(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (dramatic whooshing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s see if we can reconnect with what these characters used to be before they melted. – But first, let’s play Daddy Like, Daddy Don’t Like. – Oh, okay. – Daddy like Slim Jims. – Daddy don’t like Slim Jims. – You can’t just do. Like, that’s not the game. You can’t just say the thing. – It is if I don’t like it! – You can’t do that because- – If I disagree with you. – No, but then you could just say it for every one! – No? – You lost! – That’s not true! – That’s it, you lose! You can’t, it has to be a new. – I can if it’s true! – It has to be a new thing. – Daddy don’t like that you are changing the rules. – That’s okay. – If that was- – You lost. – Let’s do a Daddy Like, Daddy Don’t Like and I’ll be the don’t like. Let’s go. – Daddy liked paintings. – Daddy don’t like paintings. – But you do like paintings! – No, I don’t. – Yes, you do! – No, I hate paintings. I don’t like paintings. What made you think that? I like pictures. – Daddy likes pictures. – Daddy don’t like pictures. – See, you just said you liked pictures. – I don’t like pictures of paintings! – I didn’t say that. – That’s what I thought, though. – Daddy like rounded edges. – Daddy don’t like rounded edges. – See? I know you do! – Daddy like square edges! You know that about me, if you know anything! – Listen, if you’re not gonna be true to yourself, then you try to live with that. – Okay. – I’m playing the game with authenticity. – All right! – And you’re playing the game based on- – Well, keep going! – Just your rules. – Yeah, say it again, daddy. – Daddy likes winning. – Daddy don’t like winning. – I know that’s a lie. That is a big, fat lie. How do you sleep at night? How do you look your kids in the eyes? – I don’t lick my kids in the eyes. (crew laughing) Who do you think I am? – [Crew Member] Tom Brady. – (laughing) Yeah, I’m not Tom Brady. – Hey, listen. Which one of these you wanna bring in first? Does it matter to you guys? You don’t care? – [Crew Member] No. – Well, take some pride in your work. – [Crew Member] Chase might. I don’t. – All right, we’re gonna decipher what these are. These are melted ice cream characters. – That’s a duck. – SpongeBob. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s SpongeBob. – No, I know what it is. – Okay. – Daddy knows what this is. Do you? – It’s yellow with blue eyes. – Here’s the back. – It is SpongeBob. – Tweety Bird. Is it Tweety Bird? – [Stevie] You right. – I got it right. – Wow. Did Tweety Bird have orange in the middle? – [Stevie] As a reward, you got a non-melted one. – Oh, snap, look at that. – So I wanna see, where does the orange come from? Just the beak? – Oh, my God. – This is not, see. That’s why I didn’t know it was Tweety Bird. That’s not Tweety Bird. That’s Tweety Bird. That’s Tweety Bird that’s been in an accident. – I mean, then what is this? – [Stevie] Wait, hold up the packaging next to it so we can see. – Well, we kind of ripped it, but- – That is so sad. – Tweety Bird has eyelashes and there’s a little bit of white in his eyes. – That is disturbing! Isn’t that crazy? Wow. – This is like, anti-Tweety Bird. You know what I’m saying? – Yeah, you talking about like, in “Us”? – Yeah. This is Tweety Bird’s tether. – Yeah. Tweety Bird’s tether. Okay, let’s try this one. Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can’t even get it out of the bowl. – Well, that one’s easy. That’s what you said the first time. That’s SpongeBob. – No, I think this is a duck. – It’s got the teeth from SpongeBob. – [Stevie] You might be overthinking this at this point. – That’s SpongeBob. – [Stevie] It’s SpongeBob, yeah. – He’s got the buck teeth. – Oh. Let’s take a look at the- – If it’s from the same company, and I believe that it is, this is gonna scare you. (laughing) Oh, my God. (crew laughing) But there’s something about this that kind of works for SpongeBob. – It’s cuter, right? But I think they just assume that kids are so hot out there in the sun that they’re gonna devour it before- – [Stevie] I think it’s gum. – It’s gum. – [Stevie] I don’t understand that. – Well, it’s that gum that you can just swallow. – [Stevie] Is it? – Well, maybe not. – It’s gum that feels like you can swallow it because it’s so cold. – Fruit punch and cotton candy with gum balls! From the Popsicle company. – It’s not bad gum, SpongeBob. – When we’re done with this, go over and listen to our podcast, Ear Biscuits. We’re doing a series on the Enneagram and it’s a totally different tone than this. We’ve really enjoyed using the Enneagram to understand ourselves and we’ve had some great conversations. There’s two parts to that. – Two parts. – To understand. It’s kind of unlocking and understanding and also unlocking the keys and the pitfalls to our creative partnership. – And part two is out now, so you can go back and listen to part one and then follow it right up with part two. – We don’t have a lot to go on here. – Turn it over. Flip it. – Okay, I can’t. – Okay. There’s no eyeballs on this. Oh, you know what? This is a profile. This is a profile one. – Hold on, I think this is Thanos. Like a Thanos head? – You think they got Thanos ice cream? – And there’s his nose. Yeah, this is like the snap or who is? Is that a wrestler? It’s like face paint. – Do you agree, it’s a profile? – Oh, yeah. That’s the nose, that’s the chin, and the mouth. He’s looking this way. – He’s looking that way. – [Stevie] This is not the color of the character, so it’s even more confusing. – Hulk! – Purple Hulk. – [Stevie] No, this is a cat. – Felix? – Garfield? – How many famous cats are there? – Hello Kitty. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. – Hello Kitty is usually just white. – See, right there. Hello Kitty. – Oh, man, well, let’s just see, but it shows you, you’re gonna get a pink Hello Kitty all in the package, but then when you pull it out. – It’s absolutely no different. – Y’all didn’t need to melt this one. – There’s no difference. – Do you know how many children have cried? – Burst into tears. – Oh, Morgan just made it clear to me. It’s this. – Oh! – You have bow. – Look, it says it right there. – The bow and then the cat shape. But I mean, what about the gumballs? You could’ve made so much more effort. – Strawberry and cherry. You gotta hold of sideways. – Kind of a sherbet. – So, all these kids burst into tears and then the guy’s like- – Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s like, turn it Turn it and burn it. – Okay, here’s another adventure. – Oh, this one’s pretty straightforward. – [Link] Ninja Turtle. – [Rhett] That’s a Ninja Turtle, specifically- – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett And Link] Raphael. – [Stevie] Yeah. – He’s the one who was crude and rude. Am I right? – He had the attitude. – Ben, tell me. Did he? – He had anger issues. – This is the new one. – But he was my favorite. – [Link] The new vers. – I was always into him because he’s a man of mystery. And he had those, what are his weapons? – The sai. – The sai. – Sai blades. We got some gumball eyes. Keep opening up from the wrong end. – I think this one might be pleasing. Because it’s got like, an expression. (laughing) I mean, you think it’s gonna work. – The guy doing the gumball placement is like, he’s definitely doing something else. He’s like, on the phone. That dude is like, playing Candy Crush. As long as they make it. – Yeah, he’s crushing some candy right there. – Yeah, think about it. – Look at that, man. – Hold on, listen. – Talk about total disregard for quality. – What company is this? We need to contact these folks. – Popsicle. – We’re not gonna do it because every time we try to contact a company on this show, it never works. – More like suck-sicle. – But manufactured by Wells Enterprises Incorporated and Iowa Corporation. Designated business, doing business as Wells Dairy Incorporated. PO Box 1310, Le Mars, Iowa, zip code 51031. – Iowa. – Please- – Gotta get the eyes right. – Send them a letter and tell them that the dude, or let’s just be honest, the machine, that is doing the gumballs on the Rafael TMNT- – I fixed it. – Ice cream. – I fixed it. – Needs to be fixed, okay? We need something done about this. You heard what I said. – Raphael’s just suffering a head wound now. – PO Box 1310. – But at least he can see in one direction. Le Mars, Iowa, 51031, Wells Dairy Incorporated. – I think I’ll just stand outside of the ice cream truck and charge an additional 50 cents to fix all the kids’ eyeballs. – Well, no, listen. We’re gonna start a movement here and you know what? One year from now, when you buy a Raphael, all those eyeballs are gonna be, now, I can’t speak for any of the other ones. Tweety Bird could look like something went wrong, but Rafael, especially, is gonna be- – They’re consistently off. Look, this is the melted one and we thought that the eyeball just melted down, but no. That’s just because that’s where they always are place. – The machine needs to be adjusted. – Look, both of them are in the exact same place. – Hey, don’t worry, Iowa. We got you. – You gotta turn the. – All right. – Okay. This one’s easy. Captain America. – Captain America shield. – It’s just a shield. – But there is a ball in the middle of the star. – And you know what? It’s well-placed on that one. I think he can do this one because he knows just right in the middle of a star. He doesn’t have to think about it too much. See, yeah. Got that one. – Not too bad, not too bad. – He’s like, I can get the star. Is it the same company? Yeah, same company. Same PO Box. – Now, I will say the star is not in the middle. – Well, the star guy’s the problem here. – But the gumball guys is, he’s hitting the star. – He’s the one I’m especially worried about, though. We gotta focus on one guy at a time. – Maybe it’s like a forced perspective. – It does look like we’re seeing the shield and action. – So I kind of liked that. – That’s cheery and lime. I gotta try that. – Okay, what is this? Okay, this one’s obvs. Obvious. You don’t know what that is? It’s obvious. – Darth Vader? (laughing) (Link mimicking Bugs Bunny) – Oh, it’s Bugs Bunny without the ears. – No, those are the ears. What do you mean, Bugs Bunny without the ears? Bugs Bunny with the ears. Space Jam. Space Jam bunny. – Hold on. Bugs Bunny. (stammering) Bugs Bunny’s ears went off of him. – They do kind of. I mean, they’re just not gonna go forever. They’re not gonna make that much ice cream. – Oh, okay. Oh, look at the eye placement on Bugs. – All right, get ready for this, guys. – [Rhett] Look at. – [Link] There is a god. – The guy on Bugs duty, maybe it’s as simple as just, I’m sorry, helping. Let’s just be nice. Helping the Rafael guy find a new job and just putting the Bugs guy on Rafael, as well. Look at that. Look at that placement. – That is nice. That has restored my hope and humanity. – Look at that. Man, it makes me want to just- – And see the ears, Rhett? – Watch cartoons. – See the ears? – Yeah, the ears are pretty satisfying, to be honest with you. – Yeah, that’s a good one. A new legacy. Oh, is this the LeBron vers? – Is the new Space Jam called, “A New Legacy”? Wow, look a that. – Cherry orange and mixed berry flavored with gumball eyes and finally. Good gosh, what is this monstrosity? – [Rhett] That is an alien. – [Link] That’s the blue chick. Zoe Saldana’s sister in “Guardians of the Galaxy”. – [Stevie] I don’t think you’re gonna get this one. – This is blue E.T. – It does have an E.T.-like quality. – B.T. – [Stevie] I believe there’s three girls in this. – Power Puff? – [Stevie] Yeah. – This is Power Puff? – Powder puff girls. – No, Power Puff. – Power Puff with gumball eyes. All right. – Let’s see. See if we can go out on a good placement here. – Let’s cross our legs. – I got high hopes, man. – Here’s the back. Do you believe? Do you? Yes! – Now look that perfect placement! – [Link] It can happen! – [Rhett] It can happen! – [Link] Look at that. – If you’re paying attention. Get off your phone, man. I’m not on my phone. – Go listen to our podcast. 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