(rooster crowing) (mysterious growling) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. Let’s make snacks with weird names by combining two existing snacks, okay? – But first, let’s donate $1,000 to the Jed Foundation to aid in their mission to protect emotional health and prevent suicide for teens and young adults. Please join us in giving at JedFoundation.org. – Thank you for being your mythical best and for hanging out with us here, ’cause there’s more where that came from. All right, so, okay, these are the first two. We can start with this one. This is a combination of two, what, snacks? – Two snacks. – [Stevie] Yeah. Can we just talk about what a- – Figure out what they are and we’re gonna name them. – [Stevie] What a royal dad move it was for you guys to have cheese at number one this entire time? Like, truly, like, you know I love cheese. I talk about cheese all the time. But like, we had pizza. We have french fries. We had all of that. You went cheese- – The way that my family, the way that you, the way that you talk about cheese, I must be wrong. I just really second-guessed myself. And I should have been assertive like I was with chips over french fries. – [Stevie] That is, I think if anyone has been snubbed in the snack list, it’s gotta be french fries. – French fries shouldn’t be at number six, man. – [Stevie] No, yeah. – I would move it to number four, just after chips. – [Stevie] You prefer chips to french fries? – Yes. – [Stevie] You do? – I’m more addicted to chips than french fries, along with science. – [Stevie] Have you seen the McDonald’s commercials where they have the close-up, and it looks so beautiful, and you can see the salt? – I love fries. But, I slightly love chips more. There’s more variety. It’s a wide category. Let’s taste this and get it over with. This is our punishment. It’s got everything. – It has chocolate, so it’s gonna taste like chocolate. – It aint gonna be that bad. Let’s see if we can pick out the flavors. It’s thick. – Oh, you can taste the soda. You can taste Coke, starch- – Are you talking about the non-diet soda? – And- – Crackers. What is that? It must be cheesecake, soda, cheeseburgers, french fries. – Ice cream, cookies, chips, chocolate, and pizza? Yeah, that’s what it is. Thank you. – If you took the cheeseburgers out- – We deserve to lose, man. – And the soda out and left everything else in, I think this would actually be good. – I mean, pizza totally makes sense. First of all, pizza has cheese. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. – And then it has the other things. It has bread. And it has sugar in the sauce. I feel pretty stupid about that one. I’d disagree with the french fries thing. I feel like they should be higher. – I think they should be at number four. – [Chase] I put a little star there, asterisk. – Of course, I don’t have a sweet tooth. That’s why I’m- – [Stevie] Yeah, same. I would rank all the savories higher than the sweet. – But, chocolate by itself is really difficult to resist. – [Stevie] Yeah, but it also gives me, does sugar give you more of a stomach ache type of feeling than savory food? Sugar just gives me that like- – To me, yeah. – [Stevie] Yeah. – I don’t get stomach aches from eating too much. – Okay, what is this? I mean, I felt, probably in the top five worst I’ve felt after an episode when we ate, when we did the gut check episode for- – [Stevie] Hostess. – Hostess Cakes, because I was trying to bite to the middle of those things to get the innards. And the rest of the night I was cramping. I had horrible gas. It was bad. I called you to see how you were doing. – I was doing fine. – What is this? – [Rhett] What kind of fruit candy is that? That’s not a gummy bear. – [Link] I don’t even know what the other part is. It’s a butter- – It’s like a chess cookie, like a- – Peanut brittle? – Pepperidge Farm. – [Stevie] Butter is a word in one of the snacks. – A butter cookie? – [Stevie] Well, yeah, but it’s a name brand. – Nutter Butter. – [Stevie] Yeah, Nutter Butter. – Nutter Butter, and then I don’t know. Are these those like multicolored Swedish Fish? – Jujubes? – [Stevie] No, think of like a cool gummy. – Dots. – A cool gummy? – [Stevie] It’s like a gummy if you’re like a 90s teen. – Oh, Gushers. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh, Gushers. Man, both of those really good snacks are ruined by mixing them together. Nut gush. – This is gonna be, this is gonna be bad. – [Stevie] Yep. – Busted, Gushing nut. – [Stevie] All right, we’re still going. But, you did get it on the very first guess. – Nut Busters? – Nut Gusher. – [Stevie] Yeah, Nut Gushers. Yeah, this is gonna- – Bust a gushy nut. – [Stevie] This kinda sets the tone, I’m gonna say. So, I think it’s best that we lean in. – Okay, lean in. – All right, this has to be cheese puffs- – [Rhett] Cheese puffs- – Cheese curls. – [Stevie] Cheese, you haven’t said the second part of the cheese. – Doodles. – Cheese rounds. – [Stevie] Cheese rounds? – Cheese balls. – [Stevie] Cheese balls, yeah. – Planter’s cheese balls? – [Stevie] Well, I don’t have the specific brand. – Cheese balls. – It’s just cheese balls. There’s nothing else in there. – [Stevie] The other snack is what you get- – It’s good, though. – [Stevie] If you don’t want Cheetos and you want to convince yourself that you’re eating something slightly healthier. – Sun Chips? – [Stevie] No, it’s like, it’s in puff form. – Those healthy puffs? – Cheese doodles. – They’re healthy? – [Stevie] They have a fun name that doesn’t make any sense. – Funyuns. – [Stevie] Pirate’s Booty. – Oh, oh, Pirate’s Booty. – Pirate’s Booty and cheese balls. – Pirate’s balls. – [Stevie] Yeah. – But what about- – Booty balls. – I mean, Pirate’s Booty. The Pirate’s booty was also good. – How about booty balls? – Vin’s over there guessing. – [Stevie] I missed that one. – Booty cheese. – Booty cheese, that’s it. – Booty cheese. – Dip your pirate’s balls in the booty cheese. All right, let’s remove that and let’s bring in that. – That looks like a candy cane. A Fig Newton. – It’s cake. – [Stevie] No. – Some sort of- – Oh, PopTart. – [Stevie] Yep. – PopTart and- – Is that a strawberry PopTart? – It’s a strawberry PopTart. – And popcorn. Is there popcorn in there? – It’s PopTart forward. – It’s Ritz Crackers. – [Stevie] Yep. – I tasted it. Pop-Tarts and Ritz. – Papa-ritzy. – That’s good. That’s not it? – [Stevie] No, lean in. – Tits. – [Stevie] Well, what about- – Pop tits – [Stevie] Yep, yep. – Lean in. – Lean in to the pop tits. – Lean in and pop- – By invitation only. God, this looks like something you’d sprinkle on a baked potato if you were a little too drunk. – [Rhett] Pistachios. – [Stevie] Did you say a baked potato? – Yeah. It looks like a baked potato. – [Stevie] I am wasted. Let’s get a baked potato. – Pistachios and- – It’s good. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s pistachios. – I like eating things like this. – Mrs. Dash. – Is this what happens when you get old? They just grind everything up for you and you eat it with a spoon? Because, I’m looking forward to that. – Well, what is that stuff? It does looks like Mrs. Dash. I went through a Mrs. Dash phase on my, to go on top of my inebriated baked potato phase. When I was in- – [Stevie] What is that? – I wasn’t there for it. – I ate a lot of baked potatoes in high school. – [Stevie] No, what is Mrs. Dash? – Bugles? – [Stevie] Nope. – It’s a condiment. It’s a shaker of, like, salty spices. It kinda looks like that. – [Stevie] This is a chip flavor that you both like. – Oh, Lays. – Classic Lay’s chips. – [Stevie] No. – Salt and- – [Stevie] Yep. – Salt in the wound? – [Stevie] Salt and vinegar. – Salt and vinegar pistachios. Salty… Stash. – Vinegar stash. – Salty stash. Stash my salt, Chip. Hey Chip, stash my vinegar salts. Pistachio- – Vinashios. – Pistachio no you- – It plays on the stash, right? – [Stevie] No. – Piss, piss- – Oh, piss and vinegar. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Piss and vinegar. – Piss and vinegar. – You were about to go in and eat some more. – It’s good. – [Stevie] You’re so enthused. Piss and vinegar. – Pizza is the most addictive substance. – [Stevie] And also, did you know that it doesn’t matter what kind of pizza it is? Like, the studies show that the plainest of pizza is equally as addicting as a pizza with multiple toppings. – Butterfinger. – [Stevie] I memorized that. – No, Cheez-Its and chocolate chip cookies. – Chips Ahoy. – Chips Ahoy and cheese. – It’s not Cheez-Its? – Cheese fish. – [Stevie] They are- – Cheese straws. – Very similar to Cheez-Its. But, they have a better name for this particular game. – Nips, cheese nips. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Okay. Let’s see, cheese nips and- – Nips ahoy! – [Stevie] Yeah. – I mean, when you really think about it, cheese nips is a very titillating name. – Yeah, nips ahoy definitely seems like a magazine you would have found, like, in the woods. – Got that nautical theme. – A soggy magazine in the woods. That’s how we found out about nips. – Just naked people draped over anchors. – Those soggy things in the woods, man. It was a totally different time. No such thing as the internet. – Walk the plank, and you know what I mean. The mythical crew is on TikToK. – Well, the mythical kitchen- – I meant the mythical kitchen. You’re like, what? Chase, you’re not on TikTok? – [Chase] I’m in one of their videos. – Okay. – [Chase] That’s it, yeah. – Mythical kitchen is on TikToK. And it’s all about the food. Sometimes it’s about their faces, too. Check it out. If you’re not on TikToK, it’s a good reason to sign up. Gordon Ramsey loves him. – Yeah, he’s a big fan. – Also, check out Josh and Nicole’s podcast, “A Hot Dog is a Sandwich” where they break down the internet’s greatest food debates. Check them out, okay? All right? – Do it. – Okay, don’t get your cheese nips in a- – Nips Ahoy. – Look at this one. That looks like quinoa- – [Stevie] This is a three-parter. – This is scary. I hope there’s not blood in this. – It looks like catfish bait. Jolly Ranchers. – [Stevie] Jolly Ranchers. – Twizzlers. – [Stevie] Mm-mm. – Red Vines. – [Stevie] Mm-mm. – Swedish Fish? – [Stevie] No, you’ve done the fruity part. – What? – [Stevie] The other two are not fruity at all. – There’s a chocolatey one. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Where’s the red coming from? – Skid Marks. Is that a candy? It should be. – Whoppers. – [Stevie] Sorry. What? – Whoppers. – This tastes horrible. I mean, there’s beef jerky in there. – [Stevie] Yep, yep. Jolly Ranchers, jerky and- – Hershey’s Kisses? – Jerky squirts. What? I’m already going for the,, if it’s Hershey. – [Stevie] It’s a popular chocolate candy bar. – Crunch. – Hershey? – Mr. Goodbar. – [Stevie] The most popular, arguably. – Snickers. – [Stevie] Yeah, Sneakers. – Okay, all right. – All right, so we’ve got Snickers. We’ve got jerky. And we’ve got Jolly Ranchers. – Jerky ranchers. – Jolly, jerk your jolly, jolly jerk. – Jolly, yeah. – I don’t know how you get Snickers into it. – Snickers. – How do you get Snickers into it? Visit my ranch and we can jerk a jolly snicker. The ranch- – Snick ranch? – [Stevie] This seems like a different magazine that you’d find in the woods. – One time we went in an abandoned house and there was a magazine in there called, “What You Get With Men”. – Yeah, it was a different kind of magazine. – [Stevie] That’s what I’m getting at. – It was almost more of a pamphlet. – [Stevie] This is like a holiday themed. – What you get with men. – Oh, it’s like Saint Nick? Jolly Saint Nick’s Jerks. – [Stevie] Maybe that’s like the centerfold of the magazine. – Nothing makes me jolly like a, like a jerk at a ranch. – I mean, I looked at that magazine and I was like, I don’t think I’m interested in what you get with men. – Right. – [Stevie] Me neither. – It turns out I already knew that from firsthand experience. – And so I went back to nips ahoy. I didn’t care how soggy it was. – Jerky Snicker. I don’t know what to do with Snickers. – It’s really just the ‘-ers’ part that you’re gonna be using in Snickers. – Oh, jolly jerkers. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Jolly jerkers. – Jolly jerkers. – Okay, forget that ever happened. – Let’s just cut right to the chase. – Have you ever been cut? – [Chare] From a segment? Yeah. – Yeah, you’re not gonna make this edit either. We’ve already had this one. You’re done. Trevor, you’re done. You’re out. – Gosh. – Get back to your TikToks, I guess. – [Nicole] Ketchup is a smoothie. – [Josh] Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what? – [Nicole] That makes no sense. – [Josh] A hotdog is a sandwich. – [Nicole] A hotdog is a sandwich. (upbeat music) – [Josh] What?