GMMore 1992: What’s The Cheesiest Thing You Do?

(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (dramatic whooshing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna explore the world of cheesy habits that you need to own up to and some Mythical crew members need to own up to. – But first, don’t freak out, but left-handed people are lizards in disguise. – Yeah, and don’t freak out, but I’m left-handed. – Yeah, don’t freak out. – Apparently. – But Link thinks that he’s right-handed, but he’s actually left-handed. I tried to confirm it at one point. Don’t freak out, it didn’t really work out as well as I wanted it to. But don’t freak out, I still believe that he is left-handed, and don’t freak out, I think he has a lizard. – And don’t freak out, I’d love to be a lizard, so fine. I am left-handed. – Yeah, because they can stand still for a really long time and then move really quickly and then stand still for a long time. And sometimes, you catch them in the hot sun and they’re doing pushups. Have you seen the lizards do the pushups? Anybody see the lizard pushups? – [Stevie] Yeah. Do Barbara and Jade and Peanut Butter Jade go lizard hunting during lizard season? – They’ll dart after them a little bit, but then they get a little scared. – [Stevie] Yeah, so Enzo- – They never actually bite a lizard. – [Stevie] Enzo could catch a lizard. Ringo likes the idea of catching a lizard, but I see him and he’s not really, you know. – Committed? – Yeah. – Yeah. – They were freaked out by a praying mantis that they saw and then it got so still that they were just like, you know what, we’re gonna stay away from that thing. And then they just stayed totally away. – Barbara came inside one time with feathers all over her mouth. – Feathers? – Yeah, like she’d eaten a bird. – Wow, like a cat? – I don’t know what happened. I think she may have just got into a pillow. – All right, we actually have Mythical Beast submitted cheesy habits too, right? – [Stevie] Yeah, we have Mythical Crew and Mythical Beast cheesy habits and your job is to let them know if they’re cheesy or not. – Oh, okay. – Or maybe they’re not cheesy. Maybe they’re cute. – We’re experts on this. – Okay. – [Stevie] The first one comes from our very own Maisie, who says I talk to inanimate things, mostly because my dad does. I’ll say thank you campground when I leave one or good morning, beautifuls, if I pass a nice bush of roses. – Well, roses are living and Christy definitely talks to her plants. Maisie, are you on the line? – [Maisie] I am. – Okay. – I thought this was gonna be like, you’re frustrated with like, you’re trying to fix something and you’re like, you Mr. TV! But it’s not that. – Is it only positive? – [Maisie] It’s only positive. I stand by my cheese. It’s very cheesy. I like to compliment things. – That’s good vibes. – Do you say greetings, campground? What did you call it? What’d you say? – [Maisie] When I leave a campground, I wave at it and I say, “Thank you, campground.” – Oh, thank you, campground. – I mean, it’s good to exercise gratitude, except if you do it verbally, you might be seen as crazy. – Yeah, I don’t know if this is cheesy or not. – I mean, like if your toaster. It’s like, oh, thank you, toaster for giving me toasted bread. – You can’t speak to your toaster too much, though. You speak to an actual, anything that’s plugged into power, and you speak to it too much, it could become sentient. – You talk to an appliance? – [Maisie] I’ll talk to something if I appreciate it. I give my car a little love pats on the hood, if it’s going up a hill. (Rhett laughing) – You’re sitting on the hood going up a hill? – [Maisie] I mean like the dashboard and I’m driving. I’ll tap the dashboard. – Do you live alone? – [Maisie] I do. – Okay. (Rhett laughing) – That was a given here. – I think there’s another thing besides just being cheesy that’s going on. – Yeah, you’re not cheesy. – I think this is good. You’re a verbal processor who lives alone. I get that. – [Maisie] I’m not crazy. You’re crazy, I’m not crazy. (Rhett laughing) – Yeah, this is not about are you crazy. – It’s are you cheesy. – This is not cheesy. – I think it’s nice because I think you’re developing relationships with things that, ultimately, makes you a more positive person. – Yeah, and could turn on you. – [Stevie] Okay, so this next one’s from Emily, and it’s similar to Maisie’s, I’m gonna say. I leave a toy in charge of my apartment when I leave for a trip. All right, Felicity, you’re in charge, so everyone listen to Felicity. I still do it. – So it started young. – First of all, I like how, Emily, are you on the line? – [Emily] I am. – I love how we’ve got Emily here, but Stevie’s still confessing it for them, so it’s like they don’t have to do that. – [Stevie] Well, it’s written in statement form, so I’m just reading the statements, you know? – [Emily] I thought this was gonna be a matching game, so I put that in there for a little extra flare. – Oh yeah, right, you didn’t know. You didn’t know it beforehand. – I bet this was Emily. (Emily laughing) – What is Felicity? – [Emily] Felicity has actually been on the show twice. Felicity appeared, I don’t remember what season it was, but our favorite childhood toys more. – Oh. – [Emily] And then when I did the quarantine workout, I used Felicity and an Alf doll as weights. (laughing) – I remember that. – Okay, okay, okay, yeah. – [Emily] That’s so long ago. – Those were the days. – It’s an American Girl doll. – Yes, I remember. I remember Felicity. – Does she do a good job? – [Emily] She does. Nothing has set on fire yet. – Do you position her to actually have visibility to trouble spots? – High place in a corner. – [Emily] She’s usually holding court on the couch. I feel like I have to leave her in charge. I do have a Beast action figure that has also made an appearance on the show. – I remember him, too. – Emily He’s like vice president. So I’m like, if she gets taken out for whatever reason, you’re next in line, buddy. – This is not cheesy at all. It’s just real creepy. It’s just really strange. – [Emily] I’ve just done it since I was little and I don’t know. Maybe it’s like, I don’t know, what’s that called where you. Maybe it’s a little OCD or something like that, or maybe it’s kinda, what’s the word where you- – Superstitious? – [Emily] Superstitious, that’s the word. Maybe it’s superstitious at this point. – Yeah, I don’t think it’s cheesy, either. – I think you like to delegate power. Is that part of it? – Emily Maybe! That’s fun. – Do enjoy being a, you wanna be a boss? – [Emily] Oh boy, that’s a loaded question there. – We could put you in charge of people. – [Stevie] Emily, have you ever like, when you’re leaving your apartment or house, pretended like someone else was in there to throw off? Have you ever answered the door for somebody and it’s a stranger? Have you ever pretended there’s somebody living in your house with you that’s not actually, for your safety, do you know what I’m saying? – [Emily] I know what you’re saying and the answer is kinda no, but like when I was a kid, for sure. – [Stevie] You’re not like, Felicity! (laughing) – Beast! – [Emily] When I was a kid, for sure, if I was home alone or something and somebody came to the door, it was usually traveling. Who are the people that try to sell you a Bible? – Vacuum salesmen. Oh, Jehovah’s Witnesses. (laughimg) – [Emily] Trying to give you the good book at the door. I would definitely try to get out of it by going, oh, my mom’s calling me, I gotta go. – [Stevie] Satan, Satan, are you in there? (Rhett laughing) – Oh, Beast, do you need me to change your diaper? Okay, I’ll be in there in a minute. (Emily laughing) – Yeah, ultimately this is not cheesy. When something is cheesy, doing it is not cool and I don’t think that what you’re doing is not cool. It’s just a little strange. It’s just strange. – Yeah, it’s scary. It’s weird. It’s creepy. What positive spin can I put on this? – [Emily] I just like to think that inanimate objects that I’ve grown up with have some kind of soul or something. – You made Maisie seem sane. That’s really what’s happening. – [Emily] Yeah, I do. I just like to let them know they’re doing a good job. – And if they are, they have personalities or souls or something like that, this is kind of just in case. It’s like, well, Felicity will never turn on me because I left her in charge all that time. – [Emily] Yeah, I actually had a similar thing happened. I posted on Twitter and then I immediately took it down. I have to get all of the chunks of soup out of the can when I’m making soup because in my mind, if somebody gets left behind and I’m hurting the soup’s feelings. – (laughing) Okay, you shouldn’t have said any of that. (Emily laughing) You crossed the line now. – No, I understand that one. – But that’s because you don’t wanna waste it, not because you’re worried about the soup’s feelings. – Don’t tell me why. – You care about the soup’s feelings? No. – I understand personifying things, but I just don’t speak to things out loud. So I’m actually kind of with you there and with Maisie, as well. The whole Toy Story of it all. The reason why that resonated so much is because you imbue your toys with, oh, you’re bored. Okay, we’re moving on. – Yeah, it’s boring. Thanks, Emily. Stevie, let’s hear the next one. – [Stevie] I’m gonna tease the Jenna confession because I wanna get to some Mythical Beasts, so we’re gonna come back to Jenna. So I just want to tease that. So we’re gonna go to @linkspeanutbutt. When I tell my three-year-old I love him and he says I love you, too, I have to carry on with I love you more, most, etc., or I love you three, etc. He’ll always reply with I love you more, too, I love you most, too, I love you three, too. So that’s our little cheesy thing. – That’s just sweet. – That’s super cheesy and sweet. – It’s just sweet. – I mean, with my mom, we definitely had a lot of bed tucking in routines that we would go back and forth. Actually, it was like, I love you and be like, I love you to the moon. I guess this was in a book, “I Love You to the Moon and Back”. – [Stevie] Yes, that’s in that sad, sad book that always makes me cry where the positions are reversed. Oh, my God, don’t bring that up! – Also, when she would come and visit you at college, you would do that a long time. – Yeah. She would say- – Which I thought it was weird. She had to tuck him in for the first three semesters. – She would say, “Night, night,” and I would say, “Sleep tight,” and she would say, “Don’t let the bedbugs bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.” – Yeah. – And she would bite, bite, bite, bite, bite in my lower bunk and she’d go up to the upper bunk in college and do it to you. – She tried it a few times with me. I was kind of into it for awhile, but then I was like, I don’t think. We gotta break this off somehow. So the last time she came up and she brought her hands out and I turned away and she just hit the small of my back and I just, I stiffened, and- – [Stevie] What? – She never did it again. (laughing) – [Stevie] @mariestar. When I drink something carbonated and it kind of burns, I always say, that’s the spicy meatball. – Cheesy. Definitively cheesy. This is the first, for me, this is the first cheesy thing. – Yeah. – Like if you said that in front of me, I would be embarrassed for you. – Because no one benefits. It’s not like the kid who you’re being cheesy with and it’s like, oh, there’s a sweetness. – That’s a spicy meatball! – Yeah. – I mean, it might be a little bit funny and maybe the first time you did it, but the second time you did it, I’d be like, I gotta get it outta here. – It doesn’t land with anyone except for you. It’s a personal experience. – It’s self-indulgent. – And you’re expecting other people to what, laugh? Like, am I supposed to laugh? – No. – That’s what I would say, if I was. I’d be like, am I supposed to laugh when you do that? – How do you want me to react to that? Should I say something in an Italian accent back to you? Yeah. – Let me have a swig. – [Stevie] @hardyhar8. I love to honk and wave at people who drive the exact same make, color of my car. I drive a 2018 Honda Civic. Nobody waves back and are just confused for the rest of the day about the rando who waved at them. – Yeah. – [Stevie] I so badly want to be one of the cool kid drivers that wave and then the rest of my scripting just went away. But I think that’s it. – I’ve heard enough because I know. This is an urge that I have. The car that I got was like, there weren’t many around and I thought I picked a color that was one that few people would pick, so it would remain unique. But I’m starting to see more of my car creeping around town and I just I’m flooded with the urge to wave at those people. – But you don’t drive a 2018 what? – [Stevie] Honda Civic. – Civic. 2018 Civic. Too prolific. – It’s just more people to connect with. There is a connection. Hey, we drive the same car. – I don’t think this is cheesy. – So you can either be jealous or you can be like, well, there is that urge. – [Stevie] Well, I will say- – Have you felt the urge? – Oh, yeah. It depends on- – Is it a common human urge? – To me, it depends. Okay, first of all, like, okay, this is common knowledge amongst people who ride motorcycles. You see somebody else on a motorcycle, especially if they’re on the same style of motorcycle that you’re on. – Sure. – You acknowledge them, right? – It’s a club. – It’s like, you have an experience that I can relate to. But being in a 2018 Civic is an experience that so many people can relate to that is that it loses all meaning. I think you’ve got a point with your car, especially the color, you know? – Be like, maybe the double point. – [Stevie] You know what Cassie always does and people always respond. I’m always confused. You know she’s really a car girl. She likes cars. – She does, she likes cars. – [Stevie] She knows which cars go fast, even though some cars, like they’re not the cars that you would think, right? It’s not like a Lamborghini and she’s like, hey. It’s like a GTI something. They’re not cars that are like, flashy. They’re just cars that car people are like, yeah, that’s probably souped up. And so she will drive up next to them and give them a thumbs up and they automatically are like, oh, I know that she’s talking about my car. – That’s why I got this car. – [Stevie] Yeah. It’s so weird. – She doesn’t drive one of those cars. – [Stevie] Not right now, but she did. She had a GTI, I think. – Yeah, it was a jet golf. – [Stevie] No. – It was a- – [Stevie] No, I think it is a- – I think the Volkswagon is called a GTI. – [Stevie] Yeah. Okay, I’ve teased Jenna and now here we go. – Before you do, as we’re wrapping things up, I wanna tell people to check out the Mythical Kitchen channel. You saw Trevor and Nicole over there making the stretchy, stretchy cheese. – And it got chaotic, but you know what? – There’s a whole channel that’s getting chaotic. – If you like that kitchen chaos, we have a whole channel. They have a whole channel. Mythical Kitchen. – Josh and Nicole also have a podcast. People are really getting on board with their podcasts. Hot Dog is a Sandwich. – It is the food podcast. – Food debates, culinary hot takes. – It is the food podcast, the food podcast to listen to. – So, check out the podcast and the channel. Jenna, what’s up with Jenna? – [Stevie] Oh, sorry. I will be reading on Jenna’s behalf, even though she’s on the phone. – Don’t make her say her thing. – [Stevie] My brother and I, whenever we talk to each other, don’t use each other’s names. We only say things like, hey, brother, or thanks, sister. I didn’t realize that wasn’t a normal thing people did until a few years ago. – Okay. Jenna, are you there? – [Jenna] Yes, I am. – What you’re doing, I don’t hate, but it’s really close to something that I just, I have a really hard time with. – Oh, okay, I’m listening. – When somebody, and so maybe you do this, and I’m just gonna ask, it’s like, do you refer to your brother to other people when your brother is present or not present as brother? Not my brother, but as if his name is brother? Like, brother and I went to the farmer’s market. – Okay, that’s weird. – Have you ever done that? Because Christy and I were listening to this podcast from this woman who got her sister on there and she was like sister and I, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Sister and I. And it’s like, I could not take it. I can’t take it, Jenna. Please tell me you don’t do that, even if you’re lying. – [Jenna] I think you’re gonna be okay because I do not do that. I specify my brother when I’m not addressing him directly. Like, if I’m addressing him directly, I’ll be like, hey, brother, can you do this? But if I’m talking to someone about him, it’s always my brother. – Or you say his name. – [Jenna] Or I’ll be like, oh Sean, my brother. But then, a lot of times I forget, even then. – His name. – [Jenna] Like when I talk to people, I’ll still say, oh, my brother. – It’s just like Rhett says my wife a lot in conversation on our podcast, even though everyone knows is Jessie by now. – Well, because there are- – Always new listeners? – I’m talking to the new listener. – Yeah. – Welcome to the podcast. – But if you would have said wife and I or wifey. – Wifey and I. – That would be cheesy. That would be cheesy. – Got into an argument. My wife, Jessie is her name, refers to her sister as sister a lot. Hey, sister. That’s how they greet each other on the phone and they talk a lot on the phone. Hey sister, both of them, back and forth, call each other sister. – And that’s what Jenna does with her brother. And I’m not saying anything, I’m not critiquing. – I don’t think it’s, you know what I think it is, Jenna? I don’t think it’s cheesy at all. I think it is a sign of closeness because if you’re not close with a sibling, you definitely just call them by their name because that’s what you call other people, is by their name. But when you go the extra mile and say, hey sister, hey brother, it’s clear that there is a deeper bond there. I think this is something to be celebrated and appreciated. – Yeah, it’s not cheesy, but I assume that you guys, as young siblings, called each other brother and sister. Is that true? – [Jenna] Yeah, as young siblings, we did. I wonder if it was also a thing of like, because we were twins, too. Like, well not we were, we are still twins. (Rhett laughing) – You’ll grow out of it. – [Jenna] I don’t know. I don’t know. – Right, but it’s something you carried on from childhood. – [Jenna] Yeah, we did it when we were kids, too. – But this certain podcast host, what I think happened is they had the parents who were like, now Cindy, tell sister you’re sorry. And it was just like, well, sister and I are going to the farmer’s market now. – I’ll tell her I’m sorry at the farmer’s market. Don’t make me do it now. – But one thing leads to another. – It’s like a parent who’s like, it’s not tell your sister you’re sorry. It’s tell sister you’re sorry. It’s baby talk from a parent to a child that then they adopt and now, as a grown podcast host, she thinks that it’s cute to refer to sister as somebody who’s gonna- – Why don’t you just say who it is? Why don’t you just call them out right now? Who is it? Who is it, Link? – I can’t remember her name. All I know is she’s got a damn sister. – (laughing) So if you’ve got a podcast out there and you’ve got a sister the you call sister. – I’m coming for you. – Yeah, Link’s after you. – [Nicole] Ketchup is a smoothie. – [Josh] Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what? – [Nicole] That makes no sense. – [Josh] A hot dog is a sandwich. – [Nicole] A hot dog is a sandwich. (Josh and Nicole laughing) – [Josh] What? (gentle, upbeat music)

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