(rooster crows) (lion roars) (logo bangs) (wheel clicks) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s play some tiny games together. – But first, let’s play Who You Talkin’ About? where we read one of your comments and guess who it’s about. Sundae says blank looks like your local bike seller. It’s gotta be me. – Local bike seller. – I think, sometimes, when the hair’s up in a man bun, I get lots of, like, I get barista, bike seller, you know? – You’ve gotten bike seller. – I don’t know if I’ve gotten bike seller, but I’m just saying, barista comes right after bike seller. Bike seller comes right after barista. – The hair could be down for a bike seller. – Hey, you interested in bikes? – Why? – ‘Cause I sell ’em. – I think it’s Rhett, too. – Yeah. – Rhett looks like your local bike seller. Sundae. – So, local bike seller? Not, like, international bike seller? – No, it’s like- – Can I be an international bike seller? – A lot of bike sellers- – My name’s Rhett, international bike seller. – If you’re a local bike seller, some of them work out of vans. I could definitely see you working out of a van. – You’ve seen van bike sellers? – They usually drive a van out to places where I mountain bike, and then they’ll try to sell you parts. – Oh. – But not the whole bike. – International part seller. – Yeah, international. – Rhett McLaughlin. That’s my next project. Amazon Prime. – No, you’re next project is playing with some miniature games here. – The reason I said Amazon Prime is because I want you to know that- – Which we have in front of us. – If you like Prime shipping, and you like shopping on Amazon, well, we got you covered, because amazon.com/mythical is a Amazon-based Mythical store. Go check it out. – Got stuff there that’s not on the mythical.com store, and vice versa. Check them both out. – Not these shirts, no, no, no. That’s just for us. – Yeah, I already know what I’m doing next time. Do you think you know what I’m doing next time so you can out-know what I’m doing next time? – Yeah, yeah, but I don’t wanna tell them. I don’t wanna spoil the surprise. – Let’s play this before I enjoy my treat for the day, when you play with my toes. What’s this called? – [Rhett] KerPlunk. – Oh, KerPlunk? – Tiddlywinks? – Tiddywinks. – Oh, KerPlunk? – So you can pull either color? You can pull either color. – And you alternate. – It’s just the first one to drop all the balls down. – Oh, as a kid, I would definitely be into something like this, but as an adult, I can’t help but think, maybe this… Oh, you just lost. – Well, mostly because I touched the top, and it… Oh, hold on, so there’s teams. One, two, three, four. – Oh, so that… All right, so you’re team four. – Well, that would make me… I should have lost points for that. – Yeah. The more points, the more you’re losing. – We don’t know the rules. – [Stevie] This is fun. – How does this play? – [Stevie] That’s a good question. – Let’s make up the rules. – [Stevie] Okay. – If it lands in your number. – I’m team four and two. – [Link] You’re even numbers. – I’m even numbers, and I get negative points, and it’s like golf, so I’m -3 right now. – Yep, yep, yep. – Okay, Stevie, what? – As an industrial engineer, I wanted to finish that thought before I forget. – As an engineer, okay, yep, as an engineer, mm-hm. – How can any businessperson justify the manufacturing of this process? I mean, how many of these are being sold? There’s a manufacturing line out there that makes these things. It’s like. – You’re talking about the miniature version, or the game? – The miniature version. I just can’t think there’s much of a demand for this thing. – Nothing fell for me. – [Rhett] For children. – [Link] But how many… Oh, you’re really, they didn’t fall out anywhere. – [Rhett] Oh, they all go into four. They automatically all go into… It has nothing to do with anything. They all go to four. – [Link] Seriously? – Yeah, so. Oh, you turn it, that’s what Morgan was trying to get our attention for. Okay. – What? – So, now, we’re gonna go to Link. Oh, you turn it each time and pull. – Is that how the real game works? – So, right now, I’m -7. – We don’t know. – Let’s see how many negatives Link can get. – [Link] See, I’m gonna go for this top one here. Oh, oh, see, now, I got a three. Now, I’m gonna put it over here. – [Rhett] So, now, you turn it one more, and now, I pull. – Yeah. – So now, you really gotta get strategic. – But, like, I mean, there’s miniature versions of board games that are, like, travel-size. – [Rhett] Oh, gosh. – [Stevie] That’s what I was gonna say. – Like, when I was a kid, I had travel-size stuff. – [Stevie] They’re magnetized. Remember those, like, little checkerboards, and you could play them on the… I had one for the plane before, you know. – [Link] Before Game Boys? – [Stevie] Exactly, yeah. – You didn’t have a Game Boy? You were after Game Boy. – I had a Game Boy. I had a Game Boy Color. It was purple. – Woo. – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s right. – I had a Game Boy bee and dub. (people laugh) I played “Tetris” on it. I played the “Mario” game that came out with it. – For some reason, my parents- – And then I didn’t play anything else on it. – My parents drew the line at just getting a regular console, but you couldn’t get the little consoles. What do you think that was about? – You’d take it everywhere. – You weren’t supposed to turn it. – [Stevie] I don’t think I had, like, a PlayStation. I think I had a Game Boy before. – [Rhett] It’s over. – Oh, you lost. – [Stevie] I had a console. – Speaking of you lost. Yeah, I had, like, the travel Connect Four, and no magnets required. Never played it, never played it. Who would I play it with? – [Stevie] I played the little checkers, the magnetized checkers games, by myself. – You played yourself in checkers? Man, and you even had a sister. I mean, I was a only child. (Stevie laughs) – When you play yourself in checkers or chess, are you really trying? Like, are you trying to outsmart yourself? Are you giving yourself the benefit of the doubt? Are you like, when you’re on that side- – You’re talking like present day, as if this is happening. – I’ve thought about this though. If you play yourself in checkers, are you making moves that you think your other self on the other side of the board is gonna have a difficult time with, or do you try to take it easy on it ’cause it’s yourself. – I’d like to answer this question by you playing Uno against yourself. – Well, I gotta play Miss Little Piggy. – This little piggy. – No, I do Miss Little Piggy. Okay, you don’t play with both feet, do you? – [Stevie] There’s something on your big toe. – [Link] Can you get that off? – [Rhett] I’m not playing with your left foot. – [Link] Can you get that off of my big toe? – [Rhett] I’m not playing with your left foot. – Get that off there. – In “Queen’s Gambit.” – You did it. – I think she plays- – That was incredible. – Chess against herself. – You only touched the thing on the toe. – At one point. – Before we move on, I know no one’s gonna be impressed with this, but I want you to understand what just happened. – I was pretty impressed. – Put it in slow-mo, because Link had some lint on his toe, and I thumped it off, and the only thing I made contact with was the piece of whatever it was. – [Stevie] “Queen’s Gambit.” – Look at, I could hitchhike with this thing. – You didn’t even feel it, did you? – I saw it, but I didn’t feel it. – I feel like I could do that- – Seeing is not believing. – 1,000 times, and I wouldn’t do that again, 1,000 times. You wanna try it 1,000 times? Okay, you go with the big toe first? You know what, I don’t know. My parents didn’t touch my feet. – Your mama never played this little piggy with you? – Yeah, I just don’t remember the rules. – [Woman] The rules. (people laughs) – This little piggy- – Grab it hard, grab it like a joystick. – This little piggy- – No, like, grab it like that. – No, I’m not gonna do that. – I like it. – I’m not grasping it with my full hand. – I won. – Well, I can’t do any other. – There you go. – This little piggy. (Link laughs) – You can’t hurt it. Oh. (Rhett laughs) (laughs) Did you feel it? – It just popped. – Something just hitched. – This little piggy. – It didn’t pop, it dislocated. – This little piggy went to the chiropractor. (Rhett grunts) (Link laughs) (Rhett laughs) – It’s broken. What if you actually broke it? It does hurt. – Toes being broken’s not a big deal. I’ve had a broken toe. This little piggy. – (laughs) I didn’t mean all of ’em. – Oh, shoot. (Link laughs) I had an idea. This little piggy- – Ow. – This little piggy decided for acupuncture. (Rhett grunts) (Link laughs) – Ow. – Yeah. – Just go back to mama style. – This little piggy. – Your hands are so sweaty. It’s making my foot… My foot’s gonna grow something now. – This little piggy did cupping. (Rhett grunts) You see how each one’s getting treatments? (Rhett grunts) Cupping. (Rhett grunts) – [Stevie] This scene is weird enough, but the close up where you’re grabbing Link’s toes, and then, in the background, there’s a miniature Link with the T-shirt with a miniature you. – He’s kinda like, I’m happy. (Link laughs) This little piggy. – Look at that. – Went to the traditional doctor, and he got referred to a specialist. (Rhett laughs) And this little piggy said, I’m gonna ignore it. I’m gonna ignore this condition. (Link laughs) (Rhett laughs) And slowly, over time, slowly, over time. – Oh, oh, you’re squeezing. – The problem got worse. – Why are you squeezing so hard? – ‘Cause it’s the problem getting worse. The problem got worse and worse. And then he was like, should I go to the doctor? He was like, it’ll take care of itself. – You can just say you’re squeezing hard. – It’ll heal. – You don’t have to squeeze literally as hard as you can. – It’ll heal itself. – You’re literally squeezing so hard. Stop, it hurts. – And then he died. – Stop. Now, do it all again, but in slow motion. – Okay. – You know what? Why don’t you sanitize your hand? You know what, matter of fact, why don’t we sanitize my foot? – That’s not part of the deal. I’m not gonna rub your… Okay. Why’d you go so high on my hand? – I wasn’t looking. – (laughs) Okay. Hey, do you like my new version of this little piggy? It was, all the piggies went to the doctors, and they all did different things, and then, the last one, he ignored it, and he died. It’s a moral. – It’s immoral? – It’s a moral. – It’s immoral. – It’s immoral, what they’re doing today. – It’s a X-rated. – It’s immoral, what the doctors are doing today. – Toe game. Pictionary. Oh, look at this. Pictionary comes with a board. – That’s a lot of hand sanitizer. – Look at all of this. You got the little timer, and then you’ve got, look at that, little dice, little die, or dice, little dice. – Do you think there’s families that break this out? You know what, we have trouble keeping all our games in our drawer, in the game drawer. – And, look, here’s the. – So this is a solution for that. – Right, here we go. – Things get bent out of shape in the game drawer in our house. Golly, so much. Okay, I don’t know how to play this either. I know how to draw things. – This says categories. This only has categories on it, it doesn’t have a… Oh, that’s the. – Is it fake? – All right, here we go. – Okay, I’m gonna turn it over. Three, two. – Okay. – I wonder if the time goes faster ’cause it’s tiny. It’s kinda like relativity. – What’s that? No one can see that, huh? – Lamp? – Yes, and then, oh, I forgot I had to do more than one. – Mm-hm, well, you don’t have a lot of time, ’cause it’s tiny. You’re about to run out of time. Time. – See if you can guess what that is. – Hangman. It’s a man chopping down a- – Nope, throw. (Link sniffs) All right, that was fun while it lasted. What are these little… I mean, there’s a whole, there’s, like, little cubes for this. – Let’s move on to, what is this, Hungry Hippos? What is this? – Save this for later. – [Stevie] I had a big one of these, but I don’t remember what it’s called. You’re supposed to pull its teeth. – Yeah, it’s like you’re a dentist. – [Stevie] And then it’ll, like, close its mouth on you. – Do you use little pluckers? – What do you use? – [Stevie] The big game, you used your fingers. – Well, my fingers is too big. – [Woman] Push the teeth. – Oh, you push. – Oh, you push down. Oh, yeah. – Okay. All right, now, you push down. – What do you mean? – Just push a tooth down. You know, like the dentist does when you go to the dentist. (people laugh) – So we alternate? Leave it there so they can see it. – Yep, I’m gonna push this one down. I’m gonna push this one down. Yep, mm-hm. – I’m-a push this one down. Nope, that one’s already down. – [Rhett] Now, honey, you gotta go to the dentist to get your teeth pushed down. – Okay, I pushed that one down. I can’t tell if they’re pushed down. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] Oh. – Oh, you got bit. – I got bit. – You got bit. I saw something that- – That game sucks. – Alligators in North Carolina. – Are getting their teeth pushed? – They stick their nose out of a lake that’s freezing, and then it freezes all around, and then their body freezes. – And they stay there forever. – They stay there for days until it thaws, and then they come out. So, it’s a form of hibernation, where it’s like. – You could go find alligators. – They allow their… Oh, yeah, and you can, like, touch their noses and stuff. – Well, let’s go to North Carolina. – That’s where we’re from, man. I mean, I’m from there and never heard of free, frozen-snouted gators. – I knew that there were gators in the Cape Fear from time to time, but we didn’t tell Stevie that. – [Stevie] Oh, god. – It’s a miniature eight ball. – When we crossed. – All right, ask it a question. – Should I have told Stevie about those gators in the Cape Fear? – Must likely, most likely. – Most likely, yeah, that would’ve been a good thing to say. (people laugh) Usually, they’re down towards the coast, though, so I didn’t… There was one that was spotted in Erwin one time. – Do alligators love? – Hm. – [Stevie] What? – Maybe. – Do I love alligators? – That’s a testable statement. – Outlook good, uh-oh. (Rhett laughs) – Do alligators love me? It’s hard to read. Most likely. Uno’s one of my favorite games. Very straightforward, no strategy involved, really. Maybe just a little bit of card play involved. – Wow, look at those tiny cards. – I actually think we did have these at our house once, but I just, I’m not into it. – I don’t really understand it. – You know, what’s the appeal? It’s just the cuteness of it? It’s like an impulse buy when you’re, like, leaving a grocery store, or a toy store? – I just think people collect them. I don’t know if people are playing them, I think they’re just collecting them. – Like, I just get concerned about the manufacturing process. – Yeah, the manufacturing is really getting under my skin too. – Like, I just feel like, all of it- – That’s all I can think about. – I mean, plus the environment, all this stuff is just destined for the trash, for the dump, for the landfill. – It’s not gonna do a lot to the environment though. I mean, it’s very small. – But it’s just, it’s basically just manufacturing trash. Just because people buy it doesn’t mean you should sell it, right? I think there should be somebody who’s like, listen, what are people gonna do with this when they buy it? You’re gonna trick them into buying it, but then, they’re just gonna throw it away. They’re gonna lose part of it, they’re gonna throw the rest of it away. In the big picture, it’s not good. I am actually against miniature toys. – What about the little picture? – I am against it, and I’m gonna start a lobbying group. (people laugh) This is gonna be my thing. – You’re gonna be against tiny things? – I’m gonna be against, oh, wild card, tiny things that are destined for the landfill. – All right, that’s an acronym. Tiny things that. So, TTT to begin with. – But the name of the lobby. – TTTADF. – No, no, no, you’re all wrong. – TL. Not enough vowels in that. – No, the name has to be something that tricks people into thinking that it’s obviously the best thing ever, and no one would disagree with it, ’cause that’s how lobby groups work, and they usually are the opposite, so it’s like. – We should call, something club. – Group for the Advancement of Little Things and Who Hate Landfills, but it’s really against little things in landfills, something like that. – I’m on the board. 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