(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Hey, welcome to Good Mythical More. Candies have been crushed together. Can we uncrush them in our minds, and guess correctly? – That’s deep. – I’m a deep person. – We’re going to donate $1000 to Color of Change to aid in their mission to help people respond effectively to injustice in the world around us. Color of Change leads campaigns that build real power for black communities. – To end justice, or to injustice? – To injustice. We don’t wanna end justice. – That makes a lot more sense. – Their work challenges injustice, holds corporate and political leaders accountable, commissions research on systems of inequality, and advances solutions for racial justice to transform our world. Please join us in giving at ColorOfChange.org. – Thanks for being your Mythical best. Who is the candy crusher? Who actually crushed this candy? – [Nicole] V and I, together. – V and you? – [Nicole] V and I. – V and I. – [Nicole] Her name is Vianai. – But you said V and I. – But you call her V, and so when you say “V and I” that means you. But if you said Vianai… – [Nicole] Vianai and I. – Vianai and I. – Vianai and I. – Vianai and I, I like that, Vianai and I. – Vianai and I are crushing candies today. – What conference or tournament are you watching? The Vianai and I conference. – Vianai and I. – The Vianai and I. – We should do a scripted series with you two. – That was for the people who know about the NAIA conference. Or league. It’s a league, right? It’s a whole league. – Okay, so do we need to close our eyes, do we need to blindfold ourselves, do we need to…? – We need to eat it. – [Nicole] Just enjoy. – Don’t put it in your mouth until I have mine in my mouth as well. Don’t look at it. – Well that’s impossible to… – It is possible. “It’s impossible to not look at it and get it in my mouth.” – But one is very obvious. Are we doing a three two one? – [Stevie] Eh. – Yeah, I’m so over it, too. – Well, we know it’s Sour Patch Kids. – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s one. – Sour Patch Kids and more Sour Patch Kids. – [Stevie] Incorrect, but it is a candy that lives in the same world. – Cabbage Patch Kids. – Oh. I don’t know what they’re called, but they’re those little sour straws. – [Stevie] Yeah, Sour Punch Straws. I also didn’t know what they were called. – Okay, I’ll give you that one. – Well, I just looked at it. – Looked at what? – I saw one of the straw sections ’cause I looked at it. – Yeah, don’t look at it. – It’s impossible for me to not look at ’em. – I mean… What? – [Nicole] Name it. – Oh, gosh, we gotta name it, y’all! That’s the most fun part! Come on, Stevie, what are you doing over there? – [Stevie] No, Chase was explaining to me that he eats them in the theater, but I can’t see his mouth, and he was doing this thing with his fingers, and it was very confusing. – Why is Chase talking to you at all? You’re working! – [Stevie] Well, because I need to be entertained while I’m doing this. – Like, Chase’s job is to whisper nonsense into your ear? – [Stevie] Yeah. – All right, how about this. – “I used to,” what was he saying? – [Stevie] He eats Sour Punch Straws at the theater, and then he took his two fingers, he put ’em together as if that, I was supposed to understand what that meant. – He was demonstrating what they look like. “They look just like my two fingers, here, try ’em!” Punch Sour Kids. – [Stevie] Close. – Punch Kids. – Punch Your Kids. No. – Punch Patch Kids. Punch Kids Patch. – Punch the… – Punch Kids Sour. – [Stevie] I feel like Punch Sour Kids is really good. I feel like that’s a message that makes sense. Yeah, I think you’ve topped it, but… – What was theirs? – [Stevie] It has all the words that you had, but in a different order. – Kids Sour Punch Straws. Straw Kids Sour Punch. – Sour Punch Kids? – [Stevie] Yeah, Sour Punch Kids. – No, you gotta Punch Sour Kids. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Okay. – I’m not condoning punching children. And why would you even think that that was happening? And why would you take the time, out of your special day, to even begin to comment that? There are other things for you to do. – Here, have some. Have some. – I’ve gotta look at it, though. – Look at it enough to see it, but not enough to identify it. You know, look at it in a functional way, but not in a competitive way. – To be able to get it in my mouth. Lemme make sure I get it in there. – [Stevie] I really feel like this one was creatively mashed together, V and I. – Hershey’s Kiss. – [Stevie] Nope. – No, the chocolate is… – This is Swedish fish. – Swedish fish and what’s the chocolate, though? – [Stevie] It’s what I get at the movie theater, which is what I was just telling Chase. – Milk Dud. – Rolos? – [Stevie] No! – What do you get at the movie theater? – [Stevie] “Rolos?” – She’s offended. – [Stevie] Raisinets. – Oh, yeah, man, Raisinets! – I was gonna say “A little turned on.” – [Stevie] Well, it depends on the movie. – Yeah, right. – Wow, Raisinets and Swedish fish together are awesome! Where’s the raisin? Did you pluck the raisins out? – [Nicole] I just mashed it really well. – I haven’t had a Raisinet in a long time. And it’s, Raisinet-coated gummy should be a thing. It really tastes good. – And I’d like it like this in a theater, just in a bowl. Swedish Nets. – [Both] Fish Nets. – Fish Net Swedes. – [Stevie] Yeah, you got it. – Raise a Swede in a Fish Nets. – Fish Nets, yeah. Mm-hm, yep. – [Stevie] Because, you know, with Raisinets, there’s the chocolatey, and there’s a little bit of fruity, and then you pair that with the popcorn, the saltiness of the popcorn? I’m just saying. – Okay, I appreciate that, but what do you have against Rolos? – [Stevie] Rolos are difficult, not difficult to eat, but there is a… – They get stuck in your teeth, which slows you down. Which is good for me. – You got that, it’s like they put sealants on your molars, man. – [Stevie] Yeah, Milk Duds also like, it’s too, it’s a frustrating slow-down. It’s not a work for it slow-down. – You just wanna be able to gobble gobble gobble, watch watch watch. – Oh man, that’s a lot more dense than I anticipated. – Gum? – Gum? – Candy corn. – [Stevie] Candy corn, yeah. – Candy corn and circus peanuts. – [Stevie] Yup. – Circus Corn. – Candy Nuts. Corn Nuts. Circus Nuts. – Circus Corn Nuts. Candy Corn Nuts. – Candy My Corn at the Circus Nuts. – Nut Corn. – That Nut at the Circus Tried to Candy My Corn. – Peacorn. – That Nut at the Circus Tried to Pee on My Candy Corn. That Corny Nut at the Circus Peed on My Candy. – [Stevie] Wanted to say this word so bad in the main. – Oh, Circus Porn. – [Stevie] Circus Porn Porn Porn. – Circus Porn. – Circus Porn. Don’t Google that. – Circus Porn. – Trust me. – Let’s just conjecture about what it would be. – Circus porn? Well, there would be a trapeze. And a net. – I thought you were gonna say “And an elephant.” Let’s just move on. Okay, let’s dig down deep, oh, this is… – That got hard. – [Stevie] That’s the title of one, it’s just called “And an Elephant.” – Dot dot dot. “And an Elephant.” Pop Rocks. – [Stevie] No, I don’t know how you, V and I really got a good texture with this one, I didn’t know I could be impressed. – Hold on, it was you and V now? – [Stevie] No, it was V and Nicole, but, “V and I” sounds great. – That’s not their shipped name. – Jolly Rancher. – [Stevie] Now it is. – [Nicole] What is it? – Jolly Rancher. – Stevie, we don’t ship employees. That’s against the handbook. – [Stevie] Okay, sorry. – Jolly Rancher. – [Stevie] Not Jolly Rancher. – I don’t believe you. Life Savers. – It’s not Jolly Rancher? And Pop Rocks? And Life Savers? – [Stevie] At least one of these things, I don’t know how texturally you’ve done it here, but, one of these candies- – I don’t know how you’ve done it, V and I. – [Stevie] One of these candies has a softer, gummier consistency to it. – Gummy Bears? – [Both] Gummy Worms. – [Stevie] No. – Gummy something? – [Stevie] No. They come in little frustrating wrappers. – Laffy Taffy? – [Stevie] No. Squares. Come in a pack. – Oh, cough drops. – Cough drops, my favorite candy! – They’s square in a wrapper. – Werther’s? – [Stevie] No, Starburst. – Oh, yes, Starburst. And… – [Stevie] And the other one should taste sour to you. – Sour Bricks. I don’t know. – Warheads. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh. – Star Wars. – [Stevie] Yup. – Star Wars Burst Heads. It’s a Star Wars Burst Head! It’s like a new line of collectibles that they have. Oh, speaking of collectibles, we have collectibles. The only way we’re able to have collectibles is ’cause people are in the Mythical Society, and they self-fund an experience that we create for them that has unprecedented access to all things Mythical, including getting a physical collectible every quarter. The latest one- – I brought it here like a Zach King video. It’s bigger than you thought it was! – Mythical Snackiverse lunchbox and thermos set. – How much trouble would it take for us to do that kind of thing? – You gotta join third degree quarterly or annual plan by the end of this month, mkay? – Mkay. I’ll do it. – This unique collectible is only available to Mythical Society third degree members, mkay? – Mkay. – Mkay? MythicalSociety.com, mkay? – And here’s one thing I can tell you about MythicalSociety.com. At no point have we, or shall we ever, have circus porn over there. – Oh, yeah. Never say never. – [Rhett] Pepto-Bismol. – [Link] And talcum powder. – What would that be if you put that together? Pepto Powder. – (indistinct) smell like your grandma’s skin exfoliant. – Hot Tamales. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Cinnamon sticks. Red Hots. – [Stevie] No, the one that has that flavor is Hot Tamales, and then there’s another one. – Hot Tamales. – And Fun Dip. – That was a good guess. – Thanks. Thank you. “That was a good guess, man.” – The other guess was good, too, ’cause that one was correct. – It’s very sugary. – Not Nerds. – [Stevie] These, you see in the theater, and then you don’t get them. – Dots? – [Stevie] Close. I would say this is a cousin of Dots. – Dashes. – They’re white. – [Stevie] No. It’s like Dots, but in pill form. – Oh, drugs. – I know what you’re talking about, but I don’t know what they’re called. Good & Plenty? No, it’s not Good & Plenty. They look like Good & Plenty but they’re- – Oh, Nice and Easy. – Nice and Easy. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s Mike and Ike. – Mike and Ike. – Okay, so here we go, to shut her down. Mike and Ike. – Hot Mike. – Hot Tamales… – I mean a hot mic… – Is a thing. – Hot Ike. – Tamalike my Hot. Hot Tike… – Hi, Mike. – Hikot. – Hike. Take a Hike, Mike. A Mike Hike. – Hike my Tamales. – Mike Tike. Take a Hike on My Tamales. – Why don’t you take a hike? – Mike. – Why don’t you hike up my tamale street, and visit Mike, you know what I mean? – Tamalamikot. – Thot. You can put a T in front of the Hot and make it Thot. – [Stevie] It’s two words with an “and” in between. – Mike and Males. I was just reading “males” from “Tamales.” Mike and ‘Males. – [Stevie] Yep, Mike and ‘Males. – That’s it? – Mike and ‘Male, yes. Is that it, is that all we have time for today? – [Stevie] That’s all we have time for today. – We’ll see you again tomorrow, for another episode of Good Mythical More, a show you really like. Only a few days left to get the Mythical Snackiverse lunchbox and thermos set, join the third degree quarterly or annual plan by March 31st. Visit MythicalSociety.com for details.