Hey, we’re making Avocado Toast Crunch, the most millennial cereal of all time. It wears skinny jeans and then complains about teens making fun of it. Cut the crusts off your bread, nailed it. Roll out the bread. Cut your bread into tiny little squares like for ducks. I feed bread to old men at the park who feed ducks. Time! Spray it down with some extra virgin olive oil in a can. Don’t look at me. Bake those bad boys off at 300 for 25 minutes. I bought this avocado powder for 300 bucks at Chipotle. Avocado powder, a little bit of salt, some powdered sugar, maltodextrin, sounds sexy, green food dye, and just a little pinch of chili flake, like not too spicy Oh yeah. Too crispy for ducks, spray it down with some of that olive deodorant and then toss all that delicious avocado-y goodness on there. Give it a little shake and bake. If that ain’t the prettiest dang sight you ever did see. Mood. Look, made with real avacadoo. Really good. Oh, I get why Gen Z hates millennials now. Ah.