MB 9: When Your Bosses Try To Go Undercover

Hey everybody, can I get you to listen up for one minute? I wanted to introduce two new members of the Mythical team. Uh, sorry guys, your names are escaping me so you’re gonna have to introduce yourselves. Hi, I’m Jeffrey Timothy, but you can call me Jeff Tim. I’m Xyler with an X, what’s up knuckleheads! So Rhett and Link wanted to do this whole undercover boss thing, which doesn’t really make sense because they’re the stars of our show, and everyone knows who they are. Also it’s not like a lot of people work here. Be nice, show them around, help them out and go at it. Ready to jump in the deep end! So I sent out an email to everyone, I’m pretty sure everyone’s just gonna kinda like play along with it. Xyler. Hey! Hey, it’s us, Rhett and Link! We’re in disguise! Yeah we wanted to undercover boss those fools. Yeah just to see what happens when we’re not around. Dig up some dirt. You know this set is a lot bigger in person than it is on the internet. What do you think of Rhett and Link? Uh, they’re both cool. Is one of them a jerk? Rhett or Link? Who’s your favorite? Now you didn’t catch it on camera but I did get him to admit that Link was his favorite. Pretty cool place, huh? A lot of cool office supplies, you ever think about stealing them? Yeah I’m gonna steal these pens, you wanna go in on 50/50 with me? You take half, I take half. I’m good! I couldn’t get anybody to admit to stealing, which I guess is a good sign, but also pretty disappointing. I bet you get tired doing all that culinary magic! I get a pretty good night’s sleep. When do you go to take a nap around here? Where’s your go-to spot? I’m really, uh… When you sneak off just to take a nap. I don’t really take any naps at work ever, like, you know. For a sec I forgot that was Link. I, uh, I almost broke and told him about my favorite napping spot. It’s under the GMM desk. They’re not gonna see this footage, are they? So what are some more things we can leave in cucumber water for a month? Yeah, what do you guys think about those Rhett and Link guys? Like they’re a little too wholesome, am I right? Like maybe they can be a little bit more edgy? What do you have in mind, Xyler? Oh I’m glad you asked, I mean, like I was thinking maybe, you know, will it cigarette? Like, uh, this ham? You know, will ham cigarette? I don’t think we’re gonna do that. The writers passed the test. Smoking is bad for you. Uh huh, I’m very impressed overall with all of the crew. And now, it’s time for our big reveal. I’m really not looking forward to this big reveal thing but they’re our bosses so if we don’t do it it’s gonna hurt their feelings so I guess that’s what we gotta do. So yeah, we wanted to thank all of you for being so kind to us today, the new members of your team. You’ve been nothing but welcoming so it’s time for us to let you know that we are your bosses. Holy (bleep)! The guy that we thought was Rhett was actually Link and the guy we thought was Link was in the Rhett disguise. They were still our bosses the whole time but that blew my mind, it was crazy. You know, I thought they might be on to us a couple of times. Yeah! But we totally got ’em! Ha, that’s right! We’re a couple of sneaky, sneaky bosses. Pretty sneaky bosses.

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