, for tomorrow morning for breakfast. – Staying up all night, watching it like a hawk. – I mean, this tastes like, I mean, this tastes like furniture polish. – I think I have an answer, but it’s based on his reaction. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Dr. Pepper. – [Stevie] No. – No. – [Stevie] No, the color should give you a clue. – Coke. – [Stevie] No. it’s a purple color. – Grape soda. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Grape Gatorade. (laughing) – It didn’t stain my tongue. – That, that’s, that’s good now that I know what it is. I like that. – Oh, thanks. (spraying) Okay, that was, you made it, you’re, you’re making up for lost time, I see what you’re doing. This one didn’t really do any colorization at all. – No it didn’t. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. I have an immediate guess. – Have you noticed how these don’t have the hard center like the bears do? – Yeah, the, the worms– – It goes all the way through. – I think the worms are softer and floppier in general. So it– – So they can have a little bit of a– – Modulation. – [Stevie] Be careful you have a– – That? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh yeah, I’m saving it. – [Stevie] Okay. – Okay – [Stevie] Okay. – I’m ready to guess. – I’m gonna guess. – Three, two, one – Hawaiian Punch. – Mountain Dew. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s Mountain Dew. – Oh, yeah. (spraying) Did I touch his beard? Stop touching your beard. – That was pretty good, Mountain Dew. Mountain, that seems like an internet-y thing, Mountain Dew gummy worms. (clattering) – That’s going to be the thumbnail. – Look what happens to the Swedish fish. Oh, my gosh. – Oh, my gosh. – They become salmon. (background music) This Swedish fish became salmon. – What, what kind of fish were they before? – I don’t know. – I think we did know at one point. – [Stevie] Swedish. – I’ve been feeling a strong call to Scandinavia. – How am I supposed to respond to that? (laughing) – I just, I’ve been looking up pictures of things. – Of what things? – Just, just the world. And I keep landing on like, ooh, what is this place? It’s like, Oh, that’s the coast of Norway. – [Stevie] There’s an Instagram account that’s Scandinavian houses and properties for sale. Oh, that’s, that’s a real like wanderlust situation. – A long trip to buy a house. Don’t, don’t buy the house in Norway – Hold on. But listen, do you know, there’s only 5 million people in the whole country – But if you do, I’m going to visit it. – There’s only 5 million people in all of Norway. That’s half as many people in just the state of North Carolina. – And what are they doing for each other? I mean, do they– – They’re also really happy. Like they’re like the happiest population up. – A lot of them make shoes, don’t they? – No, that’s the Dutch. It’s a bitterly cold and a lots of it. And the whole coastline is just rocky. And then like once you get above a certain point, you’re basically in the Arctic circle during the summer, the sun never goes down during the winter the sun never comes up. – I think it sounds too cold. – But they’re happy. – I think it sounds too cold there. – Well, I just want to visit. I don’t want to live there. – You, do you like what’s happening here? – Yeah, but I’ve kind of forgot. – It makes them a lot more edible, I’ll tell you that. – [Stevie] Oh. – Strawberry. What was that noise you made? – [Stevie] That was like, ooh, those are fighting words. I like Swedish fish. And I’m sticking up for the commenters who like Swedish fish. – The only place they stick is in your teeth. (spraying) – Ooh. – I just wiped my face only to get it re-sprayed. The, there’s nothing, no taste in there that’s not a Swedish fish to me. – Yeah. – [Stevie] You’ve been wanting this to be a thing for the entire year. – Oh, coke. – [Stevie] Yeah. – I was going to guess Dr. Pepper. – [Stevie] Cherry vanilla Coke. – Oh cherry vanilla coke. – Oh, cherry vanilla. – [Stevie] Does this work? (bell chiming) – Yeah? – [Stevie] No, it didn’t work. – I heard a bell if that’s what you’re asking. – [Stevie] It didn’t work for what I wanted it to work for. – You want us to start salivating? – There’s a hiking trail in the North of Sweden, which I know is not Norway. – Here’s some other ones, more Swedish fish. – It takes, it’s called the King’s Trail and it’s, it takes one month to hike it. And it’s just the pictures on Instagram, mmh. You want to go? – Yeah. Are you sweating? – Yeah, I’m nervous. – You’ve got a lot of perspiration. He’s eating the whole fish of course. – These are different. – [Stevie] I’ve never had the thing that these are marinated in before. – Squirt. – Squirt. – Gummies taste like Squirt. – Squirt is a good soda. – [Stevie] I’ve had Squirt. – If Squirt is like a, it’s like a Sprite, but it’s more lemon than lime like a Fresca. Fresca and Squirt are kind of exactly the same. – [Voice] kind of is. – Yeah. – I, you know, I’ve been missing Fresca. We, we, I, I drink Fresca. I went through a Fresca phase and, and LaCroix came along and I forgot about it. I bet you they hate LaCroix. – Well, Fresca has– – I went through so many phases– – Fresca has sugar. – I know. – That’s what I– But I got, but I also got diet Fresca. – I don’t, I just don’t like these. They’re still waxy. I liked, I really liked the gummy bear before. – I actually prefer Swedish fish without the marinade. – Yeah, it’s not working. – What it did for the gummy bears was better. – What is this? – Oh, shoot. – [Stevie] It’s– – Stevie has never had it. – [Stevie] Yeah, I don’t think there’s any way that you would guess this. It’s Cactus Cooler. – What is that? – What is that? Cactus Cooler? – [Voice] That’s soda. – Oh, hold on. We had, we had that on the show, didn’t we? – Probably. – Oh, no. We’ve never had this Cactus Cooler. – So it’s a cactus. Oh, they got a nice hat. – I do like that hat. Vintage Cactus Cooler hat used on Etsy. Click on that, let’s buy that. – So what is the Cactus Cooler taste like? – [Voice] Kind of orange I think. – I see $15. – You can just get it as a– – Oh gosh. Okay. It’s weird, it’s itching there. (background laughs) I’d like to know how big that hat is before I buy it. – Yeah. Usually you can just, you can hang that up. You can hang that up, man. – It says in EX. Vintage Cactus Cooler soda mesh trucker hat in EX, unused condition. It looks small though. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I think, I think you could pull that off. – I like a trucker hat. – I think it like a, like a, I think it’s, I think that would be pulled off better by a girl, like, like a cute chick. (laughing) It’s a cute cat. – Every cute chicks out there– – It’s a cute chick hat. – Go get this Etsy hat. – Vintage Cactus Cooler soda hat on Etsy. – I can’t see out of my right eye. – Get it, get it. Orange pineapple soft drink is what the Cactus Cooler is flavored. Let’s get rid of this, we don’t like it. (clattering) Is that it? That’s the discovery. Cactus Cooler exists. – Dr. Pepper makes it. – Is that right? – And Keurig, what? – Keurig Dr. Pepper. What does that mean? – [Stevie] Did you get something in your eye? – Yeah, water. (background laughs) – Yeah, Keurig Dr. Pepper, formerly Keurig Green Mountain and originally Green Mountain Coffee Roasters is a publicly traded American beverage company. – Keurig is Dr. Pepper. – As of 2018, Oh gosh. The newly merged conglomerate also sells sodas, juices and other solid drinks via it’s Dr. Pepper Snapple division also called Dr. Pepper 7up incorporated based in Texas. – They make 7up. Keurig makes it. I want a 7up pod. – [Announcer] Make your showers more mythical with the Rhett and Link shower curtain and towel set. Available now at mythical.com.