(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, we’re gonna explore the wild and wonderful world of Peeps expansion products. They have a whole universe, apparently. – But first, we’re gonna name that squad. What do you call a group of water buffalo? – Water buffalo… That’s a deadly creature. They mean business. – Like a collection of water, like a lake of water buffalo. – Oh. A puddle. – Puddle? A lake. A pot! See? – A pot of water buffalo. – We were all over it. – Pot of water buffalo. Okay. Peeps, you almost became the most hated Easter candy, according to Good Mythical Morning, but… You narrowly escaped. – Anything that is… I mean, has this many different options, can only be so hated. I mean, they’re not doing this with those Easter hunt eggs, you know what I’m saying? Those are just in your grandma’s closet, and Peeps is like, they’re coming on strong with all kinds of things. – I mean, look at this. They smushed four different Peeps on a stick, and called it Froot Loops. I mean, that’s really the only way you’re gonna trick me into eating Peeps, is making me think it’s cereal. But it’s, all it is is just different colored- – No, smell it. – Oh, yeah? – It’s Froot Loops flavored. The top is open. – The top is open. How did you even know that? – Well, I had a discussion, with the folks who get this stuff ready for you. – I’ve had so much trouble opening things, they were like “Don’t do that to the boy.” – “He’s frustrating himself with how difficult it is for him to open things.” – Wow. – Make it easy. – Kellogg’s is officially on board with this. Froot Loops branded. – That’s actually good. It’s better than a regular Peep. – It is, the smell is accurate. – I mean, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this. I find nothing wrong with it. I’m so glad it didn’t win. – Yeah, I feel like justice has been served. – Now I can smell the root beer coming off of this. – I just don’t wanna eat… Something about marshmallows, it’s not that I don’t like them, it’s just that, I just can’t justify eating them. Like I don’t enjoy them enough to justify just eating what is straight-up sugar. – Well I don’t just sit around eating marshmallows, either. I’m not crazy. – Boy, that’s a strong flavor. – But I might have to start just eating marshmallows. – It’s very easy for them to do this. You know, you got this weird-looking shape. – Sounds like you’re trying to belittle it a little. – And then all they do- – It’s so easy to do this. – Throwing all these different flavors on it. – Takes nothing. Not really appreciating what I think they pulled off here, they made that taste just like root beer. – Yeah, they did. – Oh, and now we get a hot one? A hot tamale? – Do you wanna wait on the hot tamale? – I think I wanna save those, they’re so bright. – Fierce cinnamon, let’s save those. You wanna go with the sour watermelon? – They opened those for you as well. – Thanks, guys. I’ve noticed that. – I mean they had these open, and I still opened them. – Yeah, yeah. – Just ’cause I like opening things. – Smell of that. – Oh, it’s pink on the inside. It’s just like a watermelon. – Yeah, it is. Now that’s creative. – How much sugar am I actually eating here? Whoa. – That watermelon flavor… – It’s 25 calories per chick. That’s not bad. – I like the sourness, but, I just, I’m sorry, I don’t like watermelon flavor either. That’s like two strikes. – That’s actually not good. That watermelon flavor, not happening. Let’s follow this up with some tamale. – You wanna go hot? – Mm-hm. – Too hot to trot. Now that right there. – That’s pretty. Look how bright that is. I don’t know how well that’s translating on camera, but that is so bright. – I mean they nail the flavors. All the flavors are… – Just two guys, hanging out, eating marshmallows. – I mean, tastes exactly like those little candy cinnamon hearts. – Before we get into anything else. I just wanna, I know we already talked about it, but I’m gonna talk about it again. – We’re super excited about this Lionel, I mean… – I don’t know how much you know about the story. – We were planning it back in 2020, to do these covers and make this thing, it’s like half a year. Half a year goes by between us actually laying the plans for this and then you getting it. These are a labor of love, this is our third vinyl in the Mythical Society collectible series. – And for those of you who have read the Book of Mythicality or just been around for a while, you know about Project Lionel, which is, we have the original Lionel album over there, where he’s splayed out just like this inside, and we got everybody who came into our dorm room in college… – Oh! Shoot. – Oh, there’s a record in there. Everybody who came into our dorm room in college, we would make them get on the couch and take this photo, and then we would develop the film because there was no digital cameras at the time, and we put it on our wall. And so this pose is super super special to us, we never thought that we would actually dress up just like Lionel, get the shoes, get the pants, get the sweater, get the wooden floor. – I messed up this one. We’re not gonna ship this one to anybody. – You messed it up? Is it still playable? – Well that’s why, it doesn’t… Let’s see, where’s the sleeve? I think this is… – But also, I know I said it, I couldn’t think of anything better to say than we did a professional recording, but I just, I’m really happy with how the songs turned out. Stevie, I mean, we sent you those songs, and you said “Wow, I love this.” That’s what you said in an email. – [Stevie] Yeah. And you know that if I say that in an email I really mean it, because, you know, how many emails we have, yeah. – It’s official. – And, yeah, so we were just very happy with how it turned out. And, make it part of your collection. Or start a collection for the first time. In order to get this, you gotta be in third degree, monthly membership of the Mythical Society by April 30th, or third degree quarterly or annual by June 30th. MythicalSociety.com for deets on all that. That’s the only way to get this. Not gonna put it in a store, we’re not gonna give it away. You gotta be in the Mythical Society. – Well, there is another way. If you were my mom, you could get one, ’cause I’m giving one of these to my mom, because she fostered my love for Lionel Richie from as early as I can remember. – But she’s also got a complimentary membership to the Mythical Society, so technically, there are no exceptions. – We’ve got five scented nail polishes here. Sniffing nail polish is not a thing you’re supposed to do, is it? – Well, it depends on what you’re into, I guess. – Oh, I just opened this upside down. That’s not how you open nail polish. See, I’m not able to open anything correctly today. – You opened this upside down. – I was opening it upside down. – You thought the glass part was the top? – Yeah, I don’t know why, but I did. – Interesting. I’m gonna paint a Peep. I’m not gonna paint my nails. – That smells not like a Peep. Smells a lot more like nail polish. – I’m gonna paint this Peep green and then give it to somebody. – Oh, yeah, I’m gonna paint… – They’re gonna think they’re just getting a green Peep, and then they’re gonna die. – I’ma paint these red hot Peeps, I’ma give ’em a mustache. – Don’t tell anybody. Especially the person I’m planning to poison with this. I’m not really gonna poison anybody, I just like acting like I’m gonna poison somebody. I’ve always wanted to play a villain in a movie. – Does that look like a mustache, or more like a bow tie? – A villain that is plotting someone’s demise. – I don’t know where the lips are on a Peep. – But the way I do it is with nail polish. That’s my thing, I’m called The Nailer. – It should be underneath, right? It should be down here? – And my lair looks like a salon. I invite you to put your feet in my little bucket, to soften up your toenails. And I make you eat a green Peep. See, I’d be a good villain. A story needs to work. – Eat this, taste it. Okay, you made me regret that. Okay, that’s fair. – You put something near my mouth, I’m gonna stick my tongue out! – That’s fair, that’s fair. – Listen, we’ve also got this. This is not part of the Mythical Society, this is just another Peep. But this is a Grow-a-Peep. – Hey, grow a Peep! – It grows to three times the size of this egg, but lemme tell you right now. It takes 72 hours to fully form, and you have to change the water in the middle. So instead of making you sit through that, let’s just show ’em the final product. – Let’s take it out and look at it first. – Well I think it’ll just look like a plastic egg, but, if you’re into that kind of thing, then… – I’m gonna sneeze at some point. – Do you know how to open that? ‘Cause you don’t have to open it. (Link sneezes) Oh, okay, that’s your egg now. – Okay, I thought that would open it, but it didn’t. All right, I guess I’ll just throw that away, ’cause I sneezed on it. All right, here’s the one that we’ve not touched for over 24 hours. You wanna get that thing outta there? – [Rhett] So we’re not, this isn’t through the full 72 hour process, but I bet you we can encourage it to leave its womb. – [Link] Its shell. Is that…? It looks like a turd emoji. – What happens if you squeeze it hard? – Hold on, I mean, does it…? Oh, it is solid. – It’s a lot harder than (indistinct). – Good gosh, there’s no give to that thing. – How’d that thing get so hard? What is that? Is that the belly button or the butthole? – What is that? That is weird-looking. – I don’t know, I don’t feel like I should be touching it like that. – I mean… Here. Lick it. Okay, yeah, you got me again. You got me again, you taught me another lesson. – Yeah. Yeah, don’t put things near my mouth. – That looks like it could be a cat butthole. – A cat butthole looks like that? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – They got a little… It pops out like that? – This whole part. – That’s a big cat. Or is it not to scale? – What does that look like to you? – It looks like an outie belly button to me. – And let’s cut this thing in half. – Let’s do it. – I think that will make us happy. – Best idea you’ve had all day. – We need something that we can chop it in half. – Like a knife. Or scissors. – Mikayla. – We got scissors from both sides. – Mikayla, you think we’re gonna cut this with scissors, huh? – [Mikayla] I think so. – I mean it’s golden scissors, I think she might be right. Please don’t cut your hand. – It’s just really… – [Rhett] I just know that you’re gonna cut your hand. – Snip, snip. I’m getting a cross… – I just, we’re so worried right now. – I’m getting a cross section. – Just so worried. I should’ve given him a butter knife. But you know what, it might be safer. Oh, yeah, you can just… Whoa! Whoa, the core! They didn’t- (Link grunts) Oh, this Peep has been growing for five days. I think that’s what happened, y’all let it get too hard. – Peep got too hard. You hardened up this Peep. – What happens when you just cut a regular Peep with scissors? I betcha I can cut a whole- – I did it. I did it. – Let’s compare real Peeps with fake Peeps. – There’s a really hardened center in this thing. Wow. This may be the hardest material known to man, this is like vi-freaking-branium. – This is like, there’s some family out there, where some dad is trying to solve an argument between two kids, and he’s cut Peeps like this. He’s like “You get the bottom, you get the heads.” – You get to endure this voice that I use when I teach you things. – [Rhett] To get the Rhett and Link Sing Lionel vinyl release, join third degree monthly by April 30th, or third degree quarterly or annual by June 30th. Visit MythicalSociety.com for details.