(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. When the Mythical Crew takes two distinct donuts, and then blends them together into another thing, and then names it- – It becomes another thing. – Is that fun? Yeah, it is. – You’re about to find out. But first, Who You Talkin’ About? This is when we look at a comment that one of you made, we leave out who it was about, and we guess who it was about, this is Kyle McClure, who says “Blank is the guy that guessed C on all questions on tests in school.” – Well that has to be me. I’ve never actually done that, though. I think, because people… do you think it’s you? – I don’t have any inkling as to who it is, why do you think it’s you? – Because people seem to criticize the way that I give answers as not being really about the question, but just about something else. – Okay, that tracks. Link. Rhett. – Wonder why. What does that mean to Kyle McClure, when you guess C on all the questions? – I think I may have actually, there may have been a game of multiple choice, and I kept saying the same thing over and over again. – Oh. – [Stevie] Or was it when you kept guessing the yellow colored M&M? Remember that? – Yes, that’s what it was, I kept guessing yellow M&M. – So, let’s see the first one of these. So what’s the process that created these? – [Stevie] Oh. – A blender. – A food processor? Two distinct donuts were food processed together into one. I guess we’re just gonna, oh, we got some little spoons, that’ll work. – Were you about to just go in with your hands? – We’re gonna guess it, and then we’re gonna guess the name that the Mythical Crew came up with. That’s good. – I know one of them, I think. – Cinnamony? Do you taste cinnamon? It’s a birthday cake- – Oh, well I thought we do a “Three two one” and we guess, well, we can just guess ’em at the same time. I think there’s an apple fritter mixed with a sprinkle donut. – [Stevie] Heck yeah. – Did you blow your nose? Or do you need to blow your nose? Are you okay? What are you allergic to? – I’m having an allergic reaction to something. – Yeah, you are. I can really tell in your voice. – It’ll go away. It comes and goes. I think I’m having an allergic reaction to losing. – Apple fritter… You know, I’ve given more thought to “Thongs retract,” and I really can’t think of a more true statement about thongs than that. – They do retract. Well, they retreat. Thongs retreat? – They retract. – Are you going to the thong’s retreat? – Like what else retracts? The claws of a cat, they retract. They go inside. – Yeah, thongs do retract. – Yeah, so the thong retracts. – Okay, we gotta name this. – It’s the beauty of the thong. If you look at the right spot, you don’t even know what’s there. – Sprinkler. – Sprinkle Fritter. – Sprinkler. – [Stevie] Sprinkler’s pretty dang good. – Apple Sprinkler. – Apple Sprinkler. Sprinkfrapple. – Apple Frinkle. – Sprapple… – Frinkles. – Sparkles. – Apple Frinkles. – Spratter. What sound does it start with? – [Stevie] S. – Safrickle. – Sprapple Fritter. – Freckle. Freckle Sap. – Sappler. – Sapfrinkle. – Spreeple? Spripple? – What’s the second? – [Stevie] It’s the first part of the first flavor and the last part of the last flavor. – Sprinkritter. – Spritter. Sprinter. – Spitter! – [Stevie] Spitter, yeah, Spitter. – I’ll take a Spitter. – Pay no mind to me. – Let’s have another. – Pay no mind to me. I’m just getting out whatever went in there that’s causing this. – I’m gonna wait to taste this, ’cause I don’t wanna have an advantage. Oh yeah, apple fritter, that was, you nailed it. – I told you about the guy that I knew. – He went on a apple fritter- – Shepherd’s third grade teacher, who took a vacation, like a week, and what he did on his vacation is he went around California looking for the best apple fritter. – And he found it. – He found it in his hometown. – He’s single, obviously. – [Rhett] He found it at his local donut shop. – This one doesn’t taste good. – It’s just a cake donut, mixed with… – What is that? – A blueberry donut. – [Stevie] Blueberry’s one of them, yeah. – You’re right. – Oh, ’cause the blueberry cake donut is a thing. – I can’t place the other flavor. Also don’t wanna eat too much. – [Stevie] I don’t understand how it’s a possibility that this kinda donut is in that mixture, and it’s of that consistency. – Oh, blueberry and chocolate? – [Stevie] Close. – There’s no chocolate. – Blueberry and… – I can only taste blueberry. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Blueberry and glaze. Just glazed donut. – [Stevie] No, jelly. – Oh, jelly, there’s no jelly, huh? All right, so it’s just jelly and blueberry. – Blue Jelly. – Jellyberry. Jelly Belly. – Bluejerry. – Bluebelly. It’s gotta be belly, belly’s definitely part of it. – Jelly Berry? – Jelly Belly. Nope. Belly Jerry, Jerry’s Belly Button. – Blelly. Blellyberry. – Is it Jerry? – These are so close to each other. – Jerry’s belly button is blue. – Blue Belly? Blue Belly isn’t it? You blue belly. Yellow belly. – Expression is yellow belly. Jelly Berry Blue. It’s gotta be Belly, right, that’s part of it? – [Stevie] No. – Jue’s not in it, right? Jue’s not in it. Oh, Jueberry. – [Stevie] Yeah. – I just wanted to, I wanted to check with Stevie, who’s Jewish, before I made the guess. Jueberry. Stevie, what is a Jueberry? – [Stevie] It’s a jelly donut and a blueberry donut. – [Link] This looks unappetizing. – [Rhett] This is like corn. – It looks like cracker bits. – [Stevie] It’s actually what we make Manischewitz out of. – Jewberries. – This is not… – There’s a lemon, there’s some lemon in there. – I don’t taste lemon. Yes, I do. No I don’t. Yes I don’t. No I do. – [Stevie] There’s no lemon. – This is not good. – It’s not good, but there’s something very familiar happening. – Plain cake donut, and… Is it caramel? Can you have a caramel on a donut? – [Stevie] No. Both of these are kind of like not traditional donuts. So you should be tasting- – Bear claw. – Eclair? – Eclair claw. – [Stevie] There’s one fruit you should be tasting. – One fruit to rule them all. – I don’t taste a fruit. – Jewberry. – Oh, coconut. – [Stevie] Coconut, that was not what I was referring to, but yes, coconut is one of them. – That’s why I don’t like this. Coconut is not a fruit, is that what you’re telling me? – I think coconut is a fruit. – [Stevie] I think it’s a drape. A drape, is that a fruit? I’ve had this conversation a lot. – What’s a drape? – I’ve never heard of a drape. Like a curtain? – [Stevie] The judges don’t know if I’m right. – A drape… A coconut is- – If the curtains match the drapes, then it’s a donut. – I think a coconut is a seed. – [Stevie] It’s a drupe. – A drupe! – A drupe. – [Stevie] Yeah. – What, is a drupe, drupe is a subset of fruit. So you’re saying there’s another fruit besides a coconut? – I had no idea. – [Stevie] It’s what Manischewitz is actually made out of. – Grapes. – [Stevie] Yeah. – It’s a grape donut? – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s from Voodoo. – Oh, this is weird. Grape and coconut. – Coco the Ape. – [Stevie] I mean, that was good. That was good. – Grape Nuts. – [Stevie] Close. – Ape Nuts. – [Stevie] Also arguably better than what I’m looking for right now. – Ape nuts are very disappointing. Don’t get your hopes up when you’re gonna look at ape nuts. (crew laughing) You think they’re gonna be amazing, but they’re underwhelming, right? – A gorilla’s penis is substantially smaller than the average man’s penis. – [Stevie] That’s what it’s called. – I wasn’t talking about the penis, I was talking about them ape nuts. – Well, I was just assuming that the balls are also small. – Yeah, they’re little. – But I mean, he’s big everywhere else. – [Stevie] It’s funny, ’cause that’s actually what we Jews call our testicles, Jewberries. – I mean… – Coco Grape. – Is it better than Ape Nuts? – Ape Nuts, Grape Nuts, and Coco the Ape were all three good guesses. – [Stevie] I’m not saying it’s better than, but I’m just saying it’s not what I am currently looking for. – Nut Tape. – [Stevie] It is a descriptor of nuts that I’m looking for. – Great Nuts. – Droopy Nuts. – Greek Nuts. – Droopy Ape Nuts. – Cape Nuts. – [Stevie] Droop Nuts, that’d be good. No. – Crepe Nuts. – [Stevie] No. – Crape Guts. Ape Guts. – There’s so many different ways to describe nuts. – [Stevie] This is maybe what happens to your nuts when they get older. – I already said it, Droop Nuts. Shrivel Nuts. Raisin Nuts. – But it’s gotta come from grape. – Grape and raisins. – Raisin Nuts? – Coco- – Droop Nuts. No. Group Nuts. – [Stevie] What? That’s what happens? – Yeah, they group nuts. – The two become one. – Coco, we’re leaving coco out, is coco a part of this? – [Stevie] No. – Wow, okay. – [Stevie] Because you’re describing nuts, so Coco Nuts is just the word coconut. – What happens when you get old? Gray… – Gray Nuts. – [Stevie] Yes! – Oh, Gray Nuts. Yeah, that is what happens. – Ape Nuts is better, hey, we beat y’all on that one. If you like Ape Nuts, you will love the Mythical Coloring Book. – There’s nothing but gorilla penises in this book. – We’ve teamed up with our friends at Fantoons to bring you this incredibly illustrated journey into the world of mythicality that you can bring to life, am I doing it wrong? – Well, you kinda got stuck on one page. There you go. – How do you do this? Bring to life the world of mythicality. – It’s awesome, it’s awesome. – So, you can be a child, you can be an adult, you can be an ape. You can color this thing, it’s got all types of good stuff, and you can get that at mythical.com. And again, you can get that lunchbox over there, by becoming a third degree member of the Mythical Society by the end of January, monthly, to get that thing. Or you can join annually or quarterly by the end of the quarter, and still be eligible to get it. Here’s another one. – Ironically, Coco the gorilla did color, she did so many things. – She talked, she met Mr. Rogers. – Sign language. I taste lemon again. – Now this one’s lemon. – [Stevie] Yeah, there’s lemon in here. – So lemon cream. – It’s, I can’t taste anything else besides that, what else is? Is it cinnamon? – [Stevie] Yeah. – The fun part’s the naming, so just tell us. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s cinnamon and lemon. – Cinnamon and lemon. – So I was right. Cinnamon and lemon. – Cinnalemon. Lemmoncin. Lemmesin. – Let Me Sin. – [Stevie] I already feel like both of those names are, I’m just gonna, I wanna get to the other two. The name of this one is just Cinnamon. – Oh, I get it, cinnamon. – Cinnamon and lemmanon. Okay, this one is… it looks like it has Nerds floating in it. – That’s sprinkles. We know that just by- – [Link] Sprinkle again? – [Stevie] Sprinkle again. – Chocolate. Chocolate frosted. Chocolate cake. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s a cake donut. Cake donut and sprinkles. – Okay. Sprincake. – Dinkles. – [Stevie] What’d you say? – Cake Dinkles. – Drinkles. – Cinkles. Caggles. (crew laughs) – Drinkles? Drinkles my cake. – [Stevie] It is a slang word. – Oh… Spronut. – Donkles. Conkles. – Cankles. – [Stevie] Yep. – Cankles. Cankle donut. Cake and sprinkles. – Cankles. – That was a good one, Cankles. And, oh this one looks… – [Rhett] Now this has got the chocolate glazed. – Yeah, this has got the icing. Once you mix the icing in, that’s some good stuff. – So chocolate glazed. – [Stevie] Mm, close. – Chocolate covered with chocolate. – Double chocolate. – [Stevie] It’s a Boston cream. – Oh. A Boston cream and a… – And then something chocolate. – [Stevie] The other one is a Voodoo donut, so it’s unique. But you should taste a specific candy bar flavor. – Butterfinger. – [Stevie] Yep. – I actually didn’t taste it, I just went off of this little orange stuff here. Butterfinger Boston cream. We’re back in butter, butter cream my finger, Boss, when I’m in Boston. – Yeah. That time in Boston when I… – My Boss’s Finger. – Boss Finger Cream. (Rhett, Link, and crew laugh) – [Stevie] Is that why the lotion on your desk is labeled that? – No, I think it’s- – Oh, I shouldn’t, I used my boss’s finger cream by accident. – It’s my boss’s butt cream. – Oh, okay, butt cream. Boston Butt Cream. Boston Butt! – [Stevie] Butt Cream. – Finger my boss’s butt. – Boston Butt is a thing, so Boston Butt Cream I really think is the real answer. – [Stevie] Okay, you’re right. – What is the answer? – Boston Butt Cream. – My boss’s butt, put my finger in my boss’s butt. – Okay, I mean, some things you should just keep inside your head. – What is the answer? – It’s buttercream. I mean it’s Butt Cream. But I said Boston Butt Cream. – I mean you got Fingering Boss to work with, guys. – But I just said Boss’s Finger Cream, which is completely innocuous. – Yeah, it is, that’s good. “Fetch me my finger cream!” – “You mean the hand cream?” “No, the finger cream specifically, it’s different! I have hand cream for the rest of the hand.” (cheerful music) – Okay, all right, goodbye. (crew laughs) Color your way through the world of mythicality with the Mythical Coloring Book, available at Mythical.com.