(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, let’s talk fictional couples and nonfictional chemistry, shall we? Also shower thoughts for you. – But first, we’re gonna play “Who You Talkin’ About?” Rachel Flad says blank, this is a comment on YouTube, blank “looks like he’d be holding fish in all his Tinder pictures.” – Does anyone hold fish in their Tinder pictures, or is that just like posing with a tiger? – [Stevie] That’s like the fishermen, you know, the dudes that go fishing, then they hold their fish up, like “Look at my big fish.” – I think it’s… – And do they do that on Tinder? – Rednecks, and it’s probably me. – [Stevie] I’m hearing some “Mm-hm, mm-hm.” – Too many? – Okay, yeah, I’m a fish Tinder guy. – I think that’s Rhett, yep. Rachel thought it was you, okay, well there it is, there’s your Tinder profile. – I like my fish very tender. Very very tender. – That might be twinklefingied, is it? – No, no, don’t you remember on that episode when I held up that fish? – Yeah, and you were very average. – I was like “Hold on, one second for Tinder.” Okay, congratulations. – I don’t love what my mouth is doing in that photo. – Oh, you’re just thinking about fish. Listen. You won, that was impressive, you almost got a Queen Sweep, you didn’t, because for some reason you thought we’d like Nashville sour chicken. You should feel dumb about that. But, three out of four ain’t bad, so, we’re going to give you some shower thoughts that we want you to play while you’re in your shower. – Yeah. – I mean, hopefully you’ve got some, maybe a waterproof speaker? What are you looking at? – I’m looking over there. Giving some signals. (crew laughs) – Yeah, ’cause we gotta have these shower thoughts. Those shower thoughts, yeah. Uh-huh. – You wanna start? – Gotta access those shower thoughts. – I got a thought. – Are you in your shower? Welcome to your shower. – Yes, get yourself clean. – Get the temperature of the water exactly right before proceeding. Oh! Nope, that’s a little too hot. There you go, no no no, you went too far! – Up, no, too hot again! – Oh, come on, go easy, don’t be so aggressive. – There you go, now you’re, just scrub away at yourself and just listen to us, and think about what we’re thinking about. – For instance, if the people who make shoes are called cobblers, should we call the people who make cobbler shoeblers? – If dogs like sniffing butts so much, shouldn’t we make dog food more stinky? And in the shape of a butt? – What if the grass is literally greener on the other side? How would we know? – How would the course of history have changed if the Titanic didn’t actually sink? Specifically, would Leonardo DiCaprio still be such a heartthrob? – Chew on that. Do outside plants look at indoor plants and think “What the heck?” – You probably know more math than the person who invented math. – Could someone literally shop ’til they drop? – I think yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course, I’ve thought about the answer to that. I think yeah, of course. Here’s one more for you, as you’re wrapping up your shower. Why is it vajayjay and not vagigi? – Good question. – Think about that! – All right, now get out of your shower! – Okay, Stevie, you have some fictional couples for us? – [Stevie] Yes, I do. I have a list of character couples from pop culture, movies and such, you know. – Give us one, just give us one. – [Stevie] Okay, the first one is Jack and Rose from Titanic, which you just pondered about. – Perfect. – [Stevie] And you’re going to determine whether their relationship was spicy or sour, and you can use whatever definition you want. – Spicy relationship or sour relationship? – That was as spicy as it gets. I mean he painted her- – [Stevie] Yeah, but what about the end? I’m sorry, I’m sorry, this is you, this is you, I’m sorry, it’s okay, all right, you work through it. – I’m sure I haven’t seen that movie more than once. How long is it, five hours? – Probably three and a half. Listen, it’s spicy for two reasons. Number one, he painted her like his French girls, and number two, there was clearly room on the thing she was floating on at the end, and she was like “I’m so spicy, I’m gonna let you die.” – Did they ever get in a fight? – No, think about the time she was flying. – I remember that. Okay, yeah, all right, yeah, that one’s spicy, unrequited spice. Unfulfilled. – [Stevie] Okay. – You disagree, huh? – [Stevie] Well, I do feel like there was room at the end, and that was a sour move, you know? Like, scoot the heck over. – She was perfectly balanced on it. We don’t know. I mean, I guess he could’ve just held onto it? – I don’t remember what y’all are talking about, ’cause I’ve only seen it once. – [Stevie] It was too cold. – The end, she’s on a floating piece of debris, and by the way, the fact that she was wet, and then gets on top of that? She probably would’ve gotten hypothermia as well, but we don’t have to spend time thinking about that. – Give us another one. – [Stevie] Wanda and Vision. – Wanda and Vision, okay. – I don’t know, man. It wasn’t, I mean, I don’t wanna spoil that, because that’s too new to spoil. All I can say is that based on what I know about the nature of things, I think it was ultimately pretty sour. – Well, really what we’re asking is, did Vision have a wiener? I mean… – I think he’s probably got an awesome wiener. – I don’t think that, let’s see, he was made but it was J.A.R.V.I.S., and then it was Ultron, so… – He wasn’t made for love. – He wasn’t made by Tony Stark. – [Stevie] Hey, listen. – Tony Stark would definitely not give him an impressive wiener. – [Stevie] No one has to have a wiener. – Okay, that’s a good point. – Totally true, Stevie. The only thing I’m saying is that when I look at Vision’s face, I think, he’s probably got an awesome wiener. It’s just… I’m just saying, that’s where my mind goes. I was actually thinking it the whole time, I was so distracted by it, I couldn’t finish the series. – But then when he goes in for the act, you know, he just passes right through. – Right, because of what you know about the situation. – No, that’s just what Vision does, he just passes through. He can do that. – Yeah, and that’s probably not a awesome thing to do with your wiener. Take it all back. Gotta go back and watch it again. – So I think it must be sour. – So we’re back where we started. – I don’t think he has an awesome wiener. – Okay. – [Stevie] Thor and Jane, played by Natalie Portman and Chris Hemsworth. – I have a tough time remembering the nature of this relationship. – Exactly, because you start watching sequels, and then she’s not even in ’em. – She’s not in Ragnarok. – He loves her deeply, and then it’s like “What happened?” I think she’s gonna be in the next one. I thought she was gonna become Thor in the next one, but that didn’t happen. – It’s tough to get Portman to commit to a project. – Oh, is that what it is? – No, no, no, listen. – I think they’re filming it. – I know, I’m just saying, if you get Portman involved, you’ve done something for yourself. You sit around and you’re like, “This all hinges on if we can get Portman involved.” – Because we know that Thor has an awesome wiener. – Of course. – Right. – Yeah. And if he doesn’t, he’s got that hammer, he can figure something out. (both laugh) – Spicy. – Definitely spicy. – Why can’t this just be “Who has an awesome wiener?” – [Stevie] That’s another day, that’s another episode. – Let’s just do that. Okay, who else has an awesome wiener? – [Stevie] Mia, Emma Stone, and Sebastian, Ryan Gosling, in La La Land. – Notebook? – [Stevie] In parentheses it says, “barf.” – Oh, that was not Emma Stone in Notebook, that was the blond Emma Stone in Notebook. – Let’s see if I can, I saw the movie. – What movie, what did she say? – [Rhett And Stevie] La La Land. – Oh, yeah, they sing and they stop traffic. – Here’s what I remember being told to think about this movie. You shouldn’t like it as much as you like it. – [Stevie] You, wait, sorry, what did you say? You should like it as much? – You shouldn’t like it as much as you like it. – [Stevie] Oh. – That’s just what I remember the vibe was when that movie came out. Was like, “A lot of guys like this movie, but, you shouldn’t like it as much as you like it.” So I was like “Okay, I guess I don’t like it that much.” – [Stevie] But it won, it was like the talk of the town. – I mean, but what did you think about it, Stevie? – [Stevie] I have a really bad memory. – Yeah, I cannot remember what I thought about it, but I don’t think I liked it. – Well, there’s jazz. – Were there any awesome wieners? Emma Stone? – She’s probably got an awesome wiener. – I don’t think she does. – I don’t know, I don’t think there’s any full frontal in that. (crew laughs) Because I usually… – I’d remember it. – I have an Evernote for that. I have an Evernote just called “Full frontal,” so I can re-access it. – You got a time code? – It’s time code, it’s a movie and time code. Shepherd helps me keep up with it. – He maintains it. – He’s like “Dad, no, it’s actually 17 minutes in.” So there’s no full frontal in that one, so really, it’s just all conjecture. Ryan Gosling’s the kind of guy who doesn’t need an awesome wiener. – Average wiener will do. With a face like that, average wiener will do. – I mean in fact, if Ryan Gosling has an awesome wiener, something’s not right, that’s not fair. Okay? I mean let’s just be honest. If he also has an awesome wiener, then there’s something not right about the way genes are distributed. Sour. – [Stevie] Okay. Noah and Allie, played by your favorite, Ryan Gosling, and Rachel McAdams in The Notebook. – Recently watched this with my wife, at an outdoor, at a drive-in, for Valentine’s Day. – Well that’s not so recent. – Well, it’s in 2021. – Okay. – If I say, “When was the last time you watched Pulp Fiction?” And you saw it in 2021, you’d say “Recently, I saw it in 2021.” Now first of all, nothing against the Roosevelt Hotel, in downtown Hollywood, California, but a little bit something against it is that, the projector’s not bright enough, and so any scenes where there’s darkness, and speaking of full frontal, there’s a lovemaking scene in a barn. And I could only hear them. – Time code? – It’s probably, I mean it’s a longer movie, it’s an hour and 12 in. – [Stevie] I thought you were using that segue as a promotion for the Mythical Society. “And speaking of full frontal.” – We’ll get to that in a second, all I’m saying is, I don’t even know, after the scene was over, I called Shepherd and said “Listen, I’m an hour 12 in, I don’t know if there’s full frontal, because it’s so dark! So just put ‘maybe’ on this one.” – You were in a car, right? – Yeah, yeah, but I had to call Shepherd on the phone. – Was your windshield tinted? – No, the front window can’t be tinted, that’s against the law. – Exactly, exactly. Wanted to make sure. Hm. I guess they need to get a brighter projector. – Also, they had a, I will say, it was a very spicy relationship because, there was actually a lot of conflict, and in fact, when she was debating whether she was going to stay with the guy that she was engaged with, or come and live with Ryan Gosling in the house that he had redone, I remember it ’cause it was recent. She said “All we do is fight!” And he was like, something like “That’s what I love about us.” You know? Like, it’s spicy, there’s a lot of conflict, but there’s a lot of other things, too. – Average wieners. – Yeah. So it’s spicy. – [Stevie] Speaking of average wieners. – What is full, when you say “full frontal” why does that make you think of our album? ‘Cause I know you’re talking about the Lionel on vinyl. – [Stevie] No, I thought he had said it like “Speaking of full frontal, we made a record.” – Well, because on the inside of that album, it’s full frontal. – [Stevie] Yeah. It’s full sidal. – We’ve got pants on, on the front. – But you can see us from the front. – But on the inside… – And then if you turn the record over, you can see us from the back, so it’s full backal as well as… You have to be a member of the Mythical Society to get the exclusive vinyl release of our Rhett and Link cover Lionel Richie, got two songs on this thing, and the packaging itself is just worth its weight in gold. Third degree membership of Mythical Society is required, you gotta join monthly by April 30th, or third degree quarterly or annual by June 30th in order to qualify for that thing. Own a piece of Rhett and Link history, MythicalSociety.com. – [Stevie] I just remember The Notebook being… I remember tears. But was it sad, was it happy? – Oh, it’s sad at the end. – [Stevie] It’s sad. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Okay, yeah, I remember something. – I was crying like a baby. I had to get Shepherd off the phone, I was like “I’m crying too much, man.” And I was like “I don’t know, by this point I don’t think there’s gonna be any more naked stuff. ‘Cause now it’s just them as old people, and we don’t wanna see that.” – [Stevie] Ally and Jack, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, in A Star is Born. – Hoo, people thought they were hooking up in real life. – Yeah, when it carries over into the real world, and you’re singing together and she’s, my mom was talking about it. – The way that their eyes would lock, ooh man, it’s just like their eyes were saying “Awesome wiener.” (Rhett laughs) “Lemme see that awesome wiener.” Gaga for the wiener. – Yeah, that’s… – Spicy. – Right, very, very spicy. That’s my favorite Lady Gaga song, is Awesome Wiener. – [Stevie] What about Belle and the Beast, animated version? – Beauty and the Beast? – We don’t need to talk about awesome wiener at this point. You ever thought about the difference between when he’s a beast and when he’s a man? – Sounds painful, actually. That transformation? Talk about painful engorgement. – Here’s the thing that Disney is not willing to acknowledge, and no one will talk about. – Bestiality? (Rhett sputters) I mean, I think we’ve realized this before. – At the end of the movie, when he turned back into a regular man. – Did everything turn? – She was disappointed, okay? Just let me say that. That’s the thing that no one’s talking about, she was kinda, like, she’s smiling because she knows that that’s what Disney wants, but on the inside she’s thinking, “Oh, that awesome wiener.” (Rhett grunts) “Can we just keep that?” – [Stevie] So… sour, then? – I’m just thinking about all the Disney movies, and if we had to rank the wieners. That’s what we’re gonna do. – Well, he wins. – Well maybe, no, no, no, okay, that’s what you think. But we gotta actually walk through it, okay? – What kinda animal was he supposed to be, part? – [Stevie] A mythical creature, I think. – But it’s not a werewolf or a cow or something. It’s… – [Stevie] Wait, okay, so we have two Mores, we have rank Disney wieners, and we have- – Which Disney character has the awesomest wiener. It’s the name of the title, video. – [Stevie] And then the other one is, guess if they do have an awesome wiener, and it’s broad, anyone can be in that. – Yeah, anybody. – [Stevie] Okay. – That’s not just Disney. – But it can still include Disney, if we wanna. – It could be like a Disney section. (cheerful music) – [Stevie] Mkay. All right, sounds good. – Okay. – All right, we’ll do that. – [Rhett] To get the Rhett and Link Sing Lionel vinyl release, join third degree monthly by April 30th or third degree quarterly or annual by June 30th. Visit MythicalSociety.com for details.