Who’s got the power to guess what’s been power sanded? – Let’s talk about that. (gentle, upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning. – This episode goes out to all the dads named Jeff. You can get off our backs, dads named Jeff, because this is it. The power sending episode that you’ve been spamming our business email about for years. – Don’t hit send, dads named Jeff. This is it. We’re doing it. Relax! You won. – And if you’re not a dad named Jeff, welcome. You may not know or care much about power sanding, but dads named Jeff think this is gonna change your mind, or maybe you just like to watch footage in reverse. – Ah. – Or you just enjoy the heated competitive interplay that comes with our mystery countdown theaters. – Yeah. – Whatever the reason, relax. You also win! – It’s time for mystery countdown theatre, reverse power sanding edition. – The gritty leader of the Mythical Inventioneers, Mr. Mike Pasley, a spirit not even the toughest sander could crack, has power sanded a bunch of random objects to bits, like this corncob, for example. Look at that thing! – [Link] I can kind of tell immediately that’s the corncob. – [Rhett] He made a corncob his hands! – I’m told that they’re all more difficult than that one. – Right, that’s the example because it’s too easy and there’s a whole lot more where that came from. We’re about to see, but in reverse. – Yeah, we’re gonna have 10 seconds to guess what’s getting power sanded. If guessed correctly, we win how many points are left on the timer, but if we’re wrong, we’re locked out and the other person gets a chance to buzz in. The winner in the end is going to get a reverse knuckle sandwich. – Oh, yeah. – Actually give it to the other guy. – Give it. You gotta give it. – That’s what the prize is. – Okay, now the last time we played this game, twinkle fingies made some on-the-spot photoshop magic. You remember that? In Good Mythical More. – It’s a bit scarring. – He created some images of our faces with nipples for eyes. – And my mouth is a hairy belly button. That is disturbing! – And we basically. created new horror movie characters, unlike anything Guillermo’s ever come up with. (Link laughing) Now, and again, I ended up winning last time and so I decided to work a little magic with a twinkle fingies. Link, I present you with my nipples for eyes. Also, kind of low on my body. – Wow, that is- – So I can- – Do you wanna just stand? – So whenever I want you to peek. – For the rest of the episode? I want you to peak, I’ll be like, hey. – Oh, my gosh. You got some glistening nipples, but you know what? So do I and I wanted to put them on maybe the most important member of the McLaughlin family. I gotta stand up, too. – Oh, my. – Barbara’s got my nipples for eyes. (Rhett laughing) (Link barking) – Somehow, that is more disturbing than human with nipple eyes. – Yeah, look at it. And I made this one extra taut. – Very detailed. – Look at. Man, what is that? That is gross looking! – Are your nipples that much bigger than mine? – Oh, yeah, especially on a dog. I don’t know. It’s like when I don’t know, then the dog appears. – Okay, all right. Let’s see the first video. (bell dinging) – Oh, look at you. – [Stevie] Rhett. – I think it’s one of those tiny wooden bats that you get, like a souvenir shop. – You think you can sand a wooden bat down like that? – I don’t know. I’ve never power sanded before. My name’s not Jeff. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] Link. – That is a maraca. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Correct. – (mimicking maraca) Yes! – Yeah, yeah. I mean, but dang, it is wood. It’s crazy how that thing is just completely disintegrating. – [Link] And then the shaky-shaky’s inside? – It’s a maraca. – [Link] You got that right, Pasley. – Oh, a little shake! A little shake! – Actually, I got that right. See, we gotta make sure that we keep showing off these nipples. You know? Because when we do this, it’s not distracting. And then you do that and it’s like, remember. – I don’t know how much the dads named Jeff are into nipples. – [Stevie] Can you imagine going into public in these t-shirts. like walking into Walmart and you’re just like, hey, what’s up? – Well, I think Walmart is actually a good place to go. – [Stevie] Yeah. (laughing) – Where do I get that one? Did you get that from here? – Which aisle? All right, hit us. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Oh, man. Rhett bites a tiny second. – I think it is a controller for a game. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – Oh, okay. I didn’t know exactly what it was, but. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link. – It’s a Game Boy? – [Stevie] Yeah. – What? I didn’t know they came in those colors. – Yeah, I was gonna say- – [Link] Oh, it’s a Pokemon themed. – Golly, it’s amazing how it just. – Oh boy, it’s a Game Boy. – It’s amazing how it’s so, it doesn’t break at all. It literally disintegrates. It it’s like it’s being completely. I mean, power standing. I’m just a dad named Rhett and I’m really excited about this. – What is the sound that it’s making, I wonder? – Can we watch that in reverse? (power sander grinding) Kind of what I thought it would sound like. – Well, I’m winning now because you’ve been taking some risks. – Man. 13 to nothing. This is quite an early lead, like the old days. – Okay, shh. I don’t wanna hear it. Hit it. What is that? (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link. – Oh gosh, dangit. It’s a snack chip container. Potato chips container. – [Stevie] And what kind? – Cylinder, Pringles. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh, gosh. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. – [Rhett] Dang it! – I actually didn’t. – [Rhett] As soon as I saw the first full Pringle, I was like, oh crap. – [Link] It was the bottom of the Pringle can. That’s what got me. – Hang onto your dingles because we sanded Pringles. (laughing) – That rhymes. (bell dinging) – He’s better at sanding. – Okay, before we move on, I need a chance to center myself because I’ve got no points and I also wanna let you know that episode six of Ronstadt, the scripted podcast that we’re starring in, dropped today. And today, you get to meet Link’s third character that he plays, Todd. – Oh, get ready for Todd. – Man, Todd. – He is dynamic. – He’s a guy named Todd. – Yeah, he’s a guy named Todd. – Just wait and see. Check it out. Apple podcast, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts. Mythical.com. Mytical.com/ronstadt. Okay, wow, Link. Dang it! Now, you’ve forced me into a corner. I have to take chances. (mimicking dog) (laughing) (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – I think it’s a gooey duck. – Stevie No. (both laughing) – I do see what you mean, though. – Now, I know what it is. Dang it! – Okay. – [Stevie] Link. – It’s a skull that has horns. – [Stevie] Yeah, I’m gonna accept that. – What is it, though? Is it a, oh, my gosh. Yeah, it’s a- – Oh, man, look at the dust that it gave off. – [Link] It’s a cow. – [Rhett] I feel kind of bad about this. – [Link] Dang. – Cow skull. – That’s a little cow, too, which is- – Yeah, I don’t like to think about how small that cow is. – Well, the it’s mostly flesh. That cow is like, huge. – The head is this. 27 to nothing! (Link laughing) Don’t ever let me put nipples on a shirt again. – I love nipples, man! I can see it through the nipple into the future of my victory. Oh. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – Rubber chicken. I got to take chances! – Do you hate rubber chickens or you just hate losing? – I gotta take chances. I’m down 27. – Rubber chicken. – [Stevie] No, no incorrect. – Oh, oh. – Oh, crap. – One of those (stammering) shoes. Oh, gosh. I can’t remember what the shoe is called. I wanna call it a caboodle. – Don’t give him any hints because I need points real bad. – It’s a foamy shoe for ironic people. What’s it called? – We need a time limit. I need points real bad. – It’s like three syllables or at least two syllables. – [Stevie] No, no, no, no, incorrect. You gotta move on. – I know what it. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – Croc. – A crocodile! – [Stevie] Yeah, correct. – I got some points. – Three syllables. – (laughing) Three syllables. You’re right. – [Link] A Croc. Gosh. – [Rhett] Kind of looks like a rubber chicken. – Look, Sherlock. It’s a Croc. – He’s keeping the rhyming going. – Right, right. – Dangit, here goes my queen sweep. – Oh, gosh, okay. Still pretty embarrassing, though. – Okay, harness the nipple. What is that right? (bel dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – It is a Oscar Mayer Wiener toy mobile. – [Stevie] Correct. (Rhett laughing) – Oh, yeah. You acted real cocky that you got that right, but I was obvious- – [Rhett] Cocky? – [Link] By the point where you buzzed in, it was obvious. – [Rhett] I didn’t act cocky. – It’s an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. – You seemed kind of like, I figured something out now. – (laughing) Now, you’re just mad because I’m getting into your lead and now you’re projecting things on me. Mr. Cocky. – [Stevie] You guys missed Pasley couldn’t find a rhyme for Wienermobile. – What did he do? – [Stevie] He just kissed you. – Oh. – Oh, okay. – All right, well then I’m happy again. (crew laughing) (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – A Groot. – [Stevie] Correct. – What? What do you mean, a Groot? – It’s a Groot figure. – [Link] Oh. Are you catching up with me? – [Rhett] Slowly. (laughing) I mean, I still got- – I am Groot. – That was tough. All right, all right. I have let this happen. This is my own fault. – I’m digging as deep as I possibly can, man. – Eight points. Okay. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – A mannequin arm. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – How did that take so long? – [Stevie] Well, because it’s a specific part of the arm. – [Rhett] It’s the forearm and the hand. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, but then yeah. – [Link] Oh, my gosh, Rhett. – Rhett Hey, man. – It’s a mannequin hand. – I’m not listening to his rhymes. – Hey, man, I’m sorry. – Uh-uh! (grunting) – It’s interesting now. Now, it’s any man’s game. I just wanted to make it interesting. – This is not. All right, I’m not gonna lose my cool. What on Earth is that? (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Link. – This is a sword, a toy sword. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – It’s a Nerf blaster. – Oh. – [Stevie] Correct. – I saw that! The trigger. You’ve taken the freaking lead. – [Rhett] I’ve taken the lead, man! And going into the final round. Hey, we don’t script this. – Listen up, son. It’s a Nerf gun. – We don’t script this. We don’t script this. This meltdown has been real. – I just need a second. – This is the final round, right? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh, man, I’m so nervous now. Oh, gosh! – All right. – I really gotta get these nipples. – I think I’ve been getting nipple power after I trashed the nipples. (Link sniffing) I don’t know if I need to go that far, though. Need to sniff the nipples. – I’m a nipple sniffer. (bell dinging) – [Stevie] Rhett. – A pool cue. – [Stevie] Correct. – Are you serious? (Rhett laughing) – [Rhett] I owe it all to the nipples. – Get a clue. It’s a pool cue. – Shut up! – I hate nipples! – I wanna thank my right nipple and I wanna thank my left nipple for coming back. – Nipples suck! Nipples absolutely suck! – This feels like when the Atlanta Falcons lost the Super Bowl and all the Link fans out there, you feel like Atlanta Falcons fans. I’m sorry for you. I know, but you know what? There’s always next time. There’s always next time. – You know what? Suck a nipple. (Rhett laughing) – Oh, and what is the prize? It’s a knuckle sandwich, so that means that I’m going to give you a reverse knuckle sandwich. Is that what’s happening here? – What do you want me to do? – Really get it smushed in there. (crew laughing) (tape rewinding) Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – I don’t even wanna say it. – You know what time it is. – My name is Ashley from Point Marion, Pennsylvania, and it’s time to spin the wheel of Mythicality. – That goose is camera ready. 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