(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (explosion) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” I love a good personality test, especially if it’s about me. – Can’t get enough. We’re going to do The Cube Personality Test. – Whatever that is. – But first we’re going to name that squad. What do you call a group of bear? – Bears. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta darkness of bears. They are deep in a cave. – This really feels, first of all, most bears are. – Cadre. – Are like, it’s just a little family. – Family. – It’s like a mom and the cubs, and like the dad bear is not like, he doesn’t hang out with his family, I don’t think. – Yeah. – I think all bears are deadbeat dads. – He just goes off and drinks beer. – Yeah, beer drinking bear. – With a bear beer belly. – With a bear beer belly, yeah. – All right, so that’s what we’re saying – A sleuth. – Of bears. – Yeah, that’s what we were getting at. That’s what we were getting to. I wish you hadn’t given us the answer. – A sleuth of bears. Huh? Wow. – Bears aren’t sleuthy. – Seeing one bear is lucky. Seeing a whole sleuth. – Bears aren’t sleuthy. – Huh. – [Stevie] What do you think The Cube Personality Test is? – Just another personality test that gets people excited and probably doesn’t mean anything. – I think it’s the one like this that you put on paper that you fold into a cube and then you go (humming). – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. Okay, I’m actually not going to tell you. I don’t really want to tell you what it is. I want to lead you through the exercise ’cause I don’t want like that information to cloud the actual test itself. – Okay. – [Stevie] So we can circle back to it. But basically this is going to involve you and everybody watching, immersing themselves in their own thoughts as I lead you through a scenario. – Oh, this is a gut. This is like a guided meditation visualization? – [Stevie] Somewhat. Yeah, a guided visualization, I would say. – All right. – [Stevie] Luckily I don’t have to say that word at any other point. – So join us right now. All right. – [Stevie] So close, I think close your eyes. I think it’ll be better if you close your eyes. I’m going to need you to think of a cube in an open room. I need you to take yourself there. – What’s it? What do you mean an open room? Like a room where the door’s not locked? – [Stevie] Whatever, whatever you envision an open room to be. So I’m not going to dictate to you anything you see beyond the general, but I need you to think of yourself in a specific open room with a cube. – Okay. All right, I’m doing it. – Yep, I’ve got it. – [Stevie] I need you to think about how big the cube is. – Got it. – [Stevie] I need you do think about what the cube is made of. – Are you reading our thoughts now and processing our personality or? – [Stevie] I, you know what? This part just involves talking from me. All you have to do is live in your own mind and this open room with a cube. – I’m there. I know how big it is. – [Stevie] What’s it surface like? – Okay. – [Stevie] What color is the cube? Where in the room is the cube? – Yeah, yeah, right there. – [Stevie] Where is it in terms of, is it on the ground? Is it floating? Is it on the wall? Is it on the ceiling? Is it transparent? Can you see inside the cube? Okay, are you, you feel like you’ve fully immersed yourself in your own room with your own cube? – Oh yeah, I’m there. I’m sitting on it. – [Stevie] Okay, I’m going to ask you to remember. – Don’t give anything away. – [Stevie] Remember the cube, remember the room, and you can open your eyes. I’m going to ask you some questions. – Okay, man. What a cube room. – All right. – [Stevie] Okay, so what for each of you, what was the size of your cube? – Oh, the cube. 18 feet in every direction. It’s a cube. – [Stevie] Yours was a really big cube. – Well, it was 18 feet. – Wow. Mine was, I was going to say 18 to 24 inches. – Rather small. – Nah, I’d like, like two feet by two feet, like this. – Okay. – This high. – Yeah, mine was three times my height. – [Stevie] Okay, so the size of the cube represents your ego. (laughing) (crowd laughing) – This is not accurate. – 18 feet tall. – I mean, maybe for me, but a small cube might also mean big ego, right? – [Stevie] No, I literally said the opposite of that. The surface of the cube. So how, what, what was your, the surface of your cube like? – Smooth. – Very smooth. – Like very smooth. – Smooth as a baby’s ego. – Like at first you’re like, is that, is that wood or plastic? It’s kind of a, it’s hard to tell, but it seems like it was molded and totally smooth. – Yeah, mine’s, it could be, it could be plastic. – [Stevie] Okay, so the surface of the cube represents what is visibly observable about your personality or maybe it’s what you want others to think about you. – That we’re smooth. – [Stevie] So you both had smooth cubes. – I’m pretty smooth. – [Stevie] Which means you’re gentle people who take care not to hurt others or make them feel uncomfortable. – Yeah, but it might be a smooth cube, but if it’s 18 feet tall? I mean, that’s not comforting. You might, you’re just worried the whole time. – I don’t want you to feel comfortable. I just want this to be all about me. – [Stevie] Okay, what about the, the color of your cubes? – Red. – Semi-translucent. – [Stevie] Okay, so the color of the cube is more in depth analysis. Each color can represent an emotion or an entire personality altogether. – Okay, I would say bluish, translucent blue. Just if that helps you for me. – Solid, opaque red. – [Stevie] Okay, so red, you are physically active and enjoy rich sensory experiences. – Oh yeah, I’m touching stuff all the time. – You’ve got, you like rich sensory experiences? Like you gotta? – Like “Ronstadt,” our podcast. It’s so immersive. – I just thought you had to pay more for it. – [Stevie] So Link, you’re more on the blue side, you said? – Yeah, bluish hue. – [Stevie] So you are intelligent and respect others ideals. – Ideals? – [Stevie] Yeah, I was gonna, I read it as ideas at first and then I swerved into ideals, which is what it really says, yeah. – And you know what? I respect that about you. – My swerve? Okay, yeah. I see what you did there. Okay, in some cases, the physical characteristics are unique. A cube with a transparent surface, which is what you said, Link? Means you tend to let others know how you feel on the inside. You are confident enough to show your inner thoughts and you are deeply sincere. You know that you’re good inside and guess what? It shows. That’s what most people see in you as well. – Okay, so, okay. – There’s a lot to see. – I wear my heart on my sleeve as long as everybody’s talking about my heart. (laughing) – Okay. – [Stevie] None of these other things apply to you guys but if they apply to anybody at home, I’m just going to go through them. A cube made out of water or ice indicates that you let external elements influence you completely. Your personality is sensitive to social pressure relationships and other environmental factors. – This is 100% sound, by the way. So whatever Steve is saying, when it does apply to you. – It’s scientific. – It applies to you as deeply as possible and as broadly as possible, and it should impact all of the decisions that you make moving forward. – Right. – Like the smallest decisions. – Take it seriously. – To like, and you should try to make more life altering decisions in light of what you’re learning here as soon as possible. – Right. – [Stevie] We actually are planning on putting a title card at the front of this More that does say all of that. – Also heavy machinery. – You should operate heavy machinery. – You should operate heavy machinery. – You should move cubes. – As soon as possible. – Can we talk about the 18 foot cube, though. – Go ahead, Stevie. – [Stevie] Hollow cube means that you are primarily concerned with your outside appearance with far less care for what’s going on within, and then a cube made out of metal or rock indicates that you have solid integrity. – Hmm. – This is all. – Weird. – It’s not, it’s not cryptic enough. It’s very practical. So I’d be more into it if it was like more mysterious, like, oh, if your box is transparent, it means that you have. – Are from Maryland. – You have unaccessed powers of scent that perhaps you can, will blossom with age. – [Stevie] Would you be more into it if it was about a horse? – Yeah. – Is that an option? – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. So I need you to close your eyes again. We’re going on a different personal journey. Everybody at home. – Before we do, can we promote that coin? – [Stevie] Yes, now would be the time to promote your coins. – You don’t have many days. – I want you to close your eyes and picture. – To get this thing. – I want you to close your eyes and picture a black box that I just opened up to show you the GMM 2,000th episode commemorative coin. – Coin Hands McLaughlin. – [Rhett] Which Coin Hands really knows how to spin this thing. – [Link] You’re going to want this because you’re going to want to say that you are a part of this when we did our 2,000th episode. – [Rhett] As we have established. – Only available through July 30th. – This isn’t why, you should get it because you should have a piece of history. But just know that if the 1,000 episode coin is any indication, there’s going to be a limited supply of these and then people are going to sell them on eBay for large prices. – Yeah, so this is a money-making scheme on your part. All right, Stevie. I’m picturing a horse, you say? – [Stevie] Yup, yup. Close your eyes, you’re picturing a horse. – Okay. – [Stevie] One horse. – Yeah. – [Stevie] I need you think about the color of the horse very specifically. What the horse looks like. – Yeah. – [Stevie] I need you to think about what the horse is doing that you’re picturing. And where is it in relation to the cube that you were thinking about earlier. – You’re making this up. – [Stevie] I am reading off of a sheet of paper. So somebody else could really be making this up. – I didn’t know the cube was still there. – [Stevie] You know what? Neither did I until I read that sentence. – I thought this was a totally different test from a totally different website. You’re in cahoots with the cube site. – [Stevie] No, no, this is all the cube. – Okay. – Okay, so you have your horse, you have your horse’s color, you have your horse’s activity. – Yeah. – [Stevie] You have your horse in relation to the cube. Okay, you can open your eyes. – Your horse better be inside your cube because there’s plenty of room for it. (Stevie laughing) – Apparently it was ’cause I didn’t even know there was a cube there, you know? It’s like, oh, I’m in the cube. – Oh, that’s right. Yeah, that’s where the horse is. Inside this barn that is my cube. (laughing) – [Stevie] Okay, the horse represents your ideal partner. It could be playing, running around, or grazing right next to your cube, or clear across the room. Well, what, what were your horses doing? – My horse was just standing there. – My horse was also standing there being real cute about it. (Stevie laughing) – ‘Cause it, I mean it. – You were sexually attracted to your horse? – No, cute. This is no ordinary horse. You know what I’m saying? – I think I was heavily influenced by. – You don’t know what I’m saying? It’s a miniature horse. – Yeah, yeah. Oh, you knew that. – I’m heavily influenced by. – Yeah, of course. – The world’s largest horse exhibit that we went to at the state fair. – Oh God. Ugh, yeah, I remember that. – Why is it? What’s? Why’d you say ugh? It was a beautiful horse. It was a Clydesdale. – Well, I mean you look up and you’re seeing its junk. That’s how huge it was. – I mean you’re. – I’m underneath the junk of the world’s largest horse. – I think you’re focusing too much on the horse penis. – It’s not just the penis, the whole package. – [Stevie] Your ideal partner. – Is a miniature horse. – Apparently my ideal partner is well hung because I was thinking about the world’s largest horse. That’s a Clydesdale. – It was a big frickin’ horse. It was grotesquely large, But it was proportional. – [Stevie] You know, I feel like if I was in your seat, I also, my horse would be just standing there. That’s not an option, apparently? If your horse was playing, which I’ve never seen a horse do, but okay. Your ideal partner doesn’t take life too seriously and or get bogged down by little stuff. If your horse was running. That I’ve seen. Your ideal partner will respect your space and give you the alone time that you crave, and if your horse was sleeping or grazing, your ideal partner is calm and fully committed to you. – Grazing. That’s like standing. – [Stevie] It is. – Calm and fully committed to me. I love that. – [Stevie] What about the, the color? – [Both] Brown. – [Stevie] Both brown? – Yeah. – I mean, I’ve fallen out of touch with Mini Wheat, my miniature horse. I know people want to know if I have an active relationship with Mini Wheat. – [Stevie] You guys going through something? – Honestly, I don’t. What? – [Stevie] Are you guys going through something? – Mini Wheat’s doing Mini Wheat’s thing and I’m doing my thing, and we know we love each other, and we’re when we need each other, we’ll be there. But it’s, we’ve drifted, yeah. – I hate to break it to you, Link. We received some news about Mini Wheat that we haven’t told you for this very reason right now. I don’t know why I’m bringing it up. – Well, tell me. – I’d rather not. – It seems like you’re joking about Mini Wheat being dead. – I wouldn’t do that. – Or Mini Wheat’s actually dead. Either way, it seems like we all lose. (laughing) ‘Cause it’s not a tasteful joke, man. So what is it? – There’s plenty of room for dead Mini Wheats inside your giant ass cube. (laughing) – What a heartless. I’ll tell ya. – We can just stack ’em up one on top of another. – Dude, let me tell you. You are crushing my ego right now and there’s, but apparently there’s a lot of it. – No, actually, we have not received news about Mini Wheat, but I am interested. – What I was saying was I was picturing Mini Wheat because I feel like it’s time to reconnect. – Yeah. Where is Mini Wheat located? Where is that sanctuary? – [Stevie] Well let me tell you about your horses’ brown color. – We’re both brown. – [Stevie] You prize comfort and reliability above all else, otherwise you don’t have any specific set of expectations for your partner. – Yeah, easy to please. – At our age, definitely. – [Stevie] If your horse was black, your ideal partner is dominant, seductive, and sophisticated. And if your horse was white, you value loyalty and trust more than anything else in the relationship. If your horse is a completely different color than the ones you listed that I listed, it means you value originality and independence in a partner. – My Clydesdale does have like some little white feet, like right above, right above where the big feet go out. It was just like, he had just dipped his little feet in white paint. – [Stevie] Okay, now for the most important part. – Okay. – [Stevie] The distance from your cube. What were you feeling about the distance from your cube? – My Clydesdale is just straddling my cube. Of course his giant penis is resting on top of it. (crowd laughing) Because it’s gotta, it’s gotta be held up by something. – Look man, you need to be sincerely participant. If this is going to impact your life, you gotta be real about it. Where was the horse? – In the middle of the room and so I didn’t think about. – There was no cube. – It wasn’t associated. Where’s the cube? I guess she’s straddling it. – Really? – Yeah. – Is that an answer? Straddling it? – He’s just on top of the cube. – He’s mounted the cube. – No, no, it’s just. It’s underneath. – [Stevie] If it’s very near the cube, which it seems like this horse is very near the cube. – Where’s yours? – I should give my answer. Well, I was going to say because I didn’t know a cube was there that it was just really far away. So far away that I didn’t see it, I guess. – Okay. – But then you were trying to say but maybe you were in it and I’m like, maybe I was. – Maybe you are inside of it. – So I’d like to pick between those two. – [Stevie] Okay, well being inside the cube actually was not a choice. – Not an option. – That means my mate is inside of me. – [Stevie] Resting your large penis on the cube, also not a choice. – Their loss. – [Stevie] But essentially if you’re near the cube, it indicates you prefer relationships where you spend most of your time with your partner and if the horse is farther away, it indicates a need for your partner to understand and accommodate your desire for alone time. Ooh. – I think it means that you didn’t say there was a cube until too late in the process. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Don’t read into it. – [Stevie] Now, if you’re inside the cube, I guess we can, we know what that means based on. – Yeah, you want to be. You want your partner inside you. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Link] Order the limited edition, 2,000th episode coin, available now through July 30th at mythical.com.