[Music] welcome to ear biscuits the podcast where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time i’m link and i’m rhett this week at the roundtable of dim lighting we are going through the surveys that were given to our individual wives we only have one wife each and uh we’ve been married for 20 and 21 years respectively we have questions for them and apparently they have lots of answers now we did not come come up with these questions yeah because what would be the fun of that uh kiko and jenna you guys collaborated on these questions right just like with the kids and if you didn’t listen to our we gave our kids a survey from last year hey you can go back and listen to that speaking of which um the next three weeks we’re taking a break from fresh episodes of ear biscuits uh we’re thinking that we’re going to re-release older episodes that you may not have heard of and it’ll just be an easy way to prompt you to check it out if you want to but if not after this episode three weeks until the fourth week will then be a fresh one again we’ll be back talking about more and we’ll be orienting you to to this during because we will have a little intro that we record in the modern times to introduce you to the episode that we’re going to be throwing back to but look i mean in other podcasts that i listen to that’s what they do and and i find that every time they introduce an old old episode i’m like yeah i haven’t heard that one but i also don’t listen to every single episode of a podcast so if you listen to every single episode of your biscuits first of all thank you thank you but second of all you just skip the skip those or just listen to them again what do you just you know just vacuum or how many podcasts unicycle have two guys who’ve been friends as long as we have who’ve who’ve submitted themselves to the survey questions uh of their wives i can’t think of any so kiko and Jenna as i was saying they put together these questions things that uh i think they thought would be interesting to hear uh Christy and Jessie just give their just unfiltered opinion and um okay now we just have to read them and react to it and respond to it so um i’m ready i mean after last week we i mean our um our marriages seem to be good we seem to be in like we were saying at the end of the episode it’s like the best it’s ever been and now it’s all being threatened by this dumb survey idea i do believe that though yeah that this survey could could be a divorce no i do believe i’m not i’m not saying it’s gotten it’s always gotten better and i’m not saying there haven’t been very difficult times i’m just saying certainly hasn’t always gotten better and it also a lot of times when you’re on a trip and this may not apply to your recent trip because your trip was shorter than mine but yeah when you’re on a week-long trip with just your spouse let’s just be honest sometimes it gets to the end of it and any vacation a lot of times you’re kind of just ready to go back home but Jessie and Jessie and i made the note we were like at the end of the trip we were like i think it’s a combination of where we’ve been also the fact that we’re kind of like coming out of covid and vacation is like such a precious thing yeah but also where we felt like our connection was we’re like man i wish we could do this for another week so i mean don’t want to jinx it but yeah i don’t want to jinx the marriage oh speaking of jinx um ronstat the scripted podcast that we’re starring in the sixth episode drops on tuesday which is tomorrow when keep listening if you listen to this on the first day there’s a foursome uh in this episode golf do with that what you will listen to it let’s just let’s just start at the beginning and go through this thing okay so the first question presented to our wives Christy and Jessie is what is your husband’s most attractive trait oh okay i like this i like the fact that we started with a compliment now if i would have been consulted i might would have tweaked this question to be like can you list out all of your husband’s attractive traits that’s why you weren’t consulted because we would still be tweaking the list right now okay and it’s divided into physical physical trait and then character traits so why don’t we let’s just start with a physical oh okay it is okay um okay Christy said my most attractive physical trait is my eyeballs or may she just said eyes maybe it’s just like you agree with that the inner part of the eye when when you think about yourself um are you like you know if if a line-up of just random people selected from earth were to be if i were to be paraded naked because she’s seen you naked so she knows all the all the physical traits if you were to be paraded naked in front of just 1 000 random people from all around the world and they had to say what your best trait was do you think it would be your eyes once you once you said i was naked like i’m just picturing myself naked and i was like am i going to say bush that would be a funny joke bush yeah [Applause] well typically i would i i wouldn’t say bush but you call it your bush no typically i wouldn’t say bush i didn’t say bush i just said that i was considering it is that is that not a is that uh that’s just for like a man i mean i’ve only referred to uh women’s privates as a bush before and only some women’s uh i know that you i know that you trim your uh your leg here yeah very close might i say i know you you returned from a from a pool trip it’s a slippery slope man once once you do it’s basically shaved now i want you to know what but it’s going to hit a sweet spot in another week or so why don’t you just maintain the sweet spot but really i don’t want to trim my leg hair i didn’t shave it i would say the the venn diagram between men who trim their leg hair yeah is almost a full crossover with men who trim their bush that has to be true you know yeah yeah yeah there’s there’s a destination i would say if i’m in this if i am an indicator more men trim the bush than the leg hair well yeah it’s a wink don’t tell me you’re the opposite well i the thing is i trim my my the hair off my feet because i hate having hobbit feet i just don’t like the look of it especially in the summer when you’re lounging by the pool the hair on the top of my feet especially the tear on the light the top of my toes fell out i mean like literally in the past 15 years what little you’re sleeping in a tanning top top of uh top of foot here it went away i don’t i understand what happened i didn’t dip my feet in a chemical well i’m just saying if you don’t remember if you look at those extra like then my toes in the you know in my crotch at like the book ends i mean and once you have clippers at one end i just you know i just go through the whole stack it’s like everything’s better with less hair okay so really what we’re saying is that you use the term bush inappropriately you admit apparently you just didn’t even mean to say it you take it back so back to the question what is it called uh well what were you talking about just like the wiener are you talking about above the wiener about above it you think that peop a thousand people selected in random at random from across the world who saw you naked would be like you know right above his wiener that’s his best part i’m not talking about that at all well that’s the point of the question i know you were asking what’s the proper terminology for a male bush not as weiner but just above his wiener best trait on this random man who just came out before us now let’s look at the next one he’s taller yeah that’s not what i was saying to answer your question i don’t know i don’t know my i would say okay my eyes okay there you go i mean that is the thing that over the course of my life like aunts and uncles would compliment me you’re such a strange person you could have said you know women would compliment me on my so my aunts and my uncles are very into my eyes you know when you’re a kid how do you guys uncles feel about your bush you can’t change no no in the neil family you never know no what do you what is that supposed to mean i’m just knowing family i’m saying there’s weird things that have happened in your family no no i’m saying like nothing nothing like that is happening you lick your aunt’s face yeah okay that’s weird that’s different that’s an inside joke that’s what she said what do you mean that’s what she said i’m listening i’m not making the joke i’m saying literally that’s what your aunt said it was an inside joke i’m not making the office joke the michael scott joke that’s what she said sometimes that’s what she said is just what she said and sometimes the bush is on a guy this is the first question i haven’t even given my answer yet what did Jessie say is you’re most attracted to physical trait i don’t know how to feel about this because she said his luscious locks now let me what do you mean you don’t know how to feel about it i don’t know how to feel about it because i haven’t had these luscious locks until like the past 12 months so what was she attracted to up until this point well she was patient my bush let’s not okay this can’t be the last bush no i didn’t bring it up i didn’t bring it up i actually didn’t either i said i was gonna bring it up but i didn’t actually break but i did hear there is a new george bush that’s running for office i think george p bush [Laughter] really that’s what she said no exactly i’m not going to say that ever again i should have never said it you almost being annoying yeah right how does it feel i just want you to understand okay so um his luscious locks she likes my hair she’s made it very clear and i’m happy i’m happy that i’m able to give my wife that gift late in life you know my twilight years then i’m able to sprout this from my head you’re losing it on your toes you might be losing it and when i talk about potentially cutting it because it’s annoying and i don’t like dealing with it um she’s made it very clear and now she’s made it even more clear saying it is my most attractive trait there you go hey listen you you got the feedback you need i’m not going to get rid of my eyes okay um but let’s get to the the real part what’s the most attractive character trait Christy said my ability to love huh wow my ability to love you sweet do you do you feel like you have a high capacity for love uh you surprised by this answer kinda we’re not by the way we’re not doing the newlywed game where we’re trying to guess what they said because ability to done so many times i know it’s not the capacity to love it’s the ability to look like it’s like in practice i’m a lover battery capacity i love her doesn’t mean battery usage i’m a lover i’m a lover okay well that makes me feel nice i will be making mental note of that whenever we’re like in a disagreement or a conflict that be like well if i were to access my ability to love and then i can solve that’s probably not strategic uh Jessie said can’t decide can’t narrow it down she passed between his humor and his big old brain i like when you talk about my big old brain baby so you sense the humor in your brain okay yeah okay i mean if i were to be paraded in front of a thousand random people uh i mean i think my i think i should have a relatively small head so i don’t think you would assume that was a big brain you’re dodging the compliment but i do think which which one you know i’m not dodging the compliment i’m exercising the first part which is the humor i haven’t gotten to being smart yet oh if you can only choose one of these which one would you have chosen because she really needed to only choose one would you rather be funny or smart i’d rather be funny uh i don’t i think funny as well because i don’t think that smart does anything for you it does things for the people around you but i think it makes i i i think it makes i think i think funny does more for the people around you because it is their day well yeah funny does a lot for the people around you i’m just saying if you isolate smart i mean i and i’m definitely not i’m not comparing myself to super smart people but super smart people are super sad yeah right because they know too much and so i don’t i don’t you know i i think that smart is g is is a good quality to have but it’s really i mean i guess you can keep yourself out of trouble if you’re smart and smart boy stays out of trouble uh and tell it i mean and like it’s it’s nice to interact with somebody who like knows stuff and then there’s like oh that’s interesting that’s thought provoking that’s i mean just edifying but there’s something magical about like when you make somebody laugh man that’s that’s something that’s a magical power i think they’re both pretty beneficial for people around you but i’m just saying that for you personally being funny is probably more fun let’s get let’s get to some negatives what’s your husband’s worst trait this is also divided into physical i’ma let you go first and character but they but my wife uh took uh you know what she took she took a she didn’t say like i don’t like his nose she said sensitive scalp this may seem like an odd answer to you what is she what is she frustrated about your senses what is she trying to do to your scalp that frustrates her she’s rubbing it hard at any point in our marriage when she wants to well first of all now that i’ve got these luscious locks that she’s so attracted to uh any time she’s trying to manipulate them and she like gets a she snags like if it snags on a ring or if she’s like trying to do something to my hair what do you mean do something to your hair like like style it like fix it or put something in it or or something or just touch it like she might be i’m going to touch your hair and it’s like i’ve got stuff in my hair and it’s like my hair is curly so your hands get stuck in it and i have it i i’m tenderheaded man and she’s annoyed by me being tenderheaded she regularly brings this up i will say that like this is an interesting like this is the one two punch thing this is not a you thing this is a you and her thing because uh i mean if you want to talk about 100 people surveyed i think the majority are going to say that they haven’t touched their partner’s hair like that often like i can’t tell you the last time Christy’s touched my hair well that period i think you’re missing out on a huge part of what could be a connection in your relationship that’s not what you’re describing you’re seeing each other’s hair you’re saying she fixes my hair she puts things in my hair it seems like we’re talking like nothing and pruning no i’m saying even if she’s like i’m you know she’s laying there and she like wants to like either play with my hair or like scratch my head or something first of all okay that’s not unusual i don’t think no but that’s not what you had described no but i’m saying she’s fixing your hair well no if she’s like a child before well there’s a number of times that she like okay i mean it happens more often than you would think but like okay when we did that thing where she the groomer had put Barbara’s hair in two ponytails right and she was like oh let’s do all my good twitter ideas come from Jessie so she was like let’s do that with you and it’s just the process of grabbing my hair and doing that i mean i’m constantly that’s not a normal relational application of but i’m saying it any she just doesn’t like the fact that my scalp is sensitive and it annoys her because she’s touching your hair a lot but she wants to touch my head she’s touching your hair a lot a little weird to me but she’s not survey a thousand people i mean if she was touching my hair a lot even more weird if a thousand people were surveyed is it weird for a wife to touch a husband’s hair especially when it is the number one thing she is attracted to i believe that 90 i think it’s 900 out of those 1 000 people would say no that’s not weird it’s totally natural unexpected um Christy said my physical worst trait is oh news flash my chewing there are times when i’m like you know what right now i’m really gonna concentrate i’m not i’m not chewing like a dummy i’ll own this one dummy i wish i could fix this apparently i can’t because sometimes i will try really hard to just chew like a normal non-dummy what what what do you mean i’d like dinner if somebody like notices but like what how what do you adjust i just try to shoot slower less more or less dummy like it’s not a dummy thing i mean you know what i’m saying it’s a level of aggression yeah so i try to slow it down that’s still aggressive it’s just slower listen i’m gonna own this one i don’t want to talk about it okay but i mean god bless her she lives with you all i do is work with you and i do eat on the internet with you quite a bit but she she makes meals and serves them to you and then has to listen to you eat them she says beside me did she sit across from you or next to you catty corner boy i would be on the other side of the table um maybe as far away i said i didn’t want to talk about this okay this is between us um i didn’t talk about you and your wife yeah you didn’t say a thing about that right so what did Jessie say is your worst character she said he’s he’s not a natural snuggler this is not a character issue but it feels like an appropriate time to bring this up also he believes there’s a right or efficient way to do everything and that everybody should care about that as much as he does oh uh see you guys like me you guys think that link’s the the only one who’s worried about efficiency my wife thinks that i’m overly worried about efficiency that’s because she doesn’t know she’s she never used the word in a sentence we use the term efficient she is right and efficient and a dash in between it i’m making you a defender because i think that will seem heroic but like i mean um she doesn’t place a lot of value on efficiency let’s focus on the i’m with you on this one yeah i and i do in my family i am the one that thinks there is a way to do things and get i get frustrated with all my family members and for the way they do things uh not a natural snuggler this is true um but again i’m glad she recognizes that it’s not a character issue i’m still a good man but i think that i think that Jessie is an unnatural snuggler uh-huh i feel like she is on the far the high end of the spectrum the hair touching is a form of snuggle oh 100 percent so it makes sense yeah so this is consistent with that it’s like i’m trying to snuggle with you but you’re thinking about your hair natural snuggler uh i think the hair touching is is to an unnatural level as well she is on she is on one end of the spectrum but it is not strange i stand by it it is not strange for a spouse to touch their spouses no i didn’t think it okay i don’t think i i don’t think that’s the right word for it strange or scalp or bush is it strange for a partner to not touch their partners but promised we weren’t going to do well you’ve wanted me to promise um christy’s got my number here with my character trait that’s worse uh overly critical i mean when we when we explored the enneagram stuff it’s like you know again i gotta i gotta own this it was nice to um just be refreshed to the impact that that that has and how like even though i’m being misunderstood in my criticism it’s like it is important for me to remember how how it how it feels to be on the receiving end of that and so it’s not just about is this important is this important enough to bring up or can i let it go but there’s another aspect to the decision to speak it in the criticism into existence and that’s how is this going to be interpreted how’s it going to make the recipient feel and um i think that was a nice refresher there okay we got it but i don’t want to talk about it anymore we got a lot more to go through but we do want to remind you that you can get this shirt um what does it say i can’t read my own shirt this is your brain this is your brain on mythical any questions remember those those anti-drug commercials from the 80s this is what this is referring to if you don’t remember it you it just you might just find this to be a cool shirt yeah get it uh mythical.com okay next question please what’s one thing that your husband always says to you christy said i always say to her did you turn off the lights i do i i guess i do say that did you turn off the lights like if i ca if i could come downstairs yeah if i go upstairs first did you turn off the light i’m in the process of making more of my lights automatic automatic so i i don’t have to ask her that this this problem’s going away well not all i have that in my house and all the lights i mean all the lights go off at 1am at my house because you never know who’s going to be up past 10 am and somebody every night except for like some safety lights right do you still use that um the color changing mood they’re all still installed like do you ever do do that uh shepard does it i don’t really do it oh you know well occasionally in the bedroom yeah occasionally in the bedroom we’ll use it um it’s party time but uh yeah it’s party time turns all the lights on but then i think at 1am they just automatically shut off and let me tell you right now if that doesn’t happen none of them would go off like you could not the amount of electricity that i’m using but i do have solar panels what okay what did you have solar panels one thing that your husband always says to you look at that there to the left you missed it said as we drive past something he finds fascinating like a house cow tree hill et cetera i am the king of look at that of pointing things out and wanting you to look at them look at that like i mean i know i must do it i know it’s at least in terms of Jessie’s perspective to an annoying degree because i tend to get really especially if i’m in a new place i tend to get really fascinated with everything and if you’re driving you can’t be looking at your phone so you’re having to look at that all of that and if i’m not driving it’s even worse and then i’m telling her if she’s driving oh she should look at something but it could also just simply be walking look at that and i and i want everyone to look at it i want all my family members to look at it and it seems like even when they look at it they don’t care about it as much as i do yeah and i can never get over that may i suggest a new catchphrase which is look and care about that look and care about that that seems forceful i feel like i’m just pointing it out then they can come to their own conclusions about it it reminds me of my pet peeve with Christy is when i’m driving and she’s navigating somewhere and she’s like oh turn that way i’m like i’m not looking at you i’m looking at where i’m driving like say left or right give me a directionality oh you’re going to you’re going to turn up here yeah up go up turn turn at that sign which sign which way like that’s why i always insist on like putting the thing in the gps because because we just avoid that fight technology has avoided so many fights soon i’ll shoot we won’t be fighting about the lights what’s the road when we don’t fight about directions anymore are you telling me that i could get a robot who just looks at the things that i ask it to look at oh yeah yeah hey you know that could be the new robot hey robot man look at that and he’s like that is me on form thank you for pointing it out here’s looking at that kid it’s a robot that helps you with nothing he just looks at the things that you don’t want to look at it can be a child too and it can be like really into everything you kind of think it was a wife you point point you a robot wife and a robot woman to look at stuff for you how about it’s just a whole robot family it’s a it’s a wife and two children and they’re all and they travel with us really into the stuff that you tell them right yeah yeah look at that and they’re like wow and but they know but they have like the built-in technology like the google thing they’re like quoting wiki yeah they can take a picture of something that is the hearst castle founded in 1647 you know and then they i think they’ll be about it wow dad that’s the hearst castle yeah yeah they call you dad because because i need to be the one with the information about it they need to be wowed by me they don’t need to be telling me stuff here’s a good one it just happens to be the next question i’m not they’re all good they’re all good they’re all great rank your husband’s coolness from one to ten ten being coolest okay Jessie said eight negative two for that tiger tank top and the dad shoes he sometimes wears tiger tank top i think i put this on twitter at some point or maybe Jessie did i bought a series of uh very graphic uh graphic uh tank tops back when we thought we were going to do that character on tick tock he was like the step dad he was pretty he had one good tick tock but we haven’t brought him back uh and i found some funny tank tops on amazon and then i was like talks on tick tock maybe i’ll just wear one of these maybe i’ll just wear one of these in the house and see what happens and Jessie didn’t like it also that knocked you down two cool points well that forever and so i have a few sort of daddish sort of tennis shoes that i might wear that are like just super comfortable or whatever um Jessie will look like ringo starr on a sketcher’s ad i uh i will definitely defer to Jessie quite a bit when it’s just like how does this look like what does this look like and because there are times apparently like 20 percent of the time where she’s like uh that’s i mean no that’s not cool you need to change that and i trust her in that way so i totally i’m actually surprised that you got to an eight that i got to an eight yeah i don’t consider myself particularly cool in this way so well Christy this is what she wrote she wrote uh rank your husband’s coolness on a scale 1 to 10 10 being the coolest oh gosh 10 plus then she wrote no one pulls off eating cereal in a pool floaty quite like link okay so this is a back candy compliment this is not a sincere tin she’s saying that i have a 10 plus in coolness because yes she has exited the back of our house and seen me lounging in a pool floaty uh in my pool eating cereal in the middle of the day i mean that’s cool it’s kind of cool is that cool she was taking she took pictures what kind of cereal and what kind of floaty that’s a matter i think it definitely i think that the pool floaties like was a six foot tall sloth inflatable sloth that it see he seemed to be cradling me because he was spooning me or i was you know i was the little spoon i was i was facing up that’s cool but if the cereal had the word bran in it you’re not cool oh i’m sure it was uh well what about if it’s razor brand crunch doesn’t crunch raisin bran crunch makes you slightly cooler than raisin bran but it doesn’t make you cool okay well i got a 10 for my wife uh so eat that describe your husband using one word wow the interesting thing is i think that the two things that were chosen for us by our wives are almost the same letters rearranged but not exactly uh Jessie called me an enigma enigma enigma really an enigma i guess with one word you really can’t like expound i know the way i would describe enigma is like a mystery a mystery like a closed off but let me look at the official definition a person or thing that is mysterious puzzling or difficult to understand i’ll take that i mean it’s intriguing uh red enigma McLaughlin so she doesn’t i mean it sounds like a good name for a pro wrestler and i think that was i think that did happen definitely happened at least once it’s several different levels of wrestling probably i mean like i’ve never seen you wear a mask sincerely how could you be an enigma uh well i think where she’s getting i would assume where she’s getting this from is uh i think her Jessie’s perspective on me is that the combination of things that make up who i am is not something that she has that she has run into and other people she is a she has said as much to me so you’re unique yeah but in an unexpected way because it’s like it’s like in a clandestine way you could be unique in like uh oh yeah that guy’s that guy is unique like he wears books for clothes you know what i’m saying it’s like okay yeah but is that an enigma no but if you found out that they got that that’s a weird books for clothes is also running like a viable candidacy for president then you’d be like that is an enigma huh yeah you know um Christy described me using the word magnetic which is also a super that’s nice magnetic code but you know i’m saying similar letters a lot of letters yeah but you have these in the next you have a c and a t that she but everything else is the same magnetic enigma magnetic enigma i like saying that together magnetic enigma so i’m i’m basically like i don’t know i i i come join me in my sloth floaty and neat cereal with me this isn’t uh so far this is making me my me feel good for the most part just wait um next question what’s one thing you wish your husband would stop doing Christy said listening to his inner critic so she’s becoming my therapist now in this thing and yeah okay i’ll take it uh yeah i gotta i gotta i gotta just i gotta just keep putting that guy in his place yeah hey i can mow the grass and think about other things you don’t mow the grass no i don’t that’s one trying to avoid my inner critic that’s one last thing you can be critical of yourself for Jessie said Jessie said morning farts when we work out you all work out together now you farted up we work out at the same time working out together is like doing the same thing working out at the same time in the same place that’s how we work out together on our own programs every once in a while we’ll do like a you know a little youtube workout together but but you’re farting well let’s not i said let’s i said this i said this on this podcast earlier i was like one of the greatest things about being able to work out at home which i do now and no longer going to the gym because of covet but it’s now i’m never going by to the gym i got the gym at my house i’m in my garage right and one of the things i hate about working out in public is especially in the morning you cannot fart but i you know i like keeping my fart i like going to the gym and i like i like having to keep my farts in because it’s like it actually helps with your form you know you always want your your glutes tight and your abs tight you don’t want your butt hold tight you want your butt hold tight yeah you want your your core tight you want your core tight which maybe that’ll push a fart out yeah that’s what i’m saying i think i’ve got the right technique you got to have a capper and i have a you got to have a a cap on the tube and i essentially and also i do my whole morning stretching routine which is like almost designed you know there’s there’s like the wind release pose and yoga or like just several different poses that are made to make you fart and i do those in the morning and you fight and she used to not come down there she would she would come a little bit later oh well she’s come a little bit later and then she started coming a little bit earlier and i was like well if you’re going to be in here i can’t change this my body has gotten used to this she used to work out with me there was a time there when i remember the two of us worked out together we were in we weren’t in each other’s homes we were at a digital at the gym there was a time in which all four guys were the same that but now we never were in the same gym at the same time yeah that was we just went to the same place um i never recalled hearing her fart at the gym she also doesn’t fart during our workouts and she’s free to do it she needs to i just made it clear that i wasn’t going to change my behavior because it was important for me to be able to release my wind but she doesn’t like it but i’m like i’m sorry baby this is something that you’re going to have to deal with see my problem is when i fart then my inner critic starts breaking it down like oh that one wasn’t wet enough or wasn’t wet enough next question has your husband developed any old man traits in the past few years this is a trap this is this is a trap question how are we going to get out of this one well Jessie said uh morning farts when we work out again uh and then she added i know this is interesting and i know that i was actually telling you in a conversation we were having yesterday that she complains about this complaining about kids these days kids she has a sometimes i will be talking to our children and there’s something that i’m kind of sensing about their generation that i’m like thinking that needs to be like addressed and like maybe called out and you have to use the phrase and well i don’t go i don’t use i haven’t fallen into the the trope of like saying kids these days or back in my day but you know i will sometimes talk about something that i did like well when i was your age i would do this and she’s just very sensitive to me going into that or anytime i’m talking and i’m talking about a generation in in general if i’m saying something about millennials if i’m saying something about generation z she’s like oh don’t become that guy you’re just falling into it you’re going to become an old guy who just talks about the problems with the other generations so i appreciate this yeah how are you going to take this feedback i’m taking it but i’m going to keep farting but i will stop talking about the generations but i will not stop farting because that would be unhealthy it’s like when you when you start in on that stuff anyone who’s in earshot it’s like it’s like a cue verbal cue to just stop listening unless unless you’re like i might listen i might commiserate but like if your kids are in the room it’s like that i mean they’re they’re not gonna it’s like oh i gotta stop what i’m doing this is what dad’s about to say you know it’s like that’s just not the the preemptive that’s not the conversation starter that gets them going you know kids these days i do not say kids these days okay my any old man traits see and this one okay it wasn’t one what is the most old man is trait it’s it’s old man traits christy said sleeping with lip balm in a full water bottle by his bed yeah is that old man-ish she goes on yeah she could have she could have used an excel spreadsheet wearing a full coat with a cardigan while drinking coffee at dinner this is something she made fun of me of we were sitting at dinner you’re always cold and i was i was bundled up you look cold right now i was bundled up and i was uh yeah my arms are crossed i’m a little cold and um yeah it was dinner time and i was sitting there just drinking a coffee i don’t know i was like i’d forgotten to drink my afternoon coffee so i’ll have it for dinner you do that if you forget to drink coffee you have to have it at dinner um not usually but i did that day when i was bundled up i felt i guess i felt old and then the list wraps up with consistent napping and not just consistent but quick quick draw i i think a character trait of an old old man is the ability to nap in any position in any place yeah immediately and like we’ll go into our office like um if we’re having a long day of shooting or whatever uh we’ll go into our office sometimes to like eat our lunch and then we’ve got like 10 minutes before we gotta be back and shooting again and uh you’ll like sit in a chair it’s like to rest your eyes in like literally like 45 seconds you’re like your mouth opens and you begin sleeping like i mean i could lay here on the couch with no one in here and a pillow and a blanket it’s very for a long time i would never go to bed i’m gonna do it i’m i’m gonna be a great old man and i’m starting early well the thing is is that i’m envious of this particular quality but i’m i’m fearful if you’re this much of an old man now and you’re only gonna add things on top of it i’m just you’ll be happy but the people around you will be miserable you know you just got to watch out yes if you kept it at this it’s probably fine yeah what is your favorite memory of your husband oh this would this would be good this is like like we’re dead so this is it like what’s your favorite this is what they’re going to say at the funeral uh christy said when we were dating he covered my car in heart-shaped post-its i still have them i think we have a picture of that in the book of mythical yeah we put it in the book of myth account she wrote about it the book method callie maybe she forgot that but yeah we still have the post-it notes i mean and then i wrote on one of them i’m stuck on you which is she left that part out but like that’s her favorite memory of me what’s that she had to go back pretty sure what have you been doing lately you know it’s like i’m sleeping and eating cereal in a float hey she’s invited you’re not really building the memories memories baby oh yeah i gotta do this 20 years have passed well when we were dating he put some stickers on my car oh man yeah she’s got some back-handed going on here [Music] she’s hurting that’s hilarious she is hurting me yeah i’m sure you’ve done things since then it’s just you never top that um Jessie sometimes when you’re filling out a survey it’s kind of like signing up for a new thing you’re like hey i need a new username and password right now it’s like filling out one of those things for the kids to let go to the trampoline place it’s like i don’t know he’s 17. um i’m just going to go with my go-to memory the this is what Jessie said her favorite memory of me was that conversation in palm springs when we stared into each other’s eyes talked about our life journey up until this point and both cried oh wow is she speaking in code this seems like something it was between the two of you and it should remain that way so uh yeah it was just a it was a moment of intense connection okay a moment of intense connection you know i don’t have any follow-up she was pulling on my hair really hard but i wasn’t complaining but i was farting and uh she just deals with that um when did you realize that your husband was the one okay Jessie said it was lots of small moments the music he played that first time i got in this car the questions he asked me while we waited for the very late locksmith on that bench outside a macaroni grill watching him dance and act completely ridiculous in front of an auditorium full of people and especially when he said if you don’t marry me who the hell are you gonna marry that hey that’s a pretty good line it’s like it’s like it’s like business negotiation it’s like who’s gonna give you a better offer than this well hold on that makes it sound like she didn’t have she didn’t have many she my wife had if anything had many suitors um but the uh yeah it was you know she didn’t think highly of anything she was she was young you know she got married i was 23 she was 20. you know we were on like even the early for north carolina evangelical christians in the 90s level you know timeline so i think the answer to your question if you don’t marry me who the hell are you going to marry i think the answer is well i mean there a lot of people a lot of people that i know a lot of people like to meet what i’m only 20. what i was implying and this is says more about me than it does about her i think is as i was saying if you’re not going to marry me please show me the man that you’re gonna marry you know that’s you were right for each other that’s who knew that that’s what that’s what i was thinking uh what did Christy say um she realized that i was the one spending a summer in santa cruz away from him after my junior year in college i kept a journal of all of the things i wanted to tell him but felt like i couldn’t yet because i was i was some robotic stick in the mud that was like i don’t know what love is yeah if she had shared that with you it would have scared you off probably at the time yeah she she shared it with me later the floodgates opened when she returned from santa cruz and we got engaged that night yeah you know uh that’s a fond memory what is one thing that is so classically your husband classic rat uh Jessie says talking about his food enjoying his food finishing his food really quickly it’s yeah it’s uh i mean it is an ability i’m having a good time when i’m eating man and i’m talking about it it never sets up to me to like for it to disappear so quickly yet for you to be so engaged in it it makes sense on one level but it’s like i felt like slowing down would help but you tell me that’s not the case my philosophy i know some people are like why do you take the chocolate milk and drink it all in approximately seven seconds and i’m why don’t you savor it why don’t you stretch it out i’m like i’m in it for the peak experience i don’t care how long it lasts i want it to be as intense as possible seven seconds and one glass of milk will be more intense than seven minutes in one glass of milk i’m about amplitude man i’m not about uh longitude or whatever the other part i don’t i haven’t taken that class in a long time yet along with that speed you are giving constant commentary about how amazing it is like when i mean when we’re on the show like i don’t have peripheral vision because of these glasses and then i mean i just hear you talking about the food and i assume you haven’t eaten any either and i’ll look over and it’s literally i don’t know what i don’t i don’t i need to watch the show back just to know that you’re actually eating it because from my experience you never you never you’re talking about the food and then it must go it just you must be dulling it into the can it goes straight into the can that is my mouth hole this is funny because on our anniversary trip uh the place that we were staying did there’s not a lot of places to eat in big sur so the place we were staying had a restaurant and we kind of and would do dinner uh every night and uh it was like a four course meal and Jessie and i but the funny thing is is Jessie loves to eat almost as much as i do and loves food almost as much as i do and eats not as quickly as me but very quickly for just a normal person and what we would we realized on the second night we realized that what we would do is we’d be talking like our conversation is very like we there’s not a lot of dull moments when we’re on a date together like we’re talking constantly right and then the waiter sets a course down in front of us and we realized it took us two nights to realize this that every single time the waiter sat down the food we ate it in completion without speaking you just stopped what you’re doing stop the conversation just eat it there might be a conversa there might be like a this is really good oh yeah this is really good the conversation is only about the food if anything is said at all and then and then it’s like it’s gone by the the waiter comes to check oh it’s just over it’s you guys finish and then we get back into the conversation we weren’t proud of ourselves but it was just a observation that like man we are really made for each other because and Jessie said this she was like i went on dates with a few guys before you who if food hit the table it seemed like they just it it no it just wasn’t a part of it they didn’t realize it like if i’m in a group and we’re talking and food arrives and everybody and people don’t stop and acknowledge it and begin eating i’m like well you guys need to get your priorities straight we need to eat the food and then talk to each other and she’s totally on the same page to the point of we’re not even speaking when we’re eating so find somebody who likes food or hates food as much as you do um Christy said that what was classically me was walks around the house and checks to see if every light is off he’s going back to this while singing trace atkins every line in the house is all well i do sing that but but that makes it seem playful you don’t seem mad well at first i’m like every light in the house is on you know it’s like at first it is angry and then i realized this is a song um porch looks like broadway and lights i don’t even i don’t even like this i’m not familiar with that song kind of like noon in the dead tonight who could have told you that was trey seconds what does your husband do with the kids that drives you crazy okay Christy said Link has midnight raid the pantry and trash the kitchen sessions with Lily and Lincoln that look like someone broke in our house the next morning okay that’s fair i do think that that’s that’s that was a very quarantined thing and it’s still a weekend thing yeah i try to relegate it to the weekends now just the midnight uh kitchen raids yeah i didn’t know that you were part of these the way that you talked about it was as if your kids were just doing that yeah i would get in on it um Jessie said again this is what does your husband do with the kids that drives you crazy joking with them that we would be happy if insert something completely ridiculous here that he doesn’t really believe but knows will push all my buttons this feels like a very specific thing so let me explain what i mean because i do this a lot so i’ve never i’ve never heard you do this i don’t do this i do this with Jessie because i did it one time and kind of was joking and it got on her nerves and then i just couldn’t resist to do it over and over again especially when the kids are present because i’ll just be like um we’ll be like being a different part of town man if we lived in this part of town we’d be happy or i see like a house up on a hill and it’s really awesome like man if we lived if we lived in that house we would definitely be truly happy and so and of course i’m joking but it’s such a strange yeah i get it it’s a very it is it’s like once you know that it pushes her button that’s why it’s funny like me saying that me being discontented makes you rubs you so much the wrong way that now this is a joke or we’ll have an incredible meal and i’ll be like if we ate this meal every single night we would be truly happy and i’m doing it because i’m actually trying because there is a part of me that does think things like that if we lived in that house would be true i i don’t really think it but there is a tendency to always think that the next thing is better or where you’re not it’s better if we lived here it’d be better and so by saying it in a joking way i feel like i’m self-deprecating so well i’m calling out i’m calling it out of myself but she has this thing especially when the kids were younger oh she thought they’re gonna believe that you they’re gonna grow up thinking that their dad always thought that if he lived behind like a giant gate in a castle he would be truly happy also like my dad we we did a lot of stuff and he was never happy i mean it’s like it’s pretty simple what does your husband do with the kids that makes you extremely happy okay christy said uh link’s nightly tuck-in routine with lando that’s i mean it’s very special for us uh also she wrote link always finds ways to connect with each kid on an individual basis he watches every behind the scenes lord of the rings with lily and most recently bought one wheels for the boys to get them out of the house more really smart and totally worked well it totally worked for me to then go buy one wheels too because shepard came over and tried them yeah if all part of my plan well if you don’t know what a one wheel is uh it’s a skateboard electric skateboard with a big wheel just in the middle and your in your feet go on either side of it and you lean forward and it goes it can go up to like 18 20 miles an hour they’re pretty awesome a lot of fun but yeah but now my my well shepherd has one but yeah it’s like uh link got some for his kids but just just you know i i’m glad she she appreciate appreciates that i’m not doing this to make her happy she loves the kids as much arguably more than i do so it’s nice that you know she’s like oh he takes time to like do what they want to do it it just it’s really convenient when it’s also something i want to do that’s why i love having older kids because you can it’s it’s the older they get the easier it is to find things that you can get them to do because you want to do it like i’m the one getting the one wheel ads on instagram i’m the one who’s like noticing them around town and like having the idea i wanted a one wheel but then i it clicked into place when i’m like this would be great for the boys and i probably wouldn’t have bought one if it wasn’t for for that um but like watching the lord of the rings i mean it’s like this is no sacrifice this is just this is a win-win well everything that Jessie mentioned is something that i wanted to do anyway basketball and or horse horses is a basketball game we don’t have a horse um when Rhett gets home watching scary movies together taking the kids on adventures hiking camping exploring surfing etc and then she threw in apologizing when he screwed up up which is i mean often and i um i would be happy if i didn’t have to keep apologizing i do regularly uh screw up as a father and i do regularly apologize to my kids they but it seem they seem to appreciate it not the screwing up part but the apologizing uh does your husband say or do anything to your pet or pets that you wish he’d say or do to you another trap y’all trapping Jessie said everything literally every single thing he says or does to Barbara i wish he’d do to me i mean i you know have her perch on you while you’re stretching here’s the thing is that you know she says i’m not a natural cuddler but i am a natural cuddler with Barbara i mean i’m kind of and i’m constantly the funny thing is is like it’s just a fur bag i mean yeah of course i i do so much bag of bones and furniture baby talk to Barbara constantly and i tell her all this all this ridiculous stuff about who she is and what she gets capable of and uh where she’s gonna go in life which is probably nowhere he’s probably gonna be in our house but this is a this is a routine yeah i just love that dog to death and i’ll be saying these things and then Jessie is like why don’t you say that stuff to me i’m like you want me to tell you about how you’re going to go to doggy college it’s fun to have an incredible life i have baby talk with jade but it’s the opposite like because that i was saying it’s a routine it’s a comedy bit that you’re doing with the dog because like you give the right tone and you know that she eats it up but you’re saying things that obviously she doesn’t understand which is funny yeah and i do the same thing with jade but my angle is the opposite i say things that are like really mean but i say it in like a very sweet voice like i say you’re just a bag of fur and bones that’s all you are it’s not too mean but it’s like you’re good for nothing all you do is you get in my lap and i just like rub this flesh bag of bones she might be taking that to her heart you never know she loves it she loves every bit of it and now i mean jasper just cannot get enough love he needs to just calm down um what did christy say uh what do i do with the dogs that he wishes she wishes i do to her uh she said spa day with the doggies okay this is which is true spa day complete with full washing massage blow out and brushing like yeah i i bathe the the dogs in the garage and i have this whole i do this every weekend uh no i mean i ok i probably should do it i would like to do it once a month don’t you get the dog groomed um not over covid and not every time like for every one or two times that i watch the dog we might get it i love barbara i do not love giving her a bath because a she doesn’t like it and b it’s just a wet when there’s a wet dog it’s a tote that’s a totally different thing they they don’t like it jade or jasper don’t like it but it’s still a bonding experience i mean i i feel like i’m good at it you’re good you can cut hair or be a dog groomer if that’s your back have a career well i don’t cut their hair no i’m saying you cut people’s hair yeah i could i could do that it is kind of related like i have this system of like washing and towel drying and then blow drying i would like to see how aggressive this is you’ve really got to blow dry the dog to get the poof and people yeah viewers will criticize me for manhandling my dogs but like they don’t my dogs love me they do not care i do not i know they don’t care i’m just saying it is a great it feels it seems aggressive and i’m just imagining that the the the scrubbing and stuff is probably pretty aggressive they don’t like it so i go i go a little easier on them i could give i could give but your wife wants basically what we’re getting at is your wife wants an aggressive washing yeah an aggressive washing and a blowout what’s the most thoughtful thing your husband has done for you recently okay so here’s your opportunity to shine i mean 20 years ago you did the sticky notes yeah recently what are you doing lately what would you generate okay Christy said last summer when i was really sick he would play ray lamontagne’s will make it through a very special song for us and he would hold me in bed until i was ready to start the day well that’s pretty good that’s so sweet um you know eve for our trip um this past weekend the present she gave me was uh ray lamontagne’s record with this song on it yeah and i remember we did a britain and i did a listening party around that time and like i put that song on there because it was yeah it was helping us get through and it was very special apparently a thoughtful thing the most awful thing recently um Jessie said he makes the most delicious saturday morning scrambles shirtless for two and he wrote and recorded a song about our relationship for me on valentine’s day mythical society perhaps no yes for now it’s just for her um yeah i got into the to describe the scramble thing i heard about yeah Christy Christy gives me some subtle digs about um that you have a scramble morning scramble morning uh i well i like to cook a lot and i and i was and i’ve been doing it for years for myself just like my kids are weird about what they want to eat and Jessie also has like she’s usually like not really doing carbs or whatever and so i just kind of feel like i’m on my own a lot of times and so i’ll just go in there and be like all right what do we have in the fridge that needs gotten rid of make a scramble but then at some point in during covet she was like well you’re going to make enough for me and now it’s it’s now it’s the thing she likes me and you know yeah and i keep my shirt off i don’t know why but uh she requested you know it’s just it’s saturday and i’m in my house it’s like getting like egg spatter on your on your in your belly button um i mean isn’t that kind of the height of the frying pan your belly button i got really long arms what’s the craziest thing your husband has done for you Jessie said i mean the mamoa book coupled with the 40th birthday video that included some guy from the insane clown posse saying he wanted to 69 me 69 ways can’t top that that’s true that’s true i think it was 69 69 times yeah there’s only one only one way to 69 but you can’t do it multiple times she got it wrong you need to call her uh yeah i i don’t know what i’m gonna do for 41 but i knock 40 out of the park um nothing it resets you started doing nothing yeah uh craziest thing that i’ve done for christy apparently is i gave plasma on a weekly basis in college to fund our dates this is true and i still dealt with needle trauma and still do yeah um we’re telling our neighbors we went we did a double date with our neighbors and like somehow that story came up i think it was fresh on her mind from this or something but yeah like we would both thank you we both go to like the edge of campus and you have this like place where they would suck the blood out of your body into a machine take the plasma out to make like cosmetics and other things things like yeah there’s a lot of things you could do with plasma and then they would reverse the system and put your blood back into your body i still don’t know how you did it i mean i was doing it as well but i didn’t freak i thought you just couldn’t handle it and we would get like 20 bucks 20 bucks cash and you could you could go twice a week and all you had to do was sit in a chair and watch incredible hulk on the television and wait for april to come up and ex you know change your needle up oh yeah i mean that that was pretty dedicated okay who would you pick to play your husband in a biopic or as we called it until like last year a biopic i still think biology still seems like it should be biopic i mean i know biopic like i know what it stands for like biography by by biopic a biopic that’s how you would say it no it’s a biopic biography biography and who would you pick to play yourself okay Christy said uh tim mcgraw and faith hill i’d love to see them act together first of all is this a hallmark movie did tim mcgraw is an actor this is a cnn this is a cmt movie do they have those yeah i’m sure they have both i mean faith hill was at the top of her game when we were in high school Christy did like cosplay as faith hill to like their like dance she like wore a dre a white dress that looked like a faithful dress i saw we saw in concert back then in like the 90s i remember she was with there with uh i didn’t go yeah i think she i think the brooks and dunn show faith hill was open for him that might seem right i could be wrong though all right uh Jessie picked two actors okay Jessie said mamoa obviously and katherine hahn who is that for me she’s the one that played the neighbor in wanda division oh which i was like oh yeah and the reason she’s saying that is because when that show brunette was out everyone was telling her you look like boy yeah brunette and boisterous okay what was your first impression of your husband okay so we’re going back in time Christy said this guy wears really big pants with way too many pockets but his eyes are incredible see there you go yeah yeah yeah that picture the picture of the night we met at the roller skating rink is in the book of mythicality yeah so you could actually see my pants if i wanted to Jessie said tall of course intriguing see intriguing i think that’s what she meant to say earlier when she said enigmatic well no because listen she says intriguing funny unlike any other person i’ve ever met one of a kind an enigma i think man an enigma there’s a secretive mask component there’s a hidden compartment the way that this is the way she talks about it she do she talks about it like you were from this place that all the other guys that i had ever dated or talked to were from yeah but you seem like you weren’t from this place but you were from this place what’s what is it about you you’re an enigma okay i’m well i’m magnetic um what is one thing most people don’t know about your husband Jessie said it’s a good question he’s incredibly generous generous you tell my charity how much money are you giving to charity uh come on come out with it i’m gonna break out uh what do you think quick books what kind what context is she talking about here she’s talking about like time money i think she’s i think she’s talking about if if uh if i’m presented with if if someone comes to me with a need you know or somebody presents a a problem or whatever i’m uh i really enjoy being able to to help but also i mean that’s why that’s a big reason that i like cooking for people you know it’s like it’s it’s a and not only is it fun for me but like i it’s true you don’t charge for it i i like being like hey look at this thing that you get to enjoy i just i like i like giving that way or like hey here’s a here’s a i mean you you may not say like i don’t think of red as a gift giver i’m not really much of a gift giver but i think it’s just uh whether it’s my time or doing something for somebody or why do you think i keep hanging around yeah right uh christy said that the one thing most people don’t know about your husband is he blow dries his entire body every morning uh i think i’ve told everyone this i think i’ve been very open about my full body blow drying yeah she’s just not listening to every episode of everybody yeah she’s like she’s like surely no one surely surely he hasn’t told everyone about that i mean i will say i try to do it when she’s not in the bathroom and it is a bit embarrassing when you’re like when your legs are spread out so your ankles are as far from each other as they can be and your head is down between your knees and your blow drying up into your undercarriage you know they make a dryer that you can install in your shop you don’t really want anyone to walk in at that point you know about this the shower even a dog right like i’ve had a dog walk in on me blow dry myself and just kind of look at me shake his head and walk back out but you know that there is a technology where you can put a dryer in your shower i think that that that uses too much energy i bet you it’s more efficient than just sitting there with a damn blow dryer you know what well not with my techniques you know what Christy got me for my birthday a fancy blow dryer that’s what she bought me a dyson blow dryer like the one that anna has yeah like that special futuristic looking Jessie got that ah oh i love it well i used it like well Jessie used it last night and it was a very interesting application that i’m only thinking about because you’re talking about this last night uh i was getting ready to go to bed Jessie was like i gotta put the sheets on the bed and she was like she put the the mattress cover over the mattress and then we like put the sheets on the bed and did that stupid comforter that you have to like do inside out and like tie i’m just i hate making beds but anyway so then we get in the bed and she’s like oh man that the mattress cover is a little wet do you feel that oh and i was like yeah it’s a little damp and i wasn’t even thinking about it until you said something she goes to the bathroom it gets the dice she gets the dyson she lifts up the covers she starts blow-drying always i don’t know how much that thing cost but let me tell you right now did it dry well i don’t know how much drying it did but i told her i was like this is incredible like is there an is there an invention here like the fact that you’re now blowing hot air on my legs in the bed exactly like right when i got into the bed yes and spread your legs and then Barbara but you know like most dogs are scared of blow dryers like Barbara jumps up there not if you hold him down aggressively you think Barbara jumps up and then Barbara starts getting into the blow-drying stream yeah she’s like this and she starts going under the cover she’s into it and this just me and Barbara getting blow-dried by Jessie in the bed this is the thing yeah this i’m gonna get one of these and then i was like can we do this every night yeah and you can have a cold blast too you can have you can just have someone down there at the foot of your bed and they can push the cold blast um okay last three questions well just actually two oh yeah last two questions okay north carolina or california if i’d have really looked at this ahead of time i’d be like let’s take that question off i don’t know if i want to hear Christy’s answer i’d be scared okay but here’s what Christy said my heart is divided uh but i’m most definitely a cowgirl living in los angeles so yeah it’s like a little bit of both which i i i totally get and i’m i’m not afraid of the answer um i knew this is what Jessie would say unequivocally she was she said california so yeah she uh we’ve we spent enough time in north carolina it’s not that we don’t that we didn’t enjoy our time there’s we we spend the first half of our lives there we haven’t i mean and we haven’t been home in so long it’s like i mean we’re about to go home for a while and you’ll see how that impacts Christy’s answer all right let’s get to this last one if you could describe your life as a tv show or movie what would it be and why okay well okay yeah i guess i could have guessed this is the direction that Christy would go in uh Christy said survivor you know we are we are still i mean here’s what we’ve done we watched all the best episodes of survivor and now we we are going back and re-watching episodes that feature characters that we’ve grown to love in in seasons that could potentially be suck and we’ll watch until that person that we like is voted off and then we’ll stop and then go to another season and keep watching until it’s it’s not good anymore and i just learned there’s a south african survivor series as well as an australian one and um so are you gonna are you opening up the vault and you’re going through those i think so i don’t know if when lily goes off to college if the whole survivor thing will um and as we get totally out of the pandemic if it will become still happening nightly yeah yeah well now it’s just the nights where no one has plans okay so things are starting to happen yeah i mean it would be every single night even the weekends and now it might be we’re saying things like i’ve been missing survivor it’s been four nights you know so because we’re like somebody will have plans so Christy said survivor we are a tribe of humans struggling through challenges searching for rewards and occasionally wanting to vote one another out tell me about it i love that what did Jessie say Jessie said lost we’ve got a Locke and a Shepherd who are main characters true we ended up in a place we did not expect every episode ends with more questions than answers the soundtrack is good the sweet moments keep you coming back for more even when some wild goes down in the end we all make it to heaven even that even if that pisses a bunch of people off spoiler alert that is great wow we all make it to heaven even though that pisses us off yeah this is that’s good wow that was there’s a lot that works there mm-hmm i you know what we got we got some good wives man we we are we are we are hashtag blessed man yes thank you to Jessie and Christy for taking the time to share those things with us and vicariously with you um they know us so well yeah they still love us um do you have a recommendation oh crap recommendation uh you know what i want to recommend the uh audio book for seth rogan’s uh book yearbook d and i think you might have already recommended that you i don’t think i recommended it you told me your biscuit i recommended you told me to listen to seth rogan’s autobiography yearbook on audiobook and i started doing it yeah and um it starts off funny but then it once he gets in like the industry stories that he starts telling i mean it’s just just stories just what happened he just has so many good stories i i’ll be honest i don’t think i’ve ever seen a seth rogen movie really i i i i know it’s not surprising in anybody because it’s coming from me but i’m actually surprised there’s no way that’s true that i’ve not seen anything super bad uh if i have i don’t remember you told me that you watched super bad i know for a fact you’ve seen superman maybe i fell asleep any my point really is that okay even maybe i’ve seen super bad but i don’t remember but it doesn’t matter the dude is just such a likable guy with great stories and i kind of love the tone of it i mean it’s i mean it’s what you would expect from seth rogen it’s it could be uh it can be over the edge depending on where your edge is uh well and again he’s just so unabashed in the audio book i’m sure it’s great as a book but the audiobook in particular he gets where he can he gets the people who are actually featured in the stories to read their lines or some actors and then they play in there if you can’t if you can’t get the person he gets he gets an actor so it’s a fun listen but it’s obvious really recommending listening to it yeah when he gets somebody and you can tell that he was just like hey so-and-so i need you to record this and they were just like i’ll just record it to my phone you know because it’s like right because it’s one line it’s just hey and it’s i love the way it came together you made me you made me watch it so i’m making them watch it or listen to it i mean you can watch you can watch the thing the cursor moving as it goes all right and now we’re taking the break yes now marks the beginning of our three three week break but we’ll be serving up 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