(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to “Good Mythical MORE.” ♪ If you take two snacks and you blend ’em together ♪ ♪ You get a new snack and a name, we guess it ♪ – But first, we’re gonna check in on our voicemail. – [Viewer] Every morning I wake up, make a cup of coffee and get ready to watch “Good Mythical Morning.” It always has me McLaughlin. I hope maybe one day we can all Link and I can Neal before your greatness. (Rhett and Link laughing) Yeah, I wouldn’t call me back either. – Yeah. That’s funny. – It makes you feel good, pun tickled. – Pun tickled. – Pun ticked. Having pun with our names. – All right, we are gonna recreate the movie poster for “Chocolat” and I get to choose who is who but first I want to get into this, man. I cannot wait- – Really? – To do the first one because people clicked for this and we want to deliver on that promise. Two chocolate candies have been, I gotta sneeze. I’m gonna do it into this trashcan. (crew laughs) – I’ll give you a couple minutes. Butterfinger and Baby Ruth. – [Stevie] One of those is correct. – Reese’s Cups? – It’s definitely Butterfinger. – [Stevie] No. Oh sorry, there’s three lines. Yeah, you got Baby Ruth and Butterfinger. – Yep. – [Stevie] I was just like sitting here enjoying- – What do you mean three lines? – [Stevie] Well, there’s three things combined is what I mean, there’s three candies that are combined. Baby Ruth, Butterfinger and one more. But I was just sitting here, oh, that was close, enjoying the entertainment and then I realized I have the answers and I have to participate. – What is that? – [Stevie] Nothing entertains me like a sneeze into a trashcan. – I can’t begin to tell you what else is in there. – [Stevie] This is not a candy bar anyone ever purchases. – Mr. Goodbar. – Yes. – Yeah, I just ate it. – Okay. – Mr. Goodbar. – Mr. Babyfinger. – [Stevie] No. – Mr. Goodfinger. – Ruth’s. – Baby Goodfinger. – Ruth’s Goodfinger. – This is gonna be good. Whatever happens here, it’s gonna be good. – [Stevie] Ruth’s Goodfinger. – Finger Ruth Good. – Ruth has one good finger. You’re eating it. – Hold on, I’m not gonna repeat it but did you hear what I said? – No. Maybe, I don’t know. – I said “Finger Ruth Good.” – [Stevie] I still can’t hear you, what? – Don’t say, you can’t, it’s not- – I just wanted to see if it was right. – [Stevie] You’re whispering it. – I can’t say it again ’cause it’s inappropriate. – If you take a baby to the bar- – [Crew Member] I can confirm it’s not correct, Stevie. – Okay, thank you. – Mr. Ruth is gonna- – Mr. Babyfinger, did I already say that? – You did. – Mr. Babybutter. – Mr. Babyfingers. – Ugh. – Good Babybutter. – Bar. – Babybutter Bar. – Good- – No, no, no. – Butterbaby Bar. Babybutter Bar. – I get ruthless. – No, you were closest- – Babybutter. – [Stevie] With Mr. Babyfinger has been your closest guess. – Mr. Ruthbutter. – Mr. Goodbaby. (crew chuckles) – That’s a good Mr. Baby. – Mr. Babyfinger is not? – Mr. Butter, can you switch this around? Can you switch it? Hit the switchy-switch. Yeah. That way I… Oh, now it’s gone, okay. Mr. Goodbaby Bar Butter but it’s not there. Oh, there it is. – [Stevie] What? – We switched the screens, so when I look this way, I can’t see anything because of my glasses. – Mr. Butterbaby. Mrs. Butterworth. (Rhett chuckles) Mr. Butterruth ’cause it’s like a play on Mr. Butter and Mrs. Butters. – Finger. I just keep saying “finger.” – Mr. Baby. – Mr. Babybutter. – [Stevie] Almost, too long. – Mr. Babyfinger. Mr. Babybutt. – Yeah. – [Rhett and Link] Mr. Babybutt? – [Stevie] Yeah, good old Mr. Babybutt. – You know some of those guys that just have a baby’s butt? – Babyfingers, Mr. Babyfingers is better. It’s like it’s a villain. Okay, there’s more where that came from. – That’s a ZERO bar. – [Link] And then we’ll recreate ‘Chocolat.” – [Rhett] A ZERO bar is one of these. – Chocolate covered- – White chocolate covered pretzels. – Mothballs. – Whoppers. – Whoppers. – [Stevie] Whoppers is one. – Whoppers and chocolate covered pretzels. – What’s chocolate covered pretzels, what candy is that? Pretzel Daddy? – There’s no way that you’re gonna know what it is but there is one other ingredient that you will know. – It’s like chalk. – It’s not candy but it has chocolate in it. – It’s poison. – It’s not candy but it has chocolate in it. – You said Whoppers? – Yeah. – And pretzels. – [Stevie] The thing that you’re not gonna know what it is is called Flipz. The white chocolate part is Flipz. – Oh, that’s the pretzels. Flipz. – Sure, sure. – It’s at the movie theater I think. – [Stevie] And then there’s one other ingredient that- – Flipz and Whoppers. – [Stevie] Is a packaged snack with chocolate in it. – This is too hard, y’all. – I don’t see anything else. – [Stevie] They’re packaged chocolate chip cookies. – What is that? Oh, that’s the chocolate chips. – Chips Ahoy!? – [Stevie] The other one. – Keebler’s elf cookies. – [Stevie] No, the one that’s gonna give us the most funding. – Soft Batch. – [Stevie] No, we went to an alternate dimension and got- – Chips Ahoy!. – You already said that. – [Stevie] We got the pig anus version of these. – Famous Amos. – Yeah. – Okay. – So Famous Amos, Flipz and Whoppers. – Flip Off Amos. – Is white chocolate part of it? – The words white chocolate? – No, no, no. – Famous Amos Flipz Whoppers. Whopper Flipz Amos Famous. Famous, Flip Off. – Floppers. – Flop flop. – Famous Floppers. – Yeah. – Famous Floppers? – Famous Floppers. – Weak, okay. Didn’t like that one. I bet there’s some good ones later though. All right, pull up that “Chocolat,” let’s do that. So I’ve got the chocolate right here and I’ve gotta decide who’s gonna be who. Twinkle-Fingies is back there doing his thing ’cause we’re gonna post this perfect recreation on Instagram for you to like today. So I think I should be Johnny Depp because you have hair like the “Chocolat” temptress. What’s her name, guys? Juliette. So if I take my hair and I put it back like this. – Her hair is kind of coming down across. – Then I don’t need those. And then you’re gonna feed this to me. Your head’s gonna be kind of- – I always thought that was Johnny Depp’s hand feeding himself but it totally makes sense that it’s her hand. – Yeah, why would he be feeding himself with a woman’s hand? – He’s like, “You want to watch me eat this chocolate?” – Okay. – [Crew Member] You guys should flip sides unless you want to flip it again. – Oh, we’re looking at a flipped image, yeah. – I want you to flop it. Okay, point it at us. Okay. Now I got it. – Everything changes. – So now it’s right here. – Now I gotta do my, my hair is different now. – [Stevie] No, you had your hair on the right side. – Like this? – Yeah. – Oh yeah, I did. – All I gotta do is look like this. – Yeah, there’s a lot. – [Crew Member] Your hair’s right there. – Yeah but you’re gonna chop it off here. So all you gotta worry about is this. Twinkle. – Hand down a little bit. Yeah, just like that. – Do you mind if I burp? – Which way do I do my hair, this way more? – Yeah and then Link, we need a little more profile. Yeah. (Link laughs) – I gotta not laugh now. – More profile though. He’s almost exactly profile. – I’m gonna close my eyes until we count. – His eyes. – Three, two, one. What are you doing? – Me? – What’s happening, yeah? – Me, I’m doing Johnny Depp. – [Crew Member] Okay, three, two, one. – Wait, give me direction. That’s horrible direction for a photographer. What are you doing? – He just has his eyes open. – I was closing my eyes until it was time to take it because I’m gonna burst out laughing. – [Crew Member] That’s what I was counting down for. – He’s just opening his mouth and taking some chocolate in. – Count louder. – [Crew Member] Three! – Hold on. – Three, two. – Hold on. – [Crew Member] One. – Is this good? – [Crew Member] Are you gonna open your eyes? – They are open, they’re open the whole time now. They look shut all the time? – [Stevie] Yes. – [Crew Member] Yeah. – They’re open right now, they look shut? – [Crew Member] There’s no way they’re open. – They’re deep-set. – Hold on, look at it. He’s looking at her, he’s not looking at the chocolate. You’re going like this. He’s looking at the woman feeding him chocolate. – Just tell them my eyes are open. – Look at me as I feed you, look at me as I feed you. – There’s something wrong with my eyes, they think they’re shut. – Yeah ’cause you’re looking down at the chocolate and you’re like. Look at me. – Oh, look at you? – Yeah, look at me. – [Crew Member] Face out a little bit more. – Look at me and open your mouth. (everyone laughs) – I gotta close my eyes first. – More profile. More profile and look at me. (Link laughs) I’m right here feeding you chocolate. – Don’t make this weird. – [Crew Member] All right, three, two, one. – That sucks, doesn’t it? – [Crew Member] It’s probably as good as it’s gonna get. – Oh, the chocolate’s lower. – All right here, I’m gonna get mad and this- – The chocolate’s lower. The chocolate’s lower and she’s a little bit higher. – [Crew Member] Three, two, one. Nice, that’s great. – Give it to me. Get out of my seat. – It’s gotten a little sweaty. – [Crew Member] Did you enjoy your prize, Link? – Yeah, I finally win this thing and it turns out, I don’t know how to do eyes. He was like “Open your eyes.” – Okay. – Okay. All right, here we go. We got a new one, what is this? Is this the one we just did? – No, that’s a new one. – I feel kind of sick from eating chocolate. – You have to kind of pick it out. – Crunch. Something peanut-y. What is that? Is this one of those chocolate balls like a Lindt truffle? – [Stevie] No. – It’s a crunchy peanut butter chocolate thing. – Yeah, but I don’t know what that is. There’s actual peanut. (Rhett inhales) You’re breathing too deeply. There’s nothing more in here than what I’ve already got here. This is definitely like a self-contained round thing. – What’s the other one? – Like a hazelnut. – Payday. – What’s the hazelnut balls? – Payday. – [Stevie] Mm mm. There’s one bar in here that it’s a repeat bar. – Oh, Baby Ruth. – Yeah. – Baby Ruth and I don’t know what the round thing is. I need a hint. There’s like a round chocolate, it’s rounded. – Yeah. – Oh. – [Stevie] I don’t know if you would. – It’s another thing you get at the movie theater. – [Stevie] Yeah but I had to just Google what it was. A hint? – Just tell us what it is. – It’s Goobers. – Oh, Goobers. – Goobers. – [Stevie] And then I don’t think you’re gonna guess what the other bar is. I had to Google it. – Well, you’re gonna have to just tell us. – The naming’s the fun part anyway. – [Stevie] Well funnily enough, the name of this bar is what you would call something if you didn’t know, if you couldn’t remember. – Whatchamacallit. – Yeah. – Whatchamacallit. – Watch My Goober Baby. – Watch Your Baby. – Ruth’s Goobers. – Watch Your Baby Goob. – Call Ruth Baby Goober. – [Stevie] It’s one word. – Goober McCall. – McCall. – Goober my Baby Call It. – Call Me Baby. – I mean, it’s gonna have the Goob. – I think ers. – Where’d you get an ers? – I think you’re taking the ers from Goobers. You’re taking the Babers. – Call my… – One word? – One word. – One word and it makes sense, it’s a word that we already know? – [Stevie] No, but it will make sense to you why the writers picked Baby Ruth and Goobers because there’s a word. – Boobers, yeah. – Boobies. Boobers, Boob. – Watching My Boobs. – Close. – Watching My Boobies, Watching My Boobers. – Call. – [Stevie] What was the last thing you said? – Watching My Boobers. – Yeah. – Watching My Boobers? – Watching My Boobers. – Watching my Boobers. – Watching my Boobers. – I’ve got an ill-fitting sports bra on today, Watching My Boobers. – I like how they’re going in different directions. – Yeah. – Watching My Boobers. All right, here we go. This one’s more powdered in nature. – Protein powder. Oh gosh, what in the world? – This is a two- – Licorice. – [Stevie] A two combo. – Licorice and Nesquik, ugh. – [Stevie] No. – It’s not licorice. – That’s not licorice? – It’s Junior Mints. – [Stevie] Close. – I mean, what is this? – [Stevie] What’s the bigger version of Junior Mints? – Mints, Senior Mints. – Big Mints. – I don’t know what the big version of- – [Stevie] Yeah, you do. – Patties, Peppermint Patties. – Yeah. – York Peppermint Patties with chocolate milk. – The other thing is a cake. – Oh, cake mix. – [Stevie] Yeah, you’re not getting it, Devil’s Food Cake. – Devil’s Patty. – Patty Cake. – Yep. – That’s it? Patty Cake. – That simple. – It’s that easy when you’re professionals. All right, “Chocolat.” Go on our Instagram and check out the final product of that bunch of shenanigans. Also if you’ve never listened to our podcast or if you did and you hated it, try it again. “Ear Biscuits.” – Does that got Butterfinger again? – [Stevie] Yep. – Butterfinger and these are Goodbars. – Caramello. – [Stevie] I like the if you hated it, try it again campaign. – You know, I feel like it’s constantly getting better except for the times that some episodes aren’t as good but they mostly are. We bare our souls, so don’t be too critical. “Ear Biscuits.” – Butterfinger and- – If it’s not caramel. – Milky Way? – [Stevie] Yeah, and there’s one more. – You still don’t have the caramel, the Caramello. – Milky Way’s got caramel in it. – Okay, yeah, you’re right. – That’s where I got the Milky Way from. – [Stevie] The third one Chase was dressed up as earlier. – A Hershey’s Kiss. – Mm hmm. – Kiss My- – All right, let’s see those three. – Kiss My Finger. – Milky Butterkiss. Fingerkiss. – Kiss my Milky Finger. – So close. – Milky Finger Hersh. – Kiss My Milky Finger This Way Hershey. – Way Finger Kiss. Kiss Fingers Milk. – A Milky Buttery Kiss is the Way. – Kiss My Fingers in a Milky Way. – Kiss My Butt, Kiss My Butt Finger? – [Stevie] Kiss My Butt’s a good one but that’s not what I’m looking for. – Milky Buttkiss. – Yeah. – That’s it? – Yeah, Milky Buttkiss. – Milky Buttkiss. – Milky Buttkiss. – [Stevie] It sounds like the name of a kid that lives down the street. (Rhett laughs) – I can’t go, is Milky Buttkiss gonna be there? – His a real name is Marvin but he goes by Milky. Last name Buttkiss. – Butkus is a last name. – Butkus, I know. That’s why I said his last name is Butkus. – Butkus. – All right, M&M’s and- – That’s Peanut M&Ms to be specific. – [Stevie] Yeah. – I’m so not hungry that I’m just sniffing it now. Sniffing it. – It’s just Peanut M&M’s. – And Devil’s food cake apparently. – And some more caky stuff. – [Stevie] What’s the other small peanut butter-filled? – Reese’s. – Yeah. Reese’s Pieces. – Reese’s Pieces, M&M’s and- – [Rhett] Devil’s food cake. – [Stevie] You’re not gonna get the other one, Swiss Miss. – Swiss Miss. – Oh, Swiss. – Swiss P. Swiss P Pieces. Mrs. Nut Pieces. Swiss Nut. – Mm, I miss those nuts. – Swiss M and Reese’s Pieces. A Piece of Swiss. M and Swiss. Mrs. P. Reese. – M and Swiss Miss. – [Stevie] It’s listed in the right order of the pieces that you would need to name. – Swiss. – Mrs. Peanut Pieces. Mrs. Peanut Pieces. – Mrs. Nut Pieces? – Swiss Nut. Swiss Not You. – Mrs. Mim. Mrs. Mim Reeses. Mrs. M. Reeses. – [Stevie] Swiss. – Swiss Nut. – Swiss P. Swiss P and- – Swiss M and Pieces. – Swiss P’s, please. – [Stevie] Swiss. – Nut. – P. – Swiss P. – Swiss P Pieces. Swiss P Piece, Swiss PP’s. – Swiss P. – Swiss P. Reese’s. – Swiss PP. Swiss PP. – Swiss P’s. – Swiss PP. – Swiss P-ieces. Swiss P Pieces. – Swiss P. – [Stevie] The P part is the first part of a word. – Swiss Peanes. – Yep, yep, yep. – I don’t even know how I got that from pieces. – ‘Cause it’s just the S for the last one. – [Stevie] It’s spelled P-E-A-N-E-S. – Swiss Peanes. – [Stevie] At first, I was like Peans but- – Swiss Peanes. – Peanes. – Nice one. – [Rhett] Keep a cool head with the Mythical logo trucker hat, the perfect head wear for the summer. Get yours at Mythical.com.