(rooster crowing) (animal growling) – That was a weak spin, but is it a strong landing? – New selfie face. – Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. We’re gonna see if we can use sandpaper as a technique, a new way to peel fruits and whatever this heinous thing is. – But first, new selfie face, just saw a mini-horse wearing a charming mini-hat. – That’s the face I would make. Mini horses, still, still, still the key to my heart. – Well, your- – A nice miniature horse. – Your family of pets is growing at such a rate, you would think that maybe a miniature horse was on the docket. – Oh yes, because they could pull a wagon full of all my other pets. – Right. – All right, so we got lots of sandpaper here. And then, you know, you can peel a kiwi with a knife. – Well, here’s my stance on kiwis, eat the peel. Watch, and everybody thinks this is crazy, it tastes incredible. – What? – It’s way better for you, more fiber, and it’s tangier. And it’s not hard to chew. It disintegrates completely. – Did you read about this? – My son told me to try it. – It’s hairy, first of all. You got to get over that. – Just take a bite, and just chew it, and see what happens. – I mean, it’s like, you know, it’s hairy. – Take a bite and chew it, there’s nothing to it. As soon as you start, two chews in, you just get the extra tang from the skin. And the only part you don’t eat is the very top. – The skin has tang? – And you get way more- – The skin is made of tang. – And you get way more fiber. – Wow. – It actually makes a kiwi worth eating. – Wow. Thanks to Lock, we’ve just made kiwis worth eating. Kiwis are worth eating again, y’all. Forget this alternative. – So step one, don’t peel your kiwi. Just eat it like- – But it’s so pretty though. – You end up losing so much of the kiwi when you do that. There’s just no good reason for it. It’s just something we do that we all accepted as being okay. And it’s wrong. – What’s in the middle of a kiwi? Is there a core? – No. Again, the only thing that you don’t eat is the very tip-toppy stem. – That white stuff is the core. – Eat it. – I am eating it. – It’s good. – It’s fine. – It’s the best part. – It is a bit tangy. I’ma leave that for later. Well, now we need to move on to, what is this? – Let’s do an orange. You think you can eat the peel of an orange? – No. – What would happen if you just took a bite out of an orange like an apple, though? – I mean, you’d have to spit out the rind, I think. – It’s not poison. – I think it is. – [Stevie] No, I think you can eat it. But, it will taste terrible. – Should I push on your head? Do you need help? – Gosh, the orange oil is so strong. Okay, so that’s not a good idea for that one. – But, I think you’ll get more orange oil if you do it this way. – Okay, so I’m anxious to hear about your dream. – Yeah. Oh, look at that. That’s nice. We’ve got a little zesty zesty. – ‘Cause I’ve got an interest. When you started talking about the fact that you had a dream. – Well yeah, I said I want to tell them the dream in “Good Mythical More”, and here we are. Very vivid dream, I went to a sandwich shop- – Yeah. – Which shall remain nameless. And I saw- – Jimmy Johns? – One of our ex-girlfriends from high school. And she shall remain nameless, too. – One of our. Oh, okay. All right. – Yeah. I mean, she was there. She was working there. – Yeah, I could see that. – Now as a grown woman. She was out of place there. And we haven’t seen her in so many years. And I was like, wow. – Was she the manager? – You- – She was the manager. – No, she was just like a, just a normal employee. – Well, you know what? – Full uniform. You know when you see somebody, like, even I heard Lincoln and his friends talking about how they have a friend who worked at Jersey Mike’s. And I was listening in on their whole conversation ’cause I was driving them around. They were in the back seat talking. They’re like, “Yeah, so-and-so works at Jersey Mike’s.” And he was like, “Is he like just, like, making sandwiches?” He’s like, “No, he’s like the manager, like second to the manager.” He’s like, “Oh, he’s in charge of a Jersey Mike’s? Wow.” It’s like they couldn’t, you know when you go in there, and you’re wearing a uniform, and it’s kind of awkward? Well, this ex girlfriend was wearing a uniform. And it was, I went up to her and I was just like, “Wow, it’s great to see you.” – So good to see you. – And she was like kind of embarrassed because it was like, haven’t seen you in all this time and here I am in a uniform making sandwiches. – Yeah. – And then she gets off work and what happened next? The whole time, I was just thinking, I can’t wait to tell you about this because I felt like we needed to do something about it. I felt like she might need help. Like, I know she has- – In real life? – She has kids. – I don’t think she’s working at a sandwich shop. – There’s nothing wrong with working at a sandwich shop. But, something about this particular sandwich shop, it was just like, I think she might need some help. So, I invited her home. And so then- – You invited her home? – Home, but the home was a different place. And I don’t even know if I was married. – Whoa, okay. Thanks for clarifying. – I wasn’t interested. – I don’t think I was married in this dream. – I wasn’t interested in her. I felt for her. – Like, I wanted- – You felt for her? – I felt for her. – In the dark? – There was no dark. – Oh, but she was at the house. – And I was just like. – I saw her in Walmart one time over Christmas. – And I was just trying to, like, see if there was some way we could help her. And the entire dream was just like me trying to navigate, like, I mean, are you making ends meet? How are the kids doing? I don’t know. It was just like, I was very concerned about- – Did you end up helping her? – Something else happened. I’m trying to remember. See, I told you I was gonna tell you about the dream. – This doesn’t work. – In between telling you I was gonna tell you about the dream, and now I’ve forgotten. – [Stevie] It looks like it’s working on the avocado. – No, it’s not getting to the fruity. – It’s definitely. I mean- – I mean, I guess it would, but it gets caked stuff on it. It would work on a sander. I mean, like a real sander. So, that was the end of it? – So- – Nothing happened? – Nothing happened. I mean, if you’re looking for something like naughty to happen, nothing happened. But, is that what you’re looking for? – No, no, I don’t want anything naughty to happen. – Something naughty to happen? – I got avocado. Oh, is that gonna stain? – I really like what this is doing to the, to the orange though, because it’s making it- – Well- – Oh, you know what? I brought her to my Nana’s house. – There you go. – That’s what it was. We were at my Nana’s house. – Take her to Nana’s. – ‘Cause that was, you know, that was back home. I guess, all of a sudden it was just like, I was getting real. – Do you need to go to Nana’s? Is everything okay? – I’ll take you to my Nana’s. She’ll know what to do. – Oh, it works with a potato for sure. Well, okay, I’m gonna tell you about my dream in a second. – Feel of this, feel how smooth that is. – You can’t eat it. If you take a bite out of it, it’s gonna still be orange peel. – Oh yeah. I’m nowhere near through it. – All right, we’re gonna just take a second to let you know, if you’re enjoying our podcast that we’re starring in, “Ronstadt”, you know, it actually is a co-production with QCODE, and Wood Elf, and Mythical, And Wood Elf is also producing Markiplier’s “Distractible”, Jack’s Films “Erin Is the Funny One”. So if you’re a fan of Ronstadt, check out those. Check out Wood Elf Media on Instagram to keep up with, apparently some memes, but also some podcasts news. – For a podcast production company, I mean, they got a pretty good Instagram. Check it out. And check out the podcast. – So when you said you had a dream, it reminded me that I did remember my dream. And the thing, you know how, when- – I’ma go to another. – You know how when you, you’ve had a dream about somebody that is close to you, like say your wife, and they do something in the dream that makes you mad, and then when you wake up, you’re mad at them? That happened to me last night. And we went to some kind of event, like maybe it was somebody’s wedding or whatever. They were having this event at this really amazing house. It was this like giant facility, like, oh, we’re having the event at the Biltmore Estate or something like that. Right? – Oh wow. – And everybody got to stay there. And it was this cool place with all these like intricate rooms. And I’m like so excited about being at this place. I wasn’t excited about the wedding. I don’t know who was getting married. But, Jessie was spending all her time talking to everyone else. And like, not telling me like where we were supposed to, she knew this stuff, right? She knew where we were supposed to go. And I’m like- – You didn’t know anything? You felt disoriented? – At one point, all I had was, I had come out of the shower, which I don’t remember taking a shower. But it was one of those, like, I just came out of the shower and I’ve got a towel around me. And I’m like, okay, where’s our room in this place? And she’s still talking to all these other people. – Like, you’re out in public in a towel? – Like, I’m going around the house. And I’m like, “I’m just looking for my room. I just got out of the shower. I’m just trying to get ready for the wedding.” And then a guy’s like, “Oh yeah, you’re not staying here. You and your family are staying in one of the apartments.” And so then, I start walking like across a field in my towel. – Towel? – And I get to like, they were, you remember over there in what we used to call Campbelltown? – Yeah. – Which is like, was the student apartments at Campbell University. I don’t know if they’re still there. – And there were some homes that were like apartment home type things. – Yeah, it was like Campbelltown, like just some brick condominiums. – This is not working. There’s this is way too hard. – And I was like, “You mean, I got to, we have to stay in these, like when we can stay at this house?” And my wife won’t talk to me and she’s spending all this time. And then, I woke up and it was one of those things where like I woke up in the heat of my passion of being so inconvenienced and being in this towel, and then realizing I had to stay in a town home. And I looked at my wife and I was like, I just was mad. – Was she sleeping? – She was sleeping. I was like, yeah, you sit there sleeping. You know what you just did to me in my dream, walking around with a towel like an idiot? – She made you look stupid. – And then, I realized how stupid it was to be mad at her because she didn’t do anything. It was all in my head. – But, you couldn’t get over it. – But, it’s hard to not be mad at the person right after you wake up. – Yeah, because you did experience it and it was their fault. – It was so disorienting. And that house was so cool and it had so many little nooks and crannies. I love old houses with nooks and crannies. I love getting lost a little, getting turned around. You know? – I’ma tell you something, Rhett. – Does it work with a- – This is the one thing that works. – [Stevie] I had something horrible happen in my dream earlier this week. – I’m sorry to hear that. – Did you get lost? – [Stevie] No. You know, okay, so on TikTok, you know how people use the same sounds for different scenarios, the same songs? You know what I’m saying- – Yeah. – So, you know the song if something like bad is about to take place? And it’s like, oh no, oh no. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no, no, no, no. – [Stevie] My dream was like scored in TikTok sounds. – That is not a sign of health. – Like it was like, this is a nightmare. And then in the background of my dream was like, oh no, oh no. – Oh no, no, no, no, no. – Dang. Did something bad happen or it was just the anticipation? – I can’t remember the bad thing. I just remember the song and being like, “Well, this is new.” – The anticipation of it. – This is amazing. The only one that it works with is the tomato. – This is working. And it goes through the stuff really fast, so you got to- – And look at that. That’s a perfect, I’m just gonna get a perfect tomato bite. – We’re skinning a tomato. – Oh, that’s good. – I mean, this is something that they would do in a restaurant. – Yeah, table side tomato sanding. What are you here for? I’m gonna sand your tomatoes. – Yeah, it really does have a- – It’s gonna take a while, but it’s gonna be very cool and expensive. – It does have a flesh quality to it, like a literal. Wow. – Wouldn’t you like just to do that to somebody’s skin, just sand it right off? – No, man. You’re morbid, dude. Oh no, oh no, he’s gonna sand my skin off. – Oh man, I wonder how my dream would have been if that song, I came out of the, I came out of the shower and I’m like- – Can you tell on screen that this is happening? – Oh no, no, no, no, no. Your wife is making you stay in a town home. Out with the old and in with the new. But before we, do check out our last chance section at Mythical.com, and get your faves before they’re gone forever.