This is the part that I specifically said that… Today I will be turning my friend, Link, into a human-sized ice cream sundae. Link, do I have your consent to turn you into a human-sized ice cream sundae? You have my consent. Okay! This is a banana costume. Can you put it on me? That’s nice! Look at that! Whoa! Look at that! We want your banana top to be erect. Why don’t you assume the position? I’ve never ordered a banana split. Okay, that’s real. Lower! That’s a little low. Little help! Little help? Is that a Soundcloud rapper? This is the part that I specifically said that… that I didn’t want to do. You ready? That was worth it! Oh! Oh, it’s cold! Alright, Greg, put the other strawberry right there on his other leg. Oh, my chin and my crotch! My chest and my belly! My armpits! Alright Link, you’re only about halfway done. You need whipped cream. You want more? NO! He wants more! I said it was more than I thought it would be. He wants more! Syrup! It’s crackle. It’s crackle. It’s gonna get hard? I sound like Popeye. G-g-g-g-g. The world’s foggy. This is so appetizing. Man, that’s a lot of nuts, look at that! That’s the most even nut coverage I’ve ever seen. You like sprinkles? Are they cold? Oh god! And of course, no sundae would be complete without a cherry on top. Oh, that’s nice. And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, a human-sized ice cream sundae. I’m gonna need some help eating this. Anyone who’s hungry, come on in! Now Link, unfortunately, I’m on a very strict diet. I can’t have any of this. But I can fake eat. Link, you look so comfortable and tasty. Hmm, that’s good! You like vanilla with sprinkles? I’m not. I don’t have an appetite for ice cream. You like vanilla with sprinkles? I don’t want ice cream. How about banana? I don’t want to eat myself. Stop it! How about banana? I would use my hands, but my arms are frozen in place. Alright, well, I know what we’re doing this afternoon. Cleaning me up! We’re still gonna be here.