(Rooster Crows) (Creature growls) – Welcome to Good Mythical More y’all. We went to the zoo and now we’re going to the crew to figure out what they are afraid of or were as children, probably still are now. – But first we’re going to check our voicemail. – Yes – [Woman] A corn flake in the shape of Illinois, sold on eBay for $1,350. – Thank you for that. – All right yeah. The more you know. That’s our weekly eBay update – E-bay news I used to subscribe to it. – Yeah. – But now that I don’t we get voicemails with eBay news. – I don’t know what happened, but I did notice that my knuckle is bleeding. You see that? – Oh wow. – Like at what point? I think it’s cause when I was crushing the can, on your chest. – Yes and it folded. – I drew blood, and I do have an ice pack on my booty. – Did you really feel it there? – My Angie gave me booty. – That’s right where your tattoo of your wife’s name is? That’s probably it’s a tender spot. – Well it’s not tender anymore. It’s been quite some time. How is your booty tattoo holding up? You look at it lately. – I think it’s aged pretty well. It doesn’t get any sun so it ages really well. – Mine’s a little I think my butt’s gotten smaller. It’s like. – It’s just like a deflated balloon. – Yeah It is a little bit I mean. – It’s just changed. The font has changed? The kerning has changed. – It says Christy but like the ‘i’ is gone now. – You lost the ‘i’ – Yeah its crusty. – You might need to see someone. – No It’s not that bad but it’s not as crisp. I think I need… – I actually have not investigated recently. – Oh Look at that Mikayla did you give me a bandaid? – [Mikayla] I did. – You just have these in your pocket. – [Mikayla] Mm-hmm I’m always ready. – Hold on that kind of feels like you’re getting in on Angie’s territory. (laughing) Got to honest with you. – Yep that’s Angie’s department. – It’s just like I don’t know. – [Mikayla] Sorry Angie. – I’ll work that out later. – Angie gave me that ice pack. And you gave me the bandaid I’m I mean I have to pee really badly. – Yeah me too. – And we have some caffeine come down techniques that we’ll read through. But first let’s get to these. – Yeah first one human sacrifice. When I was six or seven years old, my dad thought it would be a good time to show me and my younger brother, the temple of doom. – Huh. – But instead of sitting with us, he plopped us down with a couple of PB and J’s and left the room. Good job dad. – Oh wow. – The scene where Mola ram screams kali ma, rips out the sacrifices heart and lowers him into the fire. Traumatized me. – Me too this could be my story. – I think this is a lot of people’s story. I didn’t leave my mom’s side for a month, because I thought I was going to be kidnapped by cult members who wanted to rip out my heart. Well that still could happen. – I mean once it’s on DVD, the six or seven year old thing is not really a hint. This could be anybody. Well because I got this… – We know that this person has a dad. – Cause we show our kids Temple of Doom. – We know that this person has a brother, a younger brother. Now Megan’s on the board. Megan is a relatively new mythical crew member who we don’t know at all. Megan are you around? – [Megan] Yup hi. – [Link] Hey. – [Rhett] Hello Megan. – [Megan] Hello. – Welcome to the team. – [Megan] Thank you. – Good to meet you. – Megan where were you born? – [Megan] I was born in New York. – Okay what’s your favorite type of food? – [Megan] Ooh chicken parm sandwich. – Chicken parm sandwich. – A lot of breading it gets kind of redundant doesn’t it? – No it’s actually excellent. I like the specificity of chicken parm sandwich. – Where do you get a chicken parm sandwich? – New York. – [Mikayla] New York! – New york city? – [Megan] No I grew up in the suburbs outside the city. – Suburbs do you have any allergies worth noting, that you’re okay to disclose. – [Megan] I am actually lactose intolerance. So that’s been a problem with chicken parms. – But not PB. And J’s, okay I feel like we’ve asked too many questions. – Yes okay. – But I do feel like it’s you. (laughing) – All right let’s go with puppet group, growing up church banquets and birthday parties in my hometown often hired this costumed life-size puppet entertainment group. Wow It’s like you know, it’s like taking advantage of the churches you know? churches fall for the puppet stuff man. – Yeah right. – They just can’t resist it. They would go around and grab people and kiss them on the cheek or flirt with them. – Uh-oh. – They were oddly shaped and abnormally large, and the way their mouths moved terrified me. – Yep okay. – Especially when you’re being kissed by it. – Right. – I used to have nightmares of them coming to my house, kidnapping me and forcing me to join them. My fears were brought back when they popped up as contestants on America’s Got Talent. – Oh this is like a redemption story. – Okay – They ended up on AGT. – So Mikayla you’re over here laughing audibly. (Mikayla laughs) – [Mikayla] I laugh audibly all the time. – But you laughed the loudest at your own story. – But here’s the thing. – [Mikayla] No I laughed at human sacrifice – I think this is a small town person. Mikayla’s from Chicago If I remember correctly, I don’t think that this kind of thing passes in Chicago. – No bikes in Chicago. (Mikayla laughs) – And we know Chase grew up around here. – Burbank. – And like puppets don’t fly in LA. So this is somebody, this is not a small town person. – It’s not, well let’s go with Greg I don’t think it’s Carney. – I think this might be Megan because of the mystery. Cause she said suburbs. – Suburbs. – Puppets are big in the suburbs. – Do they have church up there in New York today? – Yeah like catholic ones. – Okay yeah. All right well we can switch it but I’m giving it to Greg. – Okay. – Hey Greg. – I don’t have any problems with that. – [Greg] Hi. – [Link] As a kid I was very scared of Imhotep. – Imhotep. – Imhotep I know who that is but I just can’t say it. The titular mummy from the 1999 Brendan Fraser vehicle, there’s also a whole Bubba Ho-tep is a movie with Bruce Campbell. – Yes. – What a crazy movie. Anyway different story different time. I really got to pee. – Got to rewatch that, oh. – Once he was awoken he would take your body parts, to use as his own he was seemingly unstoppable. He could turn into sand and get through any crevice. Where could I hide, and could summon all of the biblical plagues? The only thing that seemed to scare him was a cat, and our childhood cat hated me. So I definitely thought I was doomed. – Somebody who would refer to a movie as a Brendan Fraser vehicle. – From the 1999 Brendan freight, that feels like a Carney. – Yeah It feels pretty Carney. – Yeah to say vehicle. – Vehicle yeah. – I mean again we know very little, Carney Can you just where are you? Can you just say vehicle. – [Carney] Vehicle. – Yeah if he had of said ve-hicle, we would have not chosen you. – How about 1999 Brendan Fraser vehicle? – [Carney] I don’t think I can handle that one. (laughing) – It was kind of a power play, I was pushing a little too hard. You’re the show runner. – Crying doll. My grandparents used to have a timeout corner in their living room. And of course this is also where they kept a child size doll that looked like it was permanently crying. (woman laughing in background) I knew nothing about this child. So I was just left to wonder what it did to deserve being sent to timeout, every single time I visited my grandparents. The only time it was ever acknowledged was when my grandparents reminded me and my cousins that they had enough corners for all of us Oh my gosh I love your grandparents. First of all. – Oh see I think we were, I think this crew member was telling us this story. – And then we cut them off. – A couple of weeks ago and… – No don’t finish. – We weren’t really listening but because remember how we were talking about how like you know, you drive by people who have these like fake people in their yards that look like they’re, bending over gardening. – [Stevie] No those like weird, you remember those weird toddler dolls that are like. – Yeah its like somebody just bent over in their yard, so you can just see like the butt. – Those are fake. – [Stevie] Well there’s like planters but they’re, you don’t remember in North Carolina the phase where grandmas had these like felty type of like standing, toddler dolls that were facing like the wall or the corner, like they were playing hide and seek or something. – Oh yeah. – [Stevie] And they didn’t have a face. – Yes. – [Stevie] And they just looked like, a toddler standing in a corner. – We were having this conversation a week ago right. – That was with the other. – Was it? It was with you. – Yeah I was about to say it was with Ben. – [Ben] But I’m not on. – Yeah. – So okay – It wasn’t with me. – Well that doesn’t get us anywhere. (laughing) So Ben you knew someone who had this little person, in the corner too. – [Ben] Yeah they sold them at like farmer, like Amish farmers market. – Amish farmers market okay. So who’s Amish. – Who seems like they might have demented grandparents? – [Stevie] I don’t think this is that type of doll though. Cause you could see this dolls tears, which you couldn’t see on the toddler dolls. – Yeah this is like a cabbage patch doll situation. I mean not specifically but. – Yeah permanently crying. – Crying doll. I don’t know who seems like they you know, have been in a corner. – Chase definitely. – Sure. – [Link] All right we’re going to give this to chase. – [Rhett] I really got to pee too man – I’ve got to pee so bad. – Let’s see who can pee longer. – It’s going through us. – Before this last one. – Scary poster. – We do want to remind you that listen, I mean I know you’re getting three episodes, of this show every single week instead of the normal five, because its Good Mythical summer. But you know what we got the Mythical Kitchen too. They’re making stuff all summer. Like past food, where Josh and Trevor bring back discontinued fast food items from the past. I mean it’s like magic taking place on the internet. (caplets rattle in bottle) Mythical Kitchen. – Check it out okay. – Oh we haven’t been doing any of this stuff. – Caffeine come downs include eating activated charcoal. – Eating. – Which prevents the caffeine, from going into the gastrointestinal tract. because we have to pee so bad. – This will also absorb the pee. – For adults take two caplets after meals if needed. – I need it. I think you can do more than two. You really can’t overdose on this. In fact this is what they. – Angie. – This is what they give you in the hospital. – You ever overdosed on charcoal. – When you poisoned yourself. – [Angie] No but, I don’t want you to take that. (laughing) – You don’t want me to take the charcoal I believe in it. – I have it at home I’ve used it before in fact. – We need water it all says get hydrated. – If you show up at the hospital and they don’t know what, what you were poisoned with. – Oh. – They’ll pump you full of this stuff because it. – This is going to kick the caffeine. – Hold on why is this water here? This the special water? – [Man] To stay hydrated. – Is it special water? – Mikayla and Chase are over there pouring a load of water. – This is a swish cup did y’all do the swish thing? – It’s stuck to my lip. How about scary. (Link makes scary noise) I got pill lip. I got the pill lip syndrome. – This is like something you would see in like an anti-drug PSA from like 1979. This is the guy on drugs. – Don’t end up like me. – The pills stuck to his lip. – I take so many black drugs. – [Rhett] They just get stuck to my face. – I’m addicted to black pills. – [Rhett] Just take it man. Okay, scary poster, growing up my dad kept this poster hanging in our family room and it scared the ever living you know what out of me. I would never, oh that’s the poster. Well Chase is showing us the poster. So it must be him. – W-Im. – [Chase] I’m producing this. – He’s also producing this. – That says W M shart. (Chase laughs) – [Chase] It does yeah. – Shart it says shart right on the poster. Keep reading. – I would never allow myself to be left alone in the room with it because I knew for a fact that the man was looking at me, his eyes followed me no matter where I went. It’s kind of how two dimensional pictures work in general. But yes it is a little freaky. – Kids don’t know that. Especially if you’re not a bike rider. (laughing) I don’t think this is Mckayla though. We gotta switch them around – We can see the poster. So it’s like the cold deck. That is a little. – [Stevie] I feel like I need to give you, a little something. I’ve learned that the person who was so scarred by the crying baby doll I feel extremely bad for, because he has to deal with a baby doll around here that I’d argue is probably even more terrifying. – Stevie’s given us a hint this is Greg, Greg deals with babies secret. – Greg is like he’s baby secret, and he’s the little baby secret case and takes it out. He takes it home and puts it in that one room in his house that you’re not allowed to go in. (laughing) – I think Chase has agreed with me about being scarred by Temple of Doom, which leaves the puppet group for Megan. – And that feels right to me that feels right. This feels like a, well I feel like we just locked it all in. – All right so we’re most confident, and we agreed about Carney, Carney are we right about the Brendan Fraser vehicle. – [Carney] No I’ve never even seen The Mummy. – [Rhett] Oh my gosh. – Me neither – Well which one are you? – [Carney] My dad had that gosh darn poster hanging in our family room. – Did you know that It said shart. – [Carney] It was weird the poster that he had hanging up, didn’t have that little movie thing on the bottom. So it was just a picture of a man. – Just the man. – [Carney] No context hanging in the living room, it led me to a life of hot dogs, sticks you know. (laughing) – Here we go. – I like it when you go first. – Yes thank you. – When you go there and we don’t have to, that’s the best case. – [Stevie] Here’s another hint. The only one you got correct is the one that I gave you a hint about. (laughing) – Oh man okay. So that means that oh gosh, that means that, are you telling me that. – Human sacrifice? – I think puppets may have made it to Chicago. Is that what happened? – Yep and then I think human sacrifice is Megan. That was our first instinct. – And Chase’s is the Brendan Fraser vehicle. – Chase Brendan Fraser vehicle. – [Chase] I love a good Brendan Fraser vehicle. – Yeah. – [Chase] Terrified of the mummy. I was not I thought that it was going to be like really fun, and funny and amazing like blast from the past or, you know Encino Man. – Typical Brendan Fraser vehicle. – [Chase] Instead I was scared out of my mind, and now I love it but. – Ironically that’s kind of what extinguishes careers, just as super fame from the mummy. – [Stevie] But chase you want it to be Brendan Fraser? Didn’t you when you grew up. – [Chase] Yes I did I really do love Brendan Fraser. – What do you mean be Brendan Fraser? – [Chase] Like when I grew up. – You want to like kill him and take his place. – [Chase] No just you know like, follow in his footsteps and be as awesome and as cool as him you know be like George of the Jungle kind of a thing. – Yeah. Well you know what? We’ll look into that, Stevie look into that. – [Chase] Yeah. – See If you can make that happen for Chase. – [Chase] Make it a thing. – Yeah let’s send Chase to the jungle. (laughing) – Send him to the jungle with like a go-pro. Give him his own channel. – All right So we’re two for two. (laughing) – [Man] Sure. – And Greg are we correct? I believe we are. – [Greg] Yeah you’re correct. – [Link] Did the baby have a name? – [Greg] I never heard a name. It was only ever used as a passing threat. – Is this baby still around? – [Greg] I haven’t seen it in years. So my grandparents have since moved from that house. So hopefully it’s. – The baby is still there. – Crying because they left it. – It comes with the house. – [Greg] Yeah they honestly, might’ve just kept it as a fixture and like it’s the next family’s problem now. – I’m sorry that we make you deal with baby secret, but I will do want to let you know that’s not going to change. – [Greg] I mean baby secrets at least very direct with her threats. – Yeah that’s right okay. – True, Mikayla puppet group? – [Mikayla] That is correct. – Okay puppets made it to Chicago. – Queen sweep guys. (laughing) Now so we’re going to send Chase to the jungle in a loin cloth for a mini series. And we’re going to teach you to ride a bike. – [Mikayla] That works I’ve always wanted my dad’s, to teach me how to do that. – Yeah okay. – Wait but we’re going to do it exclusively through puppets. – [Mikayla] No they still scare me. – Okay. – [Mikayla] To this day. – They were on America’s got talent. – [Mikayla] Yes. – And you happen to be watching it. – [Mikayla] I was like flipping through, and they came up on a commercial. – Did you scream. – [Mikayla] I did. (laughing) – I did scream. – I mean that’s. – [Mikayla] And the nightmares came back. – That’s crazy. – Oh I’m sorry. – They tried to kiss you in church? – [Mikayla] It wasn’t, it was like a church banquet. So it’d be like in the banquet hall. – Yeah the banquet hall is different than the sanctuary. A lot more happens in the banquet. – [Mikayla] Yeah a lot more happens. – [Stevie] They’re like there during prayer in the sermon. (laughing) – Going around sneaking up on people. – Cause you typically don’t have like a big cross in the the banquet hall. – [Mikayla] They stared directly at me the whole time. – Oh man. – And that means Megan, you were traumatized by the Temple of Doom. – [Megan] Yes I was. – We have a connection. – Now have you since watched it. And like you know like exposure therapy, like dealt with it and been like you know what? It’s just a movie It’s just makeup. – [Megan] I actually haven’t. But before this I watched the scene again, and I remembered exactly why I was traumatized. So I’m sticking to my guns. – Okay well I’m sorry we made you do that. (Megan laughs) – You do know that now every time you and I talk, it’s going to be about this. Cause that’s. – [Megan] I’m comfortable with that. – Okay – [Man] Its true Megan that’s all they’ll ever talk about. (laughter) – Yes. – Beautiful. We’ll save this and we’ll make ravioli’s out of it. – Look at it it’s a face. – Talk about ravioli would be good. That’s a g-string, that’s a g-string for large person, (laughing) the legs go in there, this covers up.