(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More,” more celebration. – Oh, look at that, it landed on a mystery spot with a question mark on it. It’s gold. – What does it say? We do not know. – New selfie face. You just did your 2,000th episode of “Good Mythical Morning” and you’re so excited and also you have to pee a little bit. – A little bit? What about a lot? – Excited, but also gotta pee. – A little bit. I had to pee a lot. Well, that was, that was great. – Hey, hey Stevie. What you think about all that? – [Stevie] Oh man. – 2,000. – [Stevie] That fan montage just gets me, gets me every time. – Yeah, you were awfully quiet back there. Were you verklempt? – [Stevie] I was, I was trying my darnedest not to make audible noises, you know. – Just like shoulder heaving, sobbing. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. (Link gurgles) – As I was watching it, I was kind of going in and out. I’d be like, I’m gonna lose it, I’m getting it back, I’m gonna lose it. I’m getting it back, it came in waves. – It’s all about all about relaxing the sphincter and breathing deep. – Thinking about Richard Nixon playing baseball. – [Stevie] I was nervous about this particular game we’re about to play where you have to guess if these are real or fake GMM or More episodes. – Why? – [Stevie] Because I have such a, like intense knowledge of the entire library, except for like one season, two seasons, three seasons ish. – Yeah. – But why are you nervous? You’re not playing the game. We’re the ones who don’t know any of our titles. – [Stevie] As a producer, I was nervous before I saw the list, ’cause I was like, they’re gonna get, if I can answer all of these, they can answer all these. – Oh, oh, you thought it would be too easy. – [Stevie] Then I saw the list and I was like, I don’t know. – Yeah, you might be thinking, how could we not know the titles of our videos? – [Stevie] Well there’s 2,000 plus with the Mores. So, okay, so I’m gonna tell you the name of the video and then you’re both gonna have to guess if it’s real, something we actually did or not. – GMM or GM-Ahem. – Yeah. And it’s like, it turned into rain and the logo fell down. I like that. – [Stevie] Doing parkour at Chuck E. Cheese. – Well, I don’t remember ever going in a Chuck E. Cheese. – Here’s the deal. This might not be something that we did, it might be something that we talked about. I’m going out on a limb, out on a limb. – What? – I’m going on out on a limb. – And you’re saying GMM? – I’m saying this is real and we talked about it in its early seasons. – We are starting with a lie. – We’re gonna be in the garage at the card table. – [Stevie] Okay, so it’s fake, but Rhett’s thinking is the correct way to think about this game. – Thank you for telling me that my thinking is sound, even though my answer is wrong. – All right, so my thinking was the most sound it seems. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Well, I’m just saying that like, yeah, you did a lot of talking about things that you didn’t actually do yourself. So yeah. – Yeah, yeah, that would have not been a recent episode. – [Stevie] Guy robs store with infection. – Guy robs store with infection. Again. – We talked a lot about guys robbing stores. – I’m saying yes. – That title sucks. – No, no. – Like why would– – I’d click on that and be like, how do you do that with an infection? – Oh gosh, I wonder, yeah. How do you work up the strength with an infection? – Did that guy have an infection or did he use the infection to rob the store? – I haven’t, yes, I think that’s what it was. – Inquiring minds want to know. – I think that’s what it was, but that’s still a horrible title. – I have an infection. – [Stevie] It’s almost like a title that happened before I was here, ’cause it’s, it’s real and here’s the clip. – But he robbed an internet cafe, and choosing a staph infection? How do you do that? – Well he said he came in there on Monday night to the internet cafe and he didn’t get on the internet. He just began touching the walls and gambling machines claiming he had MRSA, that’s, you know, some sort of staph infection. It stands for something, it’s an acronym. Look how small that phone is. – There it is. – Have my hands gotten smaller or have phones gotten bigger? – Why are you reading it off of a phone? – Because, I mean, because that’s what we did, man. We were living in the moment, just looking at phones. – That was great, I loved it. I loved it. I mean, you know, when you remember that time we got MRSA? – We should just bring back reading articles on phones. I mean, according to Reddit, that’s what we need to do. – Okay. – Yeah. – [Stevie] How Shrek are we? – How short are we? – [Stevie] Shrek. – How Shrek are we? – Oh man. – This would be a “Good Mythical More” episode. – I want to know. – And we already know. – How Shrek we are. – Yeah, I think this is real. – There’s some Shrek. – Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is fake, because somebody in the writer squad is obsessed with Shrek. – Right. Right. – We’ve established that. Half the time we never talk about Shrek, but 100% of the time they try to get us to talk about Shrek. – I’m going to say that this is real. Just, I’m either gonna fall way behind or tie. – [Stevie] And it will be fall way behind. – Way behind, Rhett. You don’t even know your own show. Let’s give a shout out to some. We had some amazing stuff sent in from you guys to celebrate, including this what’s called Project Vinyl. Mythical Beast Collaborations presents Project Vinyl, a celebration of 2,000 episodes. – Now basically this is a vinyl record. I’m gonna leave it in the packaging here. – And there’s this whole booklet and everything. – Now it has our music on it, but it has a lot of music that we never really recorded. And definitely never put on an album, like, you know. – Thank you guys. – “Moist Burger,” and you know, well, “The Graduation Song” was released, but like, you know, some stuff we’ve sung on the show. “Don’t Wind Break My Heart,” which I think we did that in a live stream. – [Link] Yeah, that was the live stream. – Incredible. The artwork in the book that accompanies this thing is incredible. So thank you to everybody. And they’re all listed in there, but we’re not gonna go through every single person. But thank you to those of you who collaborated for that project, it’s very meaningful. – Let’s hear another one. – [Stevie] Was our teacher a witch? – Was our teacher a witch? – Of course we talked about a lot of our teachers over the years, but it’s not ringing a bell. – Did we have a teacher that was a witch? – He was a bad teacher. I can’t, I can’t remember who that would be that we were referring to. – At this point, I’m kind of doing– – But it has to be. – The bad test taker thing. – It has to be. – Because the last one was fake, this one must be real, and I don’t want to fall you a more behind. I mean, I’ve just lost all perspective. – [Stevie] And he falls even more behind. – Or just stays the same because we both are wrong. – [Stevie] Yeah, that was fake. – All right, hit it, hit it while I’m hot. – [Stevie] Bunny wreaks havoc on kids park. – Run. – I remember this one. This is, this is a story. – This was, we know this was park with a bunny. – No, our wives were at a park. This is season one material. We were telling a story second hand. Our wives and kids were at a park. – And there was a bunny. – It was like our first impressions of Los Angeles and there was some strange bunny that they were– – Wild bunnies everywhere. – Yeah. We were like, this is LA? Just go to a park and something else happened, I can’t remember. – [Stevie] Yeah, let’s see it. – It was for. – I’m painting a picture. – There’s a park for two year olds. – You know, now they know what it looks like. – So all the kids are playing in there, if they’re not playing with Beyblades or what have you. And then this woman, who’s not party to our party. Even though the party is kind of breaking apart. – She’s like an independent party goer. – She’s got a baby carriage and she wheels the stroller-esque baby carriage into the contained area where the kids are playing on the playground equipment. And she takes out of this baby carriage, not a baby, but a bunny rabbit. – A bunny rabbit. – She had no child. – She had a pet rabbit. – She had a pet bunny. What happens next? – What happens when the bunny comes out? Does it hop around? Is it on a leash? Does she have a name for it? – We were there for the party, but don’t remember that. – [Stevie] Oh, it was a party. – It was a party for children. – [Stevie] I mean the shock you’re conveying really says that you just moved to LA, because you would not be talking. – This woman had a bunny, let me tell you, let me tell you once I get back home, I’ll tell you all about it. There was a bunny in a stroller. – You want to see something else that was made? Check this out. Bam. This is made by a bunch of mythical beasts. Their names are on the back. Thank you all for making this thing. Each little pixel is a– – Still frame. – [Link] From an episode of “Good Mythical Morning.” – And just in case you’re wondering, this right here is GMM 22 when we made too yellow. Yeah, it’s basically all that. It was all more episodes than you would’ve thought, you know, it took us a while to course correct. – And if you, ’cause if you use the magnifying glass, you can see things like there’s me. There’s you, there’s me, there’s. (sneezes) Just sneezed on it. – Right into the magnifying glass. I’ll never use it. Thank you to the medical beasts who collaborated on that. Being showered with gifts. – [Stevie] And snot. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Is this chicken? – Ooh, that’s a good name, but I don’t. – Hold on, did it say taste test? – [Stevie] Mm-mm. – Is this chicken? – I mean, I like that. I’d click on that. ‘Cause I asked that question a lot just in my day-to-day life. Is this chicken? ‘Cause I’m already taking, I’ve already taken four bites. You know, I usually take three or four bites before I start asking what something is. So this is a great idea, but we didn’t do it. We didn’t do it. – We didn’t. – Come on, man, you gotta do something different. – We didn’t, I know we didn’t. – Okay, all right, I think we did do it. – It’s actually a really good, we should do that episode now. – [Stevie] You did it. – Yes! – [Stevie] Here it is. – There’s something written here– – [Link] Mustache alert! – Up here on the top of the menu, and what did it say, Link? – It said everything that we prepare is 100% vegan. And I’m like, what does that mean? Vegan? I don’t know what that means. – This is when we went to that Hollywood restaurant. Like again, like year one in LA and it was, what was the name of that place? It was like home style or home cooking or something. And it was everything sounded like home cooking, but it was all fake. – Yeah, so we got like baby carriages with bunnies and vegan restaurant. – Yeah, yeah, and they had bunny on the menu at the vegan restaurant, but it was vegan bunny. So it was okay. – Is this chicken? That’s what we should call that story. Is this chicken? – Is this chicken? I’d click on that. – Our minds are blown by a vegan restaurant is what it would be called now. Taste test. – [Stevie] Leaving things in mayo for a month. – Did we leave things in mayonnaise? Okay, here’s my theory on this one. Here’s my theory on this one. We talked about doing this and then we didn’t do it, because it was too nasty. – We’ve never not done anything because it’s too nasty. – I do remember us pulling something really nasty out though, of something really nasty. – I don’t remember. I don’t think we did mayo though. – You know what, I’m gonna say that I’m wrong by hoping this is right. – [Stevie] We didn’t do it. But not cause it’s too gross. I think we just didn’t think much was gonna happen. – ‘Cause mayo doesn’t do anything. Mayo is non-reactive. – It could’ve done something. – I’ve tried it on so many things. – It could have done something. Hey, quick reminder, latest episode of “Good Mythical Crew” the podcast is out now on the Mythical Society exclusively. We got Emily, Matt Leed, and David joined host Chase to chat about your favorite characters on “Good Mythical Morning.” So “Good Mythical Crew” the podcast is released every month. Like I said, exclusively on the Mythical Society. Join second or third degree to listen and watch. MythicalSociety.com. – Now Link, I will say that while you’ve been sneezing on magnifying glasses, I have tied it up. I have gotten back into this game. – This is getting heated. – [Stevie] Five ways to break someone’s nose. – Five weird ways to break someone’s nose. – Five ways to break someone’s nose? – There was no weird? – [Stevie] No, but this is, it could be ancient. – We didn’t do this. I mean, I don’t even know. I can’t imagine this like early GMM or more recent GMM. – [Stevie] Yeah, no, we didn’t do this. – I only know one way to break someone’s nose. Okay, next one. – [Stevie] Making music with pizza. – Oh, now we’re talking. I remember we made music with a lot of random stuff. – I believe that we did this as a segment on GMM 22. It was like in a C block, we called it. – Yeah, I remember that, but that’s not what happened. – [Stevie] It’s fake. – But it’s close. I remember what you’re talking about. – We made music with some kind of food. – They just, they gave us random– – [Stevie] Music with a ketchup bottle. – Things to make into music, but it wasn’t pizza. – Oh man, I’ve lost it again. – [Stevie] Demystifying the fortune cookie. – Yeah, we definitely did that. And it was a story. – I definitely know this. – It was a story about a fortune cookie that was significant to us. This is old GMM. – [Stevie] Yeah, this is the one that I was like, yeah, we did that, here it is. – I feel like more people have eaten fortune cookies than have learned about fortune cookies. And we’re about to change that to today. We wish we could feed you. We wish we could feed you, but it’s it’s 2014. It’s not 2044 when we will be able to feed you right through the camera. 2044 to 2014, man. 2014 seems so long ago. – We were boopity booping it, and that wasn’t a story. I think it was research. – We really did it. We did. We demystified. – Yeah. Yeah, yeah. – Everything you know about fortune cookies you learned from us. – We really crushed a lot of people’s dreams when we demystified that fortune cookie. – [Stevie] The last person to see gravity. – The last person to see gravity? Oh yeah. The movie “Gravity.” Yep. Uh-huh. – Well, I guess you gave it away. I’m gonna agree with you for competitive reasons, but I do not remember. – We should do a three, two, one so you can’t do that. – Well you could have. – [Stevie] Yeah, you did this. Here it is. – Okay, this past weekend, I finally saw the movie “Gravity.” – [Link] You finally saw “Gravity?” You hadn’t seen “Gravity?” – And that is precisely what I want to talk about, is this phenomenon of the collective pressure of the culture. – The culture? – Telling you to go see a movie and then finally seeing it. – We talking about movie peer pressure here. – Movie peer pressure. – [Stevie] I was there for that. Yeah, never, never would have remembered that. – Well, I watched “Gravity” with Shepherd. – Are you gonna redo the episode right now? – Three months ago. – Oh really? And? So it turns out you weren’t the last person to watch “Gravity.” – Boy, that Sandra Bullock. You know, she went to East Carolina University. – Yeah. – I mean, she’s such a talent. – I’m sure this is part of it. – Such a talent. And that George Clooney, so charming. – Until he died. – Even when he’s dead for the second half and it’s a hallucination, spoiler alert. – But if you haven’t seen it, you really should see it. What are you, a doofus? – And she dies at the end when she lands in the lake and lives. (laughs) – No she doesn’t. Matt Damon cameo. – [Stevie] How does it burn? – How does it burn? – How? Not will it burn? How does it burn? – [Stevie] How does it burn? – We didn’t do that. We’re not stupid. We wouldn’t be caught dead asking how does it burn? – That’s a, I mean, that’s just, that’s like, that makes you look stupid, that title. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’re not idiots. – [Stevie] Yeah, we would just, we would never do that. If we did, though, this is what it would look like. – Okay, the options that we are given to choose from are A, is it going to disintegrate the balls into tiny, charred morsels like both of us after our vasectomies. – Hey, that’s not what happened. – That’s not how it works. – It’s a common misconception. – Didn’t you watch the unedited video? – Correcting misconception about vasectomies. – How does it burn? Boy, we look stupid. – [Stevie] Well, we didn’t actually burn things. – But how does it burn? – [Stevie] I just remember Elmo. – Now that you’ve raised the question, I’m interested. – We’re gonna have to click. – [Stevie] Elmo, Elmo burning is in my mind. – How does it burn? – [Stevie] Why am I scared of goatees? – I mean, ooh. – We talked a lot about facial hair. – And goatee is one of the ways to do facial hair. – But are we afraid of it? Is anyone afraid of it? – I mean, I’m not fond of it, but I don’t even know if I’m afraid of it. – I’m gonna say no. Why don’t you say yes? – How many more of these are there? – [Stevie] One more. – I’m gonna have to, we need to do the three, two, one, but not on this one, ’cause I don’t think we did this one. – Okay. Yeah. – [Stevie] You want me to three, two, one it? Or you already guessed no? – I don’t. – I’m guessing that we did not do this. – [Stevie] The last one’s a layup, so yeah, you’re right, we didn’t do this. – Okay, good. – [Stevie] We did do that thing, you know that like invention that you put over your facial hair to then shave around it to make a goatee? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Razor Scooter tricks, Rhett gets hurt. (laughs) – Oh gosh, we’re gonna do a three, two, one on this one. Will I remember this? – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Almost. – We’ve talked about this. – We were gonna do it, but then we thought Rhett might get hurt, so we didn’t do it. – Yeah. We should do that though. We should bring that back, maybe I’ll get hurt. – I win. – [Stevie] Yeah, Link wins. – 2,000th episode, “Good Mythical More,” paddle game, Link wins. – You won. – Let it, let the record show. – Here it is. It happened. Maybe this is the start of something new. – I gotta say, thanks for hanging out with us in this More. I am celebratorily exhausted. Like it was that much. – Yeah, it was a lot for me. – You guys made a special episode, great job. – I mean, I haven’t dressed up like 18 months. – I’m gonna eat some more of that cake and just, you know, tonight gonna be laying in my bed, just my mind is just gonna be blown. – Wearing these shorts. – Just reflecting on today. – I’m sleeping in this. – I ate Preparation H and apparently I ate too much because everyone was like super concerned. And honestly I’m like, I would have been fine.