(rooster crows) (lion roars) (text bangs) (lion growls) ♪ My name is Link and his name is Rhett ♪ ♪ And you’re watching “Good Mythical More” ♪ – We’re going to go through some of the weirdest Frappuccino flavors ever invented, but first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to the American Association of People with Disabilities to aid in their mission to increase the political and economic power of people with disabilities. AAPD advocates for full civil rights for the over 60 million Americans with disabilities by promoting equal opportunity, economic power, independent living, and political participation. Please join us in giving at aapd.com. – Thank you for being your mythical best, and for hanging out with us. Again, next week, five days of no new content, but lots of old content. Don’t forget about us. – Yeah, yeah, we got lots of old content. – Good Mythical Summer. – So much. – We got some good stuff in store for you, starting week after next. Again, Monday, Wednesday, Friday with your boys, us. And. – Us. – Us. I think the set may be in summer mode. – It’s summerfied. – Yeah. – Summer fried set. Okay, we’re gonna hear about, these are Frappuccino flavors that maybe existed at Starbucks, or just maybe existed anywhere. – Starbucks. – [Stevie] Frappuccino is a Starbucks thing. – Oh, well, Ben was just saying that Frappuccino is a word that was made up. – [Stevie] Yeah. – So, did Starbucks then copyright the word? – [Stevie] Probably. – Could I go to, like, a little, you know, independent coffee shop on the corner, and they’re like, we have a Frappuccino, and then Starbucks just like, we’re gonna sue you. Is that what would happen? – Probably. – Yeah. – Yeah. – ‘Cause a Frap is another word for a milkshake. – Hm. – Okay. How are you feeling? You said you weren’t feeling good? – I just don’t consume… You know I consume a lot of things. I just don’t consume that much sugar that quickly. – Yeah, I don’t think it’s the caffeine. 33 sips. – We do that on the show quite a bit, but I think it’s something about the liquid sugar. It went to me so fast. I mean, when we ate all those Hostess cupcakes- – I got a little tummy ache. – You called me that night, and you were worried for my safety, ’cause you were doing so bad, and I was like, I’m not feeling that bad. – I felt almost, like, top five worst I’ve ever felt on this show after that one, honestly. – Really? Yeah, it wasn’t that bad for me. – I had a bad night. – It was digesting. This is just straight into the stomach lining, and straight into the bloodstream. – [Stevie] Well, let’s get through this quickly so you can go to the bathroom. – Well, I didn’t say that needed to happen, Stevie. – [Stevie] Oh, okay. – You should apologize. – [Stevie] Now, we’re not talking about that. Yeah, I’m gonna give you a Frappuccino flavor that may or may not have existed. – Uh-huh. – [Stevie] At Starbucks at one point in time anywhere in the world. – Yeah. – [Stevie] And you’re gonna tell me if you think it’s real or fake. – Okay. – [Stevie] Crystal Ball Frappuccino. – Crystal Ball. – If this was a yuh, why would it be a yuh? Why would you go with Crystal Ball? Crystal Ball. – I don’t know what the standard is here. I doubt they would do crystal meth. (Link chuckles) – Yeah, but maybe that’s just- – So. – Maybe they did, but just changed the name. – And I thought that’s what you were gonna say. – And I doubt they would do crystal balls. – Crystal balls and crystal ball is a very different thing. You know, a crystal ball, singular, is like, ah, okay. – Well, that’s, like, psychics. – Yeah, you’re sort of calling on the- – The future. – The ethos of prediction. – I’m saying I don’t know how this could- – I think this happened. – I can’t get any context, I’m saying nah, Frappucci-nah. – [Stevie] It was real. Available for only a few days in March 2018, the base was described as a mystical turquoise peach infusion, and was topped with peach whipped cream, and one of three colors of sprinkles, which would indicate good luck, adventure, or magic. – So it’s basically just, like, fun colors. – [Stevie] Yeah, but there was a- – And peach. – [Stevie] There was a difference, I guess, in the topping sprinkles, so it was like a crystal ball. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was made from glass. The top sprinkles were glass sprinkles. – Are you sure it wasn’t Cristobal? – You had to go to the emergency room. – Which is just a dude. – Right after you take it. – [Stevie] It does look like Cristobal. – You’re making a choice when you get that drink. – I don’t love that nail color. – This is coming from somebody who will see a crazy sandwich in the window of a fast food restaurant and order it, okay? I’m that guy, but I never do that with these super crazy drinks. I always just, flat white latte. – You know, I don’t like to drink my calories because I just don’t feel like I enjoy it, and that’s why I don’t order any of the- – It’s just not worth it. – The Frappuccinos. It’s so quick that I don’t enjoy it. – Right through the stomach lining. – Wh-shew. – [Stevie] Fruitcake Frappuccino. – Who wants a fruitcake? Why would you do that? (Chase laughs) – My grandfather, apparently. – Okay, I think. – It makes sense. – It’s a generational thing. They’re reaching the seniors. – But I don’t think it happened. It seems like it should’ve happened, but it didn’t. – I actually, I remember this. – [Stevie] It was real. Available only between December 15th and 18th in 2016, it featured a hazelnut creme base with dried fruit and cinnamon, topped with matcha, caramel, and whipped cream. – Matcha on that piece? Matcha ain’t got nothing to do with any fruitcake I’ve ever heard of. – They just did something weird and called it fruitcake. Anybody here like a fruitcake? Like, if somebody gives you a fruitcake, you’re like, yes, score? (Stevie chuckles) – A little bit. – Nicole, you like a fruitcake? – [Nicole] I love good fruitcake. – What makes a good fruitcake? – [Nicole] Soaked in rum. – Oh. – Rum. – Yeah, that’s a different thing, but I understand that. – So you love rum. – [Nicole] Yeah, I guess. – Yeah, yeah. (people laugh) (Rhett chuckles) – Huh, all right, we’re tied up, though. – [Stevie] Cotton Candy Frappuccino. – Now, this is just, I mean, you can visualize this. It’s just, you immediately know what it would look like. Does that mean it happens? – Well, at this point, I’m kinda going to my test-taking brain, which is, there’s been two yeses in a row, so now, this one’s gotta be fake. – This has to be real, it has to be real. – Even though it totally makes sense that it was real, so I’m saying no. – Has to be real, right? – [Stevie] It is kinda real. It’s part of the secret menu, but we included it because we thought you’d wanna try one that your close friend has made you. (Rhett sighs) (paddle bangs) – Really? – I should have known. – Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies. – Hey, Randy. – Hey. – I thought you’d like a cool mouthful of my Frap juices. – Um, what’s going on here? It looks like you’ve eaten some of the lollipop? – Yeah, it’s just some of my favorite liquids and some stuff I found in the dumpster behind the Big Boy. (Rhett chuckles) You wanna hear a sweet nothing? (Link coughs) – Yeah, I definitely do. – This is not drinkable, or potable. – I’m making a vacation home for us at the bottom of a well. (Rhett laughs) I can’t wait to introduce you to my good friend, thousands of ants. (Rhett laughs) All right, enjoy my sweet liquids, daddies. – Thousands of ants is his friend, you know. He’s just gonna unleash a ant colony on you. – I mean, this is like pond scum, cleaner. – God, it smells horrible. – And, like, Thousand Island dressing drizzle. – He’s trying to kill us. He’s thinking you’ll drink it, he’s thinking I won’t. He knows that you like dog food, so it’s just, it’s that kind of a crapshoot, maybe you’ll take it. – Ugh. – Take one for the team. (Link groans) Did you ever see- – My juices. – There was a movie, was it called “Antz?” – [Chase] Yeah. – The Disney movie? – There was a movie called “Antz.” – And it was people being attacked by ants, right? – [Stevie] No. (people laugh) – “Antz” is a Pixar movie. – No, it’s not. – No. – No, that’s called “A Bug’s Life.” – Oh, “A Bug’s Life.” Is an ant not a bug? – There is a movie that I remember- – “Antz” is the rip off of “A Bug’s Life.” – They came out the same year. – A visceral. – [Man] Flick is an ant. – Flick is an ant. – A visceral thing, memory from my childhood, of a person being overtaken by ants. – Well. – In a movie. – I wouldn’t know, but I know that, “Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull,” there’s a big, like, attacked by ants scene. – [Kearney] Mike Pasley’s saying you might be thinking of “Starship Troopers.” – No, older than that. – [Man] Big ants? – No, it was like one of those movies where there’s nothing sci-fi about it, like, one of those movies, like, about killer bees. It’s like, just normal people, and, all of a sudden, there’s bees going crazy, and a bunch of scenes where they get attacked, but it was ants. – [Kearney] There was a 1977 TV movie called “Ants!” – That’s it, 1977 “Ants!” yeah, and I watched it on television in the early ’80s. – But the cover of it is just a woman’s boobies. Are there ants on her boobies? – That’s why I remember it. – Oh, yes, there are. – Yeah, yeah, I just remember- – Look at that. – Yeah, I can’t see a pair of boobies without seeing ants on them now. (people laugh) – Oh. – Yeah, I see boobies, I’m like, where are the ants? – That’s a shame. – Yeah, and I can’t look at my aunt either. – Two anthills. – Yeah. If my aunt shows cleavage, get me outta there. – I feel a little not happy. We’re just not used to the sugar. – All you did was smell Randy’s drink. – Yeah, that probably did it. – Oh, you know what? You had on Randy’s T-shirt, and he didn’t even say anything about it. – Look at that, I’m sitting here, repping Randy, and he’s still throwing his shade. – He’s still trying to kill you. But you know what? That’s just like Randy. It’s just like Randy to try to kill you when you got his merch on. – [Stevie] Seattle Seahawks Frappuccino. (Rhett laughs) – Oh. Yeah, hey, Randy, check it. Look at this, I’m repping your merch, man. – The shirt looks great on you, it really does. (Rhett laughs) It’s very flattering. – Yeah. – You have a nice figure. – Yeah, look at that, talk about nice figure. – Wow, you’re getting the first compliments ever from Randy because you got his shirt on. – Yeah, I mean, I’m taking the largest cut of the proceeds, don’t get me wrong. (Rhett laughs) – Just hold the neck open, so I can introduce you to my friends, the thousands of ants. (Rhett laughs) Do we have those? No? Ah, well. – We’ll add them in post. – They were supposed to fall from the ceiling. – Season 20, season 20. – All right. Did you guys like the juices? – Yeah, yeah, I drank it all. – They were great. – It’s gone, yeah, yeah. – Yeah, totally consumed. – Oh, good, all right. Well, have fun on the toilet later. (Rhett laughs) I know I will. Bye, daddies. – He knows that he will. – Yeah, well, he always has fun on the toilet. – Stevie, you were saying? – [Stevie] Seattle Seahawks Frappuccino. – Well, Starbucks is from Seattle. – Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm. It seems like they would wanna root for the home team. – And the Seahawks, you know, Seahawks have done a lot for that city. – Yah. – Unlike the SuperSonics, come on. (Link smooches) Who was the guy who played for the SuperSonics? – Shawn Kemp. – Shawn Kemp, yeah, I knew you’d remember that. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Shawn Kemp. – What’s he up to now? – Look up what Shawn Kemp’s up to. – Gary Payton, Gary Payton was up in here. – Shawn Kemp. I feel like this is real. – Home team, home team. – Yeah. Was only available from January 30th to February 2nd, 2015, and only in Washington and Oregon. Featured vanilla bean… I keep saying creme ’cause it’s spelled like that. Okay, blended with blueberries and topped with matcha whipped cream, cream on that one, to mimic the blue and green team colors. – Well, we looked up what Shawn Kemp is up to, and it’s opening dispensaries. – In Seattle? – In Seattle. – All right. – So, repeat back to me what was in that drink. (Rhett laughs and groans) – Pot? – Close enough. – Creme. Christmas. Is that what you said? – Yep, yep. – I mean, it was purple. It definitely looked like something I’d wanna drink. – [Stevie] Goop Frappuccino. – Okay, you, mm, no. – Okay, so we got, like… Is this a Paltrow collab? – Well, this is a Frappuccino that you put into something that’s kinda egg-sized, and then you (whistles) you put it right where it counts, that’s how you take this Frappuccino. Caffeine right in the uterus. (people laugh) Mm-hm. – Oh. – Yeah, yeah, you oughta experience that one time. – Wow, having a uterus? – Caffeine there. I mean, of course, I wouldn’t know, I haven’t tried it. – Having a uterus? (Rhett laughs) (paddle bangs) No. – I don’t believe this happened. – No way. – Gwyneth doesn’t get everything that she wants. – [Stevie] Well, I don’t know about that, but it is fake. (Rhett laughs) – Okay. – Yeah. – Hey. – [Stevie] Oh, yeah. – I wanna promote the- – Do it. – The onesie. If you’re looking at this thing over here, and you’re like, oh, look, it’s a zip-up hoodie, no, that is the top half of the Mythical Society-exclusive collectible item. It’s wearable, it’s totally comfy. The Mythical Society onesie. – Yeah. – You gotta sign up for 3rd Degree monthly by July 31st, or 3rd Degree quarterly or annual plan by October 31st, so July 31st monthly, quarterly, annual October 31st in order to get this thing, and you’re gonna want it when it ships, like, in November, it’s gonna feel good. Mythicalsociety.com, get that onesie. – Wow, Shawn Kemp’s nickname was Reign Man, spelled R-E-I-G-N. Reign Man. – Like he reigns supreme. – Would you have thought that this dude is only eight years older than us? It seems like he was, like, an old athlete when we were kids. – He had a deep voice. – But he’s only eight years older than us. – [Stevie] Zombie Frappuccino. – So, that’s unappetizing, but very trendy. – I think, yeah. – I could see that it would’ve happened. – This has to have happened. – Yeah, I think it happened. – I’m gonna say that it was green. – [Stevie] It was real. You were lucky enough to order this Frappuccino between October 26th and 31st, 2017, you’d get a ghastly green body made with Frappuccino creme flavored with tart apple and caramel that was topped with pink whipped cream brains and red mocha drizzle. – I didn’t know they went to these lengths. – Me neither, man. This is fascinating. I’d be embarrassed to order that. – I just haven’t been paying enough attention. I’ve been missing out on this stuff that I would never order. – I just that everybody who ordered drinks from Starbucks had their thing that they had committed to, and it would be difficult to throw them off, but apparently, there’s more people out there than I realize that were like, I’m willing to try the Zombie Frappuccino today. – The thing that gets me is, like, not this overstated stuff, but when I go through the drive-through, if I’m looking in the menu, like, the oat milk stuff, when that hit the scene, and we rated it pretty highly, like, I was very tempted by that. When it’s something that implies, like, a subtle sweeten, like, then- – A subtle sweet. – It opens the gates for me, but not with, like, all the different flavorings. – Well, I’ll tell you, one of the best things that Starbucks has ever done that, in my mind, is unparalleled, those sous vide egg bites, the bacon and Gruyere. – My kids love that stuff. – Those things- – I like them okay. – I mean, like, I feel like it might be the perfect breakfast item. I feel like they have peaked, breakfast has peaked with those. Now, they’re all good, but specifically the bacon and Gruyere. Try it and call me. – Try it, try it, bacon souffle. Have you ever been to a Starbucks and only ordered food? – Often. – I’ve started doing that, too. – My kids- – They’ve really got- – My kids love the double, what is it? – ‘Cause it’s like fast food, but you can get something that’s healthy. – Biscuit thing. Yeah, we get breakfast from there, but I hardly ever don’t also get a latte. – It’s hard to not order a drink going through that Starbucks drive-through. – Almost always still get a latte. – I’ve only done it once. – Take that back, but we get food all the time. – I got that protein pack thing that’s like an adult Lunchable, and it had, like. – It’s got, like, a egg. – I had to ask you how to eat it. I was like, what do I- – Link got that protein pack thing, and he thought he had to combine everything into one bite. He was like, so, what do I do? I put this egg on this cracker? – With peanut butter? – I was like, no. – And an apple? – You just eat it like it’s just several different things. Just take your time. Pick whatever you want. – It made me feel like I could go hiking. – I bet you could. – [Stevie] Okay. You got me with the, Link did not know how to eat the snacks. – ‘Cause you could totally get, you totally got it immediately. – I am never- – He doesn’t understand the system. – I’d never eaten a sliced boiled egg like that, and they have this sprinkle stuff that you put on it. – Yeah, salt and pepper, yeah. (Rhett laughs) – [Stevie] Oh my god. – I was like, this is actually good. – What is this sprinkle stuff? What do I put it on? The peanut butter? – It was good. – [Stevie] Okay, it comes down to this, Purple Rain Frappuccino. – Oh. – Prince. – Like Prince. – May he rest in peace. – If you believe he’s actually dead. – What a talented individual. – Just living up there in Minnesota. – Wearing paisleys. – Yeah. – Purple Rain. – I saw a video recently of Prince on stage, at a concert. – Mm-hm. – That had a basketball goal. Let’s bring it all around back to Shawn Kemp for a second, because he’s on stage, and part of his routine, they throw him a basketball, and he dribbles around, and then shoots it, and swishes it in the middle of a song, and just keeps performing. Like, what if he had missed? – I was literally listening to you as if I was going to play are you lying or not. (Rhett laughs) Which is really how our relationship does work. But, yeah, I believe it. I believe that’s true. – Prince would play basketball in the middle of a concert. – Yeah. – One of the greatest performers of all time. What was the question? (people chuckle) – Purple Rain. – Of course, yes. – No, I’m saying no for rights issues. – [Stevie] It was fake, it’s not real. – Ah, yeah. – We made it up. – Right. – But, look, you got that whole conversation about Prince, and the basketball. – I didn’t make that up. – Mm-hm. – Yeah. – What a great way to end season 19, on a lie. – Yeah. – [Link] To get the Mythical Society onesie, join 3rd Degree monthly by July 31st, or quarterly or annual plan by September 30th. Visit myticalsociety.com for details.