(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical Morning. Let’s see who’s quicker on the draw with these icing farters. They fart out icing. – Icing farters. – What’s are they? What’s it called when you- – Piping bags? – Piping bags. – Piping bags. – Well, icing farters. But first (chuckles) let’s do a random disturbing fact. – Okay. – The average person walks by almost blank murderers in their lifetime. How many murderers does a person walk past in their lifetime? Just based on statistics of how many people are murderers and how many people you walk by. – 83. – 16. That’s a little disappointing. Only 16 murderers. – Oh, you didn’t, that is the correct answer. You didn’t have a guess. – I read it. – Oh, it had the answer. – I’ve kind of updated the random disturbing fact, and now I’m like making it a little game. It’s just a little thing I’m thinking about doing. (crew laughing) – No, he showed the answer before. – (laughs) No, no. It says it. I’m saying that- – Oh. – The random disturbing fact is just a thing where we just say a fact. But if it strikes me in the moment- – Oh, oh, oh, oh. – That I should leave it blank because it would be more fun for you to guess- – Oh. – I do that. It’s just a little thing I’m trying. – The average person walks by almost 16 murders in their lifetime, which is less than 83, and I’m very grateful for that. The international homicide rate is about 6.6 per 100,000 people. And if you do some complicated math and guesstimate how many people you, as an individual, tend to walk by on any given day, the likelihood you walk past at least one murder is almost certain with potential to up to 16 to 30, depending on how much walking you do. So if there’s ever- – Wow. – A PSA against walking, I guess this is it. – Wow. – All right. – I don’t even know how to feel about that. – We have some cards here- – So I won’t. I won’t feel it. – They have pictures on the back. These are mine. You have yours over there. – Uh huh. – You have a stopwatch ’cause I’m gonna go first. I’m gonna pull up this image, and I’m gonna- – Do it on the sheets of paper here. – I’m gonna look at it. Put this on your side so I can grab it. You’re gonna time how long I have to study the image. – That’s right. – We’ll also show it to you, and then it’ll go away. – Well, basically you have 60 seconds. – Okay. Give me a count. Three- – You have five seconds to look at it and then- – Oh, I only have- – 60 seconds to draw it. – Oh gosh, that’s all? – Yeah. Three, two, one. – (groans) Okay. – Time. That’s five seconds. And now I’m gonna reset, and now your time starts. You’ve got 60 seconds for me to figure out. – Oh, oh, I squeezed it all out of the top. – Yeah, you gotta grab it, grab it from the top there, and then… That is a man with a mustache. No, just a mouth. The Hamburglar. A man in a tea cup. A man in a tea cup. (Link groans) Is this a, like a state fair ride? Coffee cup. A barista. – Yep. – 35 seconds. – Oh, I got plenty of time, but I’ve got icing all over my hand now. – Barista? Man enjoying a coffee cup, a very large coffee cup. – Boom. You got it. A man enjoying a very large cup of coffee. – That’s what it was? – That’s what it was. Check it out. Check out the before and after. – Wow, iStock. – Yeah, look at that. – [Rhett] Shout out to iStock. – I even had the hand on the right side, and I also have this on my hand- – Yeah, that’s uh- – Which I don’t feel- – And unfortunately the black is probably gonna be, like, is the go-to color for this competition. – That’s gonna, yeah. – And you got it on the white and the pink. – Well, the first thing I noticed was that, like, a huge white coffee mug on a white sheet of paper. How’m I gonna do white icing on a white sheet of paper, but, you know, I found a way. – Okay. – I found a way. – That’s gonna stain your hands. – Yeah, I know. It’s your turn. – Okay. Here you go. I’m resetting this. – Black icing really is problem. So is black ice, you know? – Yeah. – That kind of ice on the asphalt that you’re just going all over the place. – How much black ice does a person walk past? – Three, two, one, go. One, two, three, four, five, go. Okay, and I’m gonna keep ♪ Wipin’ my hand ♪ ♪ Trying to ignore the fact I feel like crap ♪ ♪ From eatin’ all that Hostess cake ♪ Woo! All right, so that a chicken leg. – Ope, okay. – A big ol’ chicken leg. Or it could be small. I don’t know. (Rhett mutters) (Rhett groans inquisitively) Something purple coming out of it. (Rhett humming) Okay. You’ve got 20 seconds, 19 seconds. Okay, so it’s a birthday cake chicken leg. – Ding, ding, ding, ding- – Birthday chicken leg. – Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. – Hold that up for the people. – Ding, ding, ding, ding. A-ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. – And let’s compare that. Show me what you were going off of there. That, is that? That’s gross, man. – But it was a raw chicken. – Raw chicken- – I did a drum stick as opposed to trying to do the drum and thigh combo. – Yup. – ‘Cause I didn’t, you know… And the funny thing is is I didn’t even remember what color the, I didn’t remember it was a purple candle and I still chose purple. – You did remember it, subconsciously. Okay. – I have a sugar headache. I think I’m gonna go to sleep. – All right. It’s my go. Come on, man. – I think I’m just gonna go to sleep. – Let’s stay with this. We’re living the elementary school dream. We’ve got to prove to our parents that eating that, they were wrong about eating that much sugar. – How did I get black icing on me? – All right, here we go. I’m ready. – Look at it. (Link sighs, exasperated) – Okay. – That only took you 4.7 seconds. – Oh gosh. – Now your time has started. Pinky. Pink horseshoe. Pink toilet. A glassed person. A woman? A glassed woman. (Link groans) Sally Jessy Raphael. That’s the only woman with glasses that I can think of at this point. Dude, 30 seconds in. Oh, curlers. A woman in curlers. Mama’s Family. (Link groans) The mama from Mama’s Family. Remember that? It’s a good show. – The mama from Mama’s Family was- Carol Burnett. – Vicki Lawrence. – Oh, yeah. (chuckles) Yeah. Okay Link, you got 10 seconds. – (groans) Okay, so I’ve gotta… – It’s a woman with balloons as hair. And that’s time. – Aw, shoot. Okay. I kind of ran out, but come on. – It’s a woman with- Dude, don’t. (sighs) Start over. – A woman- – Nothing you’ve said is right. – A man. – Yes. – With balls on his head. – Uh huh. Come on. – A man with bowling balls on his head. – Nope. – A man with hair- – Look at- – That instead of hair is? – So yeah, I mean- – Jawbreakers. – See that one? Go off of that. What’s that? – A bird? – (sighs) No, you’re giving me too much credit. – Just a face? – Yes. – A man with faces as hair? – Yes. – A man with the ol’ hair-face syndrome. – Baby man. – Oh. – Baby- – Oh. Well, okay. – I know. I just didn’t have enough time. I didn’t have enough time! That wasn’t bad though. Just because I put lips on it doesn’t make it a woman, man. Look at my lips. Look at my luscious lips, man. – I just thought that we were dealing with iStock only. – Oh, yep. – Now I know that my world is completely now. – Okay. Hand me that stopwatch. Now you give it another shot. I want to invite you to check out our podcast, Ear Biscuits. It’s nothing like this. (crew chuckles) I mean, this is just stupid. – Yeah. – And our podcast is stupid in a different way, but it can also be smart. It be thoughtful. – Sweet, it can be sweet. – It could be sweet. It could be poignant. It could be heated. It can be tense. It’s unpredictable from week to week, but it’s two lifelong friends talking about life for a long time, us. – I think I’m gonna take a nap. – Wherever you get your podcasts. If you’ve never, just give it a shot. Even if you’ve never watched or listened (Rhett sighs) to a podcast before. (Rhett sighs) Okay, you’re done. – Oh gosh. – Here we go. – Zero chance. – I’m gonna have to- – Action! – I got to use this one you polluted. (groans) – Okay. (Rhett mutters) If you want another color, I can hand it to you. Okay, here he goes. He’s doing a shirt. That’s, okay, like a long shirt. Striped shirt. Your squeeze game is weak, man. – It is. Okay. And then… – What do you want? Pink. (Rhett humming) So far it’s just a person in a nightgown. Oh, white hairs. (Rhett moans) That’s an interest, a white hat. Okay, so we’re talking about like a cowboy. (Rhett groans) A good guy. Oh, he’s got a beard. He’s got a brown beard and a white cowboy hat (Rhett groans) and a really long jacket. And what environment is he in? Five seconds. Oh, what is that? Is that pile a turds? – Just give me a little extra time, a little extra time. – You’re three seconds over. – A little extra time. Oh god- – Oh, it farted. – (giggles) Fart. – See it does fart. – It farted the wrong way. – White icing on a white sheet of paper. – Check this out. – You’re way over, man. 15 seconds over. That, okay, so hold that up. So you’ve got, I don’t, you’ve got like a bearded. What is that a shepherd? (Rhett laughing) (crew laughing) I don’t know what that would be. Is that, is it a stock image or a? – It is a fictional character that came from the mythical world of this show. – Okay. This is a Good Mythical Mom. This is- – Yup. – ‘Cause she does have a beard. – These two things on the side are supposed to be clues, but I do not believe they will be helpful. Someone is gonna be very disappointed if you don’t get this and it’s not me. – Is it my mom? Is that my mom? – No, someone is gonna be very disappointed if you don’t get this, and it’s not me. – Oh, that’s that’s the Chaster Bunny. I mean, the Macro Debbie. What’s her name? (laughs) – Yeah. I mean, look, that was gonna be really hard to do try to- – What’s her name? What’s Macro Debbie’s name? – Giant Deborah. – Giant Deborah. – Macro Debbie. (crew laughs) – Oh look, I’m wearing the same shirt. It’s the first time I’m not- – I forgot that that your hat, I was thinking your hat was white. – Let’s look at the worst Hostess cakes. These are the bottom three that we ranked. Cotton candy which I, you know, I obliterated. Holiday cupcakes, which are like… And the raspberry zinger was tough. – So what did these have in common that we didn’t like? – Well, I definitely- – Maybe trying too hard. – This one tasted nasty because it wasn’t just the coconut, but it was the whole, the artificial flavoring of the raspberry was- – It wasn’t good. The Christmas one? I don’t, I mean, I don’t remember, is there? I’m not going to eat this, but I want to look inside again. Well, I guess I can probably, they did it on the outside. Oh, it’s just white icing in the middle. – The cotton candy one tasted accurate, you know, I just didn’t like it. – I wonder if these don’t sell well. (Link exhales heavily) Okay, well, first of all, let’s just point out the fact that two out of the three that we selected in the bottom three are limited edition, so they’re just trying ’em out. – It’s just something that you buy on a whim. – And we’re givin’ ’em the big thumbs down. – To celebrate, you know? They’re trying to be celebratory. They’re trying to be special, but… – I mean, if I went to a Christmas party and somebody had these out I’d be like, “It’s a nice touch. There’s nice touch. There’s nice touch to this Christmas party.” – My head hurts too. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Why would my head hurt just from meeting a lot of sugar? – Well, you know what? Science Mike is not here to answer that question, so I guess we’ll have to ask the internet. Why does your head hurt when you get too much sugar? – Yeah. – Somebody Google that. – Yeah. – We’ll wait. – We just lost the screen. Is it happening? Celine? – There’s so many ingredients in these. – Why do you get a headache? – So many ingredients. – Why do you get a headache when you eat too much sugar? – [Both] Glucose level fluctuations affect your brain more than any other organ. Sugar causes hormonal changes, specifically with epinephrine and norepinephrine. Those shifts change blood vessel behavior in the brain causing a headache. – December 28th 2019. – So it could be new information by this point. That was all, you know, that was two and a half years ago. But the science still stands. – How do you cure a sugar headache? – You have to eat the opposite of sugar, salt. – We have to eat a lot of salt right now. – Maybe drink a salty coffee, maybe? – Yeah, salty coffee, that’s what I was thinking. (chuckles) – Why is the internet so slow? This is freaking what we do for a living. – I think the internet is going normal speed, but it’s our brains that are going slow right now. – It’s thinking. Like it went to that website and then died. – Try hydrating with water. Okay. Focus on eating whole foods without added sugar. – Yeah. – Such as nuts, eggs and other foods rich in protein. – Such as nuts. – Engage in low-impact exercise like walking near murderers, swimming, or yoga to help get your blood flowing. (upbeat music) – I don’t want to do any of those things. – [Rhett] Join the mythical society to access exclusive content like Behind the Mythicality, Rhett and Link React, and Carpool Vlogs. Just curious? 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